Jackal's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Jackal's Profile › Jackal's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 (of 176 pages)
@ Somze, So u can talk about home-training? Bloody hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are pathetic. A cyber-nuisance like u is preaching home training. . . . .Thats the irony of the century. Anyways, go and learn the difference between loose and lose . . . . Bloody Leprechaun. Ohh Maa Daays . . . This nonce wants me to get a college degree? A nigga that does not know the difference between lose and loose. C'mon prick, i like the fact that u know we aint in the same league. Your mother should have aborted u . . . . .You are waste of space. |
@ Banderas, How dumb can u be? You can have a biggest pet peeve . . . . . .C'mon. What is a pet peeve? A pet peeve is a minor annoyance that can instill an extreme frustation in a human being. Type BIGGEST PET PEEVE on a search engine and come back here to tell us if it can be used or not. You are so mentally-challenged . . . . .I cannot take u serious. Now, Designer gears or gear . . . . Thats a typo error. Cant and Can't . . . .I wont accuse anyone who writes that on the net. Its not structural or using past tense instead of present tense. That hardly constitutes bad english especially on the internet. It is so different from u saying Rafa joined Liverpool in the summer of 2006. So go back to school and get more knowledge . . . . .We are not in the same league. @ Alhaji Kareemu. Nairaland's resident retard. The main hi-jacker of e-mails, NL accounts and the villain known as FACELESS. U have no say in this league . . . . .You are too poor to join in. Stick to ur lascivious women and discuss the merits of polygamy in Nigeria. @ tkb417, Banderas is a tard. Let me deal with him!!!!!! Why are u on his case . . . . .I dont wanna sheath ma sword yet. Please gimme more time. |
@ Banderas, ![]() You are such an asstard. I swear to God . . . . . . . .in the same class, i will beat u hands down in anything. Lemme school u a bit . . . . . In a forum, theres what we call a typographical error and there's human error. Saying Benitez joined Liverpool is not typographical . . . . .It is your state of mental illness. Whether its amnesia or brain damage . . . . .I think Dr Kit can answer that. Meanwhile, u are so dumb. Did u say it should be a 2 week ewe? OMG!!!!!!!!! Its either its 2 weeks ewe or a 2-week-ewe. You are not that smart, are u? Ya use of English Language is appaling. You and Alhaji Kareemu are mates in the world of stupidity. There's nothing wrong with saying biggest pet peeve . . . .I am not even sure u have heard the word before. If u can be so stupid to say Rafa joined Livepool in 2006 . . . .then why should i take u serious? You were once asking me the meaning of the word pillock . . . so why aint i surprised. Its even funny your idiotic side kick is highlighting thunk and meself . . . . .hahahahah, those are cyber-lingos. These men are so poor in spirit the RAINBOW appears to em in BLACK & WHITE. @ Somze aka KAREEMU. Nigga, u's a window shopper, mad at me, i think i know why . . . . . So much for a nigga that copped a college degree and cannot differentiate between loose and lose. A common house-boy using oga's system in PH and trying to feel kool. Anutha classic case of UGBEKE feeling funky. Tell me . . . . .why were u fired in Lagos in the cleaning job u were doing @ Mr Biggs? Blimey . . . . .take it easy this time around in PH . . . .Ijaw youths would have u killed if u develop erm, erm, sticky fingers this time around. |
