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U pathetic loser . . . .
Why are u always on Man Utd's case?
Ferguson made 11 changes from the side that played on Sunday . . . . . .
He decided not to play ROONEY, SAHA and others cos its not Man Utd's priority to win the Carling Cup this season.

Our 2nd team is not good? Yea right.
They defeated Arsenal home and away last season in the youth cup so whats ur stand?
Arsenal is yet to record a victory against the United youth team in the last 3 years so u can suck me cock.
U defeated Newcastle last night . . . .Big deal?
By all standards . . . . U are a bloody DUNDERHEAD.

@ Debosky,

U are an idiot.
Why are y'all having erections on Carling Cup.
Do u really think Ferguson wanted that as one of his titles these season.
The team list should tell u we dont take Carling cup serious.
While Chelsea went to Hull with Essien, Terry, Cole and Pizarro . . . we made 11 changes from the team that played on sunday.
We crashed out of the competition this time last season . . . .and we won THE PREM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will very much like us to CRASH out again this season and do a repeat performance on the Prem.
We dont need Carling . . . .we want the Prem so all y'all cock-sucking bloody twats can go suck me cock with a CONDOM on.

SCOTT SINCLAIR SCORES.

WHAT A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HULL 0-1 CHELSEA.

OKOCHA is punishing Chelsea again.
Is this the same Chelsea?

@ Debosky,

U must have a fixation for ladies undies u Viewer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will i be right to say Arsene WenGAY has infected his followers with his VOYEURISTIC tendencies.
Debo is a DUNDERHEAD . . . . An ASSHELMET who needs to be segregated cos he is an INFECTION SITE.

Le Chacal is UNTOUCHABLE. . . . .
U need all the scumbags in the GAYNNERS club to do shit.
Man United will square dance with y'all in November and thats when the wusses will be seperated from the DIAMOND GEEZERS.
Where's ma DESERT EAGLE . . . . .I wanna put 2 in Debosky's dome!

@ Razorr,

U are a cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did u achieve that?
For bleeps Sake . . . . . I didnt even notice shit.
Anyways, the only award we can give u is to make u a RED DEVIL.
It seems u spend so much time here than the BLUES thread.
What says THOU?

@ Razorr,

Arsenal will be PULVERISED this weekend.
Make no bones about that at all.
Luck is starting to desert em.

PREDICTION: WEST HAM 2-0 ARSENAL.

@ Loyika,

You are wicked.
Why would u say such to a team as vibrant as Chelsea?
Afterall, Man Utd lost to Southend last season and they still won the Premiership.
I wouldn't give a HOOT if we lose to Coventry tonight. Carling cup is a milk cup.

@ Razorr,

These are desperate times.
When Chelsea was lifting the FA cup in May who woulda thunk football fans would be saying this kind of shit about em?
Its funny how things change but don't worry . . . .i am going to be a passive BLUE tonight.
I am supporting all other London clubs(Chelsea, Spurs and West Ham) to do better than Arses this season.
It will start with Arses getting thumped at Upton Park this weekend.

@ Loyika,

Coventry at OT has no chance.
The only way Man Utd would lose is an away game to all those hostile grounds where the fans are the Referee.
Man Utd should coast easily against em. However, u never know with FERGIE . . .He could leave his BIG GUNS OUT.
I like this competition at this stage as it gives newbies like ANDERSON, NANI and DONG a chance to express themselves.
Its not on SKYSPORTS tonight . . . .Those twats are concentrating on Avram Grant(as if we don't know Okocha will punish Chelski)
I hope ma dodgy dish picks Utd's game tonight and assess Dong, and Fabien Brandy.

P.S. Leave that attention-seeker alone.
You can tell he's been schooled about the CHACAL and was invited purposely by some TWATS to cause ruckus.
Dont worry, my DESERT EAGLE still has its ILL-GRIP.

@ Razorr,

Have u got a RESERVE team?
Unless u want to count SHEVCHENKO, JOE COLE, PIZARRO and MALOUDA as your reserve team.
Chelsea needs to resurrect its academy . . . .Roman invested so much in that academy but Jose was never interested.
He wants DAVID VILLA @ 22 million . . . . .DANIEL ALVES @ 27 million  and MICAH RICHARDS @ 18 million.

@ Loyika,

Corporate takeovers are gradual.
Look at how the Glazers took over inch by inch . . .
Eventually, Usmanov will move closer and closer till Gunners become ARSESKI.
Its only a matter of time . . . . . . . . . .

