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As much as i love the young lad to excel, i think he got his options wrong by acting like a glory hunter.
I doubt if Mikel will perform to his optimum best if he eventually joins Man Utd.
United fans will question his loyalty and things might get rough for him at the initial stage.
Mikel should go to Arsenal or any other neutral club.
United needs a Diarra or Stephen Appiah.
United can't be bothered about a lad that turned his back on 'em.
End of Story.

Maradona is a god of football.
No one has been able to pull the kind of dominance he had at thee 86 world cup.
He single-handedly dragged his team to win the most prestigious cup in football.

Football wasn't modern in the days of Pele.
Defence those days was not as complex as what we have these days.
Wld Pele be scoring easily against the Nestas,Maldinis,Terrys and Heinzes?
I bet, Pele's career wld have ended with a nasty injury.
If y'all don't agree to this, Ask Marco Van Basten.

Trybesmen, Oya
Ruggedman, Ehen
Faze, Faze Alone
P-square, Lose Control.
2Face, Keep on Rockin

@ushergurl,
Pls try n be original.
That Rap u just spewed was copied from 8 mile.
Twas a scene where Eminem was dissin X-zibit
I gotcha,
Anyway,it was a nice attempt. Where's hot-angel?
The kind of response i am getting is weak.
Pls put the heat on ma assssssssss.

Jackal(The Muthafuckin Assassin) is Back,
Tryin' to sneak a sharp attack on 'em femalez asses.
Rappin aint ladies thang.
So i'm dissin all the chicz in tha house.
I aint a misogynist,i just want to spark up a sex-beef.
Dudes Vs Chics.

I am about to make the mic SMOKE.
Ev'ryone should peep this,


Its getting hot in hereeee
Do i smell fear or is the pressure gettin' too much to bear?
Why's hot-angel seekin' ma lips?
She's foaming on the lips between her hips
Probably she's on heat so lets get in between the sheets.
I'm Nairaland's finest,still the best but i'm worse than the baddest.
As I grab ma gatz, put it to Nike's headpiece
One in the chamber, the safety is off tha fcukin release
Straight at your cleavage, I want to see blood n cartilage
Jackal the savage, doin your brain cells huge damage
So Rhodalyn want to be a hardcore?
With ma fangz on her back, talkin bout the gats in her raps
But I can't feel that hardcore appeal
that you're screamin, baby u dreamin
Sticks and stones break bones, but the gat'll kill you quicker
Especially when I'm drunk off the liquor
Its Jackal, the street- talker, heat sparker
the beef starter, packin guns while i eat prawn-crackers.
Its kind of blurred when i stare at ushergurl
Hoe aint the only thing you call a girl
Slut,Bitch,Tart, Tramp, (oh, how you doin xxshawtyxx?)
Ever since i was 8, i been startin to hate
I said Bleep the hoes, started eatin cheese cake
Scrambled eggs and steak, strawberrys and grapes
So i stuck to rappin' because i wont quit the yappin'
Or I'ma lift the mac in
That can lead to another mishap happenin'

Keyboards?
U r a wizard!
Get a PS2 or a X-box dude. I wont be able to kick a ball with keyboards. How do u do it?
I admire your craftsmanship boy.

Yea,u can edit all the names of the clubs back to original and theres a site online where u can get the original names in case you're confused.
The Spanish/German/French leagues can be very confusing because one is not too familiar with the clubs out there.
Asides from this hiccups,the actual game play is wicked. Bicycle kicks, Scissors and virtually every known trick in football is here.
U need to see Ronaldinho/Messi and Etoo in this game.
They waltz through any defence like a hot knife sliding through butter.

Obafemi's name is the same.
Player's names r all correct.
Only clubs get funny names but Chelsea and Arsenal's name r correct
Man United is Man Red
Liverpool is Merseyside Red and stuffs.
U can edit the  club's names to the correct ones though. 
And even build up a player with the name nightrider who scores mad goals.
U can transfer players,u can play master league where each game u win fetches u money to shop for players around the world.
Paolo Rossi,Pele,Zico and virtually all the players that have graced this earth are available for u to buy in your team.
The game is wicked and u will fall in love with it.