@ Banderas, U dont get it do u? I have the FUCKING RIGHTS to call u any name i wish. This is Man Utd thread . . . . .the last time i checked, u are a GAYNNER which means u are jay-walking here. U came out like a flying bat to criticise me and u shot urself in the foot. . . . .what am i supposed to do? My biggest pet peeve is when a slowpoke like u thinks u are better than me at what i do . . . . Bleep u and ur nasty upbringing . . . . .what do u think this place is? A FUCKING CATHEDRAL? Go to MOSQUE if u wanna preach RESPECT . . . u sonofabitch!!!!!!!! @ Razorr, Loyika is kicking himself right now. His comrades keep letting him down on this forum with their moronic comments. How can anyone say Rafa joined Liverpool in 2006? Some things will never change . . . . .Bandit's IQ is only slightly better than a 2 weeks old ewe. Meanwhile . . . . . .u are getting too hot for me liking. Looser and loser? Some peops are born illiterates . . . .I thunk u know that by now. There's a saying that goes . . . . .If u take a monkey to California dressed up in designer gears and blingz . . it doesnt change its status. A monkey will always be a monkey. Enough said!!!!!!!!!!! @ MC Omo, Touche. U should understand one thing though . . . . Kareemus dont hunt alone. . . . .they bring their whores along in Tolotolos and Azeezats. I have never seen such a bunch of pathetic simpletons. They cant write well . . . . .How can they speak well? Internet is such a bitch . . . . .I cant imagine maself staying in the same room with these peasants. Gosh . . . Such is life. |
@ Razorr, If i say Bandit is mentally-subnormal people would say Jackal is ornery. How can anyone say Benitez came to England in June 2006? For Bleep's Sake . . . . . . Anyways, why aint i surprised? I have always known Bandit as a tard . . . . .He once said Eric Cantona is a midfielder!!!!!!!!!!!! Bandit and my dog have the same football knowledge ![]() @ Loyika, If Arsenal win on Sunday . . . .It makes 3/11 more exciting. United will be going for a WIN and Wenger would be playing for a draw which means anutha repeat of 2005 FA CUP FINAL. Boring, boring Arsenal will play 4-5-1 just to protect their league position. I dont wanna see a boring game . . . .I wanna see Rooney stop Arsenal's winning run again. ![]() One more thing . . . . .do u agree Bandit is a retard? @ HNIC, You are repeating yourself already. If i were u . . . . .i would bow down and start fasting and praying to God to keep the goal margin LOW. Arsenal would be grilled and despatched . . . . .This is a NORTH-SOUTH thing. All the away matches Arsenal won this season were local derbies within the premises of London. Check the stats and see how the odds are stacked against u. @ Banderas, Did i touch a sore nerve? Now ma English is full of spelling mistakes and i can't speak? or did u mean type? Are these the reasons why u said Benitez came to England in June 2006? I hope i wont regret this . . . . . .Bandit, i think u are mentally-subnormal. You are so pathetic with a low intelligence quotient. |
@ Loyika, Now don't be such a noob!!!!!!!!!! Le Chacal has stood by Man Utd even when the big players were missing. I made a vow here that United's revival starts against Tottenham . . . .Look back and tell me if i have been right or not. Jackal also said the coming together of Roo-Tev-Ron would be deadlier than what any other Prem team can put together . . .Aint i right? Even while many of y'all DOOM PROPHETS were saying APACJE would be a waste . . .I said u should judge him when Roo and Ron comes back. Has he justified his signing or not? If all these postulations have been perfect . . .why would u think Arsenal wont lose on Sunday? Write off Benitez at your own peril . . . .If u don't believe me . . .ask Kolo Toure . . .Crouch made him look like a wimp last season. The die is cast . . . .Arsenal's 1st defeat of the season is here. ![]() P.S. What happens IF Arsenal loses to Liverpool and United despatches Middlesboro at OT? United takes the pole position. Guess what? It will be Arsenal's famous MATCHDAY 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() @ Banderas, You are such a ninny. Benitez arrived in England in the summer of 2004. He defeated Arsenal 2-1 at Anfield after u wankstas gave up your unbeaten run. He also defeated Arsenal 1-0 in 2005/06 in Anfield and made it 4-1 last season when Crouch scored a hatrick. I have told u times without number to keep your traps shut when we discuss footie. You are a fair weather fan/glory hunter and i can bet u started watching Arsenal this summer when they clinched the Emirates cup. Benitez joined Liverpool in June 2006? What a disgrace from ma NIGGA BANDIT. What wont i hear from GAYNNERS of Nairaland? I have said time n time again that . . . .NOT ALL NAIRALAND GAYNNERS ARE PLONKERS BUT ALL NAIRALAND PLONKERS ARE GAYNNERS. The same Benitez that lifted UEFA Champions league in MAY 2005 joined Liverpool in June 2006 in Bandit's fantasy world. Tsssk. . . . . . .Tsssssk, This Bandit is an OAF. I wonder what Loyika have to say to this heap of trash coming outta of his disciple. ![]() |
