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RomanceRe: Dating Asian And Latino Men: ? by Jackal(m): 7:24pm On Jun 19, 2008
Tetchiness:
As long as we all understand that Nigeria contain too much wowo looking men cool
I disagree with you.
SportsRe: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 6:46pm On Jun 19, 2008
@ A-40,

You love Germany. . . . .
I am willing to let this go if u admit it.
Music/RadioRe: Rap Music Is Horrible. by Jackal(m): 6:42pm On Jun 19, 2008
@ Davidif,

U talk whole loads of bollocks.
RAP is LIFE.
You don't have to like it. . . . . I am not a fan of rock and country music too.
So, get a dog. . . get a LIFE. grin cheesy
Music/RadioRe: Top Naija Five Mcs Or Rappers by Jackal(m): 6:40pm On Jun 19, 2008
Top 5,

Ruggedman
Mode9
Saucekid
Terry
M.I.
RomanceRe: Pastor Snatches Church Member’s Wife by Jackal(m): 6:15pm On Jun 19, 2008
@ Poster,

Come on!!!!

How can a Pastor snatch a Church member's wife?
Is this a Nollywood flick or just one of those stories?
This is highly laughable.
SportsRe: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 3:22am On Jun 19, 2008
@ Debosky,

Valid point!!!


The whole French set up stunk from the word go!!!!
Players were not hungry enough, Domenech's selection and formations were wrong throughout the competiton.
On top of this all, we should also admit he was very unfortunate.
He lost Ribery in the 16th minute and Abidal the slowpoke got a RED CARD 16 minutes later. . . . .That would rock any team scrapping for their lives.
However, the $64 million question is how did they get themselves to that desperate situation in the first place?

I hope to God they have learnt their lessons.
SportsRe: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 2:54am On Jun 19, 2008
Cesc can't win a starting place yes, but he excels whenever he comes on, the coach plays according to his desired tactics and no player can insist on starting if the coach wants a different formation.
Unless that player is Cristiano Ronaldo. . . . .
If Fab4 is really a superstar like Arsenal fans make him to be. . . .He would start in every game except today's game which was technically a dead rubber game.
SportsRe: Which One Is Better? The World Cup Or The Euros by Jackal(m): 1:24am On Jun 19, 2008
@ Folahann,

The world cup has 18 editions till date and South American countries have won it 9 times to European countries 9 times.
It looks 50-50 but lemme break down the nitty gritty for u.
Brazil have won it 5 times, Uruguay(Twice) and Argentina(Twice). . . . .
In Europe, Germany(3 times) Italy(4 times) France(once) England(once),

Meanwhile. . . . . .There is this theory of the winner of any world cup will always come in the same continent that is hosting it.
However, Brazil broke that jinx in Sweden(1958) and Korea/Japan(2002).
No European country has ever won the world cup outside the European continent. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Are u sure European countries can match the Latino boys of South America in the world cup? I don't think so.
SportsRe: Which One Is Better? The World Cup Or The Euros by Jackal(m): 1:00am On Jun 19, 2008
@ Folahann,

Its simple logic.

There are 32 teams in the world cup which means more medicore teams than necessary to accomodate all and sundry.
However, lets compare the last 16 teams in the world cup to the 16 teams in Euros and come back to me.
What Brazil and Argentina have done at the world cup can never be matched by any European team.
It's not by fluke the 2 greatest football players of the last 100 years are from Brazil(Pele) and Argentina(Maradona).
SportsRe: Which One Is Better? The World Cup Or The Euros by Jackal(m): 12:01am On Jun 19, 2008
@ Akinalabi,

His theory had me in stitches.
According to davidif, u have to be physically present in the stadium to enjoy world cup matches!!!!!!
I have read many thoughtless stuffs on NL but that has gotta be the most idiotic one ever.
SportsRe: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 11:04pm On Jun 18, 2008
@ Cristalz,

Portugal have been ma fave even before the competition kicked off. . . . .
Ronaldo is just on anutha level the way he plays these days. . . . .He seems to hang on a thread when drifting from left to right. . .
He will be the difference. . . . . Granted, Ballack is a handful but Ronnie's rockets can be dangerous too.
Lehmann is not very reliable as well . . . .  Still cannot forget what Fletcher and Nani did to him at Old Trafford!! grin grin

Brazil Vs Argentina will kick off around 1.50 am tonight. . . . .Gosh, let me go grab some beer.

