₦airaland Forum

@ medube,

Its NOT you . . . . . .Its REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy Keane is really giving the GAYNNERS a tough time.
I just hope he can score a late goal to shut the GAYNNERS up for good.

whitelexi:
Hehehehe, don't worry, its going to be dramatic but also empatic in the end

U better start praying Sunderland does not sneak a WIN.
They are very good at snatching goals in em dying moments.

Man Utd cannot reh reh reh reh . . . .How strong was the Man Utd team that faced Sunderland?
Besides . . . . . . .How many goals did Man Utd concede against Sunderland.
Y'all guys are in trouble.

Flamini should have been sent off with that tackle . . . It seems every Ref in the country is now scared of the Viewer!!!!!!!!!
Roy Keane . . . . .Pls make ma day. Beat these faggotz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr Ferlie,

Nice try.
First all, let it be known i am more educated than the most educated GORILLA in your PEDIGREE.
Blimey!!!!!!!!!!!    You have changed your line of work now . . . . .You are now a CURSING witch-doctor.
That must definitely be the language of your FOSTER parents.  What a horrible way of raising a child with no FATHER FIGURE.
How many times have they said u would not live to see a sunday on a saturday night?
What i do for a living is not your business but it can lift your family out of their poverty bracket.
Tell u what . . . . what y'all EAT don't make me SHIT.

Illegal immigrant?
Oh Me Gosh . . . . .Internet has really exposed this roach.
Can a citizen of a country be an immigrant? You are just an uneducated bastard.
Get your facts right before dragging your last name in the mud . . . Ya father would be ashamed at your weak comments.
You are so dumb u don't even know what time is it . . . . . . .
Tell us how many litres of SEMEN u gulped before coming here tonight.
Fucking IRRITANT!

@ Prisccy,

Not only toddlers o.
Embryos now have the gall to say shit about me.
Its a crazy world out there.
Cant wait to have Hucarson back.
He handles all these earthlings for me.
Anyways . . . .December is few months away.

U didnt answer ma question.
Who is topping the league table erm, erm, tonight?
Never mind tomorrow.

@ Prisccy,

Honestly, its NOSTALGIC.
Skintite used to be ma foe way back.
She loved taunting me time after time . . . . .I miss the chic.
U still hear from her?

@ Prisccy,

So its u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cant believe me eyes.
Where the heck did u disappear too?
Lemme make an educated guess . . . . . .MATERNITY LEAVE?
Glad to have u back . . . . .
Hucar is still studying in America . . . .He should be back by December.

Anyways, where's Skintite and Bagoma.
I have missed y'all ladies.
You gave the Gunners thread some hues of shine back in em days . . . .Its so different now.
There are more pillocks than intellects these days and everything is just fuckery.
Meanwhile . . . . . .Who's on top of the Premiership?

@ Prisccy,

Is this the same Priscilla or am i seeing double?
Tell me u are the same gooner chic that gave me hard-time last season.
I am expecting ur reply.

@ A-40,

Where have u been, homie?
How did u see United's performance?

Erm, erm, Is Rooney still better than Tevez?

Islander:
Naaa Boss I am speaking a combination of Nairalingo with a bit of Island spice,

Nairalingo? Now thats a FIRST.
I am willing to learn that . . . . . . .No knowledge is LOST.
Can u translate this in ur lingo? . . . . . .JACKAL IS IN A FIGHT MODE AND READY TO KILL SOME NAIRALAND VERMINS.

@ J-K,

Its better we are having em now.
What difference has it really made?
The other BIG 3 didnt make the MOST OF IT when United was STRUGGLING.
11 quality players are CROCKED and we are on TOP of the TABLE.
Pundits are saying United are not on their TOP GEAR . . . . .Imagine what will happen when we hit high speed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Premiership is about the WITNESS the power of the HOLY TRINITY.
I can't wait . . . . . .

P.S. Lets pray the GAYNNERS lose tomorrow.

@ Islander,

What are u ON about?
If u are that AROUSED . . . . . Ann Summers sell the best RAMPANT RABBITS.
Summon who up?
Is you talking GREEK, SPANISH or HINDU?

<sub>Le Chacal walks in. . . . . .reaches for his 2 DESERT EAGLES. . . . .Counting his hollow-tips carefully.
Waiting for the VERMINS to assemble before unleashing.
Is this another VALENTINE'S NAIRALAND'S DAY MASSACRE?

Hmmmmm . . . . .It could just be the day of the JACKAL.</sub>

I am waiting IMPATIENTLY . . . . . . . .

