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@ Razorr,

Of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal services would have returned by December with Man Utd and Chelsea dominating the league table.
Strength in depth will take Chelsea above Arsenal by the time winter kicks in and thats when the men shall be seperated from the tots.

What Loyika agrees to is not important.
He is a bishop in the temple of doom so ignore his rants and cries when it comes to footie.
I should have had a wager with the PH guru on friday to rub shit on his oval Ijaw face.

@ Razorr,

Its more hilarious especially when Wenger has named him as his top striker to bag the goals this season.
Lets see how the Arrow performs in the next coupla matches.
My church mind tells me he would falter and run into a brickwall soon.
Even the highly-rated Fabregas was nowhere to be found yesterday . . . . .he was kept in the shadows throughout the game.
The Referee was also generous . . . .Fab4 shoulda been sent off after commiting anutha bookable offence but trust em Refs to help WenGAY.

The stage is almost set for the coming HEAD to HEAD games.
I will be banking on the Scousers to nick some points off the ARSEs @ Anfield.
That should punch holes in their confidence before they meet the Champions in a fortnight.
United cannot afford to be complacent in that game . . .Hopefully, we should have Hargo and Vidic back by then to add STEEL to the team.
Ferguson took a huge risk last night backing on the team's uncanny ability to outscore Villa.

Leaving Sheasy and Fletcher on the bench provided no credible cover for the back 4.
Scholesy, Anderson, Nani, Giggsy, Wazza and Apache are attack-minded players . . . Villa couldnt cope with their threats.
I agree with u on Apache as well . . . . He had to be the MOTM . . . . .
Tevez ignited the attack with his energy, balance, stealth, vision and the burgeoning partnership with Rooney!!!
I expect this team to despatch the ARSEs with ease at the Emirates.

UP UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!


@ Ritchboy,

I have been told to AVOID u.
It must be ma mistake to have u mixed up with an intellect.
The peops that know u have reiterated u are mentally challenged.
Go and discuss your footie issues with your resident doctor . . .tell him to prescribe the appropriate pills after the footie chat.
Stay away from me!

@ Razorr,

After Alex, Hyppia(own-goal) and Kolo Toure's . . . .Rio decided to bomb forward and score a FLUKE.
Rio as a striker? Puhleeeeeeeease . . . . . . . .He is a Arrow in front of GOAL.
We will let Rooney and Apache do the business of scoring goals.
Mind you . . . . . .Rio would still put up a better performance than Adebayor as a striker.
I am sure everyone would agree with me after Adebayor's woeful performance last night.

Meanwhile, 2 things happened in the Prem yesterday.
Adebayor's fall like he was shot with a RIFLE and Agahowa getting shot in the face and acting real SCARY.
The Wigan striker took a helluva shot in the face and went down like someone having a HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!
He was throwing fits with spasm driving through his whole body . . .for a moment, i thunk he was going to kick the bucket.
Honestly, i think Julius needs to retire at this junction. . . . He cannot be less than 40 and its getting burdensome for him.
SHIT was so SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,

At last . . . . . .someone with a tank of sense comes on!!!!!!!!
I will avoid the ninny like leprosy from now on.

Back to earth . . . .
Blimey!!!!!!!! Your performance yesterday was breath-taking.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!How did Alex conjure such beauty?
Kolo Toure also scorched one and Rio took matters in his own hands and scored with his LEFT LEG . . . .

The Prem is back with good goals and the glamour.
I think Chelsea and Man Utd were brilliant yesterday putting such marvellous performance on the ROAD.
Drogba was top draw . . . . Carvalho was outstanding . . . .Cech was superb.
Tevez was brilliant, Wazza was deadly but a bit wasteful and Nani/Anderson are fast maturing.

Whatchu think?

@ Ritchboy,

After ma psycho-analysis on u. . . . . . There's no way anyone can achieve an objective and rational discussion with u.
You are so deluded u dont even know what time it is . . . . .
I wld butress ma points when a sound and sane mind joins the thread.
U can suck a cock through a condom while u wait for ma reply.
Fucking cunt!!!!!

I have to do this . . . . .
Le Chacal have to do this thang . . . . . .
This is what i have deduced concerning this oaf who calls himself Ritchboy . . .

Ritchboy is . . . . . 

Sadly, Retarded,  Paranoid, Deluded, Deranged, Uneducated, Mentally Subnormal, Schizophrenic, Irritant, Psychotic, Blind, Tweaker, Offensive, Dirty, Crude, Lousy,
Retarded (Emotionally and Mentally), Loser, Illiterate, Illegitimate, Diddler, Imagery, Lummox, Queef, Dreamer, Spastic, Nuisance, Nonce, Annoying, Ornerous, Leper (in the Forum sense) and really in general a 100% self-servicer of the highest order.