U must like this game because its too original. I play it almost everyday.


P.S. I think Maradona is a better player than Pele.
       Skill Vs Skill is the same but Maradona has a cutting edge because he cheats.
       Hand of God was his creation and i can remember he was the one that started the "diving" phenomenom(USA 94 against Nigeria)
       He won freekicks after freekicks till he was able to beat the Eagles defence with a cheeky freekick that led to Canniggia's goal.
Can u beat that?

Its rather sad.
Bolton tried all they could but why leave Diouf and Okocha out of this game.
Allardyce got his tactics wrong.
Good luck to chelsea now. It's in their hands.

@ Spikelord,

Those lyrics r weak.
Close ur eyes,take a deep breath and give it another shot.
These words should come to u naturally if u love RAP.

EA sports FIFA is shhhhhhhit.
I had the 2004,2005 and 2006 version and its disappointing.
The only advantage on this game is all teams/clubs carry the authentic name and jerseys because the game is FIFA licensed

Pro 5 cannot boast of this feature because most teams r yet to enter into agreement with the makers of this game.
Nevertheless,this game is better.U get to see Players pushing one another when the tackle is rough. There's a referee and 2 match assistants on the pitch. The dribbles are authentic and each player has been programmed with the way they celebrate their goals in real life.
Agahowa/Obafemi Martins somersault 7 times anytime they score goals.
The fun is top notch and i am yet to see a better football game on any computer game.


Ya team is rich but Diego Maradona will swoop Pele and the rest in the midfield with his wealth of skills
Who knows? His hand of God and all trickeries might help my team with a scoreline of 8-1.
Ronaldinho will make Maldini and Roberto Carlos look like midgets and it will be an easy access for him to cause extensive chaos and anarchy in ur defence.
I back ma team to inflict serious damage on any team in the world. If u have a PS2 and u r internet-connected, we can try this out( )

@ Nightrider,
I do play fifa 2006 but i suggest u try pro-evolution soccer 5.
Pro-5 is the best soccer game in the world. The skills and movement is fluid and off-the-ball scenes in the game is awesome!

Secondly,i dont think Pele or Garrincha wld have the gall to go past Baresi or Sammer(The Butcher)
Sammer is a man of steel and will send Pele and co to an early retirement.
I did a 1 hr research and i picked defenders that r very physical,that can break bones and will never lose concentration.
I will keep a clean sheet and get loadz of red cards with the team i chose.

Prisccy Darlin'
Its just one of those awkward days. United worked their socks off and it wasn't just gonne be their day.
How do u explain why 1 shot out of the 13 shots on goal NOT hitting the back of the net?
It's so absurd and unexplainable.
A ground that has defeated Chelsea, Liverpool,Arsenal,Bolton and Newcastle cannot demolish Sunderland.
The sunderland's goalie was magnificient. He defied all known logic of fundamental physics to stop the most potent strike force in England.
United needs a big ball of miracle to snatch this title. I wish Bolton surprises everyone by beating Chelski hands down.
I am still trying to recover from the shock of last night's match and only a Bolton victory can bring me back to normal.

Its gettin hot in here but who holds the number 1 spot
The only female standing is an angel that is sizzling hot.
Why do i have to battle with a chic?
Especially an angel so weak that craves for ma dickk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They call me Jackal Tha Assassin because i thrive on dissin'
Dishin venomous lyrics to foxes that SIN and hood-vixens.
My styles are sporadic, ma flowz r sometimes caustic.
Anyone aint feelin ma lyrics can suck ma didickk
What’s the matter with ya’ll, I splatter ya’ll against the muthafuckin wall
Smash your galls with these raw lyrics I catapult.
Jackal the lyrically superb one,spitting phat rhymes
Off the tip of the tongue to burn your eardrums
Strictly out for the fortune & fame, I entertain for my personal gain
Rock 'em Blingy chains, big enough to cause neck pains
When it’s all said and done, I ma end this service
To cop the type of verses that average MCs seem to worship.

@ Shadex,
G-unit RULES and i am out on this thread.
Menike has started a thread on freestyle battle.
We can continue the contest there. I have hit ma niggaz up to check out the thread,stick to the rules and spit on it.
Its a heavyweight duel and i am sure G-unit faithfuls will win.

