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@ Akolawole,

Dick will stop when people learn to respect one another on a public forum.
Some people come to this thread especially to piss me off and i wont let em.
Mourinho sometimes need to win dirty to get 3 points . . . . .even Wenger wins dirty sometimes to take 3 points.

Linekar that once won golden boot in the world cup?
Van Basten never did even though i know he is a good player.
Gordon Banks . . . .One of the best goalkeepers that ever played the game . . . . . ?
No goalie in the history of Dutch football even come near Gordon Banks . . . He is a LEGEND.
He was rated the 3rd best Goalie after Lev Yashin and Dino Zoff of Italy.
Theres no point dragging this issue with u.
It seems u were denied entry into Heathrow thus the hatred of the English men but dont delude urself . . . .
England players and good but they do UNDER-ACHIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Dayokanu,

U are such a pillock and people like u need urgent HELP.
What i meant by Spain havent won anything is that they have under-achieved just like England.
U are saying England is crappy even after winning the world cup . . .
I said Spain is a classic example of a nation who havent won anything(just like u classified England) even with the quality of players they have got.
So u just realised Spain won European Cup in 1964? U are a prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My football knowledge will make u feel like a PUPPY.

Germany has a good team.
Although, u have to adnit they have even fallen by their own standard in recent times.
England also has a good team but they do underachieve . . . .What cant u understand in that sentence?
U mentioned Cryuff, Gullit and Van Basten . . . .I can mention Gordon banks, Bobby Charlton, Paul Gascoigne, Gary Linekar and David Beckham.
What is the difference in the 2 sets of players . . . . . .
Get a grip of urself and stop sounding like a dude suffering from a MID-LIFE CRISIS.

Football can be crazy sometimes.
Brazil played some breath-taking football in that tournament blowing USSR and Argentina away.
Still cant fathom out the reason for their loss. Paolo Rossi banged a hatrick almost effortlessly.

Mexico 86 was worse.
They fell to France . . . .A team that had Zico and Careca!!!!!!!!!
Careca had to be the most dangerous striker in the world then.
He pops in goal without breaking sweats.

I love em days . . .
Its as if the world cup has lost its glamour.
Too many teams in it now has devalued the competition as it generates too many mediocre matches.
Back then . . . u only get to hear the big boys squaring up even from the group stages.
The feeling is a bit NOSTALGIC.

@ A-40,

The fear of that team is the beginning of wisdom.
Meanwhile the best Brazilian ever team ever assembled didnt win shit.
It was the Spain 82 world cup team.
Zico, Socrates, Falcao and Junior . . . .That was a team but fell stupidly to the Italians.

@ A-40,

Please dont go there.
Pele, Tostao, Jairzinho and Rivelino?
Arsenal will be taken apart if these guys come to the Emirates.
On the second thunk, i think football of those days was shit.
I really dont respect how the game was played then with 5 attackers . . . 3 midfield men and 2 full backs.
Thats some bollocks if u ask me . . . .I think that team was great although they rode their luck against England.
Lee wasted chances and i believe Gordon Banks should have done better with Jarzinho's shot.

@ MC Omo,

How many threads have been created for the Eaglets?
Gosh . . . . .it stinks. I don't understand why some people get erections for creating new threads.
Are u sure Zenith Bank is not paying Nairaland members for creating new threads on an existing topic?
Honestly, it is the only reason i can place a finger on for these vermins springing out threads every minute.

@ A-40,

Even if all the fans can afford season tickets . . . .They dont allocate to all and sundry.
People wait for 5 years or more to get season tickets so its HUGE.
Season ticket is just a privilege for die-hard commited fans as the price is heavily discounted.

I wont heed ur negative advice.
Its so clear u guys are beginning to see the THREATS Man Utd carry if everyone is fit.
Neville is back to whip those crosses in . . . Ronaldo is back to dazzle and win those vital free-kicks.
Rooney to punish the out of sorts Chelski team and other mediocres in the league.

Ummmh . . . .Do i smell fear in the enemy camps.
Y'all aint seen nuthing yet.
Its a long hard season so brace urselves.

Spain has a good team.
Individually, they are top draw but as a team they under-achieve.
Never won anything at the senior level.
Have they under-achieved? Yes.
Are they CRAP? Hell no.

