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Razorr:
You're crazy!

I've got a three horsepower A/C + Duvet!
I've got ice cold bubbly to cool off after our sweaty business + a 50 inch plasma screen to watch Quaresma's idiocy!

Now thats what i am talking about. . . . .

I will be with u in 5 mins.
Lemme get an Okada that will take me straight to your apartment.
Please leave the front door open. . . . 

@ Razorr,

Ibime is a doofus.
I have just been told few roaches crawled up his slim-anus.

Hahahaha, hot sex on a sunny African evening!!!! 
That sounds sexciting.

@ Ibime,

Lookie, stop constituting a nuisance on this forum.
I have been watching football since u were in a village rolling tyres with moi-moi leaves to cover your seedless manhood.
All i am saying is Ferguson would sign Quaresma everyday of the week.  I normally don't argue with plonkers like u but for the sake of millions of people reading on this site, i would do the honours.
Mr. Frost asked Ferguson(few weeks ago) how he selects the players. Fergie replied with one word: HUNGER!!!!!!!
Thats the key. . . . Enuff said!!!!

@ Debosky,

You still haven't changed your warped ways of analysing stuffs.

Fergie musta examined Quaresma carefully and he didn't see the energy/hunger/ambition to be great in HIM. 'Nuff said.
As at last year, Ferguson didn't need Ribery. He had Nani, Giggs, Ronaldo who can effectively play on the wings so shushhhhhhhh!!!!

So u think Quaresma is big in Porto and wouldn't want to sit on the bench at Man Utd? That statement makes u sound like a poof.
If big time players like Tevez, Andy Cole, Beckham, Ruud can sit on the bench at OT. . .Quaresma is on the lower rung of the ladder and will sit.
Carrick is a fool? Well. . . . .he has just won 2 EPL titles and one UCL in 2 years. . . . .something Arsene Wenger  haven't managed to win in 12 attempts.
Let him be a fool while Quaresma flatters to deceive.

@ Ibime,

The more u type, the more i can see you have the brain power of a tse-tse fly.
Your stupidity knows no boundaries. If u can get simple things like the sex of Razorr wrong then why should we take u serious?
So in your deluded world, u haven't seen women who know their football more than spastic beasts of burden like u?
Bozo, u lack exposure. Gosh. . . . . Your first name shoulda been schnook!!!!


Once again, u have shown anutha acute deficiency in a mental task. . . .
All i am trying to say is. . . . . If Quaresma is the next big thing, Ferguson and Carlos Queiroz would have snapped him the way they snapped Tevez and Ruud.  Why is Quaresma NOT on Jose Mourinho's list if he is that brilliant?
You need to go lie down and use some ice-pack. . . . . . The gasket in your cranium is about to BLOW.


Faced with signing a 19 yr old(who is yet to prove himself anywhere) and Quaresma(if he was golden) . . .
I think Ferguson would bite Porto's hands and sign Ricardo Quaresma if he was a Messi or even Benzema.
Rooney will command more transfer fee than your Quaresma in the European market. . . . Are u a wrinkled cooch?
Honestly, i am done tussling this with u. Like u musta heard, i only debate with intellectuals and astute members of this forum.
I gave up on twerps like u months ago.

The world cup by a country mile.
Who dare compares the Euros with the greatest sporting even on planet Earth?
Which European Championship in it's history compares Italia 90/Mexico 86?

@ Ibime,

You are so full of shyte. . . . . . . Show me where i supported Razorr's stand on Mark Hughes. . . Are u spiritually blind?

First all, Razorr is a babe not a dude. You cannot read between the lines to save a life.
You watch Razorr's show and u can't tell she is a babe? I said it. . .Your nervous co-ordination is so distorted u cannot handle cognitive reasoning.
Where were u when your mates were learning quantitative/qualitative analysis? You were prolly hawking bread.
Nani is a better prospect than Quaresma, u vermin!!!!!!
Ferguson raided Portugese league for talents. . . . He bought Nani and Anderson, there was a reason he ignored Quaresma. . . THINK!!!!
If u feel Ronaldinho is finished as a player then same reason should apply to Quaresma who can never reach his potentials in this life or the next.

