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@ I-man,

They are all buncha TWATS.
Some of em are criticising the list because it had Ferdinand and David Beckham.
Blimey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Ferdinand won the Premiership and made the all important PFA TEAM of the season.

David Beckham also helped his team win the LA LIGA.
What did Fabregas help his country/club win in 2006-07? They came 4th in the Premiership and crashed out early in the UEFA . . . .
Why would any plonker expect him to make this list?

@ 9ja4eva,

NANI was on the bench!
Blame Ferguson for the lack-lustre performance. Trying to make Giggsy break the United's appearance record.
He should know Giggs had no business in the starting XI yesterday. Tevez/Nani could have played in his position.
Ryan did not complete a successful pass for over 70 minutes . . . . . He needs to rediscover his form or retire.

I cant wait for JS Park and Gary Neville to get back.
United is still not in the full throttle yet.
The HOLY TRINITY is starting to gel but GIGGSY is clogging the wheels of success.
I just hope he gets crocked for 3-5 weeks to allow the newbies have feel of the English game.
NANI should be used more often . . . He has got the potentials.

Look at all these HATERZ.
The list is shit now because no ARSENAL player is on the 55-man list.
Why don't y'all realise ARSENAL players aint good enough at the world stage.
The only dude good enough at Arsenal has moved to Barcelona . . . . . . . . . .
Dont worry . . . . .Fabregas and Adebayor should make it next year.

Tomasz should fill in for Van Der Sar on tuesday.
United's defence is very solid and i think the Vidic/Rio combination is the best in the league as we speak.
Man United's greatest problem is Ryan Giggs and inconsistent Wes Brown.

The HOLY TRINITY of Rooney, Ronaldo and Tevez is yet to hit full gear but it should do soon.
Carlos Tevez aka APACHE is one of the best signings Ferguson has notched since Van Nistelrooy.
He looks so sharp and his reverse pass to SCHOLESY today was AUDACIOUS.
Paul got there but was hacked down and self-servicer STEVE BENNETT refused to give a penalty.

Anywayz . . . . . .United is GRINDING out results and keeping clean sheets.
Someone is bound to suffer this goal drought sooner than later.
I hope its the GOONERS when we square dance at the Emirates.
How sweet would that be?
Rooney + Ronaldo + Tevez . . . . . .WHERE YA GUNS @?

GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anutha 1-0 VICTORY.

Cristiano Ronaldo broke the hearts of a very determined Birmingham side.
What a display by Steve Bruce's team . . . . .they would feel hard done by because they had their moments but United wont just CONCEDE.
My MAN OF THE MATCH has to be Carlos Tevez . . . . . . He is indeed a LION.

Ryan Giggs should not wear a RED SHIRT again until he can do something about his form.
He didn't put a single pass right for the whole time he was on the pitch.
Ferguson must be a Arrow for starting GIGGSY everytime when its obvious the WELSH WIZARD is fast losing his pace.
Carlos Tevez can play in that position while Rooney and Saha can play upfront.
Ferguson is so determined to let GIGGSY break BOBBY CHARLTON's premiership appearances but not at the expense of the team!!!!!!!!!!!

A very cracking display by United lads . . . . . . 
This side wont just CONCEDE goals and United's defence has to be the MEANEST in Europe.
self-servicer Steve Bennet denied United a clear penalty shout in the 1st half when SCHOLESY was brought down.
Its a shame how these REFS keep cheating and making things difficult for the RED DEVILS.
Anyways, we shall keep chasing the GAYNNERS till they give up the pole position.

UP UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BIRMINGHAM 0-1 MAN UTD.

MAN UTD TEAM TO PLAY BIRMINGHAM


VAN DER SAR

BROWN

FERDINAND

EVRA

RONALDO

CARRICK

SCHOLES

GIGGS

TEVEZ

ROONEY

RESERVES: KUSCZACK, PIQUE, ANDERSON SAHA, NANI.