The reporter on TIMES must be a GAYNNER.
Most of em are anyways so i aint surprised he used YOUNG GUNS to describe Arsenal.
A term reporters don't use to qualify Man Utd even when our reserves play football.
Who cares whether they are youngsters or oldies . . . .Where is the trophy to show for it?
Last season, United's youth team still spanked Arses team in the reserves league so what is Wenger on about?

ARSES are GAYNNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

This is going to be the last time i will be replying to any of your LONG sermons again.
Gosh . . . . . whats wrong with u? Keep it short . . . . . 16 lines is ok not 78!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back to our normal footie talk. . . . .

You and I know we LOVE each others club the way snakes hate mongoose.
Do u think i was blind when u were cheering Chelski last week to thrash Man Utd?
Were u not putting your balls on SPURS beating Man Utd at OT? Why are u having erections now when i wanted y'all to lose last night?
Get this into your SKULL today . . . .I HATE GAYNNERS with a PASSION. Y'all SUCK.

Our game is your MATCHDAY 11 and Man Utd's 12th game.
I was thinking it was MATCHDAY 10 all along but it don't matter.
The Hammers are going to give u gays something to think about.
Most of y'all games have been at HOME anyways. . . . . I don't know why foolish FA have allowed this to go on.
Carling Cup, League, UEFA . . . . .all played at HOME. Wenger must be FUCKING peops at SOHO square.

ocho cinco:
What is all this Rubbish.

Hey NINNY,
Was i talking to your gay-ass?
Please speak to me ONLY when u are spoken to.
I don't deal with moronic earthlings like u . . . . .

You are a small fish in a large body of water and u will get swallowed if u swim with the SHARKS.
If u are so idle . . . .go and play a little'bit with your DICK-HEAD.
That should give u some early morning pleasurez.
Buncha tweeks!

@ tkb417,

U never know with Ferguson.
I guess u would see the likes of Pique, Anderson, Rooney, Saha, Hargreaves, Dong, Nani, Campbell and Brandy.
Ferguson wants ROONEY and SAHA to feature to BOOST their match fitness.

@ Debosky,

You are just a bloody OAF.
In short, You have to be the biggest WUSS on this forum spillin your guts like chicken cordon bleu and spewing FUCKERIES.
I wasn't talking about the team that played last night . . . i was FUCKing talking about the way GAYNNERS always refer to your team as being too young.
Rooney is 21, Ronaldo is 22 and Tev is 23 . . . . . . . . Van Persie is 24, Eduardo is 24 and Adebayor is 30 23.
You will never hear a United fan saying our young boys just won against Roma or just beat Chelsea . . . GAYNNERS have problem all over the world.

Stupid wankers, they are always on the defensive to give u excuses.
Beat Arsenal and the excuse is . . . . OUR TEAM IS VERY YOUNG.   If they WIN . . . .Our YOUNG LADS have done it AGAIN.
I think Debosky is just a wanking TITTY-HUGGER who not only SUFFERS from ASTIMAGTISM but has a DOWN'S SYNDROME.
Is this the reason why this PANSY talks incoherently?? You need to see a HERBALIST.
In conclusion, i think DEBOSKY is a weak incompetent meandering DOUCHE-BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Davidylan,

When was the last time Arsenal beat Chelsea in any match?
Even on PS3 . . . . Chelsea will always whup Arsenal so tape it shut on 50 million pound strike force.
The last time i checked, NANI + ANDERSON + HARGREAVES did not kick a ball on SUNDAY.
You candy-ass.

@ Lordimpaq,

Congratulation to the baby GAYNNERS for winning a half-strength NEWCASTLE team.
Bloody twats . . . . You guys are shameless and buncha puss.
A game is a game . . . .I don't want to hear our young lads did this and did that . . . .
Any team Arsene WenGAY rolls is still an ARSENAL side through and through so stop making excuses.
Arsenal side is young is what i have been hearing since 2004 . . . .It seems all your players are stagnant and they never grow up.