@ Razorr, Arsenal WILL LOSE at Anfield. There are so many factors pointing to their defeat on Sunday. First all, Benitez has won all the league games against Arsenal at ANFIELD since he arrived in England. Why should it be different this season? Furthermore, Benitez is under pressure to deliver this season. I dont think he would be tinkering in the next game as things are shaping out for him. Liverpool fans are calling for his head already and i expect him to put WenGAY to sleep again on Sunday. Expect anutha bloodbath and GAYNNERS will come here to say . . . .Ummmmh, we still have a GAME IN HAND. |
@ Razorr, These tricks are glory hunters. They keep running from pillar to post to pitch tents with the winning camp. Buncha oafs. . . . . . they think beating Slavia Prague 7-0 is the way to lifting the title!!!!! GAYnners are yet to play any HEAD to HEAD game this season . . . . . . . GAYnners have played 6 HOME games in 9 matches this season which puts em at a vantage position. . . . . Their fixtures have been favourable up till now but around the corner awaits woe and gnashing of teeth. Dont be surprised if Loyika suffers heart failure next week . . . .Dont say i didnt mention it!!!!! |
The same mouth-making that has lifted Man Utd from the 19th position to the 2nd position and maybe 1st this weekend. What is it that u guys can't work out? Its been back to back victories and attacking football since Rooney came back. They have beaten everyone to a pulp . . . . .Just scored 4 goals in an away match in the UCL . . . who does that these days? I remember when Loyika was saying Ronaldo wld not score goals this season . . . . What can u say now? Ronaldo has a better goal ratio than any Arsenal player . . . .Is it true? He has more shots on goal than any Arsenal player in the league despite missing in 3 MATCHES . . . . Is that also true? On the other hand . . . . Arsenal scored 7 goals against a team more akin to sunday league pub team. I am sure i saw some of them were having cold beer and a couple of gays at half-time as refreshments. ![]() Arsenal fans are beginning to mouth off shit again . . . .just like they do everytime and they cry their eyes off when they lose. Its quite funny to see the number of GAYnners crawling on this forum these days. This time last year, there were only 4 of em standing and 75% of em were supporting Chelsea. ![]() Never seen anything like GAYNNERS . . . .they make the loudest noise out of cheap feats. November 3rd would put u pigs where u belong . . . . . P.S. Chelsea is on the rise! |
@ Loyika, Anutha waste of bandwidth from the Doom Prophet of PH. I just love em GAYnners squirm under ma hold . . . .I love y'all wasted. Anyways, no one can blame y'all for these multiple erections . . . .3 TROPHYLESS YEARS has a weird effect on people used to winning things. George Graham is still your most successful manager although he is a crooked bastard. ![]() Maybe u would need him on 3/11 to conjure something for u prats. Phony Trinity? ![]() I can't believe how United's trio is making u fidget. Lemme say it again . . . .HOLY TRINITY, WHERE YA GUNS @? One thing your nappy head forgot is . . . . .they just started playing together . . . . . Either one of em has been absent due to match fitness/injury/suspension. They have created banged 12 goals in the last 3 matches . . . . .what does that tell u? You havent seen anything yet . . . .beating Slavia Prague 7-0 wont win u the title . . . You have to beat the Scousers and Man Utd. Can y'all GAYnners do that? |
