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helinues:Papa God nogo allow eyes to push man pikin in Jeeesus name, amen. |
helinues:No be small ting, my brother. The silence of the shoe-licking sheep is deafening, especially after all their bombast about how the sky would fall if justice caught up with their terrorist instigator kingpin. One wonders how many keyboard warriors will go and visit their demi-god in his filthy, rat-infested jail cell, as the coming years become decades, during which that cartoonish white Fendi space suit will become stained a nice shade of excrement brown, deep in that squalid dungeon where the sun never shines. |
Iran is ripe for regime change and only the new sheriff in town, Big Don Trumpenstein, can make this happen for them, Venezuela-style. Virgin hunters are simply too bloodthirsty to rule any nation in a peaceful manner. All they know is repression, genocide, and war. The Mullahs of Iran need to go, and by any means possible, whether fair or foul. Iran used to be a free, multi-religious nation where people of all faiths lived side by side in perfect harmony, back during the days of the Shah of Iran, but once the turban-heads took over, that once free nation has become hell on earth, where women are forced to dress like Batman, and where tyrants in turbans massacre their own people for sport. |
Can someone please offer me advice of how one can go about obtaining permission to visit Sokoto prison, for the purpose of licking the shoes of Nazi Kanu, of the "Show me di law" fame?
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NurseSnowToYou:Ma'am, the majority of enlightened Africans who have opted to remain in their ancestral lands wholeheartedly AGREE with every sentiment you have expressed here. Reading about the criminal capers and multi-billion dollar government handout looting perpetrated by the Islamist pirates of Minnesota, who REFUSE to integrate, and scurry about in Batman and Darth Vadar costumes, is enough to turn the stomach of all decent, honest, and hard-working human beings WORLDWIDE, who are shocked at the brazen criminality of the immigrant pirates, but also sickened by the boastful arrogance of those pompous pirates who impoverish the taxpayer funded coffers of Minnesota and other pirate enclaves across America. Round them up and ship them back to their glorious homeland, where God can try to figure out who, if anyone, was booted out of America "unjustly". Finally, Nigerians of ALL faiths are delighted that President Donald Trump has taken decisive action about the spread of Islamist terror in Nigeria, with his generous Christmas gift of Tomahawk sea-launched missiles that united scores of bug-eyed Islamist terror goons with their allocations of 72-year-old virgins in their imaginary paradise the night of December 25, 2025. We eagerly look forward to more such sorties being conducted by the US military's MQ9 Reaper drones over the coming weeks, to address the continued threat posed by Islamists to the populace and to Western interests all across the West African seaboard, but with particular emphasis on Nigeria, the 2009 birthplace of Islamist terror. God bless The USA God bless Nigeria God Bless Big Don Trumpenstein the Great ! |
SixSeven:Government of the Agberos For the Agberos And BY the Agberos |
Turnpt2:Many of the weapons carried by Islamist terror gangs in Nigeria originate from Libya, where militias loyal to late Libyan dictator Ghadaffi fled the country after their paymaster's fall, and fanned out southwards to the Sahel regions of West Africa. Rebels fighting the Algerian government also fled into West Africa when things got hot for them in Algeria, and in all cases those gunmen left with their weapons. |
SmartPolician:Uncle Sam is not done yet with arranging dates for the Islamist terror hordes. The response to the increased rate of terror attacks will be devastating and in multiple locations either sequentially or simultaneously. Let us relax, sit back and prepare to enjoy an even bigger fireworks show than the one Nigeria's Sokoto State witnessed on Xmas day 2026. |
franchasng:The Nigerian military already possesses surveillance drones that are night-vision capable, so there is no reason why they should not be deployed in rotating shifts to keep tabs on the enemy's movements to prevent this kind of surprise assault by terrorists on military bases. |
