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Krismas:
I believe ur near death experience.
Don't mind Jaephoenix. He is a chronic unbeliever.
I heard of a case sef,
that even had to stay 3days in the morgue
b4 regaining consciousness.

In medicine, we have a saying. Never say never. There are phenomena which we can't explain scientifically, like folks coming back to life after being certified dead. There are many theories but research is still ongoing. We cannot attribute it to any supernatural because there is no evidence and it happens to folks of all religion, even atheists

1b8m:
Doctors that certified me clinically dead? That were waiting for my family to authorize them to transfer me to the mortuary?

Bros check my profile you'll realize I'm not a religious person! I stated the experience as it was. I don't know if it's Jesus or anything, but I am most certain it was by divine intervention I came back to life!

And I'm grateful to whatever God did that!

Were you given any meds during the resuscitation, yes or no?

dermmy:
But SA is a sovereign country and has the right to exercise its expropriation laws. This reminds me of what Robert Mugabe did in Zimbabwe and the West began to sanction the country.

They are a sovereign but they are collecting handouts from another sovereign?
Have you heard of the idiom, 'he who pays the piper, dictates the tune'?

Krismas:
I remember u now
U are the doctor who ought to have studied philosophy or theology

Everyone has a view of philosophy and theology, matter of fact they teach that in undergraduate levels back in school
So humor us, what did you encounter in the ICU

geoworldedu:
I don't define myself with all those theists and atheists titles. I am just a human being with reasons. There seem to be no title to qualify me yet, or at best an irreligious person.

So do you believe in any god/s?

Desusi:
That's why you cannot attain the privilege of using the blood of Jesus till you leave this hopeless world. You better repent and embrace the truth before you find yourself suddenly in the pit of hell! I have told you the truth. Your blood can never be requested in my hand.Mr wise and intelligent. The word of God to those who are perishing is FOOLISHNESS BUT to those who are saved, it is the power of God.

Can you stick to the topic and stop this gibberish?

kayperry:
islam have survived longer than xtainity.

ls your mom aware you use her phone to comment gibberish online

How long do you think Islam has been around?
Ok, forget Islam, what about Buddhism?

geoworldedu:
Jehovah doesn't even have half my power, so how can he strike me? Now let me school you, science can explain all those things you talked about. Even Jehovah couldn't decode all those stuffs until science stepped in and did it. When I checked the bible, none of those formula was there. Ababio is even wiser than the god of the Bible. Ababio explained Chemistry to the point that a layman will understand vividly. The Bible words were like the words of drunkards. It adds no value to life. I am typing this because I have hands, let Jehovah type his own if he be God He has neither hands nor legs so he can't type. Let the god of Elijah send down fire if he truly is powerful I read that he sent fire when Elijah asked that time, but Baal worshippers got no answer from their own god. Lol

I thought u r a theist

lendahand:
If you were born without limbs, will you be typing trash? Yet I know some people born without limbs skipping around in praise of this same Jehovah. Do you understand anything about the breathing process? Do you know the chemical formula of inhalation/exhalation? Can you see the air you breathe with your naked eyes? But the air is around you always Do you know how food digest in your body to feed your organs and cells, with the waste leaving your body through the anus? You are waiting for God to strike you because you talk trash? You go wait tire, He doesn't reason like you but He is beautifully gracious and gives grace as long as third mainland bridge though the grace has an expiration date. You and I don't have an inkling when the grace will expire, Live wisely.

1.Can we know the identity of those who were born without limbs but finally grew limbs?
2.Yes we cannot see air but we can feel it, bottle it, analyze its properties, liquify it etc.
3. And what the fvck do you mean by chemical formula of inhalation and exhalation? That's plain bullshit
4. Yes we know how food is broken down into ATP which powers the cells
Unfortunately most of the points I raised can be gotten in Internet. You don't need medical school to know them but folks like you with minds fvcked-up from religion can't see it

kayperry:
Hindu that has no source, no spiritual god, that one naa religion.

