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@ Razorr,

Who told u Tevez cannot replace RIO in defence?
His face will scare Drogba and Pizarro shitless.
Rio is deadly on his day and do u know how many times he has disgraced Pepe Reina?
Ferdinand is the SHIZNIT.

Jealous Ones Still Envy.

Tell me u aint jealous of RIO when he smashed it IN.
Everton and Chelsea would feel his wrath in the coming weeks.
GO RIO GO RIO GO RIO.

@ Razorr,

I just lent the last can to Doyin.
He got an house invasion some few hours ago.
I am skint . . . .Dash to TESCO and get one quickly.
Its a survival of the illest thang . . .

@ Islander,

The CAR in question is a 1970 VW Beetle.
Deal or no Deal?

Meanwhile, lets talk footie. . . . . . .

Who saw Ferdinand's goal last night?

@ Razorr,

Damn!!!!!!!!!!!! You are too good these days.
No matter how i encipher ma messages . . . .u always seem to decipher em.
Ever worked for CIA, KGB or EFCC before?

Blimey . . . . .I had to change all ma passwords to ma e-mails.
Never knew vermins could sniff passwords as well.
Prof Patterson told me Vermins only sniff rat droppings, human excreta and rotten bananas.
Doyin would testify to it that rats are now common sights in London since Govt restricted refuse collectors to once a fornight collection.
Thanx to EVOLUTION . . . . .They now sniff passwords . . . . . .
Protect urs with 128-bit encryption before u get busted . . . .These rats are good.

@ A-40,
Fiddy hasnt lost. Album was launched on 9/11.
1st week ends on sunday(9/17) and reports from California say Kanye is buying his own records to outsell Fiddy.
Wanna bet? Fiddy will outsell Kanye.


@ Islander,

The terms are simple.
LOYALTY and FAITHFULNESS.
120k per week for your services and erm erm  . . . . . .a posh car.
DEAL or no DEAL?

@ Islander,

Dont sweat ma techniques.
I dont sleep at all and ma sense of smell can pick out danger 10,000 miles away.
Its just weird we never met on this forum . . .
Man Utd is where u find the aces and the cream dudes of Nairaland.
Other clubs stink like shitty ASSES and i am sure u dont wanna rub minds with CRETINS.
I ma make u the 1st lady of Man Utd if u r prepared to sign the dotted lines.
DEAL OR NO DEAL?

@ Islander,

Wait . . . . . . How did u know me?
Honestly, i am seeing your handle for the 1st time.
Anyways, welcome to my world.
Its glad to know u support Man Utd . . . . . Who's your favourite player in the team?
Matter of factly, your arrival will do us loads of good . . . .You can help us by weeding off some knuckle-heads out of here.
They stink, belch and fart through their mouthz.

@ A-40,

50 is a business man. Call him a GURU and u wont be far from the TRUTH.
Check out the history and u tell me who sells more at the end of the day.
Fiddy sold 2 million copies of MASSACRE CD in INDIA. Who woulda thunk Indians vibe to Fiddy.
Thats the length of his tentacles . . . .He had a sold-out stadium in Nigeria, didnt he?
Fiddy is a global brand so he will outwit Kanye . . . .Its only a matter of time.

@ Razorr,

Honestly, too many boys are running around on this thread.
Ninnies, pillocks, plonkers, retards and cry-babies.
Cry-babies go any length to get what they want . . . . .like erm, erm Al-Quaeda that HI-JACKED an airplane!!!!!!!!!
The day of reckoning is near . . . . .Just 3 targets on ma crosslines . . .3 cupro-nickel bullets and trust me to hit the target.
You better go and load up your credit card and head to SELFRIDGES for some quick shopping.
3 different funerals cld yet be on the way . . . .Buy a Gucci hankies/sunglasses as well . . . .You would have to shed few crocodile tears.

