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@ Stillwater,

Are u the masquerade?
I spared it the last time i saw it in ma dream. . . . . I won't be merciful this time around.

@ J-girl,

I need to speak to your parents.
Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty South has derailed u extensively.

Busta:
@ Jackal,

me and u . . out talk is for later.
I can't even believe u can say all those ooppps u were yarning.

Busta, don't be mad at me.
J-girl started it.

@ J-girl,

Women work too?  What kinda work?
Lying down there like logs of wood is working? Hmmmmmmm
I rest me case.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=142531.msg2381999#msg2381999 date=1213664736]Why would you listen to people? Do other people feel the way you feel so matured?
We have women - the only thing is that guys make themselves available to whores and not women.
They see a woman in scandalous outfits and all they think about is getting laid.
They don't think about whether she's good enough to be taken home to mama.
They don't think about the girl sitting next to her in a modest outfit. All they do is go after the LovePeddler-like one.

When men learn to clean up the idea of the women they want, they will find the quality out there. [/quote]You are not getting the point.
Guys don't make emselves available to whores. . . . . .Women are the ones wearing this horrible masks.
Whores when they go out, well-brought up women when they are at home or anywhere near their parents.
So u see, it depends where a woman meets a babe. All those sisters u see in Churches on sundays are something else when u see elsewhere.

@ Stillwater,

The only thing u can eat is cookies n insects.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=142907.msg2381989#msg2381989 date=1213664351]and so?
Since when did that become paying for my sins?
Bride price is nothing compared to the pains of labour, the tears of love and the emotional distress that i will go through in the marriage.
That is no savior o! That's a man looking for a woman to control abeg [/quote]Bride Price is nuthing compared to the pains of labour?  I see.
Maybe if Eve had not displayed her long throatness in Eden, women wouldn't have to go through labour pains.
One thing is synonymous with women: GREED.

Tears of love in marriage? Is there anything women don't shed tears for?
Remember u told me when u saw TITANIC. . . . .Who is to blame for that? James Cameron?
What about the guy that has to put in for overtime to satisfy u at nights after a hard day's job??

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=142531.msg2381983#msg2381983 date=1213664126]Like i said - it's a matter of maturity.
In the case of amy, her boyfriend is matured because he's ready to settle?
If you were that steaming at 17, what's stopping you from marrying now?
When men are ready to settle, they stop playing games and start acting like adults. They know what they want, they go for it and then they know how to handle their women. Most guys are still busy looking to score at the age of 30. Marriage is no where near their mind - It's actually sad.[/quote]The only thing stopping me now is people are begging me to slow down cos i am so AHEAD of ma time.
Most guys will continue to search and search because the quality out there is becoming scarce.
One trip to UNILAG on a friday evening will tell u the story. . . . . .What we have these days are whores not women.
A friend of mine told me in 2006 that he would prefer going to a village to choose a bride than marry a Uni graduate in Nigeria.
Jay, thats a food for thunk. . . . . . . .When women clean up their acts, men will be more responsible.

@ Stillwater,

The return of the man-eater.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=142907.msg2381968#msg2381968 date=1213663675]If my husband dies on a cross maybe i can refer to him as My Lord.[/quote]Isn't paying for ur bride price equivalent to him dying on the cross for u?  
I mean. . . . . this dude has just decided to abandon over 2 billion female species to take u to church?
If that ain't a saviour then i wonder what it is.

@ J-girl,

Don't make me break your bones.

Age is a number.
There are 50 yr-olds out there acting like 11 and there are 21 year-olds who act like 40.
It depends on maturity, exposure, experience and all that kizzack.
When i was 17, i could have married a 30 year-old chic. . . . . .cos i was that steaming!!!!

@ Eldee,

Seriously, are u married? I envy ya.
So what does she call u apart from Olowori me??

Whats wrong with marrying one's age mate?
The last time i check, age is just a number.
You better marry the dude before u are left stranded . . . . . .

@ Eldee,

Give the Mancs something to brag about too. . . . .
A lil to the left, a lil to the right.
Hold on. . . . . . .Is this a kinda compensation from Seun to heal y'all wounds??

