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@ Medube,
Ya talk is cheap.
Christian Chukwu wld have done what Jose did at Chelsea.
He had everything going for him. The money,the players and the support of the Roman Empire.
I wld have been more impressed if he had won the league back to back with a team like West Brom or Sunderland.

Aiiiyo i drink to that.

Mikel Obi is one greedy piece of ssshit.
Why should i pray for a young lad that decided to chase money instead of his bolstering career.
I cant be bothered about him. He should join Arsenal or Spurs. United dont need his type cos he is a major sell-out.

Don't get carried away boys.
The Best right winger in England is Cristiano Ronaldo
He makes Lennon look so ordinary.

Lennon is good but he plays with his head down.
He doesn't cross and he plays like Pius Ikedia/TJ Babangida.

What do u expect from a Arrow like Makelele?
A big scoundrel of a man who has no IQ off and on the pitch.
Mourinho has infected him with the Diarrohoea of the mouth so he can run his mouth ceaselessly. Who cares?
He claims Jose won the Premiership in 8 months while it took Fergie 7 years. Is that reasonable?
Mourinho should have gone to Sunderland and letz see if it will take him 8 months to win the Premiership.
Chelsea was a good team even before JOSE joined em. Man Utd had nuthing till Fergie came. Liverpool was the ace-team back in the mid-80's.
So whatz Claude yappin about?
Conclusion: Claude should be ignored and shld be likened to an slowpoke

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Ma Days.
U can't be more right about Arsene Wenger.

Good job, mate!

Cheers.

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I cannot disclose that here.
All i can say is he paid in hard currency.
I never knew he was that buoyant
End of Story.

@ Hucarson,
Please lay off Akola.
He called me last night and he agreed to negotiate.
Negotiations went on without flaws and he has paid up.

I have decided to burn all evidences and traces linking Kola to Arsenal FC and Man Utd in the past.
Please let Kola Breathe.

@ Priscilla,


Miss u? Can one miss Malaria?
Anyways, ur last word should have been others lead, Arsenal follow.
I still wonder how Gooners can find their voices after a disappointing season like this.
If United were to be in ur shoes,i wld be hiding with ma tailz in between ma legs.

Gunners were outplayed in their own backyard by an under-dog Tottenham lads.
Shame on all y'all Gunners and that Wenger lost his nerves by wanting to hit Martin Jol.
What was wrong with that goal? Arsene Wenger was screaming the spirit of fair-play?
He seems to forget what goes around comes around. What did he say when Henry scored a dodgy free-kick against Chelsea at Highbury?
Was that fair-play?

All Gunners should bury their heads in shame.
The season's performance has been appalling and Wenger needs to re-think.

End of Match.
Chelski has suffered anutha knock.
Liverpool thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrashed Chelski.
Liverpool 2-1 Mourinho
The dream of a double's been dashed.


@Prisccy,
Don't cry!
Dry your eyez.

Liverpool is virtually tearing Chelski apart.
The FA should stop this match. This is BULLYING
Old Trafford is bad luck to Chelski.

Liverpool 2-0 Chelski
Akola and Prisccy, Where r u guys?
I told ya the Empire will crack up soon.

Mourinho's tactics were the worst i have seen in years.
I hope he deploys the same formation against United next weekend.

@Prisccy,
Can u stop beefing Man Utd?
Was it because Utd kicked the Gunner's asses some weeks back?
Stick to ur guns and leave ma team alone.
Arsenal messed up today and Chelsea is falling also.
I back Liverpool to tear Chelsea down today and Man Utd to complete the misery next saturday.
It ain't over yet!

@ Kola
I have every evidence that has linked u to Man Utd and Arsenal in the past.
There r pictures,comments and other paraphernelia linking u as an ardent supporter of these clubs.
What do u have to say?
Should i post these pics on Nairaland OR  u want to negotiate?
U can hit me up on 1-800-JACKAL for negotiations.

@Hucarson,
Thanx for the vital information u have provided for us on the forum.
I owe u a lot. I will send 10 bottles of Courvoisier after a United Victory on the 29th.
I have arranged a CHAP transfer into your account to complete the agreed balance.
Thanx once again.