Quaresma is a lazy player. It is no news.
His hunger to fight is not just there. His attitude sucks. . . . Only a man suffering from permanent conjuctivitis like Ibime thinks Quaresma is the ish.
Your last drivel would be laughed at by a toddler. You claim Quaresma has a bag of tricks and can never be lazy.
So what happened to Ronaldinho? Players might be skillful but they need loads of practise and the ambition to realise maximum potentials.
If u are brilliant and u don't study or practise exercises after classes, u would go puppy. . . It's the same thing as footie, u runt!!!!
Blimey. . . . if it's all about skills, Ronaldo will just walk from his bed into Premiership games without work-outs and training sessions, u bloody lummox!

Wayne Rooney is lazy? I have just confirmed your status as an autistic savant!!! Nuff said.

Razorr:
Finally, as God is ma witness, I cannot take sides with Ibime cause he got into ma bad books the day he said Mark 'Sparky' Hughes was the best candidate for the Chelsea coaching job. That was the day I confirmed his status as a Arrow!

   
Be merciful, don't kick a man when he is DOWN and OUT!!!!

Meanwhile, Ronaldinho at Chelsea will be immense.
First all, the Brazilian would want to prove a point, will be working with Scolari. . . . . .I think i quite agree with u.
Getting Ronaldinho will suit Chelsea better than getting an egocentric Quaresma that will cost a fortune.

Ibime:
FYI, Benfica won the league in 2005 yet Quaresma still won the player of the year - since you claim that only Porto players can win it because they are so dominant. Simao didn't win it, no other Porto player did either. Only Quaresma - for the last three years. And next season, you will swallow all the spit you just wasted denigrating him.

You don't understand how things work in football. . . . . .Lemme enlighten your dope-head.
Under normal circumstances, a player playing in the team that wins the league gets the best player of that league.
However, if any other team WINS a more prestigious title in the same season. . . . a player from that team stands a chance.
Benfica won the Portugese league but Quaresma led Porto to win FIFA intercontinental cup in 2004/05 season. .  so tell me, which is more prestigious?

It is very normal for Quaresma's game to improve exponentially if he moves to Chelsea. . . .  He will be playing with excellent players, not duds.
However, to think he will be a Ronaldo at Chelsea, please pass that blunt to the next vagrant sitting next to u.
Quaresma has been tipped to be Figo's successor since 2000.
I have been hearing that since he won the Under-17 Euro Championship(where were u then?)
You were prolly plucking mangoes with a catapult in a remote area.

dyabman:
You don't need to argue with jackal , hes so bias,centimental,mentally disordered[b],foolish and stupid[/b], he says absurd things , he lives in the DINGY. so i can't really blame him. I will be pleased if u don't argue with him anymore.

Bias and centimental?
Your illiteracy knows no bounds.
You need intensive adult education classes, u spaz!!!!


@ Wormedup,

You still smoke woolies, don't u?
Quaresma scored 9 goals in 25 appearances at Porto. . not Sporting Lisbon(Gosh, are u guys footie fans at all?) Besides, Ronnie was only 18 when he left Portugal.
When Quaresma was at Sporting Lisbon, he scored 3 goals in 28 games in 01/02 and 5 goals in 31 in the following season.
Now, who has dug his own grave?         Come back here when u have brushed your football knowledge that is covered with cobwebs.
Blimey. . . . . where are the intelligent Chelsea fans?  Akola, Razorr and Nateevs.

Quaresma and Ronaldo are in Euro 2008 now. . . . . We all know who is getting the accolades.
Ronaldo didn't feature in Portugal's last game. Guess what? They lost 2-0 to Switzerland with Quaresma playing rubbish.
He is so dumb he doesn't know when to pass to his team-mates.
Comparing Ronaldo to Quaresma is like comparing Messi to Walcott. . . . .  .
Ronaldo is light years ahead of RQ.

This nebbech won't just give up.
Like i have said, not everyone is as poverty stricken as you. You can watch football and browse the internet at the same time.
Only a dingbat like u own a desktop in the bedroom and have to travel few metres to watch football. . . .
You are obnoxious and can be simply described as someone with a sub-normal intelligence.
What i do with ma time is none of your fucking business, u cunt!

Mr Muggins is giving me an advice on what to do with ma time. . . . . .This negro is really clutching at straws now.
You have a sky+ box? Where? In Idumota where u reside? This pudden-head must think everyone believes his heap of trumpery.
If u love football like u claim, u wouldn't narrow your distorted scope to EPL and just 2 teams in La Liga. I subscribed to Setanta to see Portugese, Scottish, Eredivisie and Bundesliga games. On top of that, i have European mini-dish that shows EPL games SKYSPORTS don't show.
If u have a problem with that. . . . . .Call the cops, u diseased onanist!!!

