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@ toba1909,

Keep dreaming!!!!!!!!!!
Liverpool will batter Arsenal to submission tomorrow.
The Premiership giants are here to stay from now till May.
The fear of the HOLY TRINITY is the beginning of WISDOM. . . .
How Arsenal copes with the threat of APACHE and WAZZA next weekend should be electrifying . . . .

@ nazzyon,

United can do anutha 4-2 repeat at the Emirates next week.
With big players coming back FIT coupled with the brilliance of Anderson in the midfield . . . . . . United will stand tall at the Emirates.
Gary Neville, Michael Carrick and Saha should make the trip to Arsenal. . . . .What a relief.
Did i miss SCHOLESY today? Hell No . . . . . Anderson is fast becoming a cult-hero at OT.

Nani's goal today was a scorcher.
Where did he learn to do that. . . . The young lad was outstanding.
Ronaldo was wasteful but should get his mojo back next week.
Rooney and Tevez . . . . . .watch out for this DYNAMIC DUO . . . . they are MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANUTHA GOAL . . . . .  . . . . . . .

CARLOS TEVEZ gets his 2nd goal to make it 4-1 to Man United.
Man Utd's attack has to be the best in Europe at this moment.
Wazza and Apache are like PIT BULLZ giving defenders a horrid time . . . Ferguson should be arrested for this assualt on Premiership teams.
APACHE is unarguably the best player in the Premiership . . . . What a talent!!!!!!!!!

Man Utd has now scored 4 goals each in their last 4 games.
Its a record in Man United's history.
THE HOLY TRINITY is here to stay.

Tevez-----Wazza----Ronaldo . . . . . .WHERE YA DESERT EAGLES @?

@ nateevs,

I don't even know which one to watch.
Le Chacal keeps changing the channels from Chelsea's game to Man Utd's
Lets be honest . . . . . . .Avram Grant deserves some credit for the expansive footie Chelsea is playing.
I didnt see this kind of game under THE SPECIAL ONE.

The number of blue shirts bombing forward whenever Chelsea is on the attack makes ma heart quiver.
Joe Cole . . . Lampard . . . Drogba have been outstanding.
I have a feenin Chelsea will finish above Arsenal by December.
Chelsea is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. . . . . . . . .AND KALOU makes it 5.
Are u guys goal-crazy?

Joe Cole makes it 4-0.

Avram Grant does it again.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


CARLOS TEVEZ breaks DEBOSKY's heart yet again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhhh my God . . . . . .This is fantasy football.

What a reverse pass from Rooney to find Apache in the box!!!!!!!!!
This is champagne footie at the very best.

United shoots to the top of the league on ARSENAL's MATCHDAY 10.
ARSENAL . . . . . .are u watching?
Watch out for the HOLY TRINITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DROGBA scores again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grant is the man . .

@ Debosky,

We had to let Aliadiere score so Arsene Wenger can feel pained.
Nothing makes Ferguson feel better than seeing Wenger embarrassed.
Its gon' be WAR . . . . .United will turn the screw on Boro in the 2nd half . . . . .

U9ted should have scored 7 goals in the 1st half.
Ronaldo needs to re-allgn his vision and put the ball in the net.
The HOLY TRINITY wont be found dead scoring ONLY 2 GOALS against a crap team like Boro.

Roo-Tev-Ron . . . . .WHERE YA GUNS @?

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WAZZA scores yet again but not as bonz as Nani's unstoppable effort.
Nani's goal today was even better than the one he smashed against Tottenham.
Taking up possession on halfway, Nani just seemed to amble into the space offered by Boro's backpedalling defence.
Thirty yards out, he let fly with an unstoppable shot which flew over Schwarzer and dipped under the crossbar.


Who can stop Rooney from SCORING?
He is mean . . . hungry and ready to make the GAYnners sweat!
C'mon boyz . . . . . . .
Score more goals . . . Ronaldo and Tevez, Where ya guns @?
Time is ticking away!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAN UTD TEAM TO PLAY MIDDLESBORO . . .

VAN DER SAR

BROWN

FERDINAND

VIDIC

O'SHEA

NANI

ANDERSON

HARGREAVES

RONALDO

ROONEY

TEVEZ.

