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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Gunners Will Be Down In Turin by Jackal(m): 3:15pm On Apr 05, 2006
@ Fimmy,
Don't get it twisted. Priscilla is a dude hiding in a female's status to gain attention.
Priscilla is a she-male.

Anyway, Its a tricky one but i back Juve to get 2 goals that will take the match to extra time.
Juve will carry the day by scoring in the extra-time or a penalty shoot-out.
I just feel the young gunners will panic in Turin and give the advantage away.
Rap Battles › Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by Jackal(m): 5:52pm On Apr 04, 2006
Sodomite Menike wants the support of a bitch to stand tall. The bit*ch is straight and u are gay.
OMG, there's no correlation. Seek the help of ur fellow wanksters and come square with us. We gon' kill all y'all muthaf*uckers.
Spikesod is in the ICU right now cos he got the beating of his life. U r gon' be the next gay to go down.
U wanna stay alive? Ask Spikesod!
Sports › Re: Which Team Will Win 2005/2006 Premiership Season? by Jackal(m): 12:46pm On Apr 04, 2006
Man Utd will snatch shhhhhhhhhit.
Rap Battles › Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by Jackal(m): 12:40pm On Apr 04, 2006
@ Reyes,
U dont have to break a sweat on lurvsite? What do u expect from a gurl dying of AIDS?
She's a desperate slut trying to get our ATTENTION. Get me some Kleenex so i can wipe the shit u rubbed on this LovePeddler's face.
We aint going nowhere until we get rid of the scumbags of Nairaland.
In God We STILL trust.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manutd April 9 by Jackal(m): 3:31pm On Apr 03, 2006
OMG
I Like that. A team that has lost 10 matches in a season want to help chelsea?
These gunners r jokers. United will give em the beating of their life on sunday.
It's on.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manutd April 9 by Jackal(m): 2:10pm On Apr 03, 2006
@ nightrider,
Did u just say Man U struggle for goals? Check the league table. United is the best attacking side.
Scoring against Arsenal wont be about RVN but Ronaldo and Rooney's pace down the wings. Treze,Ronaldo,Mutu and Raul struggled because they r not used to playing Arsenal.
United knws Arsenal inside out. Bully Arsenal and u have 3 points
The Clue is, NEVER ALLOW ARSENAL PLAY ITS FLOWING GAME. United did that when the unbeaten run was smashed!
This might yet be anutha Old Trafford Battle of Buffet
Lets see how your young,inexperienced defence will cope with Cristiano Ronaldo's brilliance and Rooney's sublime skills.
Chelsea and Liverpool came to OT with a stiffer defence and lost. Arsenal wont be different.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manutd April 9 by Jackal(m): 12:00pm On Apr 03, 2006
@ nightrider,
Don't count on it. The BEST Arsenal can get is a draw at OT.
The worst tha Gunners can get might be 6-1 like United did in 2001.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Gunners Will Be Down In Turin by Jackal(m): 11:50am On Apr 03, 2006
@skintite,
Don't compare Villa to Juventus. How can u make such nasty comparison?
Juventus might just turn the screw around and hey,this is the champions league and not the premiership.
Majority of the european teams always find highbury difficult because of the small pitch.
They mis-judge ball flights and passes and hence they look dismal.
It's def'ly gon' be tough at Turin. Arsenal should watch its back.
I predict 2-2 and Juve wld win in the extra time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea May Lose The Premiership Crown by Jackal(m): 11:44am On Apr 03, 2006
@ Kola,
I agree with u that 7 points is a big ask for Man Utd. Chelsea won't let it slip but i am beginning to see PANIC in this Chelsea side.
The pressure is mounting and players r getting HIT by fatigue. Chelsea has 2 away matches against Bolton and Blackburn.
These matches are tricky and might take more points off Chelsea. United on the hand has a heavier schedule(Arsenal and Tottenham).
My question is who do u think wld win supposing the Stamford Bridge clash against United were to determine the premiership title?
Ma Advice: Dont bet against United in this kind of scenario. They have the guile and character to win matches like this
Travel › Re: Is Life Really Better Abroad? by Jackal(m): 7:17pm On Apr 02, 2006
;d ;d ;d
Career › Re: How Much Money Must You Make Before Returning To Nigeria? by Jackal(m): 6:17pm On Apr 02, 2006
10 million Pounds will do.
Business › Re: Help, How Can I Get A Paypal Account? by Jackal(m): 6:15pm On Apr 02, 2006
Paypal does not recognise Nigerian Merchants due to the prevalent nature of fraud in Nigeria so the country is not listed!
What u can do is to use a foreign address in US or UK to register and thats it.
Theres no mojo abt it.
Its dead easy
Cheers.
Rap Battles › Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by Jackal(m): 6:05pm On Apr 02, 2006
Bleep off u cunt!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manutd April 9 by Jackal(m): 6:50pm On Apr 01, 2006
@ mukina,
Dont blaspheme here. Dont compare a team that has lost 10 times this season to God.
God does not LOSE,
Keep ur blasphemous-rotten trap of urs out of here.
Beware of the metaphors u utter.
Sports › Re: Which Striker Should Chelsea Go For? by Jackal(m): 6:13pm On Apr 01, 2006
Chelsea should buy Lua Lua and Martins.
They need 2 fast strikers upfront and only these above-named dudes can accomplish such tasks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manutd April 9 by Jackal(m): 6:09pm On Apr 01, 2006
Man Utd 4 Vs Arsenal 1
Ruud(32) Van Persie(55)
Ruud(45)
Rooney(70)
Ruud(88)