@ Dayokanu,

You are running out of steam!!!!!!!!!
The way the Germans are embarrassing England and reh reh reh.
Nigeria has beaten Germany twice in Under-17 so technically(according to u), Nigeria is better than Germany?
You are a soccer-illiterate and your hate campaign against the 3 LIONS is a waste of your resources.
Get a DOG, Get a life . . . .

@ Razorr,

Poor Apache!!!!!!!!!!
I can't imagine Carlos Tevez in any Prison.
What am i saying? . . . . . . . . No bloody way in HELL . . . . . . Ferguson wont let it happen.
Forget those allegations . . .They are weak!!!!!!!!!!
Get a HIJAB and start fasting for TEVEZ . . . .Apache must not go to jail.


@ MC Omo,

Thankx for the moral support.
Now me owe u one.
Its ridiculous . . . . the extent to which some knuckleheads can go to drag emselves in mud is amazing.
They always want to flock around anytime LE CHACAL comes to the party. . . . . .its like FOOLS RUSH IN.
one of em was even copying ma comments to feel important but . . . . . . they can't stop the reign.
Take a monkey to California doesnt change shit . . . A monkey will always be a MONKEY.


@ A-40,

Its not yet one week.
Granted, Kanye West is leading temporarily but i have listened to the 2 CDs and Fiddy beats him hands down.
Have u sampled FULLY LOADED CLIP?
"Jay and Beyonce was hmm hmm kissing I was cookin' one thousand grams in my kitchen
Nas just tellin' Kelis I love you boo,I was shinin' my nine, you know how I do".
How catchy is that? Thats the catchiest opening line i have heard this year . . . . . . . Fiddy is massive. Bleep Kanyeezy!
Judge em after 1 week, please.
Fiddy is a SSK . . . . . .SOUND SCAN KILLA.
50 ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum,

Where do u get these stories from?
Tevez and Mascherano wanted?
They said the same thing about KJ some few months ago and now Tevez?
Its fuckery . . . .Can never happen  . . . . . Fergie will not watch his 15 milla investment land behind bars!!!!!!!!!

Ooooops . . . .some attention seekers are here.
OMG . . .I get it . . .Its RAMADAN . . . .They ribs must be itchy again.
When ribs itch  . . . . .it sometimes affects the neurons that controls the senses.
It makes full-grown adults open em mouths uncontrollably even when they make efforts not to.
We shld expect torrents of muppets in the next ummmmh, ummmmh 30 days.

@ Razorr,

They can't stop the REIGN.
I am laughing ma ass out watching these sissies imitate moi and they don't even come near.
They gang up in a conspiracy to put me out but i am still beeping on em radars.
Niggaz don't want me because they bitches love me . .and they getting sheisty and prickish.
I just sit back and just watch but i get nauseous seeing vermins crawling around me.

How do i explain what i feel inside . . . . . .
These ninnies can't kill ma muthafucking pride so they must hide.
Snitches can only talk shit only when i am gone . . .Why?
Cos they all fear me in the physical form.
Ummmh, Let it be known . . . .I am TROUBLESOME.(Even the ADMIN said so).

@ Fynewanker,

Dont be a victim of selective amnesia.
Clifford Orji has been released back into the community some few weeks back.
Of course, he is your father and he was rehabilitated from his cannibalistic tendencies to taking P+P.
Just show more compassion. . . . .Afterall, he is your father. You can't change that fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahhha
You couldnt even pay to stay till 11pm and break your own record.
Fucking animal. I cant believe ur RESISTANCE would be broken so soon. Fucking Hell . . . .self-servicer is a sod.
You are the biggest person on this forum . . . . .I am going to make u question your beliefs.
Bring your parents to the cafe tomorrow and let em come n battle me.
Family of muppets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your parents?
They are pillocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean they are plonkers for letting an accident like u happen.
If only ur Dad had worn a rubber and if only ur mum had been on the pill.
Even after that . . . . .She could have opted for abortion . . . .
They let all those variables skipped and they brought u up to be a man and help with their upkeep.
U grew up and u forgot all the nurturing . . . .u choose to waste ur wages online to prove MACHO to Chacal. Big deal?
Something can still be done to their accident . . . . Maybe they should add rat-killer to ur P+P and let u die a peaceful death.
NL will be happy to miss u. . . . . . .
In fairness, i wont be happy to miss u cos it means one muppet less to train ma glocks on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Fynewanker,