@ HNIC,

Chris Eagles is @ Man Utd!!!!!!!!!!
United's youth team is better than Arsenal's.
They have played together times without number and United lads always come on top.
Man Utd youth team won the world youth championship in Malaysia beating the likes of Juventus, Flamengo and Barcelona.
Arsenal and Chelsea youth teams featured and couldnt even get out of their groups.
Have u forgotten how United's youth team disgraced Arsenal's young lads @ the last season's FA youth cup?

Dont even start yappin like a soccer illiterate . . . .
United lost to Coventry and so what? We lost to Southend FC in the same stage last season and finished 21 points above Arsenal.
Arsenal got to the final and got what? ZILCH.
The match against CiThai was a one off . . . . .Let em come and play us now that we have our big guns playing.
League table does not lie, right? I will remind u that on Monday.
Just keep ya crooked fingers crossed till then.
Have a nice weekend.

@ Loyika,

Have a lovely weekend.
Make sure i see u here by 10 am on Monday.
I will be impatiently waiting for u . . . . . . .
P.S. A 4-0 victory for United at OT and any draw @ Anfield will shoot United to the top of the Prem.

@ HNIC,

U want us to argue objectively and u are hurling balderdash.
JS Park is better than Hleb and Rosicky mixed together. Emmanuel Eboue is a Arrow(he wont make any Man Utd team)
Tevez, Rooney and Ronaldo are better than any Arsenal player this season . . . .Who can stand next to em in whole Arsenal buncha mediocres.
If Fabregas and RVP gets crocked then its au revoir for Wenger . . . .where will the inspiration come from? William Gallas? U are having a laugh.

Dont even compare your shit team to Man Utd.
Man Utd has the best squad in this country. Some pundits even believe United has the best attack line in the whole of Europe.
Just be patient and watch when United's injured players start playing . . . . .
You aint seen nuthing yet . . . . .
Apache will make y'all question any and everything you've ever believed in.

@ HNIC,

Why should we take Drogba serious?
2 weeks ago . . . .he said he was leaving Chelsea. Is he singing the same tune now?
When did Drogba become a soothe-sayer?
Please . . . . .come up with a better argument.

How can anyone mention Djourou, Denilson, Traore and Song as players that will make anyone go wow.
Its like Man Utd saying Campbell, Bardsley and Lee Martin are the bollocks . . .Joke of the century, innit?
Arsenal is still topping the league? We shall see to that this weekend.
Dont be in a haste to start yapping. . . .
I smell fear in the GAYNNERS camp.

@ tkb417,

Exactly ma point!!!!
Anderson plays too deep for ma liking because there's no natural holding midfielder in the team.
With Owen, Anderson will have the freedom to move forward and join Wazza and Tev.
Anderson seems to be a lot more of an attacking threat when playing for Porto.
SAF needs to push him a bit forward . . . .I cant wait to see him play tomorrow to see if he's ready for Flamini/Cesc.

@ Debosky,

Traore, Bendtner, Diarra, Djourou and Denilson?
Only teams like Sheffield United and Stoke City will pee in their pants with these names . . .not any of the big 3 in the Prem.
Compare ur fringe players to Neville, Saha, Hargreaves, Carrick, JS Park and Fletcher and u know what we mean by strength in depth.
Anyways, get back to us after 6pm on sunday.

@ Rikkyjen,

Pre-ejaculate?
Bloody Hell . . . .U are becoming something else.
Loyika wont take that lightly.

@ HNIC,

Pls stop this garbage on this thread.
Every Arsenal fan keep saying they drove Martin Jol away . . . How did u arrive at that conclusion?
Martin Jol's exit had nothing to do with Arsenal . . . . .he left because he won just 1 game out of 10 league games he played.
Unbeaten run has nothing to do with this . . . .There was no RAFA or MOURINHO in the Premiership when it happened. . . . . .
This is a different schitzo . . . . ARSENAL will fall on sunday.

@ Loyika,

Stop deluding yourself . . . . .
Arsenal's defence is yet to be tested.
The only away games u have played are SPURS . . .WEST HAM . . . . .and BLACKBURN.
Mark Hughes forced y'all to a draw while The Hammers were unlucky to have lost. Ljunberg's goal was valid but lets leave that for now.
Arsenal will be crushed on sunday . . . . . Its inevitable. . . . . .Dont say i didnt warn u.

Ten Cate and Avram Grant are grinding out results.
They keep winning UGLY and thats what they need till their big players can return to the squad.
United started this way as well . . . .Its only a matter of time before Chelsea breaks into the top 3 fold.
Benitez has a lot to lose if he gets sacked . . . . .He cannot risk that happening to him.
He must win this match . . . .not even a DRAW will be good enough.


