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@ Ritchboy,

I am proud of that.
Razorr riding ma cock is a fantasy for many members of this forum.
What about Mr Ferlie riding on ur wrinkled cock?
Me think u need a penis face-lift cos ur tissues and cartilage have exceeded their elastic limit.
Ferlie's poop chute is spiky so one should expect ur choad to need urgent attention.

@ A-40,

Dont envy me.

@ A-40,

England does not SUCK.
Today's generation of players is the best England has ever had.
How can u say players like Gerrard, Rio, Terry and Rooney are crap?
I think the whole problem stems from the fact that they cannot play together plus a shitty goalie.
Team chemistry is lacking but they are better than GREECE that won it in 2004.

@ Wormedup,

Can i buy u a drink?

@ Ritchboy,

Now u are not 50?
Why are u denying the fact u are 50?
Think about it . . . . .not everyone will make it to 50 so beat your chest with PRIDE.
Besides . . . .anything between ages 30-50 can qualify as MID-LIFE CRISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,

Do u know Ritchboy applied for the Big Brother Nigeria schitzo?
That was where i got his DOB from. Nigga is married with 8 kids.
He was dumped after his audition because the nigga's spoken english was so horrible.
Ritchboy is an ANUS . . . .

@ Loyika,

loyika:
Wow!! i am sure, you bring out the Vaseline jar anytime you watch your Tape of that 6-1 game LET IT GO BRO

OK then, lets see what the scoreline will be come Nov 13th

GOONER 89

Stop wanking with your KY Jelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are distracted or else whats with this Nov 13th kizzack.
Its November the 3rd, mate.
Keep your eye on this dicussion and stop nibbling Razorr's thongs.

@ Loyika,

Dont get too excited, mate!
New footie fans like Lordimpaq would like to know how any Wenger's team can be beaten 6-1 by Ferguson's lads.
This match was supposed to be a head to head game in 2001 especially when there was no other major force in the league.
Please explain to Ritchboy, HNIC, and maybe Debosky(he started watching in 2005)

Honestly, i cannot watch your AGM even if its on a free.
Do u guys have a TV station? Where am i supposed to see it on?
I was watching SKYSPORTS NEWS and the AGM clip was shown where Wenger tripped himself and was scampering like a GAMBIAN GUINEA FOWL.
How is that ma fault?
Is it true that Dwight Yorke scored a 1st half hatrick in that 6-1 game?

@ HNIC,

Do u understand the meaning of hypothetical statement.
If Arsenal wins the league is me speaking hypothetically. Just like saying . . . . if Rosenberg wins Champions league . . . . 
Clichy, Fab, Denilson, Bendtner and Walcott are kids?
Do u realise Clichy is OLDER than Wayne Rooney? Can we compare Clichy's ability to Wazza?
Its like me refering Ronaldo, Rooney, Nani, Anderson and Pique as young'uns
How many times have u heard me or any MAN UTD FAN refer to Roo-Ron-Tev as kids like all GAYNNERS are quick to mention their players?

@ Loyika,

All through the league? I don't know how about that.
The old league has changed its name to the PREMIERSHIP.
How many titles have u won since the inception in 1992?
Erm, erm, Can u tell us why u lost 6-1 with Thierry Henry leading your attack?

@ Debosky,

Wenger's wife?
Was she not the woman Rooney phucked up her ass.
Wenger's cock is too flaccid to satisfy that woman
Did u see how Wenger nearly tripped himself after announcing to us the next golden bronze generation would be English players?
How serious should we take your gaffer this time?

@ HNIC,

I forgot to mention O'Shea, Silvestre and Vidic.
The injured players are so many one tends to forget them.

Meanwhile, when did u start watching  the Premiership league?
Wenger will tell u Ferguson started the youth policy long before Wenger's arrival in England.
95/96 season was won by the the youth team of Man United.
Wenger is YET to win the league with his so called youth team . . . .when will your players ever grow?
Toure, Eboue, Lehmann, Adebayor, Hleb, Rosicky, Gallas, Van Persie and Gilberto . . . . is there any young player in this list?
If this crop of players go on to win the league(God forbid it), they will never be regarded as a youth team so shush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop giving me pub gists about Arsenal being a breeding ground for world class players.
Your so-called Fabregas was stolen from Barcelona so tell me something else i don't know.

@ Banderas,

I must presume Arsenal never existed pre-Wenger.
Show us the head to head between Arsenal and Man Utd in the Premiership . . . ,  .i don't want to see Wenger-Ferguson's head to head.
Meanwhile . . . .You can show me the head to head in the titles won.
Ummmmh . . . . .I almost forgot. Who suffered 6-1 in the hands of who in 2001 when both teams clashed?
6 goals to 1? Are we talking about football or cricket?