@Akola,
I think u r the Ogunpa and Dandaru rivers combined.
No one has to be God to knw why u and ur cohorts r supporting CHELSKI.
We know all y'all are glory-hunters and i forsee a crack in the Roman Empire sooon.

@ Akola,
U r quite wrong.
Chelsea is Chelski.
Chelsea's fans increased by almost 6000% when The Roman empire started and majority of the so-called fans on Nairaland don't even support Chelsea in 2002.
So the name Chelski was crafted for the glory-hunters who will run to another club if things go wrong with Chelsea.

My question is: Are u a Chelsea fan or a Chelski fan?

I ma keep ma fingers crossed.
The best Chelski can get is a draw.
United is not Arsenal or other ssshit clubs lying around.
Chelsea will fall and i am going to rub dirt on all y'all faces.

Smith is not the only aggressive player at OT.
As a matter of fact, Ferguson can select a player to fill that role.
This kind of match is usually won with an unusual strategy.
One plot only to be used once and never to be repeated again.
Have u heard of Vidic? A member of the notorious "famous four" that did not conceed a goal on their way to Germany 2006?
Vidic is a defender but he can fill-in. He is a Serb(the strongest peopz in the world) and he will do more than Smithy did at OT.

The Bridge wont be different.
Makelele is the heart of Chelsea. If u make him uncomfortable, Chelsea is uncomfortable. Thats the Key.
Fergie has identified that and that was why Smith sat on him at OT.
United will stalk Makelele with a man-marker and the rest shall be HISTORY.

On the contrary, I think Chelsea has a lot at stake. They wanna win it at the Bridge and pop the champagne.
Who is the best at spoiling such parties? Unfortunately,its Man Utd.
Little did u know Arsenal's party was spoilt on the day they could have made the 50th unbeaten run.
Arsenal had planned celebrating with white t-shirts with 50 UNBEATEN boldly written on it with a fat cake and tons of champagne.
They will have to wait another life for that to happen at Old Trafford ever again.
United will make Jose speak in tongues at the Bridge.
Just watch as the drama will unfold.
If u r hypertensive,have ur GP's number close to u cos United will definitely surprise loads of fans.

The gun that silenced Wenger and his goons sure have bullets and its rearing to spray more.
Manchester United has made it a priority to thrash all London clubs this season.
Chelsea, Arsenal,Spurs,Fulham and Charlton have all failed to record a vicotry against United this season.
The result will still be the same at the Bridge.
If you're sure United will fall, Place a bet at Ladbrokes or WilliamHill and lets see who laughs last.

Chelsea needs a point to win the Premiership.
If Man U wins, then Chelsea will have to wait anutha week before they celebrate their title.
I like the fact that Man Utd chased Chelski till the very last. Mourinho wld keep his traps shut next time and not boast of winning the title by easter next season.

@ Nightrider,
U dont need to rub it in for 'em Chelsea fans.
They love to hate Barcelona. Who wouldn't.
Barcelona is the only team that beat teams convincingly unlike most teams in Europe now.

The only team that wins and will not alter their traditional way of playing. A team that entertains week in week out and still top the league.
This is where i think Barca has an edge over Arsenal.
Arsenal,unarguably plays the most delightful football in the Premiership but it doesnt always transform to winning.
It is not very easy for a team to entertain and win at the same time.  

Barcelona played extremely well yesterday. Maybe Kola and co watched anutha match. Messi and Deco were missing and Barca still played well and got an important victory that will eliminate Milan in this UCL.
I am not a Barca fan but this Barca team is the best in Europe without grudges

Its rather unfair to think Rooney and RVN choked in front of goal against Sunderland.
The match was the most one-sided match i have seen and those lads(RVN + Rooney) played their hearts out.
It was just one of those days that the ball refused to cross the goal-line and Sunderland's goalkeeper was absolutely brilliant.
I didn't see United scoring even if the match was allowed to run for 3 days. It wasn't as if the strikers were not hitting the target but things just got horribly wrong. It happens once in a while but against the Blues,things will be different.
United fans have voiced out and what they want is a Chelsea defeat. Thrashing Chelski on the 29th they said,is like winning the title.
Lets keep our fingers crossed but expect a shock defeat for Jose.