Anyone (except the Arrow himself) disagree??

@ Ritchboy,

U make a retard look smart with ur comments sometimes.
What the heck are u yappin' about here?
Hyperbolic statement indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking SPAZ!

@ A-40,

Like u had him in the pockets against you GAYnners last season?
The combo of Tev-Ron-Roon is TEVASTATING!!!!!!!!!!
Arsenal should watch out for the HOLY TRINITY.

@ Lordi,

This is the most objective comment i have read so far.
It makes me feel so good to know Lordi watches United games . . . .
You have to ignore the comments of peops like Ritchboy . . . .he doesnt know better.
If Tevez could make the world 30 players in the FIFA list . . . . .He would def'ly make top 5 in the Prem.

See where u guys keep missing the points. . . . . . .

No one ever said Tevez would score 30 goals a season.
He is not an out and out striker or the type of player that craves goal scoring.
Apache is governed by creating goals rather than scoring . . . . . . .
Obviously, u guys have not been watching his games so its easy for u to say trash about him.

Apache was substituted NOT because he wasnt performing . . . He was subbed cos United is going to Ukraine in the midweek.
Ferguson is the best in man management and he hasnt played TEVEZ for 90 mins except the match against Citeh when there were no strikers.
This was a striker that had a hectic summer and had no pre-season kizzack with his team-mates so he needs to be managed properly.
Being a good player is NOT always about scoring goals . . . .
Dennis Bergkamp doesn't score a lot but i rate him better than Adebayor or Van Persie. . . .so do the math!!!!!!!!!!

Only a HATER will say Tevez has no quality.
Like i said . . . . .Go and watch United games before passing ur judgement.
Tevez is better than any player in Arsenal at the moment.
Adebayor . . . . Eduardo . . . . . .Walcott dont even come near him.
Carlito's class speaks for itself.
P.S. APACHE is coming to get y'all GAYNNERS.


For Bleep's Sake . . . . .Where's Lordi?

Tevez is class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont even know any Arsenal player that comes close to Apache . . . . .
This lad is all about PREMIUM quality . . . . . . . . . . .
His vision and movement off and on the ball reeks of sheer brilliance.

All his shots were on target and shoulda scored but Villa's goalie brought him down to deny him.
The resulting penalty was squandered by Wazza
Go and check the OPTA stats on Tevez's performances today and u will be amazed.
He had the same SKYSPORTS rating as Wazza who scored 2 goals . . . . .what does that tell u?

Anyways . . . . . APACHE is coming for y'all.

@ I-man,

I concur, son.
Debosky is a Viewer and i wont put peeping past him.
Afterall their gaffer is a PERV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have u noticed Eduardo and Fabregas have been playing crap?
Debosky said Eduardo is acclimatizing . . . . . . . I thunk he is from Croatia.
Is Croatia in Africa or South America? These GAYNNERS are buncha oafs!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their game-play today was worse than shyte . . . . . .
Adebayor had a chance with the net wide open for him and he slumped.
Ma 1st thunk was that . . . . the Togolese had epileptic fits
Bes' believe it . . . . .This Arsenal team is losing steam . . . . .they cannot push to the FINISH LINE.
APACHE-ROO-RON will blow em up like NITRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

Why can't u just give credits to United's forward men.
No team in the world could have handled Tevez's movement and flashes of brilliance.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was a constant menace to the Villa defence. He never stopped running.
Carlos should have scored a hatrick today but he was so unlucky in front of goal.
Arsenal's defence would have suffered the same fate with United's sleek moves tonight . . .
My boys are flying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too bad RVP wont be featuring at Anfield for the crunchy tie. . . . . . .
This is going to be your first acid test this season and its mouth-watering.
Any result apart from 3 points will suit Man Utd very well as we should despatch Middlesboro at OT with ease.
Chelsea is getting their rhythm back as well and only a fool would write em off this season.
Drogba was superb all day and i think Alex was awesome as well.
On balance . . . . .the pendulum still swings Man Utd way.

@ I-man,

Whats this gist about your recovery time?
Anyways, i wont be drawn into that kind of rumour because it came from the mouth of a GAYnner.
Good question . . . . . .How did Debosky know your moves in bed with women?
Ahaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . . . .DEBOSKY is a Viewer!!!!!!!!!!