The US military's deployment of mysterious new alien-tech sound pressure wave weapons to swiftly neutralize all the layers of security surrounding President Maduro, knocking hapless guardsmen to their knees in excruciating pain without the US military yet firing a shot, is the stuff of any dictator's worst nightmare because that spectacularly successful snatching of Maduro could be replicated anywhere. When the complete neutralization of all radar and air defense facilities by the invading US forces who swooped into Venezuela for the capture of President Maduro is also taken into account, a picture of America's absolute global dominance in technology-driven offensive operations with transcontinental reach, becomes apparent. With a new American-installed caretaker administration now running the Venezuelan oil revenue cash register with US trade interests foremost in mind, the feasibility of a similar clinically efficient, low-body-count regime change occurring ANYWHERE on this planet, from Iran to Greenland, or even to Nigeria, transitions from the realm of plausible abstraction to that of statistical likelihood. The massive-scale air force transporter traffic and low-altitude fighter jet formation flights currently being witnessed from the Middle East to Western Europe all strongly suggest that a military invasion of gargantuan scale is in the offing, with Iran as the most likely location where the conflagration might be scheduled to kick off within weeks of counting down from this 16th day of January, 2026. The snowballing civil unrest in Iran, and the Islamist regime's attendant deadly crackdown on peaceful protesters that has left hundreds or even thousands of Iranians dead, provides the perfect backdrop for a well-timed Venezuela-style regime change in Iran whose people are clearly opposed to further Islamist dictatorship in their once-secular democracy. The next few weeks will usher in events of cataclysmic scale in the volatile Middle East, further cementing an emergent conventional wisdom in whose context NOTHING can be deemed to be too extreme or improbable, given the ultra-hawkish mindset of policy-makers in Washington today under the leadership of His Majesty King Trumpenstein The Great. |
If those bodies are inspected, they will be missing internal organs. They were killed not because of unpaid ransoms, but for the harvest of internal organs, which is a BIG business in Libya and other Arab countries that regard blacks as livestock. To all you would be immigrants planning to cross the Sahara desert to reach Arab countries, this is what awaits you at the hands of those Arabs. |
Richtaiwo:They lost an argument with soap and water haha. I will most definitely plagiarize this gem at some point in the future. |
To anyone feeling sad about canceling their travel plans to the USA, consider what could happen to you in today's America if you were there on a visit, only to wind up getting grabbed by intensely racist ICE agents, and then shipped off in handcuffs to El Salvador's prison of no return simply because you neglected to carry your passport with you at all times. The ICE Gestapo can spot a foreigner even before that person speaks with an accent that is not 100% American. If white women from Canada holding all necessary immigrant papers for the USA could get arrested and locked up to spend months in ICE concentration camps because they left America briefly, but then got nailed at the airport when returning to America, think of how much worse the outcome could be if the foreigner being arrested was a black African man. You could not pay me a million dollars to set foot in today's America, and any person from Africa who is lamenting their inability to visit America now should just count their blessings and visit somewhere safer like Canada or Europe, where there are no secret police authorized to snatch people out of the broken windows of their cars, and spirit them off into concentration camps. If Donald Trump does not want Nigerians setting foot in America, at least be grateful that Trump is willing to bomb the living crap out of Islamist terror mobs that make everyday life so perilous in Nigeria. Hopefully the world will witness more generous bombardment of terrorist targets in Nigeria by the US military in the coming months. |
bjdon:I'm hearing about this additional similarity between Japanese and Nigerian names for the first time. The history of mankind is so full of unexplored mysteries. |
Predictor3:Chai! Dat name when you give am get as e be o : AFRIC-ANUS. Let me don my thinking cap to better understand this name. |
DeepSight:The credence I assign African traditional religion is anchored in a recognition of the moral compass provided for believers by those ancient modes of worship, much in the same way that the Holy Bible's Ten Commandments could be regarded as a universal code of conduct distilled over centuries, for adherence by all who seek harmony with others by displaying compassion and refraining from inflicting harm. A traditional African hunter who sneaks through the forest stealing animals from the traps set by others, has transgressed Ogun's statutes. A person who deliberately harms others with premeditated acts may be warned to desist and repent for fear of invoking the wrath of Sango. |
DeepSight:As humans age above 60, their physical height can in some instances diminish to less than their earlier lifetime's stature, due to a subtle curvature that develops in the spinal column of some individuals, and the slight compression of the cartilage disks that separate the backbone's individual vertebrae bones. My sole encounter with Wole Soyinka was decades ago, and he towered above my 6 foot-one height, at that time. Now that you mention it, there is a slight forward stoop in Kongi's stance, as can be discerned from recent video footage as the man resolutely proceeds north of 90 years young. |