@ J-K, Anderson is a gem. He didnt win the FIFA under-17's golden ball in 2005 for the fun of it. Just watch what he will do to Arsenal's Fabregas on 3/11 . . . . . . He messed up Fab's credibility the last time Porto went to the Emirates. Even though Porto lost, Anderson still made GAYNNERS piss in their undies . . . . .I hope he starts on 3/11. The Brazilian is a gem . . . .his vision and balance is top draw. The HOLY TRINITY is what makes United thick. Just watch the trio of Tev-Roo-Ron each time they go forward . . . . . there's always a goal threat when they bomb forward. Imagine the trio coming against the muppet monsters of Arsenal . . . . Toure and Gallas will be outfoxed . . . . . Sagna would be turned inside out by Nani and Clichy can't catch up with Ronaldo's brilliance. All United just need is a fit EVRA, VIDA and HARGREAVES to add STEEL to the team and watch how United would maul Arsenal @ the Emirates. ITS MURDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ HNIC, Stop talking like a soccer novice. Any team would take a 1-0 victory than a 3-2. I can't believe Sunderland scored 2 goals in your own backyard . . . . .Sunderland? of all teams. It simply shows your much talked about defence is impregnable . . . . United is yet to concede at OT so do the math. EL-NINO was rested yesterday so he can start fully fit and fresh on sunday. Rafa tinkered and i like the fact that they lost yesterday . . . that would make em shuffle up their pack and produce a virtuoso performance. Expect to see Babel and Pennant whippin those crosses for El-Nino and Kuyt to nod in . . .Crouch might also get a cameo appearance. The last time u went there . . . . .Crouchy copped a hatrick . . . .history is about to repeat itself. ARSENAL will be pulverised on Sunday. |
@ Loyika, What footie? Beating Slavia Prague 7-0? Why didnt u beat Sunderland 7-0? Dont even make me start . . . . . . . Anyways, we shall see ur footie doing the job on Sunday when EL-NINO takes matters into his own hands. |
@ wormedup, Chelsea would finish above Arsenal in the league. I dunno why u guys are complaining when it's obvious Avram Grant/Ten Cate are yet to find the winning formular. All u guys need now is to GRIND some results which boosts the team confidence. Man United started this way too . . . . .some couple of 1-0 victories till the team confidence was restored. Make no bones about it, Chelsea is still a monster and its a matter of time before they roar back into the top 2. Chelsea's team play was excellent yesterday . . . . they did what they had to do and took the points. Keep ya head up, son! |
@ Debosky, Expect Arsenal to be bludgeoned to death at Anfield. The Scousers are demanding BLOOD and expect Rafa to pull a rabbit off his hat and get the needed points. You are facing Liverpool at a very bad time. Tsssssssk . . . . . . . Tsssssssk, THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN TO WHEN DEATH BECOMES THE GAYNNERS ![]() |
@ Ruudie, Spot on bruv . . . . I dont care if the Arses beat the Slaves of Prague 7-0 . . . . .They are biting the dust on 3/11. There's no defence in the world that can cope with the threat Apache-Roo-Ron combo pose. These lads are just magnificient . . . . .U need to see the way they ran Villa's defence ragged. For Bleep's Sake . . . . .What a relief!!!!!!!! Liverpool is losing to Besiktas . . . . . I want em to lose. When they lose . . . they get criticised and shit spurs em on to play with BLOOD and ANGER at Anfield. There would be no hiding place for GAYnners on Sunday . . . . . Liverpool would be playing like a wounded LIGER. C'mon Besiktas . . . . .score one more GOAL. |
@ A-40, I agree witcha. There are no easy teams in UEFA. Whether Arsenal and Man Utd had an easy roll last night is no excuse . . . .Both English teams were just magnificient. United and Arsenal could have scored 10 goals each easily last night . . .Chances were created and squandered every 5 minutes of the match!! When Roma came to OT . . . .They were beaten. When Sevilla came to the Emirates, they were beaten fairly and squarely. Can we say Roma and Sevilla are easy teams as well? When would some critics appreciate what English clubs are doing? Dynamo Kiev is ranked 61st and Slavia Prague is 77th. Both teams rank higher than 80th Rosenborg who forced Chelsea to a draw at Stamford Bridge UNDER THE SPECIAL ONE'S NOSE. Kiev ranks higher than Blackburn FC, Fernabache, Borussia Dortmund and Bolton Wanderers. Slavia Prague ranks higher than Spartak Moscow, Bolton, Maccabi Haifa and Galatasaray. SAY NO MORE . . . . . . . . |
