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@ Babyosisi,

Paw-Paw's frustrations and the effects of em noxious gases made him a cold turkey.
The nigga is brain-dead. The nervous system aint co-ordinating at all.
He is just spewing balderdash to save his face.
I am going to grill him into submission so he learns people dont make outrageous statement like he did.
Lest i forget, PawPaw is an IGNOR[b]ANUS[/b](Ignorant Asshole)

@ PTH,

WORD
You took that out from me mouth.
Let Rosco draft a letter of apology to all the NIDs and i will invite him pronto.
I'll realy like him to see UNIVERSAL STUDIO this summer.

Rosco . . . . . .time is ticking away.

[quote author=Paw-Paw link=topic=71829.msg1407506#msg1407506 date=1187481409]If you have not been living on the moon for the past 50yrs, you would have known most middle class Nigerians have a generator.[/quote]LMAO.

So, having a generator is a way of life for u.
I have said time and time again that u are an IGNOR[b]ANUS[/b].
You think this way cos u dont know better. . . . . . . U need some bit of exposure to change ur way of thinking.
Be smart, don't be a retard.

The constant refusal of a visa has left ur mind scarred and brains corrupted.
In a developed country, u would have gone to a REHAB for intensive mind cleansing.
You sound like u have been traumatised by ur horrible experience at the British High Commision.
If i were u, i'd go to the TRAVEL section and . . . . . . . . . . . .

babyosisi:
don't mind all this his gidi gidi gbam gbam.
In his sleep he'll be catching and frying the pigeons in trafalgar square.
The boy needs help!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine Roscodaddy @ Hyde Park.
The plonker will chase all the squirrels to kill and eat.
Anyways, i am ready to bring Roscodaddy over here but he must start his education from a primary school all over again.

[quote author=Paw-Paw link=topic=71829.msg1407449#msg1407449 date=1187480324]@Jackal
Have you closed from your taxi job? How many racist did you carry? Don't take the frustration out on us please.[/quote]@ Paw-Paw,

Your biggest problem is ur IGNORANCE.
One would have expected Nairaland to educate your knucklehead but it seems that aint the case.
How many racist did i carry? is that a question for me to answer? You are a fuckwit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemme ask u this . . . . .When was the last time u had UPS(Uninterrupted Power Supply)?
When was the last time u slept with ur 2 eyes closed without worrying about armed robbers breaking into ur crib?
Answer those questions and ger back to me, u oaf!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Babyosisi,

Pure water? C'mon.
Are u trying to say pure water is even expensive for Roscodaddy to afford?
Once again, u have punched Rosco below the belt.
I hope u didnt damage his poverty-stricken scrotum this time.

Excuse me,

Where are the astute NINs? . . . . . .The ones in the battlefield are a buncha ninnies.
These lots are just numskulls who don't know their left from their right.
I thunk Paw-Paw was a vibrant and articulate young man but i am disappointed with his comments.
Roscodaddy is simply a person for saying UK is not abroad?
I doubt if u had spent more than £1 equivalent since your weekend started.


@ Roscodaddy,

Cheap as u make UK Visa is . . . . . . .Why does it keep evading u?
If its that cheap u wldn't be a NIN as of today, would ya?
Anyways, i got a 100 yr old woman willing to marry ur sorry-ass and bring u over.
Hit me up when u are ready.

UK no be abroad?
You are as daft as a baby sheep.
First all, u need to go check the dictionary to know what that word means.
Togo, Ghana or Burkina Faso are all abroad.
I think the excessive high temperature is frying ur BRAINS and its mal-functioning.

Babyosisi, What help can we simply offer Roscodaddy?
Me thinks we should give him cyanide so he can end his misery.
What 'cha think?

@ Paw-Paw,

I dont care what u say or think.
Making a statement like this say something about u . . . . . . . . .You are shallow-minded.
You are fast losing this battle and the odds are stacking up against you.
Its understandable that u are frustrated but if u seek help, there more than enough NIDs who can smuggle u IN.

@ Toshmann,

Just to add to ur list . . . . . . .
Coco-leaf na SANITARY PADS.

babyosisi:
women want men with abroadian tendencies

ROTFLMAOWPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Babyosisi,

You wont kill me with rib-breaking jokes.
Abroadian tendencies?
Thats a punch below the belly. . . . . .You are HARSH!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=Paw-Paw link=topic=71829.msg1407355#msg1407355 date=1187478038]@Jackal
To say you're stupid is an understatement. Who told you every Nigerian is sitting down waiting for a miracle. Did you think the country stop functioning when you left. What kind of arrogance is this, anyway am not surprised. This is the same arrogance that made me start this thread.[/quote]@Paw-Paw,
U simply dont have a clue.
How can the country stop functioning when there are few intelligent people trying to make things work.
Simpletons like u are frustrating their efforts and until u do some soul-searching and re-direct ur orientation u will continue to be myopic.
This aint about arrogance. It is simply the fact that u have a very low IQ.
Ya are so POOR in spirit u cannot even PAY attention.

@ Babyosisi,

You mean agent Caradona flashed her CHESTICLES to effect her own escape from Gen Paw-Paw?
She should be promoted with immediate effect.
Anutha thing . . . . . someone told me here that Gen Paw-Paw is one of the famous Aki & Paw-Paw duo.
Is it true?