You are not difficult to CRACK.
The thang is u are heartless and shameless.
Heartless because u have confined your parents to another long night of starvation.
Shameless because u have no scruples after all what has been said about u today.
How pathetic can u be? The whole Nairaland now knows u feed your parents P + P
I am ready for u anytime, anywhere and anyhow.
Go and sell your shed u call a house and come back tomorrow for another bouts of bashing.
I will make u crawl and beg to DIE by the time i am through with u.
You haggard hawk!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Fynewanker,

C'mon . . . . . .Dont play the victim here.
Debosky wont take sides with me . . . .He is a gooner.
Besides, Le Chacal hunts and feeds alone . . . . He can be greedy like that.
If points were to be taken today . . . . . .I have dished u countless technical butty-wash but lets leave points out of it.
I am man enough to kill a roach like u without breaking sweats . . . .It comes too natural to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If u sign out in the next 30 minutes then u are BASTARD.
Blimey!!!!!!!!!! If i were u i will try and prove a point that i don't stay in a shed.
Dang it . . . . .Just like i have predicted, the last 200 Naira is burning slowly and Fynewanker's airtime is dying.
How would u be able to buy the PAP and PALMOIL now? All in the name of proving macho to me?
Ok . . . .lets make a deal, how about giving u 10k to browse overnight? Will that help ur macho cause?
Please . . . . .Prove a point and stay just extra 3 hours otherwise u will be an oaf if u sign out.
I am having a laugh . . . . Le Chacal has won anutha battle yet again.

@ Fynewanker,

Stop DELUDING yourself
You are browsing from a cafe . . . .your crib doesnt even have stable electricity so how do u browse at nights?
How can u be online when u are busy killing mosquitoes and bed bugs?
Ohhhhh . . . . . .You mean to tell me u sleep from 10pm till 7am . . . .9 hours sleep? Only donkeys sleep that long.
Fucking Hell . . . . . . Wake up anytime between 11pm and 7am and log on to Nairaland for 2 hours is all i ask for.
Dont even try and ask any of your muppet pals ONLINE to help u out.
Your posting activity has given u away as a cyber-phile.
Dont get it twisted . . . . There's nuthing wrong browsing from a cafe but u have to use your time constructively.
From all indications, u have not used urs very well and u still constitute a nuisance on this thread.


@ Debosky,

Thankx for the vest  . . . . .Now i can stand self-servicer's bullets whizzing past ma face in the last 3 hours.
I owe u one, mate!!!!!!!!!!
Fynewanker's RESISTANCE will be crushed soon . . . .He is another NIN that must pass away tonight.

@ Mr INFESTOR,

You could still be at the cafe but why should i care?
If a man wishes to starve his parents at the expense of proving macho to Jackal then so be it.
In this world or the next, u can never match ma resources . . . .don't even embark on it . . .You will be broke.
Blimey . . . .Your whole pedigree shouldnt even dream about it, let alone embark on it.

I just saw the charts of your POSTING ACTIVITY and i noticed u stay dead from 10pm till 7am.
If u compare that to mine then u will know u are just wasting your time, money and human resources.
I can battle u from now till year 3000 . . . . .Everything has been paid for and NEPA wont disappoint me where i dwell.
Listen . . . . . If u want to prove to me u are not in a cafe, i want to see u here between 11pm and 7am.