@ akinalabi,

Chelsea cannot WIN the Premiership again but they could come 2nd.
Things are horribly wrong for em and i dunno what i can call it.
Drogba's return was supposed to HELP the misfiring Kalou and Sheva but the plonker got a RED CARD on his return.
They are now 10 points behind Arsenal(If Arsenal wins their game in hand) . . . . .Thats a bit RIDICULOUS.
I am not even worried about the position on the league table . . . .I am worried they have not scored in the last 4 Premier League games.

Where's AKOLAWOLE?  

Its finished here.

West Ham 0-1 Arsenal.

It seems u are far behind . . . .

Adebayor is a Arrow.
Wenger should get Benjani . . . . . . . .
Its ridiculous at the SOUTHCOAST.

PORTSMOUTH 7-4 READING.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS NOW.

POMPEY 7-3 READING FC.

@ Debosky,

Did u see Marin's goal today against Man City?
He made Micah Richards looked like a nursery school defender . . . . .
Although they lost . . . .but Martin's goal was top draw.

@ I-man,

Adebayor is a waste of space.
I have given up on him FINALLY.
He has to be the most useless African striker in this league.

Anutha RED CARD for DROGBA. . . . . . .  .

This is just TOUGH LUCK.
Things are not working out for Chelski.
Grant seems to be jinxed in the league.
I hope they score a winner before 90 minutes.

@ tkb417,

Liverpool has scored. Thanx to Benayoun.
Chelsea's chances of scoring has been halved: Drogba's red card.
Pompey 6-3 Reading. Benjani got a hatrick.

RED CARD for DIDIER DROGBA.

What is going on?

Ha ha ha, call me a Bad Boy killer murder motherfuckers daily
Know the feds trail me, so my alias Makaveli
Gettin lessons from niggaz in penitentiaries
Game, when applied help me survive several centuries
Lock me in a cage I'll display my rage
Surround the court buildin with the gauge and spray . . . . . . . . .Tupac[MADE NIGGAZ]

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So Ill be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
Ill hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business . . . . . . . . . . . . .Eminem[CRIMINAL]


I don't wanna quit, but shit, I feel like this is it,
for me to have this much appeal like this is sick
this is not a game, this fame, in real life this is sick,
Publicity stunt my ass, conceal my fuckin' DICK
Bleep the guns, I'm done, I'll never look at gats
If I scrap, I'll scrap like I ain't never whupped some ass
I love my fans, but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact i've sacrificed everything I have
I never dreamt I'd get to the level that I'm at
This is wack, this is more than I ever coulda asked
Everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood, or mask
What about math, how come I wasn't ever good at that?
It's like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt
I'm trapped, if I could go back, I never woulda rapped
I sold my soul to the devil, I'll never get it back
I just wanna leave this game with level head intact . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Eminem[SAY GOODBYE TO HOLLYWOOD]

@ 9ja4eva,

Birmingham will suffer tomorrow.
There's no team in the Premiership with our front 6 players.
When u have Rooney, Ronaldo, Saha, Tevez, Giggs and Nani then u know someone is about to get whupped.
Ignore the pessimists . . . . .They said worse things when we squared against Everton, Tottenham and Chelsea.
United should scale through with ease although the Gaffer will be keeping a shrewd eye on Tuesday when we play Roma at OT.

Meanwhile, contrary to what some gays are spewing . . . .I think Chelsea is still a force to reckon with.
They look more realistic to challenge the title than the pretenders(GAYNNERS).
Usmanov increased his stake again today contrary to what Prof Loyika has been lecturing. Will Arsene become WENG-SKI?
Anyways, I saw Avram's pre-match press conference this afternoon.
Grant was at his most illuminating talking about his strategies and plans to play a more expansive and attractive football.
Chelsea is only 5 points adrift of the GAYNNERS and 2 difficult away matches might put WenGAY's lead in jeopardy.

