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MadeInTokyo:

Maduro captured in less than the first full day of the war and he has already been sent to the United States, despite all the weapons Russia, China and Iran sent via Ships and Cargo planes to Venezuela over the past 3 months only for their President to be captured like goat in the first day of the war . It is clear people in Venezuela government were working for the CIA

This is what Putin and Russia have been trying to do on Ukraine for the past 3 years

American technology rules Planet Earth, and no force in existence with the possible exception of CHINA, can withstand a full scale US military attack anywhere around the globe.

Lukuluku69:
Actually it is nothing new. It has been an ongoing thing. Rumours has it that some Govt Agency saddled with safety on our Highways will often frisk dead accident victims and valuables (Cash mainly) change ownership before being deposit at morgue.

It is that bad.

Papa God forbid make the small change when dey my pocket change ownership, in Jeeesus name.

It is not my portion.

Chai. So na from there our Oga Road safety go see money to enjoy Xmas and new year accident season. No wonder why dem like Xmas time.

If those illiterate men consistently have luck and good fortune on their side, the aerodynamic projectile they are filmed rolling around on the ground while gleefully laughing, will turn out to be inert jettisoned missile fuel tanks.

If, on the other hand, such reckless individuals are abandoned by Lady Luck, the next fallen projectiles they put their paws on might turn out to be a highly unstable explosive warhead capable of obliterating all life-forms and structures in a 50-yard radius of the blast epicenter.

Lukuluku69:
Some "First responders " at Accidents scene are actually looking for what to steal.

Purses/Wallets, Phones and Devices and Jewelleries.

Some 2 years ago, a young man on a bike alongside the bike man died on the Road in my area when the bike ran into a stationary Dump Truck in the night (around 8pm. The road was not well lit)

The Boy Laptop and Phone was stolen while his body was still on the road.

I cried that night.

Indeed. The phrase "first responders" takes on a whole new demonic meaning in Nigeria, just as the Nigerian-invented word "sympathizers" describes swarms of thieves who descend on accident or disaster scenes to rob wounded and dead calamity victims.

illicit:
Of course

That's how we do here

Those responders, half of them come steal valuables ni... Including police and FRSC

No be small ting. Nigerian "first responders" and "sympathizers" are to be feared at any disaster scene. Even body parts are not safe from "sympathizers".

wirinet:
Sokoto in the 1980s. I did my A/Levels in Federal School of Arts and Science Sokoto. I hear its now a federal polytechnic. Its about 40 minutes from Sokoto itself, on the expressway to Ilela. The village was just about 15 minutes walk from the school inside the bush. Once a while we would treck to the village and see young girls of ages 13 - 18 running around topless.

Wow what an eye-popping scene to witness. Too bad the north of Nigeria is at war now with no end in sight. I hear in Togo the same relaxed dress-code is allowed for marriage-aged young women in some villages. I'll have to make a pilgrimage there some day.

wirinet:
You know the irony of the whole situation? Those villages where the young ladies go around topless are far more moral, than the burka wearing towns and cities. You hardly hear of rape, prostitution or sexual harassment. The ladies are married off early and you hardly hear of infidelity.

Ahem, and which specific state and local government area of Nigeria would that be?

Asking for a friend, of course.

God breast Nigeria.

DeLaRue:
What an exaggerated nonsense.

Tens of millions live in Lagos, Abuja, Kano, Ibadan, Enugu and several other towns and cities in Nigeria and carry on their daily business and activities. How many of them are actual victims of violent crime on a daily basis.

Outside of the terrorist activities in the northern part of the country, crime is not a daily experience of the overwhelming majority of Nigerians.

My experience in Nigeria has been DRAMATICALLY different from yours, sir, and I will leave it at that.

seunmsg:
American rapper Darryl Dwayne Granberry Jr., also known as DDG, has described Western media propaganda on Nigeria as “fake”.

The hip-hop musician, who is now on vacation in Lagos, stated that contrary to Western propaganda, Nigeria is “nowhere near” as dangerous as the United States.

He urged foreigners to visit Nigeria to see things for themselves.

Speaking in a video broadcast, DDG said, “I honestly think America is the most dangerous country. I don’t think Nigeria is as dangerous as America – nowhere near.


“No doubt, there is insecurity in Nigeria. But gun violence and gangsterism is not common in Nigeria as in America. So, if anybody is thinking about coming to Nigeria, pull up.”

DDG also said that he was taught Nigerian foods were unhealthy and that he should always boil water before drinking in Nigeria.