@ Kit,

Rafa is under pressure. He has to deliver on sunday to convince his employers.
Anfield faithfuls are running out of patience . . . . .They have given up on UEFA and want to have a go at the title.
I saw Benitez's pre-match interview . . . . .he is under massive pressure.
He knows a win against the ARSEs will silence his critics.

@ tkb 417,

By this time tomorrow, United should be on top of the league.
It will remain that way till we face em on 3/11.
This is getting interesting.
Can Arsenal cope with the pressure to deliver on sunday?

@ Debosky,

I can't believe Loyika was struck down by the power of Razorr's chesticles.
Lordi went down and now Loyika? What's Razorr turning to?
How do u even know her chesticle milk has expired? Have u been tasting it?
Hmmmmm, i think you are going down next . . . . . .Kit is busy with Lagos politics.
Do u have the fibre to resist Razorr's powerful chesticles?

@ Kit,

Loyika is ma friend.
I miss the PH Arrow . . . . .I am sure he is gloating over Martin Jol's exit and i know he would be coming out guns-blazing to say reh reh reh.
Meanwhile . . . . .How's it gonna be on sunday?
Me church mind says LIVERPOOL 2-0 ARSENAL.
Whatchuthink?

@ Debosky,

Are u sure?
Liverpool wont allow your little' boys to run chaos at Anfield.
The last time u went there, u were screwed without a condom.

Intel says Alonso and Agger will be featuring on sunday.
Liverpool knows how to win dirty . . . . . .they will grind Wenger's boys to a halt and mash y'all to a PULP.
Fabregas will be battered and crushed by MASCHERANO . . . A word is enough for the wise.

@ tkb417,

They have given up on UCL. Its a lost cause.
The only other prestigious title is the Premiership so let em have a go.
If the Scousers win . . . . . United tops the table IF we beat Boro . . . .
The stakes are so HIGH.

P.S. . . . . . . .Where's ma friend? LOYIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will jump-slap Ferguson if he starts SAHA ahead of Tevez.
Everyone knows now that we play better with Wazza and Apache upfront.
SAHA can come in the last 10 mins though to add something extra . . . aerially!!!!

All i need against Arsenal is HARGO and maybe a Neville at RB.
This weekend might see us topping the league. United should make sure and get 3 points tomorrow by hook or crook.
Liverpool has told Benitez to win the Premiership title or get sacked.
I don't want to be in em GAYNNERS shoes this weekend . . . . RAFA will be ALL OUT for victory!!!!

@ tkb417 & wormedup,

Lets leave Ritchbitch alone.
He loves riling people up but there's no need for ganking him just yet.
I am confident he has changed . . . . .he wont be spewing shyte again.

Hargo is starting tomorrow's game against Boro.
Paul Scholes is having another scan today to determine the degree of his injury.
Saha, Carrick and Neville might feature against Arsenal.

@ Razorr,

I rest ma case.

@ tkb417,

Djemba-Djemba is a Arrow.
He was supposed to under-study Roy Keane but he never fully established himself as a player capable of filling Keano's shoes.
A player bought to develop in the mould of Vieira, Makelele, Mahmmodu Diarra and Yaya Toure.
Unfortunately for him, he couldnt cut it @ Man Utd.

Anderson is a different kizzack entirely.
The Brazilian is a wizard. He has come in and done the simple things well.
Anderson has shown an incredible work rate and eagerness for a south american's first time in a more physical league.
He seems to have that confidence and determination which is the difference between TALENTED players and mediocre players!!

Things look promising but we have to be careful - he still needs to be handled carefully.
Veron settled in well initially. South American players often do well early & late season.
It's when the cold, rain & hurly burly of an English winter football season strike that we need to be wary of.
When they don't play every game - When they miss family etc at xmas. Sounds mad to us mortals but it often appears to be the case.

P.S. Hargreaves and Evra might feature against Boro tomorrow.

@ tkb417,

Whats ur assessment on Anderson?
The young Brazilian has improved a lot since joining Man Utd.
A couple of weeks ago, some knuckle-heads wrote him off and compared him to Kleberson and Djemba-Djemba.
Are people really that thick and fickle that they'd write off a 19-yr-old in a matter of weeks and few appearances in his United career?