Hindu is just a fusion of various believe, without evidence thats not real

Go to jerusalem places you read in the bible will be shown to you, where jesus was born, crucified and buried, they are verifiable

So you believe in hindu but God is made up prof. kaa rè

Hindu has a god, Brahma - the Creator, Vishnu - the Preserver, and Shiva - the Destroyer. And many places mentioned in their Veda(holy book) exist in real life. Same as christianity

Desusi:
It can only be Him.Mine was a little different. I had gone out to engage in deliverance ministry with a friend then while working in in kano.After the deliverance, l went back home. To my greatest surprised l could not sleep,it was as if more than hundred demons were in my mini flat. I prayed
nothing happened. They would not go neither was l able to sleep.l remembered the powerful blood of Jesus Christ. I started pleading the blood every where.Before lknew it l slept like baby till day break. Jesus bood is powerful. Mind you,it only works for genuine child of go not mockers as seen here in nairaland.Congratulations. please stick and glue with Him.He's BABA

So you couldn't sleep due to restlessness and then you prayed, and slept. So its a miracle?
I never knee that Christians can exhibit this level of stupidity. Whoa

kayperry:
IF my religion is fake it wont survive over 2000 years, show me one original thing that as last 200yrs

not even your favourite duracell, stop arguing whats beyond your IQ grade

Islam, Hindu, Biddhism etc have survived longer. What do you say about that?

Zidac:
I know you will pick that line . He wasn't convulsing, he was dead, no pulse, no breathing, the eyes were out as red as crimson, very big. There was no life in him. Thank God for His Spirit. He worked through the anointing oil and brought him back. This is the truth, personal experience no third party report.

How did you confirm the death? Are you a doctor by any chance?

kayperry:
science is practical abi, slit your hand and bleed non stop lets see,

The funniest thing about your arguement is downplaying bleed loss for a man,

a patient took himsef from house to the chemist, e no shock for house naa when chemist treat him finish he cum "shock"

abeg shock for what!! panic after treatment, are you a comedian 🤣🤣

What he had was a vasovagal syncope, not a hemorrhagic shock. Meaning it wasn't the blood loss that caused the altered sensorium

kayperry:
i didnt know losing blood could pass for "insignicant case" maybe we should slit your wrist n lose mere 3 litres for a test

i have seen people die from sleep how much more faint, insignificant my ass

visit the hospital n spend just 1month moving around you will acknowledge God

You're just too ignorant.
What have folks dying from sleep gotta do with dying from bleeding?

lendahand:
yea I would be stunned if you got it straight. He uses "stupid" things to confound the wisdom of the "wise"

I know you are a very wise son of your father.

Have you seen someone without a drop of blood who is still alive?? I need an answer to this question.

Who is that person?

Krismas:
Next time avoid pouring liquid into the mouth of someone convulsing. U almost asphyxiated d poor fellow, while forming broda spiro

He for kill am patapata.
Btw, its not asphyxiation that he'll have. Its aspiration, leading to aspiration pneumonitis

fasterwell:
What if i tell u that i had similar exprrience in 2002 an experience that was worst than what the OP went through YET THERE WAS NO BLOOD INFUSION

Pray tell us

1b8m:
Had similar experience when I was young. It was back in the day when typhoid was a killer. I was watching TV in the hospital's reception when I started feeling a certain kind of way that I still can't explain properly today. Was a combination of extreme body weakness, mental destabilization, pains all over my body and a couple other feelings. I managed to go to my mum in the ward and that's where I blacked out. This happened at around 7pm . I gained consciousness at around 10pm where I woke to my mum and my siblings praying.

Like the op, when I woke I felt a sudden surge of energy and asked for food. Honestly, that was the end of typhoid for me. I had spent almost two weeks in hospital for it but after this event, I was discharged just few days later.

So you ignored the resuscitations the hardworking docs did on you and thanked your god? Lol 😆
Do you know if you would be alive if you hadn't been in that hospital. Even your jesus won't save you

huptin:
I don't know, I have never been in one.

Yup. They are fatal accidents. Means no one survived
The blood of Jesus did diddly squat for them

Bodydiialect57:
True.

I was once working with a machine when it ran over my thumb giving me a deep cut and blood gushing out. A girl working close by exclaimed that the thumb can never be the same again.

I answered her that she lied as she will see the thumb healed and restored. Two weeks down the thumb was restored as if nothing happened.



The way God wired our body, positioning every part to function so well even in cases of accidents and emergencies is truly an amazing miracle.

So what did you do to your thumb? Do tell? Did you go to the hospital or just raise it up for your god to heal?

1MILLIONLiGHTS:
Leave Religion and Spirituality out of this. Do you know how religious Saudi, Iran, Isreal and Japan are ? Have you ever seen them begging for money online ?

Lol. What is your point?

Zidac:
I know I will see comments like this one. A friend froze and dropped dead while eating right before my very eyes without any illness that I know of. His eye balls popped out then I could see how big a human eyes are. While people were crying, I quietly asked the Lord what to do and I heard Reach out for the anointing oil in your box. Immediately I dropped the oil in his mouth , it was as if water was boiling on the fire. I just muttered it's well. Instantly he jerked up with a force that I cannot explain we poured him water on the head and he laid back on the ground and started sleeping for many hours. When we took him to the hospital we were told that there was nothing wrong with him . God brought him back to life

Are you by any chance from Chosen?