Dayokanu's problem seems to be his poor use of English.
If he had made the topic . . .English National Team Are Under-achievers . . . . . . then he wld have scored huge POINTS.
To come here and rubbish a team just like that is PATHETIC.
He needs to go do more research before spewing blasphemies.

@ MC Omo,

I lost the appetite to take him ON.
Half of what he spewed were absolute rubbish.
How can anyone discredit the 3 LIONS?
Are they under-performing? YES . . . . . . .
Are they bunch of crap? Hell No!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ A-40,

U must under-estimate the potentials of ur club.
There are 10 billion Arsenal supporters in London.
Nigerian fans alone in the UK will fill it up every matchday.
What are u talking about here? 97% of all the Nigerians in UK support Arsenal.
I wore a Man Utd shirt to a Nigerian party recently and over 50 people wanted to know why i support Man Utd.
It was so funny . . . .I was like its ma choice and they were like Arsenal is for BLACKS.
That was the most ridiculous statement i have ever heard . . . .Gooners all over the world spew trash . . .not only on Nairaland.
In other words . . . .Gunners will fill a 120,000 capacity stadium . . .Ask around and peops will tell u that.


Please leave Wazza alone . .
Dont tell us how to get the best out of him . . He must play 90 minutes against Chelsea then he can get a 2 months rest afterwards.
As for Yakubu . . . Vidic will pocket him . . . .He's not had much joy since Vida's arrival so he is no threat.
What else have u gotta say?

@ creamplonker,

Please dont go!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just when i'm about to be having fun with ur wasted life . . . . .
Lemme make u wanna sever ur parents head with a machete before u go . . . .
Fucking dumb-wit . . . . .
Anyways, we shall meet again soon.


@ A-40,

Rooney cant be pushed . . . . .
He is a young lad . . . .they dont stay out injured for too long.
Ferguson needs Rooney to clinch 3 points on the day.
Its still abt 2 weeks away so Wazza should be fit for purpose.

Emirates? Whats so immaculate about it.
60,000 capacity when United has 76,000?
I expected the decison makers to have made it 80,000 . . .As in try to raise the ante and make it the largest in the UK.
United still generate more money than the Emirates so forget about it being immaculate.
If the Emirates is immaculate then the THEATRE OF DREAMS is OFF THE CHAIN.

@ Razorr,

How can he be a man without his COCK.
He is an eunuch . . . . .He gave up his willy for 2 loaves of bread!!!!!!!!!!!
The negro is frustrated because he can't ball any woman again in his life.
Why would any nitwit come on the net and post his willy to a girl?
Does that not tell u he is dying to impress u he has got a willy?
Creamplonker has no willy . . . .i can stake ma mortgage on it.

@ Banderas,

Please keep urging this self-servicer.
I am still playing hide n seek with him.
Lets see what he's got to offer before i slaughter him finally.
I love to see em show some degree of resistance before i deliver the killer-blow.
His death is drawing nearer . . .


@ Creamplonker,

What a pillock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets just face it . . . .You are a pussy.
Of course, i know u don't give a damn and that was why i said u will self-destruct.
You are living a life without goals and purpose . . . .Its a good feeling, innit?
The only explanation here is . . . . . . . . your fertilization took place with the fusion of a good ovary and a poisoned semen.
Technically, u are suffering from a brain damage . . . . .Your parents didnt tell u because they don't want to break your heart.
I swear. . . .I would sue them if i were u.

@ creamplonker,

U need help and God help u . . . . .U need loads of help.
If care is not taken u will self-destruct.
This is a typical example of a man having a MID-LIFE CRISIS.
Ya Dad should have worn a condom before he poured that jizz that formed u in the womb.
Honestly speaking, u wld be better off lodged in ur Pop's scrotum  playing hide n seek.
How can a full grown man like derive pleasure constituting a nuisance on a public forum . . . .
Uncle . . . .what do u do for a living . . .I'm cock-sure u are jobless.
U need deliverance . . . .If u marry a fool like u then expect ur offsprings to be FUCKTARDS.

@ Razorr,

Drool over dreamer's wrinkled cock? Eeeeeewwwww . . . . . . . . . .
Its like saying someone wld drool over a dog's poop!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont understand why u wanna see something like that . . . . .The lad is DICKLESS.