@ Banderas,

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm happy for u. . . . . .U had a boy?
Now what are u going to name this lil boy?
Pleeeease, whatever u do . . . .Dont name him Adebayor.
Ferdinand or Tevez might just do.

@ Banderas,

I miss u, son.
Where have u been?
Ohhhhh . . . . . . .You are still mad because United scored TWICE on sunday?
Dont bovver . . . I know u don't want us that close to ARSENAL but we are breathing down your scrawny necks.

Meanwhile, stop saying Razorr is in me pockets.
Razorr's boyfriend is a Nairaland user so don't put me into trouble.
75% of the human-mutts that attack me here is because they think i have some sorta relationship with Razorr.
Pinocchio is after me life from day 1 because he feels i am dating Razorr . . . .Dont put me in trouble.
Tha last thing i need now is an ACID-BATH.

@ Debosky,

I need anutha complete BODY ARMOUR with a HEAD-GUARD.
Charge ma AMEX BLACK CARD and send the invoice.
Dont over-charge me o.

@ MUSTAY,

This is getting too much.
Whats that picture all about?
Must u DISPLAY your idiotic tendencies after breaking ur FAST.
You fast and pray and blow everything away on Nairaland.
Nigga, u need urgent help.

@ Pinocchio,

Nah. . . . . .
U are getting it muddled up.
It means i bleeped ur ma.

Now dont get agitated. . . . . . .i threw a sheath on me cock.

@ Rikkyjen,

Dont believe the hype.
Me and Debosky have come a long way and we do this from time to time to sharpen verbal assaults and weaponry.
You wont be far from the truth if u call it a ROUTINE SHOOTING PRACTISE.
Chacal and Debosky are just pitting wits and its a monthly affair.
Watch out for the Grand Finale after 3rd of November. . . . . .It will be a SHOWDOWN.

@ Debosky.

Honestly, a lotta peops would think this is a serious BEEF.
This might get your ass banned so put your scrawny, spaghetti-like tail between your legs and run back to the GAYNNERS thread.
I might be heading to MANITOBA next spring so i will give u a shout and continue our banter mano-o-mano.

Lest i forget . . . . .I STILL think u are a FILTHY-Arrow.

@ Pinocchio,

Ya ass has been saved tonight.
Nevertheless, i ma watch out for u on the battle-field.
Anutha thang that has been niggling at the back of me mind is . . . . . .Why the erections on me?
At this junction . . .I will be right to say i have got a male-stalker trying to get me attention.
I know a couple of HOMOS in the Arsenal posse . . . . Debosky, Lordi and a certain MC Weird will suit your crack-ass.

@ Debosky,

My ELF eyes can see deeper into your DEMENTIA problems than the best BRAIN SCANNER in the world.
You are simply suffering from congenital hypothyrodism and that indicates the greatest degree of intellectual disability.
I am not sure if this is necessarily inherited but as a medical-buff, i ma classify it as PROFOUND MENTAL RETARDATION.

I will say your IQ is just slightly below 20 thus making u blab unnecessarily without control.
The mental distortion also affects the motor neurones that makes your fingers twitch thus making u TYPERACTIVE.
Its kind of bizarre but u have a knack of just typing heresies on your keyboards to satisfy your demented mind.

Why don't u get HELP?
I know a very good neuro-surgeon known as Prof. Patterson who can help correct all these disorders IF it is not INHERITED.
You are between PROFOUND and SEVERE mental retardation depending if these traits are genetical or environmental.

Boooooof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This Nigga has got loads of problems.
Your best bet is to swallow a bottle of Tylenol OR jam your head on a brick wall maybe some screws would turn loose and turn this to VOYEURISM.
The last time i checked  . . . .It is not a crime in CANADA so follow the foot-steps of your VOYEURISTIC manager!!!!!

