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[quote author=wisdom-w]Na wetin person no go see 4 Ragos abi na yoloba land. Ndi OFE MMIRI, NDI IBERIBE!!! I tink say na only 4 warri & lagos dis tin de happen. Na STD killed mohammed of old. My gr8 grand father's mother's cousin sister told me(feeling beat up).[/quote]My Guy Please reduce your weed consumption rate bikonu.U don dey craze.

Primuskay: Dear nairalanders,
I have been having this problem for over a year now, after a guy told me that i am ugly and ill-endowed.

Since then i have been feeling inferior, especially when am with my friends who are beautiful. When a guy tells me i am beautiful i always feel that he is mocking me.

Please help me overcome this for it has turned me into an introvert.

babes,if that's you on your profile,then u aint ugly nao..Na wa o,people with dia bad mouth.It depends on who told you so though.

The Nigerian Police in Lagos on Monday
charged Abraham Oshoko, 33, before an Ikeja
Magistrates' Court for allegedly taking
"offensive" photographs.
Oshoko, who lives in Idimu, a suburb of Lagos, was
accused to have unlawfully taken the photographs of
policemen and Lagos State Traffic Management
Authority (LASTMA) officials who were performing
their 'legal' duties.
According to the prosecutor, ASP. Barth Nwaokenye,
the accused is facing a two-count charge of taking
unlawful picture and causing a breach of the peace.
Nwaokenye said that Oshoko had on 31 August, at
Dopemu Round About, Agege, took an offensive
photograph of the officers who were performing their
lawful duties.
He said the photographs, which were taken without
lawful authorisation, were aimed at tarnishing the
image of both organisations.
The prosecutor said that Oshoko also conducted
himself in a manner likely to cause a breach of the
peace.
Nwaokenye said that the offences contravened
Sections 57 (4) and 166 (d) of the Criminal Law of
Lagos State of Nigeria 2011.
The offence is punishable with a N90, 000 fines or six
months imprisonment. Oshoko pleaded not guilty to
the charge.
The Chief Magistrate, Eniola Fabamwo, granted the
accused bail in the sum of N25,000 and adjourned
further hearing till 16 October.
In recent times, Nigerians have been secretly
recording on video, policemen taking bribes, in the
discharge of their duties.

http://news.naij.com/45977.html

OMO IBO: The guy above you is spot on!

I'll refer you to his post.

As a general rule of thumb, in nigeria, amongst all the security outfit, Only the police have the right to procecute.

naa..Ure so wrong dude..as the other dude pointed out,they could do that on behalf of the Attorney General..You should have seen the SSS prosecute in many cases..

XVIER: mine was osteomyelitis. thank God for the great doc. doc. Ola he is my hero God really used him if not would be cripple by nw.

Please what's this? And its symptoms?

ShymmexLion: We definitely need Kats, Dudu_negro, Terracotta and maybe aribisala/omonnkoda on this thread.

dem nor get work ne

Youngsage: ''And Baba Iyabo did not went to the pdp convention because of she catch colds'' - mrs p....
By d way sign of the end times!

Very,very funny...Ode oshi jatitijati,nor go find work..

Policewoman: I for like marry the I.G oh!!

U wan marry ur oga @ the top longa throat like u.. BTW,is that u in ur profile pic? U look beautiful sha...

ochukoccna: Look at the look on Neil Lennon's (Celtic coach) face,UEFA no try at all with a kind draw to the English teams except for Chelsea who had very easy draw

Celtic is not an English team by the way..

E nor go ever near plane cockpit for ihn life..na overskill dey make monkey fall from tree..

*wish u full recovery Dambaba.

Ishsoph:
Ironically I even knew the spelling wasnt correct before posting it, and I suspect that an over-zealous British slave would point it out.

shut up and pick up a dictionary next time..Olodo!

Gboliwe: Imagine! The students go to school free of charge on fg expense, then the parents are also paid! Can you imagine?! I also live in the same state but I am from Delta state, to go to school, I pay my way through, my parents see to this. Yet we are both Nigerian students. Too much injustice

where did you see in the story FG was going to bear the expenses..u need to slow down on ur garri intake,ure almost going blind.

@topic,its a good development.Anything to get potential/future Insurgents and suicide bombers into the classrooms must be encouraged no matter the cost..

prem love: So am the fourth person to comment out of the million people using nairaland wow great achievement i don't see any thing wrong since there are frm anambra

lol.you this children nor well at all.

prem love: So am the fourth person to comment out of the million people using nairaland wow great achievement i don't see any thing wrong since there are frm anambra

lol.you this children nor well at all.

Dambaba ya zo...Alhamdulilahi..Money has tried its best..That said,why wld u value power much more than ur Life?? Same life u almost lost .can't he just step aside and take care of himself?