So ya wifey calls you OLOWORI MI. . . . . . "The buyer of her head"??
I think thats even worse than LORD. . .
Just when i thunk i have heard it all. . . .

eldee:
I was just too legendary to be ignored
Is Uspry a Gunner? what of iice?
Abeg jare. . .

All i am saying is i can spot 3 Arsenal fans up there.
By the time i wake up tomorrow, i won't be surprised to see J Unit as the mod of Politics and Dr. Kit the mod of Health.
It's all good. . . . . . .

@ Debosky,

Bobby Pires for what?
Cos Eldee loves bobbing his head??

Dr Kitaun:
ladies that know how to suck a man and give him a hot BJ are claiming they can't call d same man My LORD   . . .na wa o  

Hmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . .Thats food for thunk!!!

eldee:
I didn't delete any post but if you really need to help, just click the 'report to moderator link' if you feel a post is off-topic or offensive

Eldee, whats the criteria used to make u a moderator?
It seems only the Arsenal fans on NL have the bragging rights to become one.

@ topic,

What does your missus call u? Eboue or Wenger?

@ DRtruluvah,

Do i know you? Leave ma ego alone.
It's such a dangerous thing to play with.

@ Pataki,

What about your wife and kids?

StephenP:
hahahaha c'mon now, you know you won't tell your wife to call you that

I already told her and she was fyne by it.
Matter of fact, she told me she was about telling me about it. . . . . .We both think ALIKE.

Crush ma ego?
1 billion women cloned together cannot TRY IT.

Nuthing feels better than to be called LORD by one's woman.
The man should be knighted. . . . . . .I love his idea.

tope2000:
Some of you guys are still living in the dark ages, i swear. LORD!!! R u kidding me

Living in dark ages?
I cannot be held accountable for what my woman calls me.
If she is comfy with LORD so shall it be.

StephenP:
But seriously, I'd be embarrassed if my wife constantly called me Lord.

Embarrassed? U are funny!!!!

NubianQ:
Call a man Lord? What a Laugh

U have called men greater things than that so why pretend?

StephenP:
You seem to forget that there are female judges too. Would you, cause of that, call your wife Lord?

I will call her Lordess as long as she calls me LORD.

Pataki:
No two way about it. It is first class cheating.

Save except both partners decided they were going for swinging.

What else could it possibly mean? Praying??

People call Judges "LORDS" in the Court so why can't a woman say the same thing.
In the man's house, he is the judge, the jury and the executioner.
His house, his rules!!!!!

@ Ritchboy,

Quaresma is the latino version of Alexander Hleb.
He is yet to score 10 league goals in a single season and has been playing professional football for SEVEN YEARS now.
Quaresma is a talent indeed!!!! If John Utaka was younger, he is a better prospect.

A Wife Referring To Her Husband As "my Lord"??

There's nuthing wrong with it.
She can call her husband god if she wishes too.

I have been hearing this since 2001.
Quaresma is the next Figo, next Beckham, next Bebeto. . . . .
The guy is not interested. So RQ does tricks in Portugal?
Let him come n do it here in England where quality defenders like Evra, Vidic, Terry and Carvalho would scythe him down.

Ibime:
What nonsense! How can he lose his confidence when he still does the most outrageous tricks? Every year, he wins the award for trick of the season in Portuguese league. I agree Nani is a top player and future star as well but Nani and Simao were in Portuguese League with him and could not wrestle the title of 'player of the year' from him. Sinama-Pongolle, you are having a laugh. In fact, I will never debate anything with you again because those are the most outrageous statements I have ever heard.

For your info, I watched him at Barca and NO WAY WAS HE EVER A FLOP there. He impressed me no end. But as you know, he fell out out with Rijkaard and they used him as a makeweight in the Deco deal. Sinama-Pongolle? O-boy no make me vex o!

What outrageous tricks? In the country of the blind, one eyed man will always feature. U are comapring a 20 yr-old Nani with Quaresma that is 25.
Boy, your comparison amazes me. Quaresma is a douche bag. . . . .He has wasted his talents and can never ever be a top player like Ronaldo or even Nani(in few years). Ferguson raided Portugal and bought Nani and Anderson, if Quaresma had any potential, CQ wlda bought him.
Ricardo Quaresma is a rich version of Sinima Pongolle or Chrisantus.

Is this the same Busta or an impostor?