Meanwhile, do u now dream about me?
Why would a papi like u wake up and post comments about me as early as 6am in the morning?
Its either your MISSUS is having her time of the month or u are just a FUCKING HOMO.
I am not available for that fanatsy of urs . . . ARSENE WENGAY/DEBOSKY/DAVIDYLAN should help u with their gay-ASSES.
Stop acting like a CRETIN . . . .Grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!

ocho cinco:
Are you going to depend on the Scousers
because you do not have any confidence in United
getting the job done

Man Utd will CHEW Arsenal up.
We dont need Liverpool to spank y'all plonkers to beat u at the Emirates.
United is capable of smacking y'all pillocks and i cant wait . . . .
We got ROONEY, RONALDO, TEVEZ and SAHA . . . . . .
Be WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Lordimpaq,

You are a CUNT!!!!!!!!!!
Ooops . . . U are a wrinkled CUNT!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

Are u mentally-handicapped?
What are u ON about? I was reading ur comments and i saw where u said u trounced Liverpool in January.
Have u forgotten the day Crouch scored a HATRICK against a full-strength ARSENAL team?
Hatrick? Rafa Benitez's men is yet to score a goal against Man Utd in the Premiership in 3 seasons.
Anytime u asstards refer GAYNNERS as a youth team, it makes me laugh. . . . I have been hearing that for 3 seasons now.
When will ur players ever grow up? Toure, Gallas, Lehmann, Gilberto, Rosicky, Adebayor, Hleb . . . .These lots must be teenagers, innit?
Bloody hypocrites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,

U are still asking an obvious question . . . . . .
Arsenal will definitely stutter . . . . ITS BEEN WRITTEN.
Do u really expect Arsenal to beat this Liverpool side i saw today? I dont think so at all!!!!!!!!!!!
TORRES will tear em apart. . . . . . . .

Arsenal just SCORED again.

Denilson scored with his scrawny right foot.
They left it late but it was against an injury-ravaged Newcastle.

@ Razorr,

GAYnners should lose tonight.
They have been FLAT despite playing at home.
The performance has been shitty. . . . . . .Arsene is now poking his nose and bringing his African mercenaries to salvage the situation.
Where is it going to go? I don't know.
All i can say is Wenger is looking like a SODOMITE!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Why would Mourinho call WENGER a Viewer?
I think that statement needs to be investigated.

FOR bleeps SAKE . . . . Arsenal SCORES.

TORRES SCORES AGAIN . . . . . . GETS HIS 1ST HATRICK FOR LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHHHHHHHHHH MAAAAAAAAAAA GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

FERNANDO TORRES SCORES AGAIN.

Without a shadow of doubt, Torres is the TOP DOG.
What a goal . . . . .what a balance . . . . what a technique . . . .what a PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

TORRES will score more than 20 games if he plays 34 games in the league.
What are u talking about?
If Fernando Torres was at Arsenal then the song will be different.
Bloody Twats Gaynners.

How i wish u plonkers lose tonight.
Maybe this is where the diminishing returns set in.
Obafemi Martins should break ur hearts tonight.
He seems to be edging nearer to score than the 1st half. . . . . .

GOSH . . . . .Reading equalised again.

@ Lordi,

We cannot play today . . . . . . .  . . . . .
Fucking Hell . . . .Man Utd and Chelsea played LATE on sunday so our games are tomorrow.
Besides, we don't play on the day smaller clubs play.

FERNANDO TORRES is the best centre-forward in the Premier League.
What was Ferguson thinking?
I just love the way this guy holds up play and his goal scoring instinctz.
He is TOP DOG

@ Debosky,

Belly of Mordor? Bleep that . . . . .
SMEAGOL made LORDS OF THE RING tick.
U can call him THE ACE OF THAT MOVIE.

Oooops . . . . . . Benyaoun just scored a goal for Liverpool . . ITS THE GOAL OF THE SEASON.

@ Debosky,

U have goofed.
SMEAGOL's EYES are the best . . . . . . .
He led the ELFS to MORDOR . . . . .He is the only creature that knows the way to MOUNT DOOM.
Just like CHACAL is the only one that knows where the title will land . . . . . .
Lets face it . . . .U are a lamer!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

Not so fasssssst.
As a matter of fact, I am checking Arsenal's fixtures.
It seems i will have to move it to MATCHDAY 11.
I thunk we was playing u at the Emirates on MATCHDAY 10 . . . .I just realised its the 11TH.
Until then keep blabbing away like A DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

C'mon . . . .Figure that out.
Its a typo . . . .I was meant to write DUST.
If ur mind is not dirty and rotten . . . . .Why should it travel to bust?
U need deliverance . . . . .Is this how randy u can get?
Stop acting like a Billy-goat on HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

You Are A Clown. . . . . . . . .
I am sure u musta developed BLUEBALLS now with ur constant erections for CHACAL.
Man Utd will make y'all bite the bust by MATCHDAY 10 . . . . . .