Dude knows APC aint going nowhere in Anambra..Annie Okonkwo be like ''make I nor waste my hard earned funds,Ngige still dey chop free money for NASS''

legalcode: THREE FACTS TO NOTE : 1) The entire south east has condemmed T. Orji and also agreed that he is the worst governor in the entire south east. 2) Trying to compare Abia State with Lagos ( A one time Nigerian's Capital) is just being mischeavous. considering the revenue accruable to Lagos State, Considering the heavy revenue of Lagos State both external and internally generated Fashola has not done much 3) Aside Lagos State pick out any other south west state and compare it with Abia.

I think I need to correct this..'Lagos State' was NEVER the capital of Nigeria..it was just lagos,a small part of the present Lagos State.

sanniemoe: I know him,He's a Nigeria born American though he hasnt applied for American citizenship

He is an american and has not applied for american citizenship What kinda schools did u attend?

instinctg: When our naija guys go step up to this level?

'Ola Okelola' must be from Iraq shey Nigerians are doing very well IT wise worldwide.

jonath0012: My dream get as e be oo. Several times in my dream I would see myself flying ( even without wing) from one place to another. Often, I would have this sort of dream after I finished exams. I remember distinctly after I finished my final year project I had same dream. Me thinks it means freedom from academic related stress, since I always have such dream after exams or any accomplishments. What do you think?

My dear,I swear u don enter witchcraft..U need serious deliverance..

This is not an issue of Private Uni's or whatsoever.Its a general problem..I lost the one I loved dearly to this,a very bright and vibrant girl...she studied law at the Niger Delta University..Even tho there is a Nig Law sch campus in Yenagoa right under their nose,She and many of her colleagues had to wait for three good years..when nothing was forthcoming,she paid thru her nose and finally got admission the Kano campus..Unfortunately,she couldn't complete it cos she died in an accident on her way from Kano.The system is really sick...

Rest in Peace Sandra 'Weri Eberiye..

This is not an issue of Private Uni's or whatsoever.Its a general problem..I lost the one I loved dearly to this,a very bright and vibrant girl...she studied law at the Niger Delta University..Even tho there is a Nig Law sch campus in Yenagoa right under their nose,She and many of her colleagues had to wait for three good years..when nothing was forthcoming,she paid thru her nose and finally got admission the Kano campus..Unfortunately,she couldn't finish cos she died in an accident on her way from Kano.The system is really sick...

Rest in Peace Sandra 'Weri Eberiye..

seedord247: Even thou a car stop moving at the mileage of 1 billion its doesnt applies to danfo or molue cuz some molue mileage is more than a trillion.

LMAO!! Nor be lie.

musiwa39: you will notice like tinubu mother burial little people came. jonathan assuming that tinubu or obasanjo can help him. he is deceiving himself. and jonathan too will learn one thing about yoruba people we have no forgiveness spirit. it is satellite picture or nothing. i can show gani burial


me i am standing for the truth, they will never agree, they will rather fight . so for jonathan to assume he will get away with this. it means he will end up dead. when i say run, i mean run. i am may be one of the few people who can save nigeria. go and ask 90% yorubas will vote for me..


this why i show this picture, for you to know how to run away from danger. dont wait for any 2015.

oyo state 5 million


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO5FblPrIFI

bauchi 5 million

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXmCcK-QjL0

kai,kai...Musiwa don start again oh...Abeg take ur drugs and go back to sleep biko...

Ha swear,I would really love to meet u in real life.you be human being at all

Satellite ko,DSTV ni...

dayokanu: Maybe Retardeeen was fear to sack ministers

Gbagaun! MY God! You too I guess ur hatred for this man has so much eaten into ur oily brain, To construct a sentence is now a big challenge..smdh!

*I laugh in Ikwerre* This guy surely deserves a lead role in one of these NollyWood movies..Upper Iweka and Alaba folks pls take note..Chidi 'Akpako Master' Lloyd aint seen nothing yet..If he likes let him sit on a wheelchair,His residential address would soon change to one of those dingy cells in Bundu Prisons..

And Risk 14 years in Keffi Prisons Mbano!

Rubyrose: I have gone to the school to take my certificate(2011) and the school authorities said I should pay 15,000 before i will be given. Can you imagine the wickedness? It's so unfair to demand such amount from students.

That's so absurd...Extortion of d highest order..



BTW, 2011 is like 2 yrs ago..Children full nairaland sha..

Vivy Gift: Who are they threaten?. They have d addresses of candidates dat wrote d exams so they shd post it if truly they don't av space to harbour them.

God save the Queen.!Kai kai..My dear,u don't need to get that ur Waec Certificate.na Fatai(F9) go full am.

jude33084: We have been with nairaland since 2008 bro and have seen people in this useless country do worst and walk free



In another 4 week or more the whole country will forget about it and look for another story to masturbate on


Is the girl child noise not over now?



Can you still remember the Aluu 4?














Nigerians, we are the problem of ourselves

yea..true that..I silently pray and hope this doesn't go same way..

When ure so happy to do the Crime,be prepared to do the time..Chidi 'Apkako master' Lyoyd is in deep sh*t big time..He aint seen anything yet..