@ Fynewanker,

Mr Infestor sounds INTELLIGENT to himself.
For Bleep's Sake . . . . . .You and my 4 yr-old neighbour sounds the same way.
In another year or 2 . . . .He will be better off than u can ever be.
Why kid yourself here and say u sound intelligent?
Has the word been redefined? You sound like an idiot.
You cannot even tell the difference between infested and infected.
I am disappointed beyond belief . . . . .I never knew i have been talking to an oaf all day long.
Come back and battle me when u score with your use of english!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

Wheres ma UMBRELLA now?
You can't let me catch a bullet now, would u?

fynewaka:
The HIV infested pussy who is browsing from home is offline and fynewaka is still on, isn't that ironic? Big-headed fool! Jackal the ourang-utan.

ourangutan . . . . . .This is the latest 9-inch bullet that whizzed past ma ears.
I think i wont be needing an UMBRELLA anymore. . . . Please get me a KEVLAR vest.

@ Fynewanker,

My dog wont make that mistake.
How can a High School graduate make such a mistake?
The answer is u are a school drop-out.
Mr INFESTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemme do a runner before u infest me with ur grammatical bullets.
Debosky, pls get me an UMBRELLA.

@ Debosky,

Fynewanker never went to school.
The gay dropped out but i know its too funny for y'all to believe.
All these acting of his is DUD . . . . .From a good source, i heard his spoken English is pathetic.
You know all em kind of people that pronounce chicken as sicken and chair as see-ar . . . . .
Lets run away before he INFESTS us via the screen . . . . 

fynewaka:
Razorr and Jackal are a perfect match. Two dumb heads.

Razorr, Your cyber cafe yarn is weaning away considering I've been here since 8am, so what next do yo have to tell users?

[size=18pt]I have told you take that HIV infested pussy away from here.[/size]

So I don't get infested through the screen.

@ Everyone,

Can we all see how pathetic this fool called Fynewanker is?
How does a guy get infested? Are u an object or an animal.
Try and replace infested with infected. U are not making any sense with ur choice of words.
You need adult classes ASAP.

@ Debosky,

Little did u know some people worship Nairaland and take it far too serious.
I forget about it the moment i drop ma laptop. . . . .
Can u blame these cats . . . .most of em are lonely and NL is like a family to em.
The last time i checked i am using a username which can never be linked to ma real name so whats the fuss.
Let em continue to attach it to their tramp lives . . . . .why should we care?

@ Doyin13,
I will keep mum and let our football do the talking on saturday.
How i wish Rooney is fit to start and score against his former club again.
Anyways, we shall see if AJ and YAK can shake Vida and Ferdinand . . . . .
Its an early kick-off on saturday and a victory will shoot United to the top . . . . .temporarily.

@ Razorr,

Razorr:
@Jackal

Can't believe this irritant is still here. Boy o boy has he made my day!   And to think he would have to suffer for his time here for the next 8 days, since he has exhausted all his feeding money on the cyber cafe.

By the way Jackal, what is this gist going around in the grape vine that miss Jeje here has been making passes at you?

Irritant will be absent again for 2 weeks with the amount of money he has burnt today.
He musta gone to a friend's house to use the net or something.
Good luck to him and the poverty bracket he is shackled in.

Who's making passes at me? Now stop that if its a joke.
Dont make me hit your rib-cage with a sledgehammer.
Do i look like FACELESS or will David Beckham date Azeezat?

@ A-40,

What might happen?
Please dont go Nostradamus on me.
What was ur prediction?

@ Doyin,

Yak cant do shit.
He is like Drogba . . . .they are very easy to mark out.
Vidic will put Yak in his pocket for 90 minutes.
We faced em like 4 times last season and he couldnt do shit.
Forget Yak . . . . .his days in the sun are over.

@ A-40,

Where were they when we won 3-0 at OT and 4-2 at Goodison park last season?
Arteta will be tamed by Evra . . .Yakubu will always be in Vida's back-pocket and Johnson wont kick a ball for 90 minutes.
Man Utd is back to life with Ronaldo's suspension over.
Have u been watching his matches for country since his ban? He is the best player in the world at the moment.
Lets face it . . . .Ronaldo is talented.

