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@ Fynewanker,



Look at this fake-ass negro feeling BIG . . . . .
The only bottle of wine u can pop is PALMWINE.
U are the master of Ps . . . . .Palmwine, Palm-oil, Pap and Palm Kernel.
The more venom u spew the more punches u get on ur gay face.
U are not smarter than my middle-finger on its own . . . .Ya are worse than a breast-feeding nanny goat as far as intelligence is concerned.
Do u think i dunno u dropped outta hjigh school at the age of 14? U couldnt handle CALCULUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at ur achievements . . . .U have been in a cybercafe since 8am doing unconstructive things . . . . .
Blimey . . . . .Why do we complain the Nigerian government is not doing anything for its youths.
self-servicer is a good example of a hopeless case . . . .Parents suffering serious ailments/hunger and u are wasting money in a cafe.
Its unfair . . . . .Take care of ur mom . . . .U cant exchange her for anutha momma.
A word is enough for the wise . . . . .Oooops, i have used 200 words for u. What does that say about u?

@ Kit,

U disappointed me.
Why couldnt u tell me the truth.
U never told me u bust ur nuts . . . . . .U lied to me.
I am beefing with u big time.

@ Fynewanker,

Your parents gave u ZILCH.
If u had any home-training . . . . .U wont be accusing anyone on a public forum, wld ya?
Everyone of us here are at their places of work making cheddarz . . . . .
Even as i bludgeon ur face and mash it up . . . .I wld be paid for it at the end of the day.

However, u are wasting hard-earned money in a cyber-cafe when all ur parents ask from u is PAP/PALMOIL. . . . . .
Dont let em cuss u that ur own children will do the same to u.
Give up on this war of WORDS with me and go home.
You are too poor to use the internet . . . . .I will not let u waste resources here when ur parents are rotting in poverty.

@ tkb417,

Tim Howard will miss the game.
Its been confirmed so Everton will suffer again from United.
Tottenham V Everton will be massive.
I just hope Wenger loses on the day to keep these gunners mute for a week.

Banderas:
Omo Jackie, I'm still getting used to that word. Pillock.


Dayum mayne, why do you always use all these weird words?

Pillock is a common word, bruv.
Especially where u have retarded souls like Fynewanker around.
He is the biggest ninny on the whole forum . . . . .Down's syndrome is the diagnosis but i don't think so.
Me ELF mind says its a generational CURSE placed on em in the 12th century.

@ Razorr,

Kitaun can handle that himself.
Besides, i don't think there's a Vicky shop in UK.
Rikkyjen, Hucarson or Debosky might help in the US
Banderas, do u know any Vicky shop in the UK?

@ Banderas,

Dont call us a pillock, now.
I beg of u.

Our Nigerian female team looks heavy.
Cant run, cant pass, cant play the game.
I am just watching the replay on Eurosports now.
These women wont go far in this tournament . . . .

@ Razorr,

You are HARSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dont HIT below the belt now!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are just having FUN and u came out with that.
Relax ur muscles . . . . .please!!!!!!!!!

@ Bandit,

What goes around comes around . . . . . .

@ Doyin13,

Thankx for acknowledging us.
I never knew PALM-OIL/PALM is better than Viagra.
Meanwhile, let it be known that FYNEWANKER'S parents are not using it for their virility.
Afterall, what else does a 77 yr-old man and a 85 yr-old woman would be doing shagging each other's brains out?
Let the truth be spoken . . . . .Its POVERTY.


@Fynewanker,

Your parents instilled good manners in u?
That must be the joke of the millennium. They dont have ur time . . . .they never had!!!!!!!!!!
Why would u be an armed robber if u were disciplined as a kid?
Its either u are unbelievably stupid or u are just winding me up.
self-servicer and Discipline?  they are like 2 parrallel lines . . . .They can NEVER meet.

@ Fynewanker,


http://www.dylanmessaging.com/messages/US05-8A8S-72UF-LZ3S-Y7W1

Pick that out!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it true!!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,

Fynewanker cannot afford a decent lunch especially when that lunch is PAP + PALMOIL.
Isn't that a disgrace?
Maybe we should tell Admin to set-up a trust fund for fynewanker and his family.
Lil wonder his shoes looked like TITANIC . . . .The guy epitomises poverty at the highest level.
Fynewanker's family and acute poverty have a direct relationship.
Make no bones about that. His shoes?
Fynewanker's shoes breeds 89% of the mosquitoes that causes acute malaria in Lagos.
I have to alert Kit to tell Fashola (his uncle) about it.