P.S.   Bolivia just spanked Paraguay 4-2. What a game!!!!
SportsRe: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 10:43pm On Jun 18, 2008
@ Cristalz,

Tomorrow is the D-day. . . . . . .
Ronaldo versus Ballack again. . . . Lets hope Michael Ballack will not try his rugby, homosexual and WWF tackles. grin grin
What do u reckon?   Can Portugal's 4-3-3 upset the efficient, unpretty and the gritty German machine?
SportsRe: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 10:07pm On Jun 18, 2008
@ Cristalz,

I criticised him. . . . . .i didn't ask for his head or kneecap!!!!


Anyways, now we have the final EIGHT.
Portugal meets Germany tomorrow. . . . . . Lehmann has been shooting his mouth off as usual saying he knws how to cage Ronaldo.
I would like to see who triumphs. grin grin grin

Are u watching Bolivia vs Paraguay?
SportsRe: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 9:23pm On Jun 18, 2008
@ Cristalz,

You are a meanie.
Ray Domenech should be shot and sacked??
How do u sack a dead man? Are u aware this man is a family man with wife and kids??
SportsRe: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 9:03pm On Jun 18, 2008
@ Cristalz,

Babes, i am telling u A-40 is more Jens Lehmann than Van Persie.
I have seen him display the UP MANNSCHAFT in various threads in the past.
Don't be deceived. . . . .A-40 is from Berlin.

@ Debosky,

I don't really think Sagna, Clichy and Nasri would have made any difference last night.
Ray Domenech is a gutless, spineless lizard. He is not a fan of attacking football.
He pinned his central midfielders and instructed his full backs never to cross the half-way line.

Even after France was a goal down. . . . . .He took out an enterprising Nasri for Boumsong.
Faced with a possible elimination . . . . i expected an astute manager to GO for it as there was nuthing to lose at that stage.
God bless Ferguson. . . . . He woulda taken out Van Der Sar and Brown for Saha and Danny Welbeck. grin cheesy
SportsRe: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 8:21pm On Jun 18, 2008
@ Hustler,

You are still an idiot with your long meaningless epistle of drivel.
How can u write so much and make no sense at all? The army of graduates Nigeria produce these days are highly spastic.
The most annoying thing is a gibbon like u will beat his chest and say he is well seasoned to talk about football.
Your case has strengthen the fact that your generation, i am afraid, is a sheer waste. grin cheesy

@ Topic,

Don Fabio at Real Madrid won the league and reh reh reh after Luxembargo and Queiroz's experiment. Why stop there.
Lets compare him to Vincente Del Bosque at Madrid and watch how your Don Fabio pales like a bleached garment.
He has only won 7 league titles(Italy and Spain) compared to Fergie's 10 league titles in the Premiership alone. . . . .
How many UCL titles did he win as a club manager compared to Fergie. . . Are u this spineless?

Your idiocy reeks humungously because u fail to see the English league is the best in the world.
How many good managers(without being sacked) would leave England to manage in Italy or Spain? Are u this foolish?
So u expect Ferguson(manager of the richest football club in the world) to leave Man Utd and go to Roma. . . .
The same club he built from his own panache, business and tactical acumen. . . . .At this terminal, i must say you are stupendously insane.

An idiot like u does not even know Ferguson won league titles and one European cup and Supercup at Aberdeen . . .
You even have the spastic audacity to mention Amodu and Le Guen?? To a pillock like u, the French league and the EPL are the same??
Bozo, your level of foolishness is even worse than Dayokanu's and i used to think he was the most ignorant plastic fan on this forum.
Anyways, let me say this because i won't regret it. . . .You are the most miserable sod i have ever met(virtually). grin grin grin
BUT. . . . .hey, cheeer up. . . . .I might still meet anutha of your autistic species. grin


@ A-40,

Busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now i know u are a defaulter. tongue tongue tongue
Few months ago, u were an ardent German supporter!! grin cheesy I can dig out facts to support ma schitzo. wink wink wink
Guilty or NOT GUILTY??
RomanceRe: Are Men More Likely To Put Up With Nonsense From Pretty Girls? by Jackal(m): 7:54pm On Jun 18, 2008
kojeiwa:
Pretty or not Pretty. If you asked for a slap, you will surely get it from me.
I concur. . . .