Why can't u just shut your traps as u know next to nuthing about English football. . . . .Are u this idiotic?
You said Chelsea needs a wing foward that is between £20m - £25m. . . . All the players i mentioned fall into this category, dingbat!!!!
Nani is unavailable? Are u Sir Alex Ferguson to know a player cannot move from Man Utd to Chelsea?
So when Juan Veron(£28m) left Man Utd in 2003. . . . . Where did he move to? Enyimba football club? This schnook is ignorant, i swear.
I have lost all the appetite to argue with a cretinous vermin like u. . . . You don't know your football.

@ Ibime,

It's not possible to hold a rational discussion with you.
You are so foolish u should be sectioned under the mental health Act.
Anutha hurl of pukery coming out of an autistic savant. . . . . . . . . . Only 5-6 teams have good defence in England? What a shame.
How many teams in Spain have good defence?  Real Madrid that was beaten HOME and AWAY by Roma in the UCL How good are these Spaniards??
You are one irritating ignoranus. . . . .classic definition of a dork!!!

Torres never scored more than 14 league goals in Spain. FACT!!!! However, are u so foolish u want to compare the team quality of Athletico Madrid to Liverpool? Nigeria keep producing thoughtless, vacant, bird-brained, half-baked, dim-witted graduates like u who cannot handle cognitive reasoning.
Samuel Etoo never scored more than 17 goals at Mallorca but scored 25 goals at Barcelona in his debut season there.
Same league, different teams. Would Ronaldo score 42 goals for Derby County or Real Sociedad? Are u this genetically spastic?

Adebayor, Drogba, Torres were all playing for mediocre clubs before they got to England so there will always be an improvement in their gameplay.
If u think the team quality in Marseille and Chelsea FC is the same then u need to see a shrink to have u lobotomised, u serial self-servicer!!!
Stop smoking your toe-nails. There are good and bad defences everywhere. When Roma got stoned 7-1 in UCL Q-final last year, did u also conclude Italian defenders were rubbish? 3 English clubs went to Italy last season and they all recorded victories without conceding a goal on Italian soil.
If English defenders were rubbish like u claim then how did that happen? I have told u. . . .Your IQ is on a negative integer!!!!

If Chelsea wants a wing forward that would improve their game-play, they should get Ribery, Robben, Messi or Nani.
These are players with ambition to become superstars not an uninterested Quaresma who has lost the steam to become great.
How do u develop a lazy player? Sir Alex said Ronaldo didn't wake up one day to start banging goals. . . He puts in the hardwork and he is always the last to leave training sessions, one thing Quaresma doesn't do. He is lazy, can't be bovvered and his attitude sucks.
24 is not too old to start a career in a big league? But it depends on the attitude of the player in question. Zidane and Figo are not early developers like Quaresma. Players that peak early don't always last. There's nuthing to suggest Quaresma hasn't seen his better days yet.
Only a saphead like u would still be clutching straws concerning RQ. . . . .He is as useless as your nervous co-ordination.


Look at this retarded bozo. . . . .  .You are still here claiming Setanta sports in the UK don't show the Portugese league!! What a minger!!
Nigga, not everyone is poverty-stricken like u are. . . . .Call your friends that are financially OK in the UK and they will inform u.
Reh reh reh reh, Anderson, Bosingwa and Lucho Gonzalez. . . . How old was Anderson at Porto?
A player that missed more than half of his last season at Porto and u expect him to win Portugese best player?
Spermflakes must occupy where your brain should be. Ronaldo was only 18 when he left Sporting Lisbon, Nani was 20. . .
Ricardo Quaresma is 24 and he is still struggling to make the difference, u bloody sod!!!!
Ionno why am even discussing with a schlepp like u who cannot tell the difference between the left hand and the right.
Continue to flourish in your military-grade idiocy.