@ Fynewanker,

Good news u have told us here that your Father got AIDS.
Why wouldn't he? Didn't he drop out of a HIV-infested vagina himself.
I am beginning to think your problems stem from a GENERATIONAL CURSE placed on your lineage.
Its not possible for one family to suffer in this manner . . . .Afterall, this is not a YORUBA MOVIE . . . . .This is REAL.
Maybe u should go n get a spiritual bath in Zambezi River  . . .erm, erm, now that we have found the cure . . .how would u get there?
You know what?  . . . . . Just put your dad and mum in a room and gas urselves out . . . .Its the only solution.

@ Fynewanker,

A retarded mind will stay RETARDED.
You are not only constituting a NUISANCE on threads with your LovePeddler in your profile, u are also doing with your lack of common sense.
How dumb can u be posting the pictures of a prostitute as your wife? Fucking Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cant even tell who is taller between u two. Its a union of midgets & mental handicaps . . . . .

It aint possible . . . . You wldn't possibly be the shortest negro in Lagos with your dirty afro-hairstyle.
I have never seen a man look so unkempt and crude in appearance.
You like one of em gun-toting armed robbers who maim and kill on Nigerian Highways.
Was that one of the trait u inherited from your father?

@ Fynewanker,

Your mother couldn't have given u any dough to browse.
She is down with acute TUBERCULOSIS and she is in a segregation unit in a shed behind ur hamlet u call a crib.
Who gives a Bleep about u and ur impoverished family?
All i am saying is u should help her out while u can before she dies . . . . . . . . . .
I can give u a WU-MTCN if u cannot cope . . . . .Le Chacal can be nice like that . . . .

@ A-40,

Guess what?
Tim Howard wont be fit for this one again.
Its a SET-UP.

@ Razorr,

Are u fazed with FYNEWANKER'S idiocy on a public forum?
A Negro with no ambition and can never amount to anything in his wasted life.
He is the last goat on this forum i can be bovvered about.
His head is too big to co-ordinate well for his senses.
The tyres of his motor neurones are flat so he stutters with sight, hearing and smell.
He wld be better off being used as an experiment in a BIOTECH LAB.

@ Lordimpaq,

This message is for you.

http://www.dylanmessaging.com/messages/83D5-C57O-LR7B-RY39-E4NW


Back to the issue,

I have used the word gay 375 times since June? Whoa, thats some record!!!!!!!!!
You cannot blame me. . . .they crawl like roaches on Nairaland too much these days and i aint too surprised u got bitten by one of them.
Why your fixation on me? I am straight !!!!!!!!!! Stick your nodding willy into Fynewanker's shitty ass.
While your mates are sticking theirs into tampon sockets . . . u are sticking urs in a shitty ass . . . . .Eeeeeeewwwwwww
Lordi, u are a cretin . . . .make no bones about it . . . .
I am telling u now because a lot of peopleon this FORUM find it hard to spew the TRUTH but i always stand by the TRUTH.
Your life can still be redeemed if u seek HELP immediately. . . . . .

@ Fynewanker,

You are still in your cybercafe?
God dangit!!!!!!!!! When u mother dies of her acute TB, u will be running around to buy cattles for her burial.
Why make such efforts for the DEAD when u can still make her live with the few hundred Naira in your pockets.
A meal of Pap and palm-oil is all she needs to be strong . . . .A good balanced diet might disrupt her digestive system.
She's not used to good food again  . . . . .the long term effects of acute poverty and impoverish livelihood.
Tssk Tsssssk . . . . . . .I am sorry for your BLEAK FUTURE.

http://www.dylanmessaging.com/messages/US05-8A8S-72UF-LZ3S-Y7W1

PICK THAT OUT

@ Fynewanker,

Why dont u use ur cyberfees to help ur mom who suffers from a chronic TB.
Help her out instead of wasting hard-earned funds trying to impress CHACAL.
The point is . . . . . No matter hard u might try . . . .I am still miles ahead of u in any sneak attack u might make.
Get a life . . . I know in about 3 hours not, u will run out of funds only to show up after another 5 days.
Broke ass niggaz like u cannot cope with beefs on a forum . . . .U seriously lack the resources to cope.
Feed ur parents . . . .They are dying SLOWLY!!!!!!!!!!

@ tkb 417,

What makes me laugh the most is that these cats believe they are winding me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am laughing ma ass off writing this and i ENJOY taking the piss outta people.
Having 4 days of PEACE and 3 days of WAR isn't such a bad idea.
Nobody can piss me off with words . . . .they write, i write and it stays that way.
Nairaland is like toys . . . .take em when u need em . . . .Drop it when u dont.
Majority of these members let NL dictate their personal lives thus taking things serious. I DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am just enjoying maself on a public forum cussing out sodomite Lordi and wanking Fynewaka.
U wanna join the fun?

