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@ Banderas,

Maybe i should change ma vacation plans for December.
The last thang i wanna miss are the Christmas fixtures of the Premiership.
DSTV and HiTV fighting, fussing and cussing over who owns the TV rights, the future is def'ly bleak for Nigerian viewers.
How Fashola cant deal with this beats ma imagination and he keeps arresting Jeje & co. for indecent dressing.
Talk about misplacing one's priorities . . . . . .Bleep those fuckeries.

@ Jeje,

It sounds u have been arrested by Fashola's goons for improper dressing.
Your husband(KIT) is Fashola's nephew so if u are accosted by his goons, just dial KIT's number.

@ A-40,

Guys, are u really serious about the problems emanating in watching European games in Nigeria?
This is bollocks. . . . . . . . What is Hitv and even DSTV doing to all these problems?
It means one cannot come to Lagos and enjoy the prem or UEFA?
For Bleep's Sake . . . . . . . .What is pervert Fashola and all em goons doing abt it?

@ J-K,

Heinze's issues are being kept on ICE.
The matter has reached the courts and u wont hear anything about it till the 20th of August.
Gabriel Heinze wants to know if the letter he holds carry any weight in Court but David Gill says it doesn't hold any water.
Man Utd does not sell to rivals.


I really wont mind Tevez partnering Anderson upfront.
Anderson is a phat striker but why are we stuck with midgets upfront?
Do u now see why i was clamouring for a Huntelaar, Torres or Berbatov(target man)?
United can still try n look for a target man.
Saha and Solskjaer are too injury-prone to take United all through for 38 games.

@ Somze,

Honestly, Razorr loves bringing ma name up unnecessarily.
I might have to train a DESERT EAGLE on her forehead for the 2nd time in 2 weeks if she doesnt stop this name calling.
Bleep's wrong with her?
Can anyone tell me where the Bleep the vixen is?

@ Ruudie,

Team list is not out yet.
Words coming from MUTV says all the fantastic four are included in the 16-man list.
Ferguson should please leave Silvestre, O'Shea and Fletcher outta the action cos United must pick 3 points tonight.
Pompey is United's bogey team. United have lost 3 times in the last 4 outings there so this match should be taken wiv all seriousness.
Anderson, Dong, Campbell and ace strikers should be kept on the bench just in case United might need to throw strikers in to get goals.
O'Shea being used as a centre-forward at OT was just bollocks . . . . . . . .

Good news, SAHA and SOLSKJAER might feature on Sunday as substitutes.

Razorr: Madam, you just made a terrible mistake by putting my name in your outburst.

I don't know what Jackal has been telling you to make your head swell. For your infoa, the nigga doesn't give a f*uck about you.

Yea, you heard me right.

He told me how cheap you are - flirting with him and all that. That nigga would use you and dump you like the stinking piece of dirty tissue you are.

Well, what can I say. . . Men will always be men.

Look, he's in love with someone else, someone you know too well, so stop deceiving yourself. Find yourself a boyfriend and leave other women's men alone.

I heard that you're a Nairaland slut. Half of the boys on this forum claim to have slept with you. They say you're an attention seeker and you always ask for it.

Look here young lady, my honest advice to you is that you take your little whoring ass out of this sports forum and stick to your dating and meet up zone.

Let this be the first and the last time you ever try to insult me or Mukina c'os if you do, we'll expose you for the little busy body you are.

A word is enough for the wise.

@ Razorr,
Bleep's wrong wiv ya and who are u calling a Nigga? Is u mentally-ill?
Why must u always bring ma name up ?
Are u this daft, uncouth  and a dunderhead?
Where did we sit down to discuss all the bunkum u were spewing.
Stop the fucck giving me a bad name and stop causing ruckus on this section.
A word is enough for the wise, don't get me started this time . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

@Ruudie,

Ferguson will unveil all his new gems.
Ma problem is i dont understand why Fergie plays his players outta position.
The 16-man team i understand will include all the fantastic four but excluding SAHA and SOLSKJAER.

I would have prefered

VDS

Brown Rio Vidic Evra


Nani Hargreaves Carrick Ronaldo


Scholes

Tevez.