@ Hustler,

Of course, Dayokanu's comments would wash with u because u both function on a single digit IQ.
It is difficult to know who is smarter among you guys. Serie A supporter and a Bundesliga fan.
2 of a kind(pillocks)

@ Dayokanu,

What makes u a LEGEND?    Lemme guess, u are a legend in a planet of morons.
Who else would Rummenige(porn actor) and Beckenbauer(Nazi Pedophile) support rather than the country they play for?
Puhleeeeeaze, is any team in Bundesliga going to be seeded for UCL in 2008/09 season?
At this rate, Bundesliga slots in the UCL would be reduced to 1 like Ukraine.

Alex Ferguson? He is the best living manager in the world.  Hitzfeld got sacked, Fergie won the European double.
Spot the difference?

Ibime:
A-40 says that Quaresma has overskill. Jackal says he has no skill. Make your mind up.

If you don't know, English defenders are some of the worst. They don't know how to face a player with skill. Look at Henry. In England he was God. He was using the English defenders. When he went to Spain (where even defenders know how to dribble), he couldn't do jack. Torres recently said that all English defenders are shit except Carvalho, Vidic and Ferdinand and that it is too easy to dribble them. Quaresma would absolutely kill these English defenders.

Quaresma didn't fulfill his potential? Hold on - he has done the maximum he can do in Portugal. Until a big club comes in for him, he cannot do any more than he has done. We said the same about Wesley Sneijder when he was in Holland. Sneijder had been ready to leave Ajax for the last 3 years and had gone stale there. No club was willing to take a gamble - until Madrid came in for him. And he proved himself. So save your uninformed barbs for when Quaresma moves to a big club. Mourinho wants him so I guess you should direct your complaints to Mourinho. We may even see him at Chelsea next season. It is obvious that none of you watch Portuguese football.

Meanwhile I am still waiting for Jackals lying ass to produce his evidence of having gone to Champions League Final. Bloody Liar! Calling Utaka and Sinama-Pongolle's name where Quaresma is concerned is completely inflammatory and just shows up your ignorance.

In the last three years, Quaresma is Portuguese player of the year. That means he was better than everyone who has played in Portugal over that period. Name them. Diego, Anderson, Pepe, Bosingwa, Moutinho, Veloso, Nani, Lucho Gonzalez, Simao, Bruno Alves, Manuel Fernandes, Lisandro Lopes, Raul Meirelles. And you are here calling Utaka's name. Bloody idiot!

I never knew partial-blindness was one of your many ailments. Show me any piece where i said Quaresma has no skills. . . .
You are so full of crap if u shag, u would ejacualte shyte.

English defenders are some of the worst? This ponce won't cease to amaze me.  English defenders are weak and yet Spanish giants(Barcelona) couldn't put a goal past Man Utd for 180 minutes of football. Does that not blow your moronic theory apart?
Ok, Henry was god in England and was pants at Barca.  What about Diego Forlan and Van Nistelrooy who were pants in England before they were flogged off but went to Spain to clinch the pichichi. Pires is a demi-god at Villareal and couldn't even make the bench at Arsenal.
Even the dimunitive Guiseppe Rossi is a cult hero at Villareal so that blows your theory about Spaniards wide open.
At this point, u have to admit you are a simpleton.

It appears the Quaresmas pay u wages for this campaign. Admit it, Ricardo Quaresma will never ever be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
He has lost the will and the hunger to fully develop into a world class player.
Granted, RQ was god at Sporting Lisbon. He was easily the better player then but from then onwards, he lost his way.
The development process stagnated and younger players like Ronaldo have gone well past him. Stop constituting a nuisance here by saying Quaresma will shine when he moves to a big club. Barcelona was a big club and RQ flopped there stupendously. I don't see him scoring 42 goals in any league.

The number of portugese games i see week in week out on Setanta is more than the premiership games u see. You are so clueless u make a baby gorilla look like Einstein. Quaresma plays for Porto. Any mediocre player will look good at Porto. They keep winning the Portugese league without any sort of challenge. Where else do u expect the Portugese player of the year come from? In Sporting or Benfica? Is it natural that the best player in a league would come from team that won the league? Am i debating with a doofus here? RQ is yet to score 10 goals in any season since he started professional career and he is your idea of a brilliant player? Your ignorance will eventually kill u at this rate. 
I still repeat it, John Utaka, Reyes, and Sinima Pongolle are all better than RQ. You can go to hell if thats hard for u to take.

@ Rikkyjen,

I said there's nuthing wrong with it as long as the parties involved are comfy with it.
At the end of the day, calling him "LORD" does not really guarantee maximum respect.
Sometimes u respect people u call by their 1st names than othe ones u call "SIR", innit?