@ J-K,

Sometimes, FATE plays an interesting hand.
Just 10 days ago . . . .some Nairaland soccer pundits wrote ANDERSON, NANI and PIQUE off.
They forget these players need time to gel with one anutha . . . .Compare Tevez's performance today with the match against Man City?
He is arguably United's best player in the last 4 matches . . . . His work-rate is just out of this world.
There will be 2 weeks break and i am sure all injured parties should be back by then.
Lets enjoy this pole position before the GAYNNERS play tomorrow.

@ Razorr,

Why aint i surprised by these buncha DOLTS.
Honestly, its like having an argument with the association of MENTAL HANDICAPS.
You just have to live with this as its one of the few downsides of the INTERNET.
For instance . . . .where would somebody like me meet a LOSER like SOMZE or any of his filthy DISCIPLES?
Somze will pass perfectly as a tramp to me in Lagos . . . . Someone u will just toss a pound coin to go find something to eat.
Internet has made it a fair playing ground where intellects and the douchebags can share views and opinions.

Dont sweat the techniques.
I don't give a Bleep about what these abasiophilliacs say about me . . . . . .
Worse things were said about Jesus Christ so who are we mortals to complain about what some buncha CRETINS gossip about.
Honestly, only a Mysophile like Somze would find himself amongst those scumbags and happy about it.
Anyways, just keep doing what u are doing . . . . what few dorks say negatively about u shouldnt be shaking your foundations.
Their whole posse is just few steps away from getting battered by the CHACAL . . . Its about TIME i shit on em.

@ Manu4laif,

Very brilliant and incisive analysis . . . . .
Some of our players can sometimes be selfish and i think Ronaldo was most GUILTY of trying to be a SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!
I can understand ANDERSON, NANI and SIMPSON trying to be a HERO but Ronaldo of all peops should know better.
Anyways . . . . .How do we curb this injury CURSE on Man Utd?
Van Der Sar, Neville, Brown, O'Shea, Vidic, Silvestre, Park, Hargreaves, Carrick and Fletcher are all out INJURED.
The players injured can def'ly win the Prem if they play in anutha TEAM.


Anderson was a relevation today. He had a boring 1st half but became IMPERIOUS at the start of 2nd half.
Making calculated tackles and supplying sublime passes to the forward men.
His telegraphic pass to Tevez's 1st goal was top-notch and i believe he is ready to play at the Prem stage from today's evidence.
Carlos Tevez has proven his critics wrong . . . .Intelligent passes, high work-rate and classical one-two touches . . .What a player?
Anutha Barclays Man Of The Match in the ARGENTINE'S kitty. 
If we continue in this vein we would WIN the Premiership. I just hope our big players can come back in time.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

SAHA is injured for the first time in his footboll career!
Sell him now for God sake! Its ridiculous to pay him a lot of money for doing nothing.
How can a player get injured lacing his boots all the time? Is he made of glass?
Honestly, SAHA is a waste of space . . . .What would have happened if we didnt buy TEVEZ this season?
I think we should loan SAHA to Wigan and take Emile Heskey or sign BALA EZEKIEL/CHRISANTUS.

nateevs:
@Jackal

Aw far now? @ve been away? Aw come u guys can't score again?

CAN we score goals now?
Lemme hear that again . . . . . . UNITED IS BACK.

I told those KNUCKLE-HEADS United would rule the roost by MATCHDAY 10.
Never knew it would be this quick but check the league table again . . . .MAN UTD is on TOP.
People would be QUICK to say Arsenal has 2 games in HAND but they have to WIN em first.
Ma predictions have come through.

Carlos Tevez is the best player in the Premiership.
His work-rate, stealth, balance and determination is top draw.
Who said Tev and Roon cannot play together? Y'all are going to be blown apart this season with the HOLY TRINITY!!!!!!!!!
Rooney + Ronaldo + Tevez is the HOLY TRINITY so lock y'all doors and close y'all windows.

6 Premier league WINS without CONCEDING?
Crisis? What crisis?
This is the best u can get anywhere in the world with creative and intelligent players like ANDERSON and SCHOLES.
Ronaldo ran em ragged and banged 2 goals . . . .Wazza should have bagged a hatrick if Ronaldo and Simpson werent a tad selfish.
Ferdinand and Pique were solid as ever and the whole team display in the 2nd half was just impressive.
WAZZA, RONALDO, TEVEZ . . . . . . WHERE YA GUNS AT?

Can u kindly take ur VANITY back to ur thread?
We dont tolerate joblessness here @ MAN UTD.
Buncha TWATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAKA has been named FIFPro World Player Of The Year.

Here is the WORLD XI


                                            Buffon


  Nesta                Cannavaro            TERRY                 Puyol


                 RONALDO               Kaka                  GERRARD


                 Messi                     DROGBA              Ronaldinho.