@ I-man,

Why are u belabouring the obvious.
Do u know how many NINs that will offer emselves willingly if another Slave Ship berths in Lagos?

@ Debosky,


I-man's gal forced to marry a panel-beater?
This would make him more determined to kill and torture any NIN.

I will be waiting for u, Mr marriage counsellor.
At last . . . . . . . . I have seen someone i can roast for dinner.
_{Le Chacal is very excited and sharpen its claws.}

@ I-man,

The NINs are like roaches.
You kill one and 5 appears . . . . . . Reminds me of em Vietcongs.

I will be waiting for u, Mr marriage counsellor.

@Roscodaddy,

I don't blame u cos u don't know better.
IGNORANCE is sometimes BLISS but yours is pathetic!!!!!!!!!!

@ Evergie,

Stop spewing balderdash like a Arrow.
Seeking greener pastures and blah blah blah.
U gast to agree with the NIDs that the author of this thread is a nincompoop.
How can anyone generalise that all NIDs carry poop for a living? The LUNKHEAD needs to see his SHRINK witch-doctor.

I can understand Paw-Paw is frustrated but why vent out his anger on the NIDs.
Y'all guys need some soul-searching and re-educating.
70-90% of the Nigerians making things happen in Nigeria these days were all in Diaspora at one time in their life.
Mike Adenuga would never have found GLO if he sat his ass down like Paw-Paw waiting for a miracle.
Y'all simpletons make me sick.

@ PTH,

I heard about it . . . . . . . .
It was the most hilarious story i have ever heard.
An airplane ran into a herd of cattle at the airport in Port Harcourt.
Can u believe that?  
One would think those cattles were preparing for a marathon on the runway.


P.S. Where can i find Field Marshal Paw-Paw?

@Omoge,

You gotta feel sorry for Paw-Paw.
The negro is just frustrated after a dozen trials to cop a visa.
He blew up his LAST chance some few weeks ago when he applied for the UK Visa.
His finger-prints were taken so the poor lad can never impersonate or use another identity again.  
Paw-Paw is so frustrated now he is thinking of starting a professional career in football at the age of 36!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets hope by the time he turns 50 Chelsea or Man Utd will notice him and sign him up.
IGNORAMUS should have been the appropriate word for this retard but i would use IGNOR[b]ANUS[/b].(Ignorant Asshole)

Hmmmmmm . . . . . . .

I feel sorry for the NINs.
They have more soldiers than the NIDs but they lack the sufficient weapons/technology to fight this battle
88% of the NINs have no power supply as we speak. On top of it all, they are busy slappin emselves to kill the mosquitoes swarming around.
The ones that use their mobile phones to connect are low on credits.
Paw-Paw has just been kicked out of his cybercafe as overnight browsing has been banned in Lagos by the EFCC.
This is BULLYING.

I think the NINs should wave the white flag(Thats ur only option)
Fighting this war is like Togo trying to wage war against CHINA.
Unfortunately for u guys, The NIDs control the RED CROSS so adequate medical care is unavailable for the wounded ones amongst y'all.
General Paw-Paw, the casualty rate is going astronomical. Do something before your people go against u.
We are ready to let u come here on exile if u apologise and throw down your weapons.
Buncha tweeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For Fucck's Sake . . . . . . . . . .
Who is this PTH?
You are so funny . . . . . . . . U are killing em NINs softly.
Paw-Paw, what have u gotta say?

@ Somze,

That was a bit HARSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let the lil' lass be.
She's just juggling words, she's a wordsmith.

@ Debosky,

Who is this[b] Paw-Paw[/b]?

This is not necessary.
Why are Nigerians fighting Nigerians?
NINs, NIDs and UN?
Fucck's wrong with everyone?

I think all the parties involved should hold their FIRE.
We should be fighting our corrupt leaders . . . . . what good will fussin and cussin each other on NL bring?
Onyeka said . . . . . .ONE LOVE KEEP US TOGETHER.
United we STAND Divided we . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I just think Mr Pataki is a diseased Arrow.
Is that random enough?

Tottenham . . . . . . . . Keep bombing.
Y'all need to get em goals and give the gunners a run for em money.
Take control of North London this season.

Match ended 3-1.

Kanu won the Barclays Man of the Match.
Wonderful performance from KANU as he was involved in all the 3 goals.

@ Ruudie,

Talk about pessimists.
Tottenham just scored 2 quick goals by Malbranque in 6 minutes.
I told em knuckleheads here Spurs got quality.
Watch as they climb and give Wenger a run for his money.


*************What a goal by Jermaine Jenas.
3-0 in 14 minutes.
This is the best piece of football i have ever seen with Martin Jol's boys.
Compact, Stealth and very daring . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . .
C'mon SPURS --------------------Prove em LUNKHEADS wrong.

The 2 lads have scored a goal each for Pompey.
Kanu even had a valid goal disallowed so em lads are running the show in the South Coast.
Its half-time and the 2 lads have sunk Bolton with 2 beautiful goals.
Kanu + Utaka's combo should be tried by Nigeria.
It seems to be working.

Pompey 2-1 Bolton(HALF-TIME)

What a goal by John Utaka.
Utaka + Kanu + Benjani are tearing Bolton apart.

What a break . . . . Kanu played a delightful pass to UTAKA who raced for 50 yards before taking the ball past Jussi and slotting the ball into the net.
Pompey 3-1 Bolton.