@ Debosky,

We are talking about a Reyes that did 2-9-5 in the Premier league.
2 goals in 2003/04(he spent half season at Arsenal cos he joined in the January window

9 goals in 2004/05(Full season)

5 goals in 2005/06(Full season)

How can u justify this with what's happening to Spurs.

Defoe, Keane and Berbatov has justified emselves at SPURS.
U cannot deny that.
Dimitar was the best striker last season by all means and the jury is still out on Darren Bent.
No one loses 2 central defenders and an ace winger without feeling the brunt.
Its the equivalent of Terry/Carvalho/Robben in Chelsea.
Rio/Vidic/Ronaldo in Man United.
Losing 2 games aint too big dealish, afterall they not contesting for the title so European spot is still up for grabs.
Dont be too hasty to jusge SPURS. This might be a kick in their backsides and gear em up into WINNING ways.

So jeje sleeps?
I never think that.
Shit is crazy . . . . . . .where's ur husband?

Buying a striker for $34 mill means shit.
A striker is not a team.
$34 milla striker needs his teammates to score a goal and contribute towards the success of a team.
Chelsea bought Shevchenko at $59 mill and didnt cut it at all . . . . . . .It aint about the price-tag, its about the team spirit.
Arsenal bought Reyes for $34 mill and what did the gunners get outta him? ZILCH.
Lets be objective . . . . .A player's price-tag means shit if there's no spirit and the belief he plays for.
Put Ronaldinho in West Brom FC and lets see if he wld score 20+ goals a season.
Its a swirl . . . . . . . . . Price-tag is only a figure, it doesn't guarantee success.

@ Jeje,

U are a trouble-maker, damn!!!!!!!!!!
Ya combination with Somze would be very bad.

@ Vieira,

Losing 2 games aint the end of the world.
Spurs will bounce back.
Every team would still lose more than 2 games this season so it aint the end.
Martin Jol is handicapped, no Ledley King, Michael Dawson and Aaronaldo Lennon.
Lescott's goal was a pure defensive error King and Dawson could have dealt with.
Give the manager some credits . . . . . .I still think he has got a lot to offer but things are still patchy for him.

@ Mukina,

It goes like this . . . . . .


Wenger = Viewer

Sagna = LUCIFER

Hleb = gay/Arrow

Adebayor = person

For Bleep's Sake . . . . . ,
Spurs lost again.
How the Bleep did that happen?

@ Mukina2,

Dont get me started.
Coming to this thread and tryna' disrespect Man Utd players.
Bakary Sagna looks like the devil himself.
Give him a red robe and garden fork and what do u have? LUCIFER.
At least, TEVEZ looks like CHUCKY(a celebrity)

@ KITKAT,

Dont take shit personal. Jeje is just playing with u.
Besides, u would hurt Somze if u start stabbing Jejelola cos she's now his.
I really couldn't get to the depths of this problem between u and the Amazon posse(Razorr+Jeje+Muki+J-girl+Nana+Bagoma+Priscilla+Skintite).
These chics should be avoided at all cost. Although, i battled em and left most of em dead and injured.
The survivors are Jeje + Muki + Razorr and they are still trying hard to get more members.
Gamine's outbursts? What the hell are u talking about?

@ Somze,
Tell KITKAT to leave ur missus alone.
He's been constantly bovvering JEJE and i cant fathom out what caused the beef.
JEJE refers to KITKAT as Mr Grumpy even though KIT is just 19? or is it 91?
Anyways, do ur best to calm the STORM.

@ Somze,

Now that was HARSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calling Le Professeur a Viewer.

In all honesty, Mourinho might be a talkative sometimes but on that Viewer schitzo he was SPOT ON!!!!!!!!!!!
Some Arsenal fans even applauded him for recognising what Wenger is really like.

@ Somze,

Don't be so naive.
Jeje invited me for a private chat and all of a sudden comes her posse.
They kept walking in n out like demons and they terrorised me all day.
You cannot choose anything between the 6 of em.
Witty, funny, sometimes stupid and ornery.
Beware of em chics. . . . . . .THEY ARE DANGEROUS.