@ A-40,

Add the defensive STEEL of Vidic and the defensive cover of HARGO and CARRICK and tell me what the output would be.
Without a shadow of doubt, This match has been the best 90 mins of football the Prem has witnessed this season.
I have people say Arsenal plays free-flowing footie . . . United's game today would make Wenger green with envy.
How would the ARSE's defence handle United's HOLY TRINITY?

cabali:
we just should keep it up. I hv never seen such possession percentage in an away match. never!

the color is getting back 2 blue people

Mustay:
imagine the possession Chelsea 63% 37% Boro

Y'all guys should see Aston Villa Vs Man Utd game.
The possession was Villa 17%-83% Man Utd in the 1st half.

@ Debosky,

Time will tell.
I can't wait for y'all fuckeries to be chopped into bits by EL-NINO.
His absence today was greatly missed as Voronin kept firing blanks time after time.
Meanwhile . . . . . Will Robin Van Persie take part in that game @ Anfield?

Saha is just a spaz.
He had to be the most useless player in the world(I will flip the Guinness Books of Records to check).
Ferguson should put him on a PAY BY PLAY contract . . .No Game-No Pounds.
United needs to sign 2 strikers in January wherever they can pinch one.
I would take YEKINI and AMOKACHI at this moment because SAHA has made the attack department over skint.

8 goals in the 1st 8 matches AND 8 goals in the LAST 2 matches . . . .CRISIS? What crisis?
I kept hinting it 4 weeks ago that around the corner lies a good hiding for an unfortunate team.
Dont be amazed if we do anutha 4 goal per match for the NEXT 6  LEAGUE MATCHES.
Can Arsenal's old boys cope with the HOLY TRINITY?
Anderson and Nani are gradually finding their rhythm and contributing positively.
Cesc's pal (PIQUE) is also getting his suave on and holding his own in the Man Utd team.
I wouldnt have traded this 2nd spot for the pole position at this moment
Letz CHASE these gays a bit and see if they have got the gall to withstand the HEAT.

@ I-man,

I remember those WORDS from Prophet Loyika.
His predictions always go the opposite direction so don't be fazed.
He predicted Chelsea would WIN the league last season . . . . .What a prat!!!!!!!!!!!!
If he had 12 eyes, he would still be blind to see the efficiency of this Man Utd side.
I am def'ly sure he would be banging his head against the wall at PH right now.

@ 9ja4eva,

Pls dont make me get ANGRY at u.
Dont u ever mention the name of that Arrow again on this thread.
SAHA my ass . . . . . . .He is a traitor.
Intel says ARSEne WenGAY planted him at Man Utd to clog the wheels of the RED DEVILS.
Just a day into today's match . . . .Saha got injured again jumping into the team bus . . .How ill is that?
I think we should forget we have SAHA . . . . . When he's fit . . . . he wld add as a bonus.
Wazza and Tev will fill his spot and Ronaldo can join the front men with Nani and a fats improving GIGGS on the flanks.

In conclusion . . . I am glad to say NORMAL SERVICES HAVE RETURNED at MAN UTD.

@ Debosky,

Now letz see if the GAYnners can shoot down Bentiez's men next weekend.
Letz see if the young guns have what it takes to play the big boys of the Prem.
I am sure the few objective gooners who saw today's match wld have changed their minds about Man Utd by now.
It was a big advertisement for FOOTBALL as a whole. . . . The kinda subliminal passes and movement the Devils displayed today was . . . .

Dont get it twisted . . .United will spank y'all ARSES on the 3rd of November.

@ 9ja4eva,

8 goals in the last 2 league games without playing DERBY COUNTY(Premiership's Nympho).
United  fans on the pitch still want to see goals but Man Utd is taking it easy.
They keep screaming ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK.

Fletcher and O Shea have been told to slow the pace.
I wouldnt really like Man Utd to bang more goals in . . . Enuff is Enuff.
We came here to see a game not a Valentine's Day Massacre.
Lets see what pans out in Europe in the midweek.

@ 9ja4eva,

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Ryan Giggs scores( It was a deflection though)
Villa fans are leaving the stadium.
They don't want to see Ronaldo come in and score 2 more goals.
Back to life . . . . . .Tevez shoulda been allowed to play the penalty . . . .He has worked hard tonight.
Rooney blew the chance of a hatrick but he can still get it.

Ferguson is wicked.
Why play Ronaldo again?
Against 9 men?
Anyways we need the goals . . . . . . . .
Hot Ronaldo is on the pitch . . . . I expect him to get a brace.

@ 9ja4eva,

Reo-Coker has been sent off.
The gay couldnt handle Anderson.
Anderson kept out-foxing him and playing and feeding the front men with crisp passes.
I don't think Ferguson would unleash the last member of the HOLY TRINITY.
It wont be nice because this our favourite pitch in England

@ Debsoky,

R u watching this game?
Fabregas might learn one or two tricks of passing from ANDERSON.
This is becoming ridiculous now.