@ Banderas,

Pls take this irritant away from this thread.
I can understand y'all support the same club.
Tell me whats wrong with the stereotype that supports Arsenal.
My church mind tells me the down-trodden and the tramps of Nigeria support Arsenal more than any other club . . .
Can u explain this . . . .I suggest u guys should be doing a compulsory brain scan for ur sypporters.
Arsenal packs more plonkers than a psychiatric home and its ridiculous.


@ Creamplonker,

U might think this is funny but it aint . . .
Technically, u are a waste of space and an asshat.
U wear ur ass on ur head and u are huge disgrace to ur parents.

@ Razorr,

He wants to send u his DICK?
Do u really believe this dreamer has a privates?
He lost it in a bread fight in Agege ages ago.
The price of bread was hicked some years ago which caused ruckus and flour dealers and bakery owners fought.
Dreamer works for a bakery and lost his willy to a catapult shot . . . . .
The cock he's about to show u is no longer his member
It is now in a bottle in UCH awaiting experiments from Medical students.

@ cream dreamer,

Now u have stepped across the gunline so let no one plead on this wankers behalf . . . .
The only problem i have with peops like u is ur low literacy level.
Internat has its flaws in bringing intellects and nincompoops together on a forum to discuss issues.
Technically, ur IQ cannot be more than 15 as u have not said nothing constructive all day.
Why dont u see ur SHRINK and book some therapy appointments to re-shape ur bent future.
I am confident it wont be too late for u to at least become something worthy in life.
Your life is full of empty promises and broken dreams but with the right psychaitrist, things might look better for u.
Take ma advice . . . . .Hang urself and save us spreading infection on this thread with ur diseased mouth.
Fucking self-servicer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Bandit,

I have been to OT more than going to Lagos.
OT is the bonzest stadium in the UK save the new wembley . . . . .
Emirates is just all mouth and everything there just sucks.
I saw the unpainted part of Emirates just 2 weeks ago when i was driving past.
Its pathetic . . . .A whole Emirates having its terrace's walls in the exterior unpainted?
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Cream dreamer,

Pls dont step across the gunline.
U are beginning to spew balderdash on this thread.
Why do men complicate their own existence by talking trash especially on a Man Utd thread.
Is u ill? If anyone knows the dreamer inside out. . . . pls help him out.
He is 2 inches away from being mashed up like irish potatoes.
I have 2 desert eagles trained on ur forehead . . . .PLS BACK OFF.

@ creamdream,

Take ur gay face outta here before i bludgeon it with a SLEDGEHAMMER.
Who are u refering to? Do u know where u are?
This is a slaughter house and u might just get ur head and limp dick chopped off if care is not taken.
Run now before i descend on ur crack-head . . . . .Buncha ninnies.


@ Bandit.

Arsenal makes money and blah blah blah.
Is that the reason why some parts of Emirates remain unpainted.
I was embarrassed when i saw it maself . . . .
Tell Wenger and his goons to do something about it . . . . .

@ Banderas

Are u trying to wind us up? Cos it aint working.
Lemme break you something proper . . . . . . .
MATCHDAY tickets CAN NEVER be far below season tickets . . . . .What are u on about?
For people paying for 19 premier league games at a go . . . . .they enjoy a discount for paying in one go.
Matchday tickets are 25 pounds and for 19 games work to about 475 pounds . . . .A season ticket for 19 games will be around 300 pounds.
Please do the math . . . . United will actually make more NOT selling all their season tickets.
There are millions of people waiting in queue to get season tickets so United can never go bankrupt.
Its a self-reliant PLC so forget all those stuffs u are talking about.

The Asian market is where United makes money most on merchandise.
JS Park and Dong Fangzhou are being worshipped in Far East Asia and their shirts are selling like hot-cakes.
Nigeria? How many people wear authentic Man Utd merchandise in Nigeria?
You really think all those football shirts in Yaba makes money for the Glazers? You are a big clown.
Lemme laugh over your Nigerian factor for a while before i continue . . .  
Nigeria might have a billion fans supporting Man Utd but the few merchandises they wear were bought in UK and not in Lagos/Abuja.
I can tell u here the board is not mis-managing . . . .In 2005, this club was worth 800 million pounds.
Fast forward it 2 years and its worth 1.3 billion pounds . . . If that is mis-management . . . .I pray the GLAZERS don't leave Man Utd.