@ Fynewanker,
You are talking trash, mr oaf!!!!!!!
Only people with ur kinda ailment(down's syndrome) can read meanings to what u write.
A lot of peops are starting to complain u have got no CLASS.
If what u r spewing is what u call English then i aint surprised u have been a FAILURE all ur life.
Ma advice . . .Take ur life . . .Belt tied around the neck in ur loo naked.


@ Rikkyjen,

Pls go to soundscan and tell me who is winning the Kanye V 50 cent battle?
I think Fiddy should shade it but early reports are saying Kanye is miles ahead.
Confirm and report back.
Thank ya.

@ Banderas,

It wont be Ferdinand's job to hold YAK.
That task will be given to Vidic.
How many goals has Yak scored against a United defence with Vidic?
Me ELF eyez says NONE.

@ Fynewanker,

Only u can decipher trash.
What u spewed is trash.
You confined me to despicable past events? How the Bleep does that make sense to anyone?
Bloody hell . . . . .You are a semi-illiterate.
How many ignorami do we have on Nairaland these days?

Ooops, u think this is a WAR? . . . .
Goddang it . . . .How psycho-neurotic can u be? Jackal fight a WAR with u?
Will David Beckham fight with a LASTMA official in Oshodi? I ma let ma CLASS speak for itself.
And with that picture of urs, CLASS is 10 million miles away from u. You reek of FILTH, SCUM and POOP.
You havent triumphed anything here and u can never . . . .your punches are too weak just like your brains.



Let it be known u are shaming your country by feeding your parents P+P.
If a dork like u cannot help your immediate family, how would u help the country?
The last time i checked, u are too poor to help yourself, let alone help other people.
Take your moronic comments out of here and let us breathe.
Bloody Oaf!!!!!!!!!

@ Rikkyjen,

Razorr is ma latest acquisition. . . . . .
Where was u when we was doing the bidding here some weeks back?
I coughed out 170 mil to buy out her loyalty so don't hate the buyer . . . .hate the seller.
Where have u been dawg, is u ill?
I can never run outta AMMO . . . .I just got anutha delivery of arms from RUSSIA!
Lets go to Man Utd thread . . . . i have defeacated enough on fynewanker's cranium

cesspit of ignono

fynewaka:
How come everybody talks nonsense and only Jackal talks sense? I think someone has got a personality disorder on this forum, with this I confine you to the cesspit of ignominous history!

Is this English Language?
Ignominous history? history?
You are a numskull . . . .i have warned u . . .watch ur lips when u spew big words.
For Bleep's Sake . . . . .U are not making any sense, gay . . . .
Where did this simpleton come from?

@ Fynewanker,

Without boasting or blowing me trumpets . . . .U wouldnt have handled me in Maths when i was 12.
What do u know about Maths? If i list all ma certificates here, u will drown in it.
Dont even lemme go to that . . . . .I will beat ur ass down in anything mathematics so shush!!!!!

The main issue is always TRY and HELP ur parents.
I am aware they might not have given u the best of upbringing but u cannot blame em.
They can only give what they have got.

@ Fynewanker,

Your punches are getting weaker.
I guess HUNGER is starting to creep in.
Whoa . . . . . .45 hours without a decent meal.
This negro has been feeding on packed water in a satchet and PALM-OIL for almost 3.5 days.
Guve up now or i ma make u crawl back to the dungeon u came out from.
Fucking Ninny.

@ nateevs,

Its WORLD WAR III
Somebody is STARVING his parents.
Can u call Jeremy Kyle or Trisha Goddard to help us out?

@ Kitaun,

Should i take ur silence as GUILT.
Speak up before i JUMP=SLAP u for the 5th time this week.
What happened to ur YIM?