Razorr:
Hahahahahahaha Come on. . . . PS3 in jail? Now that's more like it. That place would suit Loyika better. At least he can shag Gordon Brown's wives and all his girlfriends with that his itchy willy and still get to live a good life - in jail.

Now . . . .thats where the buck stops.
Men dont shove their itchy willys anywhere cos the willy kills a nigga quickly than a gun.
Loyika might get castrated(chemically) if a new bill concerning sex offender is passed by the House of Commons this year.
It means Loyika will not be able to GET IT UP again forever . . . . .

Secondly, his name wld be listed on the SEX OFFENDERS REGISTER permanently.
It simply means Loyika will never work in any organisation that has women as employees.
He would be considered a danger/threat to women in the community/society.
Isn't that double jeopardy? No SEX . . . No JOB.

Razorr:
Hahahahaha

Jackal, you don't w'anna be in a Naija prison.
Niggas there are made to defecate and pee in a bowl which stays in their cells all day. And I hear the wardens serve barbecued rats to the inmates as meat.
Also, the inmates are given just one outfit throughout their time there and they shower once in two weeks.
And to make matters worse, all the male wardens are usually gays.

Honestly, I just can't picture Loyika in a naija jail. He's too much of the 'aje butter' type to last there. He'ld kill himself.

The bleeping self-servicer!!!

Ohhhhh Maaaaaaa DAYZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Loyika should better Bleep OFF back to England before the long arms of Tinubu catch his greasy ass.
Blimey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It means the LAGS here are in PARADISE and they still complain.
They EAT 3 square meals which includes CHICKEN, FRESH MILK, BREAD, EXOTIC FRUITS and even ICE CREAM.

Prisoners are given 7 Jumpers and Long Johns with socks, boxers and toileteries(soaps, toothpaste and deodorants) every week.
They even have access to industrial washing machine that washes for em every week.
Theres a TV in each cell of 2 prisoners and these guys watch 50 digital channels plus a DVD channel.
Gyms . . . . .workshops . . . .computer education and an astroturf pitch where Prisoners play football thrice a week.
In short . . . . .apart from the FREEDOM . . . . .Prison life in this country is better than Gambia.

Loyika . . . . . PLS COME BACK TO UR ROOTS(ENGLAND).
At least the Queen will make sure ur ass dont get extradited back to Nig if Tinubu's forces nab u here.
The Home Secretary will fight ur case with their last drop of BLOOD.

@ Razorr,

So Loyika is a bloody fugitive?
I rest ma case . . . . no wonder he crawls back into his shell every evening like a lizard.
Active in the day . . .Passive at night like a COLD BLOODED ANIMAL.
I just hope his willy wont send him to Prison.

P.S. . . . . . .What does a proper Nigerian Prison look like?
Over here . . .Prisoners play pool, billiards, ping-pong and PS2/3.
Lags even watch DVDs . . . . Is it the same thang over there?

@ Razorr,

Martin Jol wont go to Ajax. England is sweeter than Holland as far as money is concerned.
Henk Ten Cate would be a wonderful addition for y'all guys because he's a proven coach.
When he left Barcelona . . . . .they became flat thus having a barren campaign last season.
He might also become the manager soon as Avram Grant has to get his coaching badge or get booted in January.
Man Utd is seriously AGAINST Grant concerning the coaching badge so Mr. Cate's arrival should be welcome by y'all BLUES.


Meanwhile . . . . . .Do u hate Loyika this much?
Loyika sleeping with Azeezat and Tolo-Tolo? He will be better off taking CYANIDE.
I swear . . . . .his COCK will shrink and wrinkle.
Picture Loyika jerking off with gasoline mixed with anti-freeze. That will be a close description of what will happen to him.
The amount of Virus and Bacteria those whores pack in their tampon-socket can fight any biological warfare at GLOBAL LEVEL.
Anyways, i trust Loyika(Ijaw Boy) to be loaded with jazz and science to banish any pussy infection.
In all honesty . . . .I will miss Loyika if he dies . . . .I wont go to his funeral but i will pour him a liquor.

@ Loyika,

I was talking about Ben Foster.
Ben Foster is Man Utd's goalie who was on loan to Watford last season.
He is shades better than Almunia or Fabianski.
Dan Foster? Ogogo? Are u high on acids?

@ J-K.

Fletcher/Carrick/Hargreaves/Owen should be back after Wigan's game.
Theres going to be a 2-week international break after this weekend so theres no collateral damage to the team as such.
Anderson-Giggs-O'Shea can deputise for Carrick in the midfield . . . . . . .