He claimed that, contrary to popular belief, Nigerian food, particularly jollof, are extremely nutritious.


https://thesun.ng/nigeria-safer-than-us-american-rapper-ddg/?amp


Cc: Mynd44 nlfpmod fergie001

Having spent enough years residing in America and in Nigeria, I disagree 100% with the opinion expressed by this rapper who claims that the USA is more dangerous than Nigeria. If the rapper had claimed that GHETTOES in America are more dangerous than Nigeria, his statement would be factual due to the prevalence of "Saturday Night Special" cheap and disposable $50 handguns in most American ghettoes, where the gang and drug culture has decimated generations of semi-educated black Americans.

From coast to coast USA, the odds of falling victim to gang violence drop off steeply as soon as one leaves the inner-city ghetto, and moves into any middle class suburb, even if that safe haven is just a few blocks from the ghetto's boundary lines.

In Nigeria, however, there is NO "safe neighborhood" because kidnappers and armed robbers can strike anywhere and any time, against any and all Nigerian citizens who cannot afford to have armed police guards. When driving along any highway in Nigeria, the risk of getting ambushed and kidnapped that is prevalent all over Nigeria, simply does NOT exist in ANY American city or rural area.

Unless one is wealthy and connected enough to charter helicopters for routine inter-city travel in Nigeria, literally ANY road trip could wind up becoming a one-way trip into hell. The absence of any such ambush danger along ALL highways in the USA , taken as a single factor of consideration, makes Nigeria orders of magnitude more dangerous than any part of America, including the Deep South.

More than likely, the American rapper visiting Nigeria spent his entire holiday in an up-scale area like Lekki or Victoria Island in Lagos, and on noting that there was no gunplay as is a normal occurrence in American ghetto night clubs, concluded WRONGLY that the entire nation of Nigeria must be safer than his ghetto "hood" stateside.

LtChisom:
So if a christian brother that is indigenous to the north holds hands and embraces another indigenous christian lady in the market square, your colleagues won't come for them and all of you will keep to your business?

I doubt the zealots will ever be capable of minding their own business, especially when they sight a woman that makes their maggots twitch.

justli:
Wrong. Men own the women.

Ok I understand. Their women are property like livestock but lower in rank. Makes sense. It also makes sense to keep women enslaved so that the men will always have victims close by whenever they feel like humiliating and assaulting them for kicks.

Israeili drones would be most welcome to join the party and help Big Don Trumpenstein to convey virgin hunters to their imaginary paradise in batches of hundreds.

wirinet:
Don't mind them. Criminals are ravaging their villages and raping their young girls, they did not form hisbah to confront the criminals. Criminals politicians are stealing their's and their children's future, they are not angry enough to protest or do anything about it, its the poor woman or poor guy in keke Marwa that they ate so obsessed about. They are more concerned about women conversing with men that Criminals raping their women and their future.

No be small ting. Industrial scale madness in Nigerianistan, the land of idiocy, illiteracy, unholy violence, and misplaced priorities.

Judd007:
Which country is Yobe?

Nigerianistan. The land of the 72-virgin-hunters. Western education is forbidden there.

GreenCovering:
It is true that Islam encourages growth in spirituality and piety. But many of the rules and recommendations that advance people on this path are not part of governance laws. In fact, they could break people rather than model them if forcefully applied.

That is why, Islam commands the man to lower his looks if a lady is provocatively dressed. Therefore the discipline is enjoined on the man rather than confronting the young woman. From this, it can be seen that they are going about it the wrong way.

You can't interfere in a private discussion between a man and a woman as far as there is no public display of affection. Leave them to their maker but preach generally.

Wow that is scary. "Leave them to their maker, but preach to them generally."

Those words are heavy with layers of meaning. When I hear an African say "Leave them to their maker", I take it to mean : "I deeply hate them, but rather than stab them myself, I will leave the moral judgement, followed by punishment or preferably killing of these people who I PRESUME are sinners, to my unforgiving and violent God, for merciless execution."

But then, the second part of the quote above shows a softer side to the silent disdain being subtly expressed towards a random unknown man observed by the zealot to be speaking with a woman aboard a shared public transport vehicle.

"Preach to them generally" shows an inclination by the zealot to poke his long nose into the private conversation between a male and female sharing a bus ride, and who are complete strangers to the zealot deciding to admonish them sternly so God isn't forced to whack them dead.

Hey, Sheikh, your words have offered deep insight into the thinking process of zealots, who I am now absolutely convinced are alien life-forms who arrived as spaceship refugees on Planet Erath after fleeing a distant war-ravaged planet amid the cosmos, but who now seek to colonize the entirety of Planet Earth by force or arms combined with an accelerated breeding of stark illiterates, using multiple under-age spouses.