@ Sod-impaq,

Its obvious u are too dumb . . .Sod-Impaq means SODOMITE LORDIMPAQ.
Dont u use ur head at all?
What happened to ur thinking faculty?

Anyways, if there's one thing that amazes me about u . . . Its ur tenacious ability to pursue NEGATIVE goals.
Ever since Fynewanker posted his pix with his meatpie-ish shoes, ur wrinkled cock has been nodding its head like 50 cent in a recording studio.
Lil wonder all the male members of NL are removing the pictures on their profiles by the second.
The last thing anyone needs now is u chasing everyone helter skelter with ur weak lyrics and finger-service.

Ma question is . . . . Why dont u channel ur energy and drive into more positive things.
If u'd used the same energy positively u wont be far from the BILL GATES and WARREN BUFFETS of this world.
You choose to channel it on FAGGOTish things like canoodling fynewanker who needs lots of love and compassion after his heart-break.
I hope y'all are aware GAY MARRIAGE is not allowed in Nigeria . . . .U wld be stoned to death if caught by em militant boys.
Like i said . . . . .Y'all belong to the ASSOCIATION OF MENTAL HANDICAPS.
U need Moses, Elijah and Jesus and probably TB Joshua of Synagogue to wash ur gay demons off ur corrupt mind.

@ Fynewanker,

No one spills trash more than u do.
U have a stupid belief that heavy grammar makes up a SCENTence.  Hell Nahhhhhhhhhh
Its the way the words are constructed so stick to good words that smell together to make a SCENTence and not sentence.
If u werent fertilised by a poisoned semen. . . . . .your life would have been better off.

Fynewanker and Sod-impaq,

This is a classic example of ASSOCIATION OF MENTAL HANDICAPS.
Talk about 2 grown men suffering a mid-life crisis.
Who talked who into shagging one another . . . . .Looking at this critically . . .Lordi musta talked fynewanker into it.
Lordi got dumped recently and he changed his sexual orientation from STRAIGHT to GAY.
Fynewanker also got dumped by his wife because self-servicer couldn't perform . . . .Erm, erm, 2 broken-hearteds met on Nairaland and it became BLISS.
Blimey!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Lemme ask this $64,000 QUESTION . . . . .Who is assuming the ALPHA MALE role?
I know the answer is obvious as Fynewanker is not VIRILE . . . . and we all know LORDI is a randy billy-goat.
Buncha animals trying to invade me space . . . . .Jackal can't be bovvered about y'all roaches.
The major difference between me and y'all is simple . . . . . .Y'all lack intelligence and that makes u wear your asses on your head.

@ Lordimpaq,

You are such a bloody irritant!!!!!!!!!
Seems u have formed an alliance with fynewanker but guess what . . . . .The more vermins the merrier.
The problem with u is so simple . . . .Its lack of exposure . . .Go and dry urself in the sun.
person= Fucking Retard . . . . . . .Does that answer ur query, Mr dim-wit!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am quite amazed by ur dumbness and mental derailment . . . . .I am not sure u passed through the 4 walls of a school.
U are clueless beyond recognition and if u want the attention, i ma give it to u plenty . . .though negatively.
Keep on basking in ur stupidity and ur broken dreams.
U have used up 80% of ur life and u have thrown the rest away.
What a schmuk!!!!!!!!!!!

fynewaka:
. . . cacophonous effusion of a mentally deranged bastard.

This SON OF A LovePeddler is here again.
Its obvious u have broken out of ur MENTAL HOME again . . . .
Where have u been since all this while u person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guess u just got ur few hundred naira again to waste in a cafe.
Tell ur mother to buy a bigger padlock to shackle u properly the next time.
Erm, erm, tell ur father ma clothes are dirty . . . .he should come ASAP to wash em.

@ Lordimpaq,

U are a big pillock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only reason i am taking it easy on u is just because u talk sensible stuffs once in a month.
Your problem is kinda lunar-related . . . . .U talk crap once the full moon is out!!!!!!!!!

@ Lordimpaq,

Stop acting like a nincompoop.
Are u outta ur mind this morning?
U are the one acting like a gay here chasing me everywhere on Nairaland.
The last time i checked, u are not a fan of Man Utd so what do u want here?
Dont make me bludgeon ur freckled nose with a claw-hammer . . . . Run away from here.