The only club being mis-managed right now is Chelsea.
They continue to make losses despite the take over in 2003 . . . . . .
Arsenal is now richer than Chelsea after completing the building of their Emirates Stadium.
Roman must be feeling the heat now as he has to fork out funds from his own private account to finance Chelsea.
Man Utd is the richest club in the world by all standards . . . .You can check it out in the forbes magazine.
No team in the UK can match United's cheddarz and with young players like Roon n Ron . . . .United will grow bigger.
Hate it or love it . . . .Man Utd is at the apex . . .teams like Arsenal and all other shitty London clubs are below us.

@ I-man,

U are crazy!!!!!!!!!
That was funny u had me in stitches with the molue bit.
Bandit wants people to lap themselves on the stands to make it 150,000 capacity
Someone said we have not been filling up our terraces and we have done 75,666 averagely against shitty clubs.
We have not even entertained the big clubs yet.

@ Bandit,
What else do u have to say?

@ Bandit,

You talk trash and sometimes out of your ass.
Do u know the millions of people in queue waiting for season tickets to be allocated to em?
Anyways, it seems u don't understand how things work in football clubs which explains the heresies u are quoting here.
Gate- takings are already falling . . . .What a laugh u are having.
This season alone with 3 league matches played at OT . . . .United have recorded 227,000 in attendance with 75,666 averagely.
We are only 1,000 short in a full stadium capacity of 228,000(3 matchdays) and no stadium in the world enjoys a sold out so we r doing pretty well.
I don't know where u are pulling your information from but all i can tell u here is ITS A WHITE ELEPHANT LIE.

In the transfer market . . . .We sold more than we bought in the last 2 years.
United only paid 7 million pound each for Anderson and Nani and 10 mil for Owen . . . .The rest would be paid later.
For Tevez  . . . .We paid just 10 million . . . .the other 5 million will be paid next season and we made 40 million pounds on sold players(Ruud, Rossi, Smith, Heinze et al).
Merchandises keep selling . . . .Rooney changed his shirt number from 8 to 10 and a several million shirts were sold as a result of that.
The Asian market keeps booming as usual . . . The new TV deal is also there plus United pocketed 50 milla prize money from the FA last season.
Just when the prize money was increased . . .Man Utd was there as usual to shove Chelsea FC aside.
The Glazers have done something remarkable and have launched United like nitro.
England has a better chance of sinking than Man Utd . . . . They r STINKINGLY rich.
All what u read in the dailies are the few moronic fans who can't belly the fact that the new owners are AMERICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ I-man,

Bandit doesnt have a CLUE or he is just winding us up.
As far as attendance is concerned . , . . . . .we are doing pretty well considering we have only played shitty clubs.
Reading, Tottenham and Sunderland are hardly any big club and we still averaged 75,666 in a 76,000 capacity.
Its almost twice as much as what Chelsea does in a matchday.

How can Man Utd go bankrupt?
Razorr and Akola are just trying to wind us up.
Premier League attendance in 2006/07 stood at 1.44 million compared to Chelsea's 789,000.
We almost doubled Chelsea's attendance so y'all can do the math.
Only Arsenal broke the 1 million mark last season with their Emirates stadium and United has been doing it for years.
On that basis alone . . . . .Man Utd can NEVER go bankrupt!