GGGGGGGGGGG-Unit in the house.
Jackal a.k.a .The Muthafcuking Assassin is about to make the mic smoke!!!!!
Hey yo, drop the beats,

I like puttin pressure on wack niggaz
Using ma gatz to squeeze halo-tips with ma fingerz
In ma mind,i shoot hoops with coat-hangers,
Got loot with dope-slangers
Sold soaps to stranger, joke with danger.
MURDA Inc trying to disguise, flashin cop's badges, black nylon jackets
Big Black Gorillaz screaming "Freeze Jackal"
Got my niggaz in Nairaland, eatin octopus
Wishin they was on the blocks with us
To watch me and Reyes do it,Put the heat to it.
Put it out the 1st day,the whole street knew it.
Honeyz, hold their titties and nod to the music
And think deep to it,now who the truest?

The Premier League is one ball of drama.
How cld United have drawn with Sunderland.
I feel so knackered now.
My Prayer is Bolton should pip Chelski by a goal tomorrow.
Hail Mary, Full of Grace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was busy watching United V Sunderland match.
I am so knackered The Reds lost 2 vital points to em fuckeries.
Anyway,whatz good?

I wont even stoop low to $hadex's level. I dont normally trade words with scumbags unless they cross they cross the gunline.
Think deep before u start using ur wacky metaphors. I dont tolerate hoodrats poking darts at ma crew. U heard?
Is gay Menike behind this nu assault? How many wld this fool get involved?
Did some research on this sodomite(Menike)and word on the street is, He sucks Ja's balls for free!
What else can we say to u faggotz? Get a Lyfe.

@Reyes4eva
The topic says YOUR WINNING 11  so i have a right to choose my best 11 from the stone ages to the present day.
Here's ma winning 11.

                                                                                      Lev Yashin
             
         
             Franco Baresi                         Matthias Sammer              Alessandro Nesta                          Ben Iroha



                                                                                      Dunga

                                George Hagi                                                                                   Diego Maradona




                                          Romario                                                 Ronaldinho

                                                                                      Gabriel Batistuta

My Manager will be Mario Zagallo

@Beyunce,
Leave those guys alone. They believe all what they read on the dailies even if it says the GRASS is RED.
Everyone knows 50 is the real DEAL. Tha Game is just an ingrate and we shall see if his upcoming album will do well or not.
The Rap game is competitive like Mortal Kombat and to stay on top,u gast to battle other competitors.
Tupac beefed everyone from Biggie, Puff Daddy,Nas,Dr Dre, Jigga and a whole lotta people to get himself known so why can't 50 beef anyone he wishes to.
$hadex should go to Church to preach his RESPECT there. Theres no elder in the rap game. If u think u r good,get on board and battle.
50 is throwing his weight around and thatz what any war General will do.
If all y'all  MURDA Inc?Tha Game fans can't live with that then take a hike.
Let Tha Game prove himself worthy if he is good as he claims.

I stay in California and we love 50 in this hood. I wont be biased cos Tha Game comes from California and 50 comes from New York.
Even rats know 50 is better than Tha Game so no controversy.

@ Reyes,
I attribute this to your too much playing pro-evolution 5 games on PS 2.
Gimme some time to draft out my best 11 that will make u cry as a manager.
I need 1hr to go do some rigorous research to select players that will put 8 goals past ya.

Stop cussing dude.
What if it happens?

@ Reyes4eva,
Fiddy is not a snitch. He didnt run to the police. Its normal for the police to issue a restraining order when someone suffers multiple attacks. The NYPD issued the restraining order without 50's consent. I dunno why heads r now calling him a snitch for what he knows nothing about.

50 sells, Ja does not sell. At the turn of the millennium, Ja Rule’s empathetic duets with Murder Inc. labelmate Ashanti made the pair the Marvin Gaye and Tami Terrell of the hip-hop generation. Fiddy had to accuse Ja to stick to rapping and quit the R-n-B flava he was using to sell records.
Ja deviated from being the Gangstar rapper he was known to be in the days of Venni Vetti Vecci.