The boys are back.
United will run over Everton.
Its a done deal already . . . . .If we win, we go top of the league(temporary though) cos its an early kick-off.
C'MON UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Ruudie,

I know this.
That article was culled from THE SUN and u know they love to spew bollocks.
I expect Ferguson to give Rooney a run in the last 5 minutes to sharpen up his fitness.
Jose Mourinho and goons are coming to OT next week and we need all our players back by then.
Surely, Gary Neville will be back by then so there should be no excuse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We look good . . . .Cristiano Ronaldo has been doing the business for Portugal . . .
He has scored in every match he has played since he copped a red card against Pompey.
Everton will be pulverised on saturday.

@ Dayokanu,

If u have anything against the Brits because u were refused an entry visa then dont make a fuss about it.
It seems the Germans helped ur cause on that aspect hence ur erections for the German Machine.
Only a complete slowpoke will say Gerrard is the only world class player in the England.
Players like Ashley Cole, Rio, Rooney, Owen and John Terry are all world class players.
They will stroll into any team in the world be it Germany, Brazil, Italy or whoever.
Do u wanna compare Podolski to Rooney? Baptista to Rooney or Gilardino to Owen?
Where was Ballack, Klose and fuckever when Rooney took EURO 2004 by storm scoring 4 goals at the age of 18 . . . .

I argue because ma footie knowledge is limited to England and Man Utd? You are having a laugh.
In fairness, i have lost the appetite to watch Bundesliga because it has lost its quality.
When was the last time a German team did well in UEFA Champions league or UEFA cup?
They always get beaten when they come to England so the English Premiership is far superior to ur Nazi league.
I have highlighted ur problem . . . . U dont know the difference between a crap team and an underachieving team.
Maybe a good dictionary will help u out but coming here to say English players have only 1 world class player is bollocks.
Get a life . . . . .

WAYNE ROONEY IS BACK


Wazza has told Ferguson he is ready to PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAYNE ROONEY last night told boss Alex Ferguson he is raring to return against his old club Everton on Saturday.
Manchester United striker Rooney, 21, has been sidelined after breaking his metatarsal on the opening day of the season.
But he has been out of plaster for a fortnight and training hard.

He was even pushing for a place on the bench in the Red Devils’ last game against Sunderland.
But boss Fergie told him to take his time and will be reluctant to risk him for this week’s Goodison clash.
Rooney is due to have another scan this week and Fergie will take advice from the United medical team before making a decision.
He could certainly do with a fit Rooney — Carlos Tevez has been misfiring since he moved to Old Trafford.
He was even pushing for a place on the bench in the Red Devils’ last game against Sunderland.



http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007420234,00.html

@ Lordimpaq,

Why don't u take your fat snouts out of ma bizznizz?
Who the heck are u to be telling me i should speak for maself? Was i speaking for u in the first place?
I don't understand why u always have erections for me for nuthing.
Akola asked me a question and i replied him . . . .  .It wasnt meant for u so whats your problem with the Jackal?

Do u want me to scratch your gay face with ma paws?
Dont even get me started this morning because i am not in a good mood at all.
I don't want to bite your head off but if u are persistent then i will relentlessly kick your shitty ass.
Lordi, this is your final warning: SPEAK TO ME ONLY WHEN YOU ARE SPOKEN TO.

@ adrian5,

A lot has been said already but i think u should get WEBROOT'S WINDOW WASHER software.
It has a BLEACH accessory that washes ur laptop everytime u restart.
This cleans up deleted files, saves space on ur HARD DRIVE and boosts the overall speed of ur system.

Lost Souls . . . . . . . .Tupac.

@ 9ja4eva,

Go and peep 50's beats.
Fiddy's hunger for success is so intense.
He packs more passion on this one and its almost like Get Rich . . . . . . . .
Good beats, nice hooks and the delivery is just top draw.
Kanye will sink . . . . .

@ A-40,


I just bought both albums on UK's i-tunes music store now and pleassssssssse . . . . . .50 ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!
The CURTIS album packs heat and its way better than THE MASSACRE.
Kanye's GRADUATION also rocks but c'mon . . . . .  .Kanye cannot touch Fiddy's lyrical skills.
CURTIS is UNPUTDOWNABLE. . . . . . Trust me i have not used that word since EMINEM's MARSHAL MATHERS LP in 2000.
Check out the tracks . . . . My Gun Go Off, Come and Go,Fully Loaded Clip and Peep Show.
I forsee an early retirement for Kanye after this battle of sales . . . 50 will take him to the cleaners.