Wotowotoman:Your perception is noted and accepted for all it is worth in the real world. |
ogascomax:Ogun is the God of Iron who presides over the activities and destinies of blacksmiths and hunters in Yoruba tradition, just as Sango is the God of Thunder who harnesses the formidable power of nature when the skies turn grey and the ground trembles to the sound of inbound rolling thunder. |
Wotowotoman:This might be true. I stand 6 foot one inch, and Wole Soyinka stands at least 6 foot 4 inches. I know this for a fact, having been surprised at his towering physical height and athletic bulk when I first saw him at that time. |
FutureFocus:Very true. The Nobel Laureate is a seasoned marksman with his shotgun, who has bagged many a freezer-full of bush meat over the decades, and who has shared it generously with his kindred spirits with whom he roams the vast African heartland. |
AMINDA:As a Juju witch doctor with several degrees in Voodoo Sciences, my prescription to cure your severe case of unwarranted rage is as follows : 1. Three dried heads of mature MALE Agama lizards, tied together using a single strand of stubborn-grass 2. The carefully clipped toenails from the LEFT foot of a cemetery vulture that is known to be at least ten years old. 3. The germinating seeds from an ancient Iroko tree harvested from the Forest of Demons, and weighed accurately to be 500 grams. 4. The public heirs from a 72-year-old virgin who drinks Sapele Wata daily, shaved cleanly and soaked overnight in slightly rotten palm oil When all the ingredients are gathered as described above, place them in the blender and liquefy them at the high-speed setting for at least 3 minutes. Add cow urine as needed to maintain a gelatinous consistency during the blending. Now, keep this magic potion in the fridge and whenever you sense the onset of another self-righteous rage, simply drink 2 cups and relax. |
tobenuel:Kai ! Shege been dey follow awa Pellow Kwantiri-mans for back, like how tortoise house dey follow am for back. |
Northernblood8:Sank you, Megida. Greetings from another Pellow Kwantiri-man on a mission to collect my 72 as expected. |
Willy2025:In northern Nigeria, the terrorists and the "civilians" largely share the same expansionist ideology which calls for massacring all Christians who balk at converting to Islam under duress, using cattle herds to destroy their food crops, and grabbing their arable land as conquering occupiers, while imposing Sharia amputation "law" over the entire country of Nigeria, most especially over the nation's cash register, the Niger Delta oil fields, whose billion-dollar cash flow is coveted by the Arab financiers of the blood-soaked Jeehad unfolding across Sub Saharan Africa. |
It is common knowledge that Islamist terror marauders consume prodigious amounts of insanity-inducing drugs like Tramadol, cocaine, and crystal methamphetamine. This is why a collaboration between America's Afri-Com military presence in West Africa, and Nigeria's NDLEA drug enforcement agency, will yield dividends in the war against terror. Using Israeli-style skullduggery methods, consignments of psychoactive drugs destined for terror camps could be laced with powerful heart-stopping contaminants that will eliminate scores of bad guys without firing a shot. In the same vein, the US could opt to blow up drug delivery vehicles know to be bound for terrorist enclaves, in similar fashion to the way drug trafficking boats are being incinerated by prowling helicopter gunships scanning the waters off the coast of Venezuela like nocturnal birds of prey. Nigeria's wise decision to legalize cannabis in 2026, for taxed export cultivation means that drug interdiction efforts undertaken by this new Nigeria/USA alliance can optimize their efforts towards stamping out the trafficking in drugs that kill addicts, from SYNTHETIC (laboratory manufactured) cannabis, to Tramadol, Rohypnol, codeine, heroin, PCP, cocaine, and meth. |
Wole "Kongi" Soyinka, an African Lion in the Winter, whose storied life straddles the nebulous demarcation between mythology and history. Over 90 yet still in robust health thanks to a lifetime hiking rainforests and savannas alongside fellow hunters and barefoot philosophers. Wole Soyinka, a prolific literary icon for the generations in Africa, and far beyond her tumultuous shores where the sea meets the sand. I was privileged to have crossed paths with this physical and intellectual giant once, many moons ago, when he pulled up at the wheel of an olive-drab Jeep and poured fourth traditional libation to mark the denouement of a chronicle not unlike his own. |
adicius:No be small ting, pellow kwantiri-mans |
jeff1993:Torch for where? When e be say na carbide light traditional hunter dey tight for head to enter bush begin dey find meat |
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