Nice performance from Walcott. P.S. Rooney is STILL the youngest Englishman to score a HATRICK in a Champions League game. . . . . ON HIS DEBUT ![]() Now PICK THAT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
@ Lordimpaq, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE? . . .In the words of MAXIMUS. ![]() Man Utd made a MOCKERY of their injury worries last night by scoring 4 goals in a UCL away game. The injury list keeps growing and the HOLY TRINITY keeps scoring. . . . . I cannot seem to work shit out in me head. Man Utd's attack is the best and the youngest attack line in Europe . . . . . . . . . . .Why aint i surprised? When u have Apache, Ronaldo and Wazza running defenders down at 50 miles/hr, u cannot expect less. Put some Tev and some Roon and mix em up in a pot. Sprinkle a spoonful of Ronaldo on top, what the Bleep do u get? You'll get the realest and illest strikers tied up in a knot . . . The juggernauts of this Premiership, like it or not. 12 goals in the last 3 games the HOLY TRINITY has featured? United's rivals in the Premiership needs to re-examine their ammo. Cant even say too much . . . . ANDERSON has convinced all die-hard critics he can become the next Ronaldinho. Did i miss Scholes yesterday? I didn't. He was outstanding and spraying passes like a god in the MIDFIELD. No Carrick, Scholes, Hargreaves, Evra, Neville, Silvestre, Park, Saha and Solskjaer and United still gave a virtuoso performance? ARSENAL will be PULVERISED at the Emirates. . . . . . . . . . .Make no bones about it!!!!!!!!!! Happy Berfday, Rooney. Do us favour: Extend this sublime form to the Emirates on 3/11. |
Expect more goals in the 2nd half. Ferguson is not too happy. We shoulda scored like 6 goals. Anderson has been a revelation. The way he links the attack from the middle of the pack with one pass is audacious. He is fast maturing. Lost Evra and Scholes and we are still flying. Tevez and Rooney have been outstanding . . . . Ronaldo and Giggs are supplying crosses at the right time and this is just champagne football. |
ROOONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 2-0 These boys are on FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE United's rivals better sit tight. The HOLY TRINITY is killing some Ukranians here. The inter-play of the HOLY TRINITY is just too awesome. C'mon lads. . . . . . i want to see more goals. GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RONALDO SEALS THE GAME 3-1. |
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FERDINAND SCORES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIEV 0-1 MAN UTD Just 10 mins. These United lads are outstanding. Sharp passes and the partnership of Rooney and Tevez is a delight to watch. 2 PITBULLS running and scaring away defenders. Apache is a gem. What a prospect!!!!!!!!!!!! |
@ gabrielgb, Arsenal would have been beaten blue-black if Lehmann wasn't sent off . . . . It took Ronaldinho and Deco just 12 mins to carve out Arsenal's defence and Etoo would have scored if Lehmann didnt bring him down. Barcelona wanted a goal more than sending Lehmann off cos a 10-man team is sometimes hard to beat than 11 men. The 10-man Arsenal side knew they had a job to do. They became more cautious than usual. They were more compact trying to hit Barcelona on a counter instead of playing their normal free flowing footie that would have suited Barca. It was like that until Barca saw DEFEAT hanging on their heads and they decided to take matters into their own hands. Normally, the match would have ended 3-0 in favour of Barca. |
@ Loyika, Please put your filthy house in order before we visit the Emirates. Buncha plonkers . . . . . u cannot even sort out the team's captain and u want to lift the Prem title!!!! I don't want any excuses when Apache bags a hatrick on 3/11 . . . . . . Wenger makes a retard look like Einstein with the way he manages his gays. If u are going to make a CB a captain . . . . why not Senderos or Toure or even Lehmann. The guy is too biased when it comes to French players and i hope he rots in hell and the Devil sticks a needle in his gay eyes. @ Kit, You are in trouble for revealing who i am shagging. Is this a conspiracy against Chacal or u are just taking the piss!!!! I will meet u on the battle-field . . . . . Nah . . . . . . scratch that, we shall meet on 3/11!!!!!!!!!!! |