@ Nana,
Dont be this gullible.
I was just being sarcastic. Run away from lasses? Yea fucking right!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bruises i left on em wont heal till next spring.
Trust Le Chacal to use his paws to scratch some feminine skin.

@ Amodu,

In other words, are u saying Arsene Wenger looks like a VULTURE?

@ Debosky,

Tottenham is getting really whupped.
Losing 1-3 Half-time to Everton at White Hart Lane.
Will Tottenham relegate this season after spending £39 milla?


@ Somze,

So u are checking Jeje's knickers out.
Nice choice but be careful of her posse.
She's got an underground posse on NL and those chics are strong.
They whupped me ass yesterday on a conference chat, i had to run away from em.

Ma Nigga Somze,

Where the heck have u been?
Appearing n disappearing? whats that all about?
Anyways, what gives 2mrw.
Reading V Chelsea.
Petr Cech will be reminiscing how Nicky Hunt fuccked his cranium.

@ uche2nna,

U bet.

Pls, can u man the gates.
Ticket prices are £10 each.
We doing this for charity so make sure no one gate-crashes this event.
Thank U.

@ KITKAT,

Laughing hard? Yea right.
U kept on appearing in ma rearview in the politics section.
Are u related to Fashola or whats ur love for him?
Dont u think the gay is pushing his luck too far?

@ Debosky,

This is why i think u a good sport.
Always ready to take jabs and punches on your body.
Anyways, Le Chacal is always ready but at this time, Everton and Tottenham are about to slug it out on SKY.
Lets suspend the battle till after footie.
For delaying the battle . . . . . . .i will leave the choice of Battle Ground to u.
Either here or Man Utd thread will be fyne by me.

My bullets are stacked . . . . .The ammo is filled up. BLUE STEEL PISTOLS, TEFLON VESTS and all that shit.
Guess what? i am trigger-happy so the stage is set to waste halo-tips on your body till it gets mashed n wrangled.
No one would save your sorry ass by the time we done.

@ Debosky,

You just don't let sleeping dogs lie, do ya?
Do u want to be schooled again by Le Chacal?
I am dying to have a go at someone for the last 48 hrs but everyone's been behaving emselves.
Lets have a go . . . . . . . .

Meanwhile, leave Jeje alone . . . . . .She's a nun.
She's never touched a willy before, only on comic books like erm, erm, Mr Nackson.

@ Jejelola,

Are u calling KIT grumpy?
Kitaun is a young lad. Do u think he's 60?
He is young, rich and very handsome according to Razorr.

@KIT,

Why does every one feel u are older than Assene Wenger?
Is it something about your voice or your VIRILITY?

@ Jejestix,

I love your honesty.
What u saying here is . . . . . .You know Wenger is uglier but u are biased so u chose him.
Gimme your SWIFT code and account number, i want to wire some cheddarz into it. I am giving u a reward for spewing the truth.
As for Debosky, The only time he tells the truth is his berfday.
That was long gone now so don't expect him to spew any truth till 2008.

@ Jejelola,

Then the Pope is Muslim.
Wenger looks better than Ferguson?
Its like comparing SMEAGOL to Theo Walcott.
Why do u think Mourinho called Wenger a Viewer?
Wenger looks like a horror-film star . . . . . . .No offence intended, but i think Wenger would make money acting horror films in Nollywood.


@ Kitaun,

Geezer, U keep tailing me everywhere and disappearing.
We got issues to settle and i would personally prefer us to deal with it on YIM.
The season has started no doubt but the matches are not coming as fast as i would like . . . . . . . ,
Fucking have to wait till tomorrow to see the intro of Apache and shizzy.

@ Jejestix,

We are comparing the looks?
Who do u think looks better considering Alex is older than Arsene . . . . . .

@ Banderas,

What abt Xtiano Ronaldo?
NANI or Fraizer Campbell?

Should we comapre Ferguson to Wenger?

@ Doyin13,

Walcott? No way.
Walcott is in Evra's or John O'Shea's league.