I remember a guy who writes for The Sun.
This Arrow went beserk and said Evra and Vidic were expensive flops after 2 games.
The likes of Arsenal get the time to bed players in . . . . .we are not allowed that kinda luxury by the cockney press at all.
Imagine if Reyes was a Man United player? The biggest flop in the history of the Premiership and he never gets mentioned. . . . .yet we still get hammered for Kleberson and Djemba twins.

@ Debosky,

That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are such a meanie . . . . .SPURS fans wont forgive u for that.
Frankly speaking, i dont think Martin Jol was sacked . . . .The fans supported him and were singing his name on the terraces.
Where did it go wrong for him? Shambolic defending is the only thang i can question his team for.

Tottenham plays expansive footie . . . .always trying to attack unlike most teams in the Premiership.
They missed Ledley King at the back cos Dawson is just a Arrow.
I dunno how they intend to get outta this mess but they need to start winning games.
I heard Juande Ramos and Guus Poyet are heading to Tottenham this weekend.

@ Debosky,

You are a meanie!!!!!!
Your moles at Tottenham are prolly GAYnners themselves so they are bound to twist the facts.
I just got the video clip of what transpired in the board room . . . .He tendered his resignation but agreed to lead the team out tonight.
What makes u think its Arsene Wenger that caused the sack . . . . . .What has Wenger gotta do with this?

If they get Ramos . . . . .You guys will be in trouble.
Expect to start seeing raw South Americans at Tottenham and i am sure Ramos would be given stacks of dough to compete in the Prem.
Bleep's sake . . . . .I can't believe this.
Loyika will have me for dinner tomorrow.

@ Vieira,

Martin Jol has tendered his resignation as Tottenham's boss.
Your prayers have been answered now, u can party.
I hope Wenger gets fired too . . . . . .

I will miss Martin Jol.
Heard Ramos could be heading to Spurs.
Whats your take on this?

THIS IS BREAKING NEWS . . . . .You wont hear this till tomorrow.

This loser wont just lemme be.
I dont join issues with a human mutt like u so stay the Bleep away.
U seem to be living in denial . . . .Jackal cant do without u?
Does it really matter to me if u are dead or alive?
Now tape it shut . . . . .run and hide before u get whacked in the face again.
Fucking lizard!!!!!

@ Debosky,

Thanks for clearing the air on Adebayor.
What about DUDU? Did he bamboozle too?
Honestly, i cant wait for Anderson to run rings round Fab4 on 3/11.
This is the best time United can meet Arsenal . . . . .we shall let Liverpool deal with y'all first.
If they fail . . . . . . . .we will take it up.

Dont say i didnt warn u . . . . . .I smell dead people.

@ Ritchbitch,

U are not making any sense.
I wont hang u cos u dont claim to be a genius.
Anyways, have u taken ur medication today?

@ Debosky,

Whats happening to Adebayor?
Arsenal scored 7 goals on Tuesday and u expect Adebayor to bag a hatrick in that kind of match but he got NONE.
The whole game just went past him . . . . .did he make any contribution at all?

Anyways, Arsenal's matchday 10 could be the day United goes top.
Top this time means top until u play your game in hand.
So where will this go?
Me church mind says the pendulum swings towards Liverpool . . . .what does your mosque/elfin mind say?

@ Razorr,

You cannot hang Ritchbitch.
He doesn't claim to know English.
Bandit is the culprit . . . . . .He might be a guru in his household in Twickenham but he shouldnt bring his stupidity here.
How can a full-blooded grown man utter such heresy that Benitez joined Liverpool in 2006?

The funniest bit of it is that manie called Somze.
Imagine him high-lighting thunk and meself as bad English.
Why aint i surprised . . . .a month ago, his bitch also said usernames and surnames are the same.
When did slangs become bad English on a forum?
You have to admit today that some Nairaland members including these 2 gays are sad and lonely.

@ tkb417,

I respect your views.
Go and see how this shit started.
He started it and in his stupidity to get one on me, he shot himself in the leg.
What am i supposed to do? If he had goofed it on his own without quoting me . . . .i would have ignored him.
He wanted to act the genius and he got himself whacked in the face.
If u know him very well. . . . . . .tell him its WAR anywhere i find him.

@ tkb417,

Honestly, i have no issues with any typo whatsoever on a forum.
It is simply a forum and people are free to use words in any way that pleases them.
Ritchbitch uses abbreviations to express himself and thats the way he wants to be identified.