@ Loyika,

Villa will beat Man Utd? Are u high?
First all, United has picked the highest points after international breaks since 2004.
Saw a chart on SKY that says United has won 15 games and drawn 4 in the last 19 matches after Internationals since 2004.
Chelsea is 2nd and Arsenal is 3rd.
Besides . . . . . . Isn't Villa Park our favourite ground in England?
The last time Villa won Man Utd was in 1995 . . . . . .Please do the math!

P.S. Have u heard about MIGUEL TEVEZ @ Man Utd?

@ Banderas,

Its not selective.
Man United is stronger than Arsenal. Only today's kids dont know better.
During ur UNBEATEN RUN campaign, Arsenal never recorded a victory against Man Utd.
Have u forgotten how SCHOLESY shot u guys down at Villa Park in April 2004?

@ Ritchboi,

I have told u times without number that u are suffering from MID-LIFE CRISIS.

@ Loyika,

How's life in PH?
Why do i have a feeling Diouf will break Fabregas legs tomorrow?

@ Banderas,

If Vidic can put Drogba and Yakubu in his pockets then Adebayor will go the same way.
Man Utd always sleep easy when the issue is Arsenal because we always thrash u guys silly.
Can u tell me why a single victory evaded u in the league between August 2002 and Sep 2006?(4 YEARS)
Come back to me when u get an answer to that.

@ HNIC,

I have addressed this issue in the past. Check the last 4 pages and see the list of the injured players.
Saha, Neville, Van Der Sar, Carrick, Hargreaves, Fletcher, Brown, JS Park and the list goes on and on.
Besides . . . . there are some players a team cannot afford to lose.
Injuries to ONLY Cesc and Van Persie will condemn Arsenal to relegation with ease, forget the other players.

What has spending good money gotta do with this.
Carrick was the only player bought last season and we won the league . . .so what has money gotta do with it?
Did u bovver to check the number of exits versus new arrivals? Smith, Heinze, Rossi, Richardson and Solskjaer.
The bulk of the new players were bought for the future so stop talking like a soccer novice.

The last time u checked, Arsenal was on top and reh reh reh . . . .
Man City and Chelsea said the same thing some few weeks back but where are they now?
Enjoy the position while it lasts because around the corner lies a huge defeat that will bust Arsenal's morales.
United's players were injured but they got back doing 6 victories on the trot without CONCEDING.

@ Ditchboy,

You are such a dolt!
How can Jackal die of blue balls with the avalanche of females seeking ma knickers constantly.
Are u so blind to see or u are just a simpleton?

Who thinks Ritchboi looks like Billy Goat's gruff?

@ Debosky,

Are u sure we won nothing?
We stopped Arsenal's unbeaten run in the most-anticipated Premiership game in English football history.
United went to Highbury and scored a staggering 4 goals to rub shit on Wenger's face.
My dear bruv, theres nothing sweeter than that.
P.S. Arsenal rarely beats Man United when they sit above Man Utd on the league table.


@ Banderas,

I just hope to God your son does not drag u to court for imposing a shitty team like Arsenal on him.
How could u do that? Why not let the lil man decide himself?
U should be ashamed of urself.
Eduardo against Vidic and Rio? Are u shitting me?
Bentdner against Rio? Go and buy a pint of Stella!
P.S. Are u going to the millennium dome to watch the Rugby final?

@ Head Nigga In Charge(HNIC),

U just mentioned 4 players injured this season while Man Utd has 11 players facing the surgeon's knife.
Spot the difference? Where will the creativity come from if u lose Cesc and Van Persie to injury?
We lost Ronaldo and Rooney . . . . . .Chelsea lost Drogba and Lampard so dont even gloat.
Believe it or not, Man United will always be ur nightmares whether u like it or not.
U did double on us last season cos u were not a serious contender for the title. U were in the 17th position when it happened.
Losing to u last season was just like the way we lost to West Ham and maybe Blackburn FC in 2005/06 season.
The stew is different now . . . .My lads know just what to do so keep ya crooked fingers crossed.

@ Debosky,

The FA Cup final u are talking about is the worst football Arsenal FC has played in history.
Man Utd outplayed, outfoxed and out-thunk Arsenal for 120 mins only for u CHEATS to win in the shoot-out.
In OT . . . .U were beaten 2-0, In Highbury u were beaten 4-2.
Our kids also kicked u out in the Carling Cup competition that had Van Persie and Fabregas.
What else do u need to tell u that Man Utd was better than Arsenal in that season.
League standing has nothing to do with it cos Ferguson's eyes were more on Arsenal than the Prem title.