GLORY, GLORY UNITED
The Very team in form.
8 victories and still counting.
Old Trafford will boil for 'em young gunners. Ronaldo and Rooney will be the key.
Lets see if Fabregas is as good as being rated.
Rap Battles › Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by Jackal(m): 5:55pm On Apr 01, 2006
@ jagenne
Leave those lil fake niggaz alone. Their game is weak and they r not worthy to be called dudes.
They screw niggaz and animals. Spiky screws German Shepherds and he is well known in his Ketu neighbourhood. He's been served restraining orders like a dozen times and every Vet Doctor knows him.
Rap Battles › Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by Jackal(m): 5:21pm On Apr 01, 2006
OMG,thatz hilarious.
Menikes caught this on tape while Fiddy was greasing his dad's ass. Looks like the shag of the century
ROTFLMAOWPIMP grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by Jackal(m): 5:07pm On Apr 01, 2006
I must assume Grizzly uses 'caine. He is the most incoherent gay to ever post here. Def'ly he is a school drop-out.
His brains are clouded and may God help him,he might turn to a veggie in 3 months.
Rap Battles › Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by Jackal(m): 12:45pm On Apr 01, 2006
@spikeSOD
I guess u r tired of living. What tha Bleep is ur bleeping problems u cunt? If u aint careful,i ma kick ur greasy ass down. U don't wanna trade wordz wiv me,do ya?
Don't blame me if i have to descend on u like a swarm of killa-bees. U r testing ma patience and i can take y'all sodomites alone wivout the help of other G-unit soldiers on this forum.
SPIKESOD scuks and like a bleeping infant and u might just be on ur way to ur GRAVE. G-unit dont care if u grow old or not.
Jackal,as u can see is an ASSASSIN. A lyircal assassin. I wld pull ya blurry eyes outta the socket and massacre ur babies.
Shiiiiiiiiit can happen and thatz when ur murder wld look like suicide/accident.
Rap Battles › Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by Jackal(m): 1:53am On Apr 01, 2006
Whoever said i was laying low is bleeping dumb. How can a G-unit soldier lay low for bunch of gays?
I am a General and all along i have been planning,plotting and strategising how i am gon' burn u muthafcukers.
MENIKE and SPIKY are too myopic. U niggaz have failed to see beyond ur noses and its rather unfortunate.
A bleeping sodomite like MENIKE claiming the INC made Jigga and DMX? How can utter such blasphemy? The INC was just a small bunch of idiots hwo were under the umbrella of Def Jam. Ruff Ryders and Roc-a-fella were also under Def Jam. Jay-z or DMX had nuthing to do with the INC. U foolz should stop mis-informing the public.
The INC is the most unsuccesful record label in the world. Major players are Ja Crook and Ashanti and recently gay LLoyd. All the artistes on the INC r mediocres.