Of course.
There's plenty of soccer on American TV.
Why do we have satellites?
I get to watch more premiership matches than my mates even in UK.

@ Priscilla,
I overstand the fact that Chelsea has already bagged another title but United wants to prove they can match Chelsea and that will be evident on the 29th.
I back Man Utd to steal 3 points at the Bridge. It might seem there's nothing at stake for United but beating Chelski is a big price at stake.
United will do a double on em and this will set a psychological edge for United come next season.
It's ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mourinho should watch his back. I forsee another celebration delay for Chelsea.
Ciao.

@ Bolaoni,
Ronaldinho can NEVER impress Akola after what Dinho did to Terry at Nou Camp.
A lot of Chelski fans wanted Milan to win the tie so dont be too surprised about Akola's grief.
Ronaldinho shone like a billion stars last night and was inches away from scoring but his effort hit the inside of the post.

Anyways, how r we gon' thrash Chelski at the Bridge?
Can United breach the Bridge and silence Akola and co?

@ Nightrider,
I am too sure on this one. Milan wld be forced to come out @ the Nou Camp which will suit Barcelona.
Barcelona is unarguably the best team in Europe. I understand the best team DON'T win sometimes but Barca's away goal is a very major factor.

Secondly,How do u expect the young gunners to cope with Barcelona's array of superstars?
Eboue and Flamini will get carried away watching Ronaldinho do his thang amd they will lose concentration. Can u remember what Oliseh said about Maradona at USA 94? He said he cldn't believe he was trading tackles with the Maradona he worshipped as a youngster. He got carried away and he was fouling him times without number.

Barcelona will tear any premiership team into shreds. Ronaldinho is not human. The kind of things he does with the ball is absolutely phenomenal and a moment of his brilliance will pulverise any defence wall. How he managed to craft that PASS that led to guily's goal still beats my imagination.
He has got vision,awareness and plenty of strength.

=D> =D>
Reyes, that was very Spiritual.
U surely ripped soulfist into shreds.
I ma let Nairalanders decide who won.

@ Akola,
Barca played extremely well. What else do u expect em to do at San Siro?
They did miss Deco and Messi but they got an important away goal.
I think Barca will win the UCL. This Barca team will tear Arsenal into shreds.
Did u see Ronaldinho's sublime pass? U can only see that in a textbook. Its more theoretical than practical.
Barca all the way.

@ Spikelord,

U seem to be breaking the rules by dropping Tupac's lyrics.
Breathin was the 1st u dropped and u followed it with Holla at me
Theres nuthing hard in freestylin'.
All u need is juggle with wordz that ryhmes and put some flow into it.
If u need lessons,i ma charge u 100 dollz per hour.
Cheers.

@Akola,
U make me laugh
I don't think Igbo/Cocaine is a sport stimulant. I think these drugs will even work against any athlete especially footballers.
Maradona takes Igbo/Cocaine for social reasons and it has no direct relationship with his abundance of skills.

What makes u think Pele wasn't taking anything  drugs in the 70's?
There were no dope tests then but i understand 'caine and heroine has been around for years now.
Maradona is god and the way he lifted Argentina in 86 and most especially Napoli(an under-dog team) in the late 80's was phenomenal.
Unlike good players of these days hunting for glory.

In the days of Pele, Football wasn't football.
The defence wasn't as organised as what we have today.
Things r getting tighter for strikers. Why do u think FIFA was concerned about the decline in the number of goals being scored in recent tournaments.
Why was the new offside rule initiated? Why did a win become 3 points instead of the normal 2 points it was in the past?
It is because the Defence Mechanism is now very complex for any striker to just waltz through like Pele and compatriots did in the past.
A certain Justin Fontane was scoring 13 goals in a single world cup(1958).
Isn't that ridiculous?

I sincerely believe Maradona is Better than Pele no matter how u want to look at it.
Diego is a genius.