@ tkb417,

Dont break too much sweats on Dayokanu . . . . . .He is a dork!
I have no problem with someone criticising England or the Premiership but please do it with brilliance and not write buncha fuckeries.
The way Dayokanu thinks/reasons makes a retard smarter than him.

Who gives a rat if Tony Kroos plays for Bayern or not?
The fact here is all the top 4 teams in England are better than Bayern Munich.
Nottingham forest have won the European cup before but does that make em better than Chelsea/Arsenal?
Just because Bayern won it many times years ago does not equal em to any of the BIG 4 in England.

@ Vieira,

Dont mind Sage and Dayokanu.
How can anyone say English clubs were crap 5 years ago?
Thats the biggest blunder i have read in recent times. . . . . . . .

I cannot count the number of times Man Utd has beaten Juventus in Turin.
Liverpool beat Barcelona in 2001. Leeds beat AC Milan in the previous season.
I believe the ban in the 80s and the tragedy of the Busby Babes in the 50s is the reason why English clubs are not leading the title charts.
English league has always been a major force in Europe.

@ A-40,

English team are not boring.
They play good footie and they didnt deserve to lose the game against Russia.
If Richards and Gerrard had scored their chances . . . .we wont be here condemning the lads.

They tried their best but i must confess the Chelsea players in the team were woeful.
I cannot remember Joe Cole and Wright Phillips doing anything tangible during the match.
They kept running around like roaches and didnt support the front-men and that was where England lacked the cutting edge.

I cannot blame McLaren for this loss.
He can only make do with the resources he has got in his kitty.
McLaren didnt instruct Gerrard to miss the sitter he squandered.

@ tkb417,

Dont mind these buncha oafs!
Blatter's policy would affect all the major teams in Europe if he succeeds.
Bayern Munich or AC Milan are no exceptions . . . .they would grind to a halt without the aid of foreign players.
Dayokanu is just a Arrow for thinking Bayern would survive.
Even with their foreign players . . . . .they couldnt qualify for UCL.
Without em . . . .they might RELEGATE.

@ HNIC,

Arsenal is back and reh reh reh reh reh . . . . . . . . . . . .

U shoulda seen ur fellow GAYnners party when Rooney broke his metatarsal and Ronaldo's 3-match ban.
The problem with bloggers like u is jumping into conclusion without making adequate research . . . . .why aint i surprised?
Not all GAYNNERS on Nairaland are DUMB but all the DUMB peops on Nairaland are GAYNNERS.
Y'all need some soul searching.

Nigga please, nothing has changed in Arsenal.
In 2004/05 season, they had a better start than this and hauled more goals in their 1st 9 matches only to be shot down by Man Utd.
Arsenal is on top now because of the injury/suspension that Chelsea and Man Utd suffered in the 1st few weeks of the Prem.
Wenger's run of games have been easier too so i am not fazed. Arsenal always start very well save last season so stop this erection.

@ Razorr,

Miguel Tevez is on trial.
I am sure he would be a midget just like his brother.
He could cut it . . . . .he might not cut it as its sometimes difficult for young South Americans to play here.
Merida is being shipped out despite playing being a Spaniard. The dude cannot cope with the English game.
Arsenal bought that prodigious Carlos Vela and they havent used him since . . . heard they are shipping him out soon.
************You love flogging a dead horse.
Check these words: ARSE-ANAL, GAYnner, ARSEne wenGAY . . . which of these words aint linked to HOMOSEXUAL?

Drogba's exit don't mean shit.
It will give Roman the drive to sign a world class striker.
Huntelaar? Etoo? Afonso Alves?
I expect y'all to despatch Boro with ease tomorrow.
Chelsea is on the roll. . . . . .just saw Essien's interview now on ChelseaTV . . . I think y'all guys are HUNGRY to IMPRESS.

@ tkb417,

I had a little break to stock my shelves.
Ma armoury was running short of weapons and i had to do a massive purchase to weed off the vermins on our threads.
Le Chacal is back, fresh and new-improved.
He is angrier, hungrier and will be relentlessly bodacious and tenacious.
Y'all are about to witness the most rawest, most purest and almost flawless form in the coming weeks.
Stay tuned . . . . . .


@ Banderas,

Ummmmmhh . . . . . . . . . How long ago was that?
You are talking about 4 years ago here.
What makes u think that would repeat itself again?

Villa was trounced THRICE last season.
I don't need to tell u Man United has a special luck @ Villa Park.
Its United's favourite ground . . . .the pitch gives us luck than OT.