A pretty gurl would even get a harder slap from me.
My spider senses is bound think she is taking the piss cos of her pretty face.
SportsRe: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 7:20pm On Jun 18, 2008
@ A-40?

"WE"
Are u Dutch?
Most Gaynners support France so don't be a defaulter!!!!! grin grin grin grin
Wenger is French so are YOU. tongue tongue tongue
SportsRe: Which One Is Better? The World Cup Or The Euros by Jackal(m): 6:49pm On Jun 18, 2008
@ Davidif,

I don't know if i should say you are an illiterate or a person of a sub-normal intelligence.
Are u saying if your kids grow up now to watch tapes/DVDs of Euro 2004 and Euro 2008 then they won't see the beauty of it?
Lookie, i have got the tapes of PELE in 1958, 62, 66 and 1970 . . . . .If u don't believe it, u can take a deadly hike.
What kind of people are these for Christ's sake? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
SportsRe: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 6:10pm On Jun 18, 2008
@ Hustler,

You are a big fool!!!
Calling Jackal an ignoramus when it's obvious i can school u about football even in your beloved Serie A which many of y'all don't watch.
You come here everyday to repeat the same rubbish i read on goal.com and u claim to know shyte. . . .
You need a tailor to seam back your brain contents with a black thread.

Fabio Capello only proved himself in HUGE CLUBS who have always had a winning tradition.
If Dayokanu(as moronic and mentally retarded is he) goes to Lyon, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, Milan or Porto. . . . There's always that possibility he would win an avalanche of titles there. They have always been top clubs with winning traditions.

For Capello to become respected, let him go and manage  any of these clubs: Energie Cottbus, Getafe, Levante, Reggina, Siena, Aberdeen, Derby County Metz and Toulouse and turn em to global brand ON and OFF the pitch like Fergie did with Man United.
That is when he would command any respect not go to clubs that would win WITH or WITHOUT him.

Go and get yourself educated about Man Utd before Ferguson took charge in 1986. Maybe by then, your clogged mind will APPRECIATE him.
You bird-brained chimp!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Jackal(m): 4:48pm On Jun 18, 2008
@ Wormy,

Now u are veering off topic.
Lets keep our eyes on the ball while we debate. . . . . .
The main issue we have to crack is: Can Quaresma still reach his maximum potential?


Forget the dud players Ferguson signed. . . .Every manager has signed dud at one point or the other.
However, Chelsea's duds under Abrahamovic is humungous and they all play for one season before getting shipped off like sugarcanes.
All the players u mentioned Fergie signed spent more than one season at Man Utd. . . . In your outfit, they spend 9 mths(max). grin
RomanceRe: Do Men Get Over Heartbreaks Easily? by Jackal(m): 4:37pm On Jun 18, 2008
Busta:
then those are not men . . those are definately BOYS!!
So men should cry and wail just because his gurlfriend just left him for anutha man??
Busta, don't make me cut your fingers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Jackal(m): 4:06pm On Jun 18, 2008
@ Wormy,

U spew some unadulterated crap.

How many players can Fergie sign at a time? How could he have signed Messi who got shipped to Barcelona at the age of 8?
All the other players u have mentioned are craps compared to Rio, Vidic, Evra, Scholes, Rooney and Owen.
Fergie is not human. . . . . .Fergie is god.

Whats your fuss with Razorr? Can't a gurl air her opinion on a public forum?
Heard u are shipping Sidwell to Aston Villa. What is it about your classless outfit that u buy a player this season and sell in the next.
Del Horno, Boulahrouz, Maniche, Sidwell and many more. grin
RomanceRe: The Practice Of 'Hit And Run' by Jackal(m): 3:45pm On Jun 18, 2008
RedHotChic:
Yep! jackal take note!!!
Take note of what?


eldee: And about KARMA, it's just a baseless explanation for ill-luck or poor planning
It doesn't always come arround. . .
Touche!!!!

I get chuffed when chics say stuffs about Karma. . . .  .What Karma!!!!
Whoever said LIFE is fair. . . . . .  . .U don't have to be good to deserve good things and u don't have to be bad before disaster strikes.
Life is one ball of tricks. It's kill or be KILLED. cheesy
SportsRe: Do You Support Michel Platini? by Jackal(m): 1:25pm On Jun 18, 2008
Uefa president Michel Platini has already outlined his determination to push towards tougher licensing guidelines but, in a fresh development, it has also emerged that Members of the European Parliament have argued for a new organisation called the European Sports Agency to be set-up that would preserve the "financial, economic and sporting stability of football in Europe".