Villa's keeper has been sent off again.
The gay took down Tevez while Tevez was trying to dribble him and score.
Is this a Premiership game?

Rooney is poised to take the penalty and score a hatrick.
Will he score?
Wazza blew the chance to score a hatrick.

Ohhhh Maaa Dayyys . . . This is like a practice match.
Rooney just smashed the cross bar again.
I feel for Martin O'Neill . . . His team has been blown apart.
Tevez . . . . . . . .ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, denied again.

@ 9ja4eva,

United were not shaky.
Villa's goal was a clear OFFSIDE.
Luke Moore was running back and his movement intefered wiv Van Der Sar's line of vision.
Robbing STYLES(the Arrow ref) didnt see that and gave the goal . . . .although its irrelevant now.

Anderson has been great but the lad need to work more on his defensive qualities.
Why Ferguson likes to play God sometimes worry me . . . .Our front 6 are all capable of scoring and they all go forward at the same time.
Fletcher and O'Shea should come in now to provide a cover for the back four that has Pique and gay Brown.
Ronaldo can also come in to replace Giggs.

Tevez and Rooney's movement has been sheer class.
I am yet to see such partnership this season.
One touch passes . . .flicks . . ball control . . .stealth . . .pace . . .agility . . . technique is just top draw.
I am sure Assene Wengay would be pissing his pants off now.
The final score should be 6-1.

Carlos Tevez is the player of the season so far. . . . . . . .

What a pass to find Wazza in the midst of 5 defenders and Wazza popped anutha goal to make it 2 goals.
The way Tev and Roo have cut open the Villa defence is the 9th wonder of the world.
This is like anutha Man Utd team . . . .The BLACK Jersey is really giving the Villa boys a scare.


Ferdinand has just scored again.



Its 3-1. Wazza has continued his run of goals this season . . . .

Who is next?
On the evidence of what i have seen today . . . . .Arsenal should go down with the power of TEVEZ.
The Argie has justified his buy even if he continues playing shit fir the rest of the season.
How he kept running around the Villa defence is just so amazing . . . .they couldnt handle the pit bull . . He is god.

Ferguson should now bring on Ronaldo in the 2nd half to slice the throats of these Villa twats.

GOD BLESS ROONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1-1

GAME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Carlos Tevez is the best player in the Premiership.
Incredible balance, excellent inter-play, stealth, agility and vision, raw skills and a good football brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His deft touches today is blowing everyone away.
What a talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This aint looking good.

No Ronaldo and Vidic?
Wats Ferguson thinking of?
No holding midfielder in the team?
Nani-Scholes-Anderson and Giggs?

Anyways, Rooney and Tevez are up to the task.
C'mon boys . . . . .lets pulverise VILLA.

Vieira:
May a well endowed donkey sex-attack you!

May a 400-pound-GORILLA(like the one in the Cadbury Diary Milk commercial beating drums) spray cumshots in your anal cavity.

All hail Vieira's gay partner.
Check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbLr2NEV_7o&mode=related&search= 
This clip was after doing Vieira up his ARSE . . . .
I can now understand why this beast was as HAPPY as LARRY.

@ ritchboy,

U reckon?
It cannot be as bad as Ferlie's spiky GRUNDEL that spreads infections more than a corpse.
Is it true than one of u is a necrophile?

@ Debosky,

Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is why i think u are miles better than most GAYNNERS here.
Wait till they hear the gist and count the number of threads that will generate from that news.
Coming across an astute GAYNNER is more difficult than finding Britney Spears in a turtle-neck!!!!!!!!!
Lets see what pans out with Bolton tomorrow

@ Debosky,

Fabregas and Wenger won the player of the month and manger of the month respectively.
Big deal, innit?
The question here is when was the last time Arsene Wenger won it?

The World's Best Football Manager is SIR ALEX FERGUSON.


The man has never failed at anything he's put his hand at. He was successful as a striker for Rangers, won the European Cup with Aberdeen and has been the most successful United manager in history. He's assembled 3 Championship winning teams and convinced the best players in the world to come and play for us.

He had an eye for talent that told him Giggs would be a 'legend' and decided that a punt on Eric Cantona was definitely worth the risk.
Ferguson took risks on the likes of Beckham, Scholes and Gary Neville as well.
If players like Pele and Maradona can be identified as the best players the world has ever seen, surely Sir Alex is the greatest football manager in living history.

Lemme add this . . . . .Name me any manager that has won MORE titles than Ferguson and i will give anyone $1000.
HE IS A LIVING LEGEND.