@ Razorr,

You just don't get it . . . . .do u?
The implication of what u wrote is . . . . . I ADMIT ROMAN'S DEATH IS THE END OF CHELSEA BUT WE WILL MILK HIM DRY BEFORE THAT HAPPENS.
Meanwhile, Abrahamovic himself is now tight-fisted. Look at the way he brushed off the idea of y'all guys signing ALVES.
He told Mourinho categorically that his christmas shopping spree is over . . . .That was why most of your transfers were free transfers.
Only Malouda and Belleti were paid for and if u compare em to the amount paid for Sheva and Essien then u would admit ur days in the sun r over.
Roman is not spending a penny more especially when Chelsea is no longer dominant in the country.
The last time Roman checked, Man Utd is the Champion of England . . . . . .
So tell me . . . .Why would he spend more cash especially when he is not reaping the benefits . . . .
The only way Roman would smile is a quadruple for Chelsea and we both know that aint possible especially after Villa's defeat.
So which way will it go? Jose's job on the line . . . .More heads will roll . . . .Less cash to spend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Glazers took over Man Utd and started from scratch.
Just one season after the take over . . . .United clinched the title taking prize money of 50 million pounds from the FA.
New TV deal provided more money plus reaching UEFA S/finals and the new ticket prices and the merchandise.
Rooney and Ronaldo's iconic status in Asia has grown astronomically so well and more money is rolling in from the Asian market.
The Glazers have done so well in just 2 years and i am confident they are ready to take Man Utd to greater heights.
They are capitalists and they will spend and spend until United becomes a world dominant force.
Do u still think we are in the same league?
The fact is Chelsea is not RICH but Roman is . . . .You have to seperate the 2 . . . . .
Meanwhile Man Utd is STINKINGLY RICH and so are the GLAZERS.
Can u now spot the difference?

@ Razorr,



Akolawole will throw a fit with this reply of urs.
I can't believe u would admit Roman Abrahamovic's DEATH means the DEATH of CHELSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its not a good thing to imagine but what if . . . . . .
Peter Kenyon will run back to Man Utd . . . . .Jose Mourinho will fly to Real Madrid.
All Chelsea players will pack their bags with immediate effect and start seeking new clubs.  . . . . .
Malouda, Makelele and Mikel will have to move to Enyimba . . . .Who would pay their wages?
Drogba will go back to ASEC MIMOSA . . . . . .Joe Cole, Lampard and Terry will go to West Ham 

Now lets take it back . . . . .
If Malcolm Glazer dies . . . .Man Utd is bouyant enough to pay its debts and bills . . . .
We have the largest stadium in the whole of UK save WEMBLEY STADIUM and we fill it up every matchday . . . .
76,000 capacity compared to Chelsea's 40,000(which they don't even fill up every match day).
United's fanbase is the largest in the world and with the new TV deal . . . .No team can touch Man Utd in the world, not even Real Madrid.
With club icons like the prodigious Rooney and Ronaldo . . . United is at the apex!!!!!!!!!!
It will take some few years but Man Utd will survive the tragedy.
Can u spot the difference?

@ Akolawole,

Dont believe everything u read . . . . . .
I saw it on the papers yesterday and the whole story was all falsified.
The snag about this is Man Utd is self-reliant and can pay this debt by itself.
The debts continue to be comfortably serviced by the business!
Revenues and incomes we generate from merchandises and tickets is enough to pay this debt . . . .THAT IS IF ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!
Malcolm Glazer already released a statement saying the figures were buffered.
MUST(Man Utd Supporters Trust) want the Glazers to open the books and the Glazers are not yielding thus they decided to exaggerate the debts.
I don't know why they want that done but i think it would benefit everyone if an independent public scrutiny is done . . . .
At the same time, why would any businessman throw open his account's book because some fans are having erections!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If i was Malcolm Glazer . . . . .I would tell MUST to Bleep OFF and get a LIFE.
Our situtaion is a whole better than urs . . . .Have u ever imagined, God forbid it, if Roman Abrahamovic dies in a plane crash!
Can Chelsea FC pay the salary of its mercenaries? A club that has been making losses since 2003 . . . When will u guys break even?

@ MC Omo,


Dont make me Jump-Slap u.
Whats the yippie about? Federer winning the US Open is becoming a habit.
I hope he breaks Pete Sampras' record to clinch like 20+ grandslamz.
He is a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Federer Wins Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Federer leads 3rd set with 4-3.

I think he's the best player that ever held a racket to play TENNIS.
His attitude and countenance is top notch.
I am yet to see a sportsman with such expressionless and non-challant look.
He makes everything seem effortless and plays like he cant be bovvered.

@ aloib,

Now u are talking.
Gimme the BUBBLY . . . .others can have the rest!

@ aloib,

Thats not MOET . . . . . . .
Go back and give us a quality BUBBLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant believe these lads are singing n dancing YAHOOZE!!!!!!!!!!
Buncha twats . . . . . .They almost gave everyone a heart-attack with the way they played.
They deserved it . . . .They have been the best team in the tournament.


UP NIGERIA . . . . . .