@ Pinocchio,

Direct that statement to your foster parents!
You ignoranus!
It is obvious a Arrow like just needs the attention and i will take the battle to ur door-step like a Pizza delivery man.
Without a shadow of doubt, your problem is simple: TRISOMY 21.
There's a presence of all or part of an extra 21st chromosome in ur system thus making u a FULL BLOWN idiot.

@ Debosky,

What is it with u that makes u spew fuckery?
In all honesty, I see u as a dude who is impaired in normal, social or occupational functioning.
In other words . . .I think u are mentally-deficient or a classic MANIE.

A youth with a traumatic or bad childhood. Will i be right to call u a SCREWBALL?
Why don't u just use senses and act like a full grown adult instead of acting like a DEMENTED Gorilla.
I think a proper brain scan on your cranium should evaluate your DELIRIOUS tendencies.
Its a permanent mental disturbance so your best bet is to erm, erm,. . . . . . . .KILL URSELF.

R.I.P. DEBOSKY . . . . .I promise u . . .I will cry on your FUNERAL.

@ Pinocchio,

Why dont u take ur slimy snoutz outta ma business.
Do u realise i am a dude like u?
Why are u having erections for me? Go to the ROMANCE thread if u feeling kinky.
Bloody sod!

@ tkb417,

I have experienced it time and time again.
U beef with some people and they go home to tell friends/relatives to come beef u cos they cant write.
Welcome to the SPORTS SECTION. . . . . . . .especially as a Man Utd fan.
People will come here to rile and piss u off but the ability to fight back and leave their face in shit is what makes u A TOP DOG.

@ Debosky,

I have 4 WORDS for u . . . . U are a CUNTOX.

@ Sir Lordi,

Forgive me manners . . . . .
How many games to go now before MATCHDAY 11?
I have a sneaky feeling the Gooners will slip at Upton Park?
What can ur KNIGHT-EYES see?

P.S. Dont come here and exaggerate anything.
Just tell me as it is!

@ Loyika,

U are the top dog!!!!!!!!!!!
How i wish u was a RED DEVIL.
This is the 1st time i heard anyone mention the LEGEND, Billy The Kid . . . .what a character?
10 thumbs up for u Mr Loyika . . . . .I am impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lordi, u are a CRETIN!!!!!!!!
Now u are starting to act like a carnivore but u are still 2 notches short of CHACAL.
Cuntox is a toxic cunt but its better known as the largest form of cunt available. . . .The literal oxen of CUNT.

Blonker means shiiiiit . . . .As a matter of fact, Its an archaic word.
Taking a Mouth Action while doing something else is what blonker means.
Its like LORDI taking a Mouth Gig while fantasising on Razorr's chesticles.
Isn't that funny?

Lordi . . .U are too old for this.
Go and suck on a pacifier for once.
Better still . . . .go and play with ur cock head while watching Assene Wengay's flat buttocks.
Remember the day u told me u feel like shagging LE Viewer of North London.

@ Lordi,

Weasel? . . . . . . .U are starting to sound like a CHACAL.
Okay . . . .Lemme drop more bombs on ur sod-head.
How would u feel if i call u a CUNTOX?
Hahahahaha . . . . .Go and figure that out.
I give u 5 mins to tell me what that means or i ma call u a LETHARG!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Lordimpaq,

U wanna post what?
Please take it to ur GAYNNERS thread and analyse me words . . . .Its the beginning of JOBLESSNESS.
Why would u do such a thang?
Anyways . . . . . Its ur cup of tea.
All i can say to u is . . . .You are an ERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Lordi,

No matter what u say or how many times u bite ma styles . . . .U are still ma fav GUNNER.
NINNY, person, ASSTARD, PLONKER, PILLOCK, SCHMUK and OAF . . . . .I think i will have to start using other terms these days.
Nairalanders are fast catching up with me stealing ma FLOWZ.

Back to earth . . . .
U are constituting a nuisance on this thread.
Why don't u tend to ur erections once more before it develops into anutha bout of BLUEBALLS.