Rooney-Tevez-Ronaldo can work if the midfielders are quick enough to supply crisp passes.
Scholes lie too deep in the midfield and he has stopped making those box to box runs.
Nani is inconsistent. . . . . .if he can maintain the display against Roma. . . . . .he can be greater than Ronaldo.
Anyways . . . .Wigan should bite the dust @ lunch time on Saturday.

@ Razorr,

Believe it or not . . . . .It was JOE COLE.
The through-ball was a class-act . . .It has not been seen in this competiton for many years.
Joe hit a low pass(50 yards) with the outside of his boot and took the last defender out of the game curling into the path of Drogba.
I dont support CHELSEA but in all honesty . . . .that goal got me off ma seat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where did that come from? Without any doubt . . . .its the PASS OF THE SEASON.

@ medube,

I dont need to wait . . . . .
With the evidence of what i saw in the 2nd half . . . . Chelsea is back to their winning ways.
Joe Cole's pass of the season to Drogba is the best piece of football skill i have seen this 2007/08 season.
A pass that evaded 4 Valencia defenders and traveled 50 yards to reach Drogba was AWESOME.
Such was the precision of the pass, Drogba did not have to break stride and his finish was subliminal.
In short . . . . .CHELSEA IS BACK.

Michael Carrick suffers a fractured RIGHT ELBOW and will be out for 6 WEEKS.
For bleeps Sake . . . . . What are these players made of?
Scholes is the only recognised midfielder and that is a shame.

List of absentees . . . .

Van Der Sar(TOE)

Fletcher(LEG)

Hargreaves(KNEE)

JS Park(KNEE)

Foster(KNEE)

Silvestre(KNEE)

@ medube,

Why r u flogging a dead horse?
Arses know they are now in trouble . . . . . . Yesterday's match is where the REVIVAL starts for Chelsea.
GAYNNERS will never appreciate someone else's good work and they spew more balderdash than sense.
Only few of them admitted their game on tuesday was a wash-out . . . . .Loyika confessed to me he fell asleep watching Arsenal.
Who could have fallen asleep watching Chelsea last night? The match had everything . . . . . . .

I just hope Chelsea can continue from here.
This is no ROCKET SCIENCE . . . . U have missed big players in Carvalho, Drogba and Lampard.
It will be a laugh if y'all can haul ur sorry asses and finish above Arsenal in May.
I will laugh my head off if that happens especially the way some moronic GAYNNERS have acted in the last few weeks.
Chelsea . . . .  . . . . .CHASE THE GAYNNERS back to their 4th place.

@ ritchboi,

Coming back from a goal down to WIN or DRAW a match exudes CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
What made MAN UTD great in the late 90s was the way they always seem to snatch VICTORY from the JAWS of DEFEAT.
Chelsea FC showed DRIVE and HUNGER tonight and that should be commended.
Many teams have crashed at Valencia so that was a mean feat by all standards.
Can u compare CHELSEA'S performance tonight with Arsenal's performance against a lowly-rated Bucharest?
Lets try and be objective . . . . .It was an away match against a very brilliant side.
They deserved the 3 points and they should be given their credits.

Dida was a Arrow for diving in that manner.
He would wake up tomorrow and realise what a pussy he had been falling like he was pole-axed.
A crazy fan ran on to the pitch and just tapped Dida's cheek . . . he ran after him and just fell down like he was shot down.
Fucking Hell . . . . .Dida made Drogba, Eboue, Robben and Pires look like amateur divers.
Its DIS-GUST-TING.

@ ritchboi,

Why do u like spewing balderdash?
I am sure u watched the match on your cellfone as someone suggested because Chelsea worked their socks off.
This victory was even better than the one they did against the same Valencia last season.
Considering the circumstances . . . . CHELSEA deserved the 3 points tonight.

Did u see Joe Cole's SUBLIME PASS to Drogba? That PASS was PRICELESS!!!!!!!
Its even more beautiful because it was a wasteful JOE COLE that crafted such telegraphic pass.
Defence to Attack . . . . . . ONE PASS.
C'mon . . . . .Give Chelsea its dues . . . . .They were on top tonight.

@ Medube,

That was a CHAMPAGNE performance.
Good spirit . . . .Sublime passes and a gritty defence.
This had to be Chelsea's best performance this season.
I dont care what anyone says here . . . . . . Grant has just proven himself that he can steer Chelsea back to GLORY.
Jose Mourinho couldnt have DONE BETTER.

@ Cabali,

GOOD WIN.
GOOD SHOW OF CHARACTER.
GOOD SPIRIT.

This match should now spur u ON to challenge the Premiership title.
Avram Grant picked a determined set of players and they fought for 90 mins.
Good goal by DROGBA . . . . . . . . What a pass from Joe Cole!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the best Chelsea performance this season . . . . .Mourinho couldnt have done better.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS FUCKING IMPRESSED.