Michel Platini is a super-Arrow.
This Anglophobic said the Euros won't miss England. . . . .Are we missing France now? Bloody doofus.
Now, he wants to lay into the Premier League because he can see English domination for the next forseeable years.
When Real Madrid were being bailed out for 200 million pounds debt in Spain, no one was saying anything but now they wanna move the goalposts.
Buncha hypocrites!
SportsRe: Who Is The Most Overrated Footballer? by Jackal(m): 12:58pm On Jun 18, 2008
Luca Toni is over-rated.
Phillip Lahm and Benzema are also over-rated.
Before the Euro tournament, Benzema's worth was about 30 million pounds. . . . .
As of today, Mr Aulas would be happy and snappy to let him go for 10 million quid.
SportsRe: Which One Is Better? The World Cup Or The Euros by Jackal(m): 12:55pm On Jun 18, 2008
davidif:
Euro '96 was way better than those competitions especially Italia '90 which was extremely boring. At least you should have mentioned USA '94 which was much better rather than using Italia '90.
USA 94 is better than Italia 90? Now i know you are a DSTV kid.
I can mention 3 matches in Italia 90 that is better than all the matches ever played in the Euros.
Brazil Vs Argentina(Careca Vs Maradona), England Vs Cameroon, Germany Vs England. . . . Name me any match u have seen in the Euros that can match these games.

@ Dayokanu,

Euro2000 is one of the most boring tournaments i have seen.
Compare it to Mexico 86, Spain 82 and come back to me.

Of course, The world cup plays more countries(24) compared to Euro's 16 so u should always expect more crappy teams but once it gets to the knock-out stages then the theatre starts.

Are u saying Switzerland, Bulgaria, Latvia, Austria, Belgium, Slovenia and Denmark are your idea of quality teams?
Bozo, u need the sun to clear out your beclouded senses.
SportsRe: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 12:38pm On Jun 18, 2008
@ Dayokanu,

Evra did not DISAPPOINT. It's a shame the best LB player in the world plays for the shittiest team in Europe.
The left midfielder playing ahead of him never allowed Evra to burst forward to support the attack.
You need to see Ronaldo n Evra interchange to cause massive problems to opposition. Maybe that was Domenech's instruction.
That gutless Arrow should be shot.

As per Ferguson and Hitzfeld's ratio. . . . I have told u times without number to discuss on what was WON not what could have been!!!!
Fergie has won 10 league titles with Man Utd(never mind what he won with Aberdeen). Hitzfeld had 7 league titles. Do the math. cheesy
Arsene Wenger won 2 league titles in 3 seasons(2002-2004), if we go by that record, he should have had anutha 3 titles now BUT has he?
You obnoxious airheads don't know shyte about footie.

How dare u compare Marco Van Basten to that useless waste of space Luca Toni.
Last night alone, he could have had 5 goals easily if his finishing was anywhere near world-class. He is a dud player and his finishing is wonky.
Thinking about it now, it could be argued that Eric Abidal didn't deserve to be sent off because, given Toni's form, the clumsy defender didn't really deny a clear scoring opportunity. Mr Dayo, at this point, i can authoritatively say you are a DINGBAT-ish plastic fan.

P.S. Van Basten had an excellent tournament in Euro 88. . . . . .Tell us one tournament Luca Toni has blazed in his miserable life!!!!!

@ Hustler,

Are u such a numbskull? What kind of dorks have now populated this forum with their ever annoying moronic drivel?
Hughes, Keane and Bruce are the last generation. . . . .What about Walter Smith, Gordon Strachan and many others who have managed national teams?

Your status as a pederast still stands because i did not use that basis alone to make Fergie the best living manager in the world. He's had many students grow under him, have the highest haul of domestic titles anywhere in the world, last manager to win the treble, and he is still hale n hearty to do more.

What has Arrigo Sacchi won? How many league titles did he win with AC Milan?
Why am i even bovvered with a deranged gibbon like u? You don't know your footie.
The next time u spew this type of piffle at me, i would push ma hands in your mouth and pull your fucking SKELETON out!!!!

@ Dyabman,

Your case should be reported to the nearest mental home.
As soon as i heard ants crawled up ur ass i knew we would have a mental case on this forum
Go n seek help or better still, call Pastor TB Joshua. cheesy grin

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