@ Razorr,

Arsene Wenger is an idiot . . .
He is against foreigners taking over Arsenal because he thinks they would take the soul of ENGLISH FOOTBALL away from the club.
How moronic can a manager be for making such statement? What about the legion of foreigners he parades in his team?
There's no recognised English player in Arsenal FC and they are on top of the EPL. Me thinks its pure fuckery.

The AGM was just there. . . . . . . .
Wenger trying to act like he's bonz and buff but his heavy accent lets him down.
You shoulda seen how he scampered not to fall yesterday . . . .It was so funny.
How i wish he had fallen and broken his freckled nose that makes him look like a FROMOSEXUAL.
Anyways . . . .he would bite the dust very soon. Its about time he faces his litmus test and prove to us he is serious winning the Prem.

@ Razorr,

Bis-Mi-Allah A-Rahman A-Rahim . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Dont invoke the wrath of the Loyikas, Bandits, A-40s ,Deboskys and Ditchbois.
On a serious note . . . . .do u really think Arsenal has the clout to survive the test of today's Premiership?
Its not yet winter and Van Persie's knee has jammed again . . . tsssssk, tssssssk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at it this way . . . . .Arsenal is leading with 2 points with a game in hand but are still 2nd favourites.
If Chelsea was in 3rd position today . . . .Arsenal would be 3rd favourites cos no one is taking them serious even the bookies.
Dont put ur money on em . . . . . .they are GAYnners.

As per November . . . . Arsenal can lose all their matches this month.
They have never had a good November in the last few years and this is when things normally fall apart for em.
Did u see Wenger's fake statue at their AGM meeting last night? The self-servicer reminds me of SMEAGOL.
He also promised the next generation of players coming through are purely ENGLISH . . . .What a Arrow!
Guess what? The plonker tripped himself after making that statement . . . .that should tell u he was LYING.
Anyways . . . . expect the GAYnners to drop form and blame it on the loss of Van Persie.

@ Debosky,

You sound like a female schmuk who got circumcised at the age of 30.
If i call u a Billy Goat's gruff now people will say LE CHACAL is ornery.
Back to footie . . . . . . .
The fact that Barcelona bought Dinho from PSG doesnt necessarily mean Dinho is world class.
Barca bought Maxi Lopez so does it mean Lopez is world class?
You need to stop hallucinating . . . . . . . .GET OFF DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Van Persie is yet to peak at 24? When will he ever peak?
He can never be better than Cristiano or Drogba if he peaks tonight.
The highest goal Van Persie has ever scored in a season is 13 goals and that was LAST SEASON.
Let him just stay in Arsenal where he is one-eyed in the land of the blind.
A club that has Adebayor, Bendtner and Eduardo as strikers . . . .what do u expect.
The lad couldnt even make the 30-man FIFA's list of best players . . . . .tssssk tsssssk.
Get this straight . . . . .Van Persie cannot be better than what he is now . . .so tape it shut!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

Did u say a good season in the EPL is not enough to catapult a player to win WORLD PLAYER OF THE YEAR AWARD?
Honestly, u dont reason objectively. . . . . . .
Why did Ronaldinho win it after one good season in 2003/04.
Remember, in 2002/03 he was an average player at PSG but one good season in Barca made him the best in the world.
Ronaldinho did not win it based on his performances in the previous 2 seasons . . .he won it because he dragged Barca back to limelight.
Your theories to this issue are getting dud cos Dinho's award was judged by one single season.

Almost everyone here knows Kaka didnt do anything SPECTACULAR to win that award.
In lay man's language . . . . .Kaka was shyte last season. Had a good run in a single competition and then what? ZILCH.
Ronaldo and Drogba had an above average performance in all the competitions last season so they deserve more credits than Kaka.
Kaka is better than Ronaldo? Thats ur opinion . . . .cos Kaka possess no visible skills apart from goal sense.
Drogba is more powerful than Kaka . . . a player that scored 33 goals in one season without a single penalty kick is CLASS.
I rate Ronaldo n Drogba better than Kaka AS FAR AS LAST SEASON IS CONCERNED.

P.S. The only thang i knw is . . . .KAKA is better than Adebayor/Van Persie/ Eduardo.

@ Banderas,

I am an ardent fan of the 3 LIONS.
Without any doubt . . . . .Gareth Barry offers something different and i would be gunning for him.
Lampard should be on the bench till England scores 3 or 4 goals.
I saw Barry against Russia and he was outstanding . . . .Its high time we give the lad his credit and play him more often.
Honestly . . . .most of this over-paid stars think the shirt is their birth-right and that shouldn't be.
If Lampard wants his shirt back. . . . . .he has to prove it AND not by his BLUE heritage.