@ Lordi,

We will fight o.
Whats wrong witcha?

@ Razorr,

Dont make me bash ur CHESTICLES with ma SLEDGE HAMMER.
Ohhhhh . . . .Lordi will miss it more than u do and i gotta respect SIR LORDI(His Royal Knighthood).
Whats wrong with Justkunmi changing the title of our thread.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND.

@ I-man,

I heard about the 4 yr-old lad that was stabbed.
North London is the worst place now.
All em Tottenham lads are fast taking over from Peckham boys.

Single Parenting is one, no doubt.
What is this society turning into?
I am relocating to Dubai.

@ tkb417,

Just quit the whole shebang.
If u stop, he would stop.
Dont let ADMIN lock this thread . . . . .
Some wankstas will be happy with that.

@ I-man,

Dang it . . . . . . This is MEDINA.
Meanwhile so MARY J has been re-classified and niggaz can now weed for free?
How much weights can a nigga carry then?
No wonder we have more violent muthafuckers on the streets these days.
Cant raise me kids in this country . . . .I must take em to Dubai or  . . . . .Japan.

@ Lordi,

You are hereby discharged and acquitted.
Meanwhile . . . .who is the Prophet of this thread?
Dont join the bad eggs that dont make quality omelettes.

@ Lordimpaq,

Sorry to disappoint u on sunday.
I am sure u were gutted when United got anutha 3 points at OT to move closer to the wanking GAYNNERS.
Dont worry . . . . West Ham would nick points off y'all again this weekend. They always do.

You are not cut for what?
Now u are trying to act like a saint after Razorr cut ur hair like DELILAH did SAMSON.
Uncle Lordi . . . . GUILTY or NOT GUILTY?

@ tkb417,

Its enough.
We are trying to squash this beef.
Its uncalled for.

@ Loyika,

I swear, i meant it when i said HE SHOULD SHEATH HIS SWORD.
Le Chacal is a peace-maker especially when the cause of the beef is as useless as trying to know what BALONEY really means.
Ummmh . . . . . . . . . . Are u clear on this now?

@ I-man,

Leave Loyika and Mourinho alone and stop taking MARY J.
I cannot stand Jose Mourinho . . . .He is too dodgy and his negative tactics will make United fans hate his gutz.
Meanwhile, what is Gordon Brown's stand on MARY J now . . . . Is MARY J now a CLASS B DRUG or CLASS C?
Please fill me in . . . . .

@ I-man,

I am pretty confident Arsenal will vacate the top spot on their MATCHDAY 10.
They face Liverpool at Anfield and will face Man Utd at the Emirates.
Ma ELFish eyes say they will drop 6 points during that period. . . . . .
Lets wait and see.

@ Lordi,

Dont get EXCITED over Razorr's comments.
We were all here when u were drooling over her CHESTICLES some few months back.
Dont lemme dig up that thread . . . . . .

@ Loyika,

What have i done again?
My name keeps flying around. . . . .Chacal, put your dog on a leash.
For Bleep's Sake . . . . . . . . .You guys are fighting over nuthing.
Who woulda thunk the word BALONEY would make 2 grown soccer buffs fight on Man Utd thread.

@ tkb417,

Why are u doing this now?
Even after begging u to sheath your sword . . . . .I am kind of disappointed.
After telling me u will chill till MATCHDAY 10 . . . . . . .I am sorry to say u have been placed under MOUSE ARREST or pay a fine of 1000 pounds.

@ I-man,

What are u on about?
United wont top the league after Arsenal falls at Anfield and Emirates when they meet us?
Where does your loyalty lie or are u smoking shroomz again?

@ J-K,

Are u on YIM?
We need to talk privately, son.

Razorr:
Please ask Loyika o. Buncha razz noise makers.

Very soon they'ld say Adebayor is better than Drogba and Kaka combined.

You are funny. There's a thread on that already.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-81237.0.html

GAYnners are the scums and grimes of the football world.
That is why u will see Arsene Wenger trying to punch Alan Pardew.
Very unprofessional plus he is GAY/Viewer.
He chased HENRY away with his gayish attitude . . . .