However, one thing i don't like is for an idiot to think he knows all and he knows ZILCH.
The gay called Banderas is always snappy to say he knows English but he doesnt know jack.
He does not know the difference between a slang and a language.

He said and i quote: "There's nothing called MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE, its a tautology"
That statement on its own . . . .is tautology.
Tautology is a statement of needless repetition of ideas. In other words . . . Bandit said its a a statement of needless ideas.
One cannot dwell on this on a forum but if Bandit thinks he is English . . . .i will prove to him he is an illiterate.
Now, who agrees with me 100% that Banderas(Forget Somze - he is a tosser) is deluded and deranged?

@ Banderas,

You are a fool.
Why don't u read?
One of the history lessons . . . . Are u this stupid?
Honestly, i shouldn't be having these arguments with u.
Its official . . . .You are not different from Somze aka Kareemu and his whores.
I will just assume u and these idiots belong to the same posse.

Funny how this may sound . . . . . .You are still the biggest cretin on this forum.
Rafa Benitez joined Liverpool in 2006 and he only played one match against Arsenal at Anfield!!!!!!
The whole comment couldnt have been a typo so its either ur brains leak oxygen or u have too much carbon IV oxide affecting ur neurones.
If care is not taken . . . . .u might die an slowpoke.
P.S. What's a nonce?

@ Somze,

Stop repeating yourself like a slowpoke.
You need the adult classes . . . . .You don't know the difference between lose and loose.
Is this the kind of illiterates that will one day rule Nigeria?
What has Nigerian education degenerated to?

@ Debosky,

Ssup mate,
I am just whacking some heads around here.
A house-boy and a college drop-out called Bandit are making my day in leaps and bounds.
3/11 is a sure thang . . . . .I am ready.
Meanwhile . . . . . . . .the party might start this weekend if Liverpool gets a victory.


@ Banderas,

It has been confirmed!
You cannot speak English.
The KIND of people that SURROUNDS. Pay attention to the kind and NOT the kinds of people.
The Kind is singular. . . . . . . .Ohhh my God, what kind of a nincompoop is this?
Did u go to school at all?

People surround . . . .The kind of people is DIFFERENT to PEOPLE as a whole.
Go and learn more English . . . . .You are such a buffoon.
How are u supposed to train your child when u are this pathetic?
One of the history lessons u will give your kid is . . . . .Benitez joined Liverpool in 2006!!!!
You will also tell them You CANNOT USE SLANGS on the internet!!!!!!!
Bandit, u are a diseased cunt.
You keep taking the bait and each time i keep leaving your face smeared with shit.

P.S. Is the word nonce still a period of time? Stupid SCUMBAG.  

@ Somze aka Kareemu,



Goodbye already?
Come back here . . . .let me dip your head in an acid bowl.
There are so many reasons why u cannot compete with me.
First all, you are retarded(emotionally and mentally) . . . It will be so difficult for me to hear u out because your mentality has no latitude.
Have u noticed the kind of people that surrounds u are lamers themselves?

Talking about college degreez . . . .I can speak and express myself better than your whole lineage put together.
Let all Nairalanders go back and read my previous posts since day 1 and compare it to yours.
How can we be in the same league with your lack of exposure . . . .a common house-boy compared to a professional like Chacal.
C'mon loser . . . . .we are miles apart.
Call your dad and ask him if he's better than me in anything . . . .His answer will shock you.
You FUCKING cunt.

@ Banderas,

Its no longer hidden, u are biggest idiot on Nairaland.
You can have a biggest pet peeve . . . . .It has been used, written and said time and time again but i can't be bovvered to convince u.
Each person has several pet peeves that aggravate him or her.
When u have several stuffs . . . .u can have the biggest among em.
U are the most useless and senseless animal on this forum. No one compares to ur stupidity, foolishness and incompetence.
Your stupidity knows no bounds . . . . .Its a bottomless pit.

Now, u don't even know the meaning of the word nonce.
In 3 months time, u will say  . . . . .reh reh reh reh reh, u thunk the word is obsolete.
I corrected u months ago when u disputed the word, IGNORANUS . . . You have taken the bait again.
Anyways, just because u use the spell check does not put u and i in the same league . . . ma index finger alone is smarter than u.
Just for the record . . . .a nonce is a paedophile(UK slang).
Do u know the meaning or do i have to spell it out?
Bandit . . . . .Dont even try and play this game with me. . . .I will leave your head whacked.