SeraphicWind:
Stop defending divinity with fools sirs.

They will drain your energy.

Multiple times, accidents was projected to me. It was the blood of Jesus on my mouth that saved me.

My car was somersaulting for over 7 times once. I came out unhurt. It was the blood of Jesus that saved me.

There are dark forces and dark powers. There are dominions too. All these are realities on this dark earth. Don't let anyone deceive you sirs.

I advise you again. Ignore heathens. The mysteries of the cross are far hidden from them.

MANY OF THEM ARE CORRUPT, DARK, NEVER TO BE REDEEMED SOULS.

They may attempt to even corrupt your soul or plant the seed of doubt in you.

It was actually the blood of Jesus that the nurse pleaded that saved you. If it was your name, you are long gone!

Serve God bro, glorify him daily, magnify him, preach the cross of salvation to humanity.

That is why God saved you.

So u were counting as ur car was somersaulting? Whoa! This is awesome

kayperry:
i know it the name becos that name is pertinent to wonders/miracle

john 3:16 for God so love the world he sent his only son i.e Jesus to save

Someone is losing blood[/color]and another called out blood[color=#990000] of jesus

blood went for blood, jesus saved a soul thats the equation.

If shout was effective, hospitals we buy more megaphone or club speakers

Oga, i have seen all at the hospital, from childhood i don dey play around icu, theatre rooms .. .. forget academic reasoning here even doctors now bow

Do you know whats like to be around ICU weytin you no go see

Dude youre talking to a doctor. What did you encounter in the ICU

Dtruthspeaker:
Says the most foolishest atheists on earth. See the over stupid comment. Even mannequins have more sense than you.

Aha! He jumps into the fray. Can both of y'all link up. Y'all would make a cute gay couple. A match made in Nairaland heaven

chopnaira:
It's not hard. A nurse chaperone is always available.

Sometimes chaperones aren't always available. I have been in this shoes. A girl accused me of sexual assault cos I wanted to examine her chest. All the nurses were unavailable cos it was Oct 1st, a public holiday and the hospital was full. I didn't touch her and I was accused, imagine what would have happened if I actually touched her…

kayperry:
Lemme repeat what you just said back to yours ears ... someone is losing consciousness base on " blood deficiency" and you believe screaming that person name is what revived the person

Do you know a defibrillator and what it does even with all that electrical shock i have seen it failed ...
If screaming patient name is that effective, hospitals will have loudspeakers and not defibrillator .. we all go school but that doesnt mean we dont know when God show up for us.

This post right here is why our educational system is in shambles
First things first, how do you know it was the name that caused his resuscitation and not the shout?
Secondly, defibs work well, but if the cardiac arrest has lasted more than 10 mins or cause of death isn't cardiogenic, then of course the defib won't work. If one drowned and rushed to the clinic, would blood transfusion resuscitate him or her? Does it mean blood transfusions are effective?

stancydg:
So, he should thank the nurse shey? Who or what did the nurse scream? Your name? I hope you see how smart you are.

Science in itself confirms every iota of the Word of God. If the scientists so great acknowledge and their children till date, still do, kindly showcase your entity.

How and where did science confirm any religion? Una well so?

TenQ:
It's not for you to believe anything. He is just giving a testimony of what happened to him.

Even a video evidence can be deep-faked isn't it?

True videos can be faked but we can pick them out. Besides scientifically what he said isn't feasible.
If I tell you, thieves came to attack me and I jumped up 13th floor to ground floor, would you believe me? Isn't it my own testimony? Isn't this kind of 'testimonies' the reason why your fellow christians attack Lord Chosen? Btw, have you noticed their absurd testimonies stopped after social media ridiculed them?

LordGuru1:
Obviously, your eyes are no more working well. Check into nearest Hospital to see an Ophthalmologist as soon as possible. If the Cut Line is that Deep even after it has healed, his Thumb was definitely almost sliced off dangling, and the bone must have been clearly very visible. People have died from lesser wounds.

You can't die from minor vessels being cut, even if bones were exposed. It's only if major vessels are lacerated

Mcslize:
Your man made foólishness can't match the things of the creator.

Who gives you the air you breath? Who created you? And what make you think an empty entity like you who has no single power of his own can come out and mock God?

What gives you the audacity to do that if you ain't begging for your death already?

Unless you repent, you will die mysteriously bet me. All of you that love talking down on God will die one after the other and you will be burried like a criminal.

Dtruthspeaker now has competition for the Nairaland Dumbest Christard Terrorist(NDCT).
Don't worry the price this year would be a bigger sum of money