Menike should stop lying abt dining with Diddy. Puff wld never dine with a low-lifer like u. Ur game is too weak for puff.
Spiky-ass must stop attching himself to MENIKE. Come out clean and stop acting like MENIKE'S chauffeur.
All y'all muthafcukers cant touch Fiddy. Fiddy has ruined Jeffery's career. How short are ur memories? Remember how 50 killed JA's dream when he launched his G-unit product on the very day Ja was launching BLOOD IN MA EYE album? Fiddy took the shine off that album and that was the Genesis of Ja's failure.
I'm so sure Ja wld be declared BANKRUPT before the year runs out.
Its over and out for Ja and his disciples like Menike and Spiky-ass nigga.
Scuk ma dick u leperz!
Romance › Re: Found Fiance In Bed With Junior Sister by Jackal(m): 5:09pm On Mar 28, 2006
Thanx for taking my advice.
So when r we starting this movie project and what title is the movie.
i suggest IT WASN'T ME as the title,what do ya think?
Rap Battles › Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by Jackal(m): 1:35pm On Mar 28, 2006
I had to do what i have gotta do.
There's no space for fake-ass thugs and hoodlums.
I must REP the Gorilla Unit till i DIEEEEEEEEEE.
Lemme use this medium to give shout-outs to ma team.
Tommiekidd(U r the bomb.I wont 4get ya)
Idot(Big-ups to ya.Keep it Real)
Kulex2001(Ma ace,G-unit soldier)
and ma Dawg,REYES( Ma brother,There wont ever be anutha)
Peace!
Rap Battles › Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by Jackal(m): 1:13pm On Mar 28, 2006
The Jackal is back. Tha Muthafcuking Assassin.
Letz Bleep these MURDER INC wankstas and send em to their early graves.
U faggotz MURDER boiz(SPIKELORD,GREED AND MENIKE)
Peep this,

I'm about to get rid of SPIKELORD, it's SIMPLE
I'm quick to murder MENIKE with lead and talkin' bout a PENCIL
Lookit what the Bleep you done got INTO
I see you found yo niche, GREED's just a bitch wit a mensTROL
Claimin' you a murderer and you spelled it WRONG
MENIKE put 'e' before the 'd' cuz that's all you ON
SPIKELORD's on G-unit's dick, you a regular GUY
If JACKAL decides to stay alive you would never get BY
All you do is cry, bitch keep it REALl
Life is more than imitating niggaz and eatin' PILLZ
And MENIKE's kind of muthafucka ruins three DEALS
That another nigga got you, they didn't see SKILLZ
And I ain't playin', SPIKELORD a brother gettin' CHEATED
And Ja Rule be prayin' on his cover cuz he NEEDZ IT
And all you G-UNIT hatin', shut you MOUTHZ
It's just that real niggaz ain't buyin' that shit y'all put OUT