Rikky pleading the 5th Amendment. . . . . .Thats a huge compliment.
Remember when those rednecks used to put Black peops at the back of the bus?
Is that not slavic-like??

Nuthing wrong with "my lord" as long as both parties are comfy with it.
It is still miles better than "were" and "anuofia" most couples call emselves in Naija.
Do u reckon, son??

stillwater:
That gentleman should be gentle[b]maniac[/b] instead.

Bite me!!!!

rikkyjen:
Hahahah, Xerx, that was a cheap-ass shot! , . . . Cha, Cha, Cha. . . .  You forgeting Rikkyjen prefers to live in the Antactica than the UK?

Exactly ma point.

Met. Police still have a valid warrant of arrest for your ass.
Until it expires, don't even think about coming to the UK.
We shall meet in Abuja in august to see pre-season games there.

P.S. It took anutha 400 years for u guys to fully abolish slave trade after the Brits did. So who is fooling who?
Even in Naija where we come from, they say " My Lord" or have u forgotten Oputa panel?

rikkyjen:
Son, you heard Rio was made a Chief. . . Cheiftaincy in Nigeria is a joke! Its for the highest bidder. Fiwagbola my left butt-cheek!!
Son, you should be a chief for upholding those yeye and archaic traditional values of Men being the head, as reflected in all your sexist posts

Westernised? Nah mate, am cock sure you've been in the West before me!! Its just that women(anywhere in the world) shouldn't be treated like doormats and 10th class citizens. When you instruct a woman to call you Lord, Daddy and other name with sexist connotations, it becomes a slap on womanhood, a slap on Feminity and a double slap on the Vaginals that brought every guy to this world.

Damn! Son, i suspect you is just bluffing because we is on a forum , Dont lie, you don't agree with all you've posted on this board, my elf mind tells me you open the door for your missus, don't ya? . . . If you lie, i would invoke Amadioha, Sango, Diablo and Damballa on ya

Absolutely!!!!

I am a gentleman and was trained properly to respect women.

stillwater:
Kisses for you

Don't be conned by Rikkyjen. . . . He is a slave driver himself
He relocated from the UK to the USA for various domestic assaults and wife battery alllegations against him.
Now i know what it means when they say women can be gullible.

@ Rikkyjen,

My goodness!!!!
Where have u been? I thunk u went to Lagos with Rio.

You have been westernised. . . .Whats wrong with a woman calling u "MY LORD"?
Life is so short. . . . .and there's no guarantee there will be anutha one.
So enjoy manhood while it lasts.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=142907.msg2382119#msg2382119 date=1213667671]Please spill the beans. I'm sure he's been lying to you. I just sit back and watch him do his thing[/quote]No wonder u hate men.
The whole fiasco is a waste of time to u, innit?
Get involved a lil bit more and u would appreciate MEN.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=142531.msg2382095#msg2382095 date=1213667047]My parents love the good girl they have now. They know i'll never be the type to go for immature boys.
At my age, if you are dating me and can't marry me - bye bye to you.
Mature thoughts lead to thoughts of marriage. . . . . . . How many guys do you see on Nairaland who are married and yet, acting immature? Very very few. . .
Guys who are not desperate but ready to pack it all in for one woman - are usually happier[/quote]So u are saying single men are generally immature?
May God help you.

stillwater:
No I'm not . But upsetting the masquerade would only send you six feet under.

Keep having your pipe dreams.
Le Chacal is half man-half amazing.

stillwater:
Why is he complaining like a jittery waterleaf of just that simple task that probably lasts for a few minutes? This automatically means that all the machismo you put out here is undeniably false!!!

Jittery waterleaf?
This is very funny. . . . . .

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=142907.msg2382106#msg2382106 date=1213667305]I was speaking for others.
Speak for myself? - I'm a log of wood in bed o! and I call my hubby - My Lord.
I'm sure this makes more sense to a lot of men in this forum.[/quote]Log of wood in bed? He told me something different.
Should i spill the beans?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=142907.msg2382075#msg2382075 date=1213666681]I know Women work in bed![/quote]Come on . . . . Speak for yourself.

Busta:
Jeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, what kanda log of wood women have u been hanging around?

I am not speaking from ma personal experience. . . . . .