Blood In Ma Eye Album has been taunted the worst record sales in the history of MURDER INC.
Rap heads close to the label says that even before its release, Lyor Cohen, president of Def Jam, the parent company of Murder Inc., was so concerned about Ja Rule’s diminished street credibility that he tried—unsuccessfully—to enlist notoriously thuggish hip-hop exec Suge Knight to release Blood in My Eye on his Tha Row label.

The Game is anutha ingrate trying to bring 50 down with his wack lyrics and media-hype.
50 helped him achieve his platinum status of his Documentary album and now he thinks he is good.
Fiddy aint even on the same level with this Compton cat.
50 is the Man and GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-unit is the CREW.
Fiddy seems quiet now cos he is working with Eminem in the lab on OBIE's TRICE long-awaited sophomore album.

So all Fiddy haters should take a HIKE.

Man U will win 2005/06 Premiership season.

@ jagenne,
U dont have to warn Chelsea fans cos they know whatz at stake now.
Lehmann's face after sunday's match will tell anyone Rooney is a meanie. Lehmann was ragged,battered and shot at on all parts of his body.
He will never forget the wonder-kid.

Mourinho will be scratching his head how he slipped up on 11 points but he is still a genius to improvise on the 29th.
Chelsea will be more physical than entertaining and United will be ready for that. Heinze is back and he is going to give Drogba + Crespo the hardest of time.

I can see United winning the tie 3-1 and Essien or Del Horno to get a red card.

@ Nightrider,
Temper-Temper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can see your tempers flaring again and u have just crossed the gun-line by bringing my Dad into this.
Its very obvious u lack proper home-training so i will not sink to your poverty-stricken level by cussing your parents.

How many times are u going to display your stupidity on this thread? These Arsenal fans r getting rusty and dusty. I think Seun/Akola needs to worry about the rats in our courtyard. I have not said anything that warrants your lousy and malicious comments about me being abused as a child.
Remember,i can sting your life to death but i ma hold ma breath this time for the sake of PEACE.

U should pour your anger and pain out on Adebayor and Wenger who has just gained 1 point out of the available last 6.points.
Wenger should forget about the top 4 this season and work towards achieving s'thing tangible next season.
Blackburn and Tottenham will finish above Arsenal because your team's performance is on the decline.

@ Akola,
U r a funny dude. U wont believe the results. Arsenal forced Pompey to a draw.
I told Nightrider that the defeat at OT will kill the Gunners psychologically but he was too blinded by patriotism.
Most of em just watch football but they dont read.
Anytime Arsenal loses after a series of wins,they always decline.
Remember the battle of OT(Oct. 2004) and how Arsenal's performance just declined? I think that is happening again.
Anutha 2 points lost. Can Arsenal make it to the top 4?

I want Mr Nightcreeper to have a say on this.

@ Priscilla,
This is a difficult one.
The match depends on a whole load of factors so i cannot comment now.
If United wins all the remaining matches and Chelsea drop points against Bolton and Blackburn then Man U can steal the title.
United is a team brimming of CONFIDENCE and CHARACTER.
I believe Man Utd is the only team capable of surprising Chelsea at the Bridge.

Rooney will def'ly win it.
His performance against Arsenal and at the Carling Cup final will surely win it for him this time.
C'mon ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY

Proof(D12) has been MURDERED.
Deshaun Holton aka PROOF was shot 5am yesterday at the CCC club in Detroit's 8 mile area.
Who is responsible? Murda INC niggaz?
What do ya think?

Thank U Akola.
Those Gunners r jealous we r still celebrating.
They felt Arsenal r unbeatable and United did it with ease.
It was so easy i cldn't believe we were 2 goals up against Arsenal.

Maybe we should end the thread.
Lets save em more taunts and teases.

Cheeers!

@ Nightrider,
U gotta to be the craziest fan i know. If u think peopz here gon' feel the shit u say, u r a dumbass.
I already told ya to send ur sisters to ma crib and let her tell u if i am really gay or straight. Its not worth arguing about though.
I dont wanna cause any ruckus here no more but these hoodlums should stop taking shots at me. I dont care the number of people against me but i am sure i will cut,rip,damage,smash and bust all y'all if u dont stop taunting me.