@ Rikkyjen, I gotcha!!!!!!!!!!! So u have also been hypnotised by Razorr's bouncy chesticles? Amadioha and Sango are the same thing so it means u wldnt mind getting SOME from Razorr. @ Razorr, The queue is getting long like i have always known it wld get. I dont wanna name names or draft lists but i am sure Rikky is one of ur admirers as well. Loyika is one of ur stalkers as well so i cant be too surprised. I read where he was ready to pay ur fare to fly down to PH . . . . . Bloody paedophile. Loyika and I have been pals for 18 years . . . . . he has never sent 1 pound to me since and he is ready to drop 100 pounds just to see u. Its fuckery . . . . . |
@ Rikkyjen, U have just started another war on NL. Lordimpaq wld be gunning for ma head again. Get this . . . . . . .Razorr is Lordi's gurl. What God has joined 2gether . . . . .Let no Loyika and Banderas put . . . . . . . . |
@ Loyika, You are pathetic. The very 1st thing u told me yesterday was how Everton was robbed by Clatterbutt!!!!!!!!!!!! You went reh reh reh reh and wished Clatterbutt can officiate the clash against Man Utd at the Emirates and give dodgy decisions to help y'all. Bearing that in mind . . . I stated i wouldnt complain if a repeat of the Everton-Liverpool match does not happen at the Emirates. Is that too much to ask from y'all gays? Why would u need the help of Clatterbutt to beat Man Utd if u are good enough. Take it or leave it . . . . . .You shall get a LOSS at Anfield and anutha loss at the Emirates. Its been WRITTEN ![]() P.S. Where have u been? I have deliberately posted grime about Arsenal to stir u outta ur slumber and for a second, i thunk u wldnt reply. Dont make me wait next time or i batter the bridge of ur nose with a claw-hammer. Nothing makes me happy than rattling ur cage. How's life in PH? |
HNIC, Tape it shut!!!!!!!!!! No excuses. . . . . .United is not a team that makes excuses. We have tons of bullets in our armoury to gun down y'all gays. I have said enough already . . . . Come back to me when u beat Liverpool on sunday. |
![]() This is ridiculous. How dare WenGAY try to get into Diarra's anal cavity? Is Arsene really a gay? Something must be done to this sod-manager. Lil wonder WenGAY is trying to get an appointment for a BRAZILIAN WAX last week. ![]() |
@ tkb417, Ritchboy is a clown. @ Ritchboy, Answer the question about Celtic and Lyon. Lyon has been winning the French League for the past 5 seasons. Are u trying to say its easier for em to win UCL than the French Ligue? |
@ HNIC, U keep talking about this double like its the greatest achievement Arsenal has made. Blimey . . . . .We did TREBLE 2-0 and 1-0(Carling cup)at OT and 4-2 at Highbury 2 years ago so what are u on about? If the Referee gives us a good match . . . . .there would be no reason to complain or make excuses . . . However, i know Arsenal being a shitty club loves buying their way into big matches. There would be no hiding place for u buncha cock-suckers on the day. |
@ Banderas, Its not catastrophic!!!!!!!!!!!! We have so many personnel in that department. This is why i keep saying United has the strength in depth to cope with such unforseen contingencies. Check this . . . Giggs, Fletcher, O'Shea and Anderson can play in that position. ![]() Hargo should be fit by the 3rd of November. |
@ Dayokanu, I remember a certain FC Conpenhagen beating Man Utd last season in the UCL. How can we rubbish such achievement from a Danish side? I still don't get what Ritchboy is talking about. Why is it that various clubs have retained the domestic league and no team has been able to retain the UCL? @ Ritchboy, Would u say a team like Celtic/Lyon will find it more difficult to win SCOTTISH LEAGUE than the UCL? ![]() If your answer is NO. . . . . then u have got no points. Lets end this discussion and talk about Henry's divorce. ![]() |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 (of 176 pages)