@ Bandit,

I overstand the fact that UCL is rated above local leagues.
Bearing that in mind . . . .UCL shouldnt be the ONLY competition used to judge them.
Ronaldo wasn't that bad in the UCL . . . . .he only had a bad game @ San Siro but his overall performance in the competition was OKAY.
Can we say the same thing about Kaka in Serie A?
He was VERY POOR in Serie A and a below average performance in the world cup.
In all other domestic competitions in Italy . . .Kaka didnt turn up.
Was he even supposed to have participated in that competition after the match-fixing scandal?

@ A-40,

Would u say Fabregas is better than Zidane just because Arsenal were triumphant @ the Bernabeu in 2006?
For Bleep Sakes . . . . . maybe Alan Smith is better than Totti just because Smithy scored against Roma last season.
Why should we base the WORLD FOOTBALLER OF THE YEAR on just one game between Kaka and Ronaldo? Sounds RIDICULOUS.
So we should forget their contributions in the league, FA Cup, league cup and Internationals? Is that what FIFA is all about?
With ur analogy . . . . Rooney is better than Totti. Can u see how ridiculous that is?

You were saying Henry deserved it in 2003/04 . . . .Did Henry win the UCL in that season?
Where was he on the UCL scorer's chart that season? He was nowhere to be found.
Henry even disappointed everyone in Portugal at the EURO 2004 tournament thus blowing his chance.
Ruud conquered scorer's chart of the EPL and UCL in a single season and wasnt even nominated because there were better players OVERALL.
In 2004 . . . . .Ronaldinho and maybe Shevchenko were better than Thierry Henry.

UCL wasnt the only competition the 3 players featured in.
They were all at the world cup and Ronaldo & Drogba had a better performance than Kaka at the world cup.
8 goals return in 31 appearances for Kaka is a disappointment even though u say he is not a striker. Is Ronaldo a striker?
UCL should not be the only competition to judge the WORLD'S BEST . . . all other competitions must be taken into account.
Kaka deserves to win UEFA awards or even European player awards but NOT the World Player of the Year.

@ A-40,

I can see lotta peops are beefing Drogba and Ronaldo because they are GAYNNERS.
Henry should have won it when he went unbeaten and reh reh reh reh. . . . thats baseless!
Why? cos Henry only played well in the league . . .they were bundled out by Ranieri in Europe and EURO 2004 was shit for him.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy was not even nominated when he scored a staggering 44 goals in 2002/03 season.
He clinched the golden boot at the EPL and UEFA champions league in that season. He scored 14 goals in UEFA and that record is yet to be canceled.
Henry should go and sit down . . . . .he didnt deserve it in those seasons u have mentioned because some other players were better.

As per Kaka . . . . .He didnt do ZILCH last season.
Why should u base Kaka's brilliance on 2 matches in UCL? S/final matches where he was rested for league games to keep him FRESH.
Besides that . . . . .he played against a make-shift defence without Neville + Rio + Evra(the trio made the PFA team)
Do u know what Ronaldo could have done to the same make-shift defence if he was playing against em?
Champions league apart . . . . .where else did Kaka show brilliance and stealth. 8 goals in 31 games in Serie A.
18 goals in 48 appearances in all competitions . . . . .It is so APPALING for a striker of his calibre.
Drogba's goal haul in the league ALONE dwarfs Kaka's overall contribution.

Ronaldo & Drogba were better than Kaka because they were more consistent OVERALL.

@ Razorr,

SPOT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Drogba/Henry were English. . . . . . .they could have won it.
Racism is very much alive unless u are extra-ordinary like George Weah.
I think clubs like AC MILAN, REAL MADRID and BARCELONA also have major influences on the award.
Blimey, i cannot work the shiznit in me head how Kaka became the best player in the world JUST LIKE THAT . . . . . . .
FIFA's technical crew must be high on REEFERS to even think he deserves it.
Anyways . . . . .lets keep our fingers crossed.

Lordi . . . .Ohhhhh Lordi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What wont i give to make LORDI a real man and not Missy Elliot's "ONE MINUTE MAN".
I am even running out of plea to save Lordi's black ass.
Dont get me wrong . . . . . i am excited by this offer but remember what i told u about Lordi's MURDEROUS hands.
I don't want no nigga to JET-LI ma ass because i took his girl/friend.
Anyways . . . .ma DESERT EAGLE has got an ill-grip . . . .Lordi will be a dead man if he tries shit.
So i am game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!