Now we can get past the mean MUGS and get to the SLUGS
To the greivance and the cryin' and the intimate HUGS
We don't take SPIKELORD serious, you SHOOK you half of a half-way CROOK, get off KIDD's dick, go sing a hook nigga
And you can't replace the late GREAT ONE
And when you gone you only gon' be the LATE FAKE ONE
SPIKELORD please, stick to the SCRIPT
before the guns STICK to the clip, and MENIKE - you ain't shit but a BITCH
FCUkin' old ass ignorant innocent lookin' senior CITIZEN
Built up, slap you like Grimace, all SENSITIVE
Wait a minute, HOLD ON
Is it me or does SPIKE look like a BANANA with BRAIDS and CLOTHES ON?
MENIKE's a bitch made man, now how you gonna connect with 'em short-ass arms like a tyrannasaurus REX?
You JA pussy-niggaz can scream holler and CURSE
Go ahead and respond and pull that pen and pad up outta ya PURSE

REYES did it simple to get at these WANKSTAS
He told me to let loose and spit VENOMS at the GANGSTAS
What up SPIKEY and this little war you pushed ON
But you FARTED and PISSED in a BOTTLE for ya hungry SON
What's WRONG? Didn't think we STRONG with real niggaz?
Roll like a boss in the streets they still FEEL US
It's real BUSINESS you ain't caught the CONCEPT
Threaten at the boss you gon' see me on ya DOORSTEP
Now MENIKE got the nerve to try to serve on us
But WE r G-UNIT niggaz, and ain't scurred to bust

Word to my nigga KIDD,KULEX2K1 and HOMIE IDOT, PUNKZ like you get beat up
Stomped unconscious and smacked with the heater
This rap cookie MENIKE gets jabbed in the tonsils with dicks so much that he should be fixed with a vagina
Who's behind ya? PIGGY GREED or that transvestite SPIKEY who's DRESSED like LIL'KIM'S FOX, his fore-head like a little WIND-BOX
press tight on the trigger of this DOUBLE-GLOCK
Swallow that little shit you got left to help you EAT
You knock FIDDY'S songs without love to help you SLEEP
You got shot in your LYRICS tryin mock FIFTY
You 'Mockaveli' MIMICS, PLEASE get your own IDENTITY

(Jackal speaking)
Thaz Right Muthafuckaz
G-unit on Top,whatcha punkass knw abt sounds?
Screw Spikey,Screw Greed and that loud-ass muthafucking barking dog named MENIKE
We r going nowhere, We still right HERE
ALL G-unit disciples,SCREAM YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2 words, I'M OUT.
Romance › Re: Found Fiance In Bed With Junior Sister by Jackal(m): 12:33pm On Mar 28, 2006
Don't be surprised son!
It shows u how gullible females are. They believe anythang u tell them.
Celebrities › Re: Who is the best? Nas, The Game and 50 Cent. by Jackal(m): 8:10pm On Mar 26, 2006
@ Spikelord,
I stand for the truth. Only fools wld think otherwise. Nas is a genius.
Where we differ is the issue of 50 and The Game.
The game shld be shinning shoes in downtown,LA.
He is so wack,Dre tried to put him on the map and where's he now?
Fiddy is the real DEAL. His lyrics are tight though not as good as Nas or Em,but he flows!!!!!!!!!
Track back and listen to Fiddy's "THUG LOVE" where he featured Destiny's child, That was tighter than The Game can handle.
Rap Battles › Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by Jackal(m): 6:55pm On Mar 26, 2006
This is the wackest lyrics i have ever seen.
Ur lines dont even rhyme for Bleep sake.
Pls give it anutha try!
Tell Admin to delete this and re-try
Ur lyrics has no rhymes at all.
We def'ly won this round u faggotz
Celebrities › Re: Who is the best? Nas, The Game and 50 Cent. by Jackal(m): 5:40pm On Mar 26, 2006
Ma List,

Nas
Fiddy
and The Game.

Nas is a prophet. He is god. Nas is deep lyrically and it takes a large value of Intelligence Quotient(IQ) to understand this living LEGEND.
Listen to "one mic" and "reverse". These tracks aint pop like Jigga's I.Z.Z.O. or Fiddy's P.I.M.P.
The lyrical content is rich,deep rooted and takes listeners along like a roller-coaster.

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