Let us say now that someone placed a curse on me, and the next day I find myself in Yobe State riding aboard a rickety little minibus. I feel a sharp pain in my foot, and I look down to notice that a very fat and smelly humanoid wearing a full facial disguise Batman costume and gunny sack hazmat suit has planted their massively heavy elephantine foot on my toes.

Now in this hypothetical scenario man pikin might face on what I would presume might be a journey to hell as atonement for all my sins, what exactly would be my options to stop the bone-crushing pain emanating from my trapped toes. Which of these course of action should I choose?

1. Scream for the driver to stop because I am having a heart attack and don't want to become a police coroner exhibit in the driver's minibus.

2. Shout that the driver should stop and let everyone out because I can smell fire coming from the engine compartment that could kill us all.

3. Call the attention of the rhinoceros in Batman garb to remove their shoe from my toes, and thereby risk arrest, trial by some random bearded fellas, leading to painful and traumatic man-member amputation the very next Friday in front of the death cult worship house.

My new year's resolution is to speak with honesty whenever possible henceforth, and since I cannot feasibly deny all the sinful but exhilarating things I have done while grappling with comely wenches in various stags of unndress, it is pretty much certain that I will go to hell after I die, which means I might be doomed to spend the afterlife in Yobe State under the Taliban there. This is why MUST know the answer to the question I posed above, so I can jot it down as a tattoo across my forehead to ensure safe keeping whenever my time comes to kick the old bucket.

Burob:
So for that reason, we should separate Nigeria?

Let me consult my Babalawo before I reply this question. First I will fast for 7 days and 7 nights in preparation for my visit to the forest.

Burob:
So we should break up Nigeria because of those illiterate fundamentalists?

Chai you wickett o. You want him to reply with a "yes" to your baited question, so that he can be banned.

Nice try, but he is most likely aware of the trap you set for him haha

fredoooooo:
Is that part of Nigeria or yobe is in Afghanistan

All na the same. Stay away for from their madness life, and hope US drones will keep such loonies out of Nigeria's educated zones.

Burob:
What kind of coward assertion is this, that Nigeria should break up because of the activities of some illiterate Islamic fundamentals?

In fairness to Paragon, he seems to be expressing a concern that NYSC corps people posted to Nigeria's illiterate zones might not be able to assimilate all the ridiculous religious edicts in force there, and could wind up getting their head cut off by enraged bearded goons with chit for brains.

Yankee101:
So it’s becoming Afghanistan like joke

Actually this segregation of the genders has been in force for residents of Kano for decades. Back in the day I visited Kano and was baffled to see that some minibuses were marked with child-like paintings of women wearing masquerade costumes, to indicate that men who entered such buses that were reserved for women, could get locked up or have the crap beaten out of them by scary-looking Taliban men sporting horrid beards.

This madness goes WAAAAAY back in the regions of Nigeria where western education is forbidden.

Haha this is one of the most baffling threads I've followed in this forum, because all respondents speak in riddles, making it virtually impossible to figure out what exactly is being said, or what any of the cryptic references mean.

Anyway, I love a good mystery, so I'm tagging along for the ride, after partaking of some adequately potent Ogbomosho weed this January 2026 day.

Oya, Red Horse, please proceed with the battle. We dey follow una for back. No shaking.

That snake may be brown in color, but the inside of its mouth is black, which is where it go its name - The Black Mamba, whose bite can drop a fully grown elephant in its tracks with a single bite delivered at lightning speed.

Presumably the woman feasting on that snake took her time to remove the head, whose hollow fangs deliver a payload of the deadliest reptile toxin known to science.

ManknowThyself:
The best thing is stop men and women from living together.

This people sense start from behind.

All women should be allowed to leave parts of the country where they are hated by the sexually frustrated men who dream up laws. With an all-male society there will be no further need to pass laws to punish women, or force them to wear masquerade costumes in the tropical heat of Africa.

Once women have been allowed to evacuate from such places that are ruled by hatred, misogyny and oppression, the men left behind in that same-sex society can copulate with each other, or with cattle and goats as the mood dictates. With this simple change in gender demographics, the men remaining in such glorious lands can all live happily ever after without any risk that they will breed more such illiterate savages who might be born with a taste for blood.

DomPerignon:
By drones I believe you are talking about the low flying remote controlled drones being deployed in the Ukraine war to great effect.

How is the US military going to deploy their drones without being in proximity to the intended targets?

The batteries and radio signal range of those Ali Baba converted drones are very limited and have an effective signal range less than 6-7km.

So you are going to need drone controllers on the ground which in turn will require US troops being deployed.

Even with futuristic AI powered technology which is being developed that will have these type of drones deployed from an aircraft and then loiter over an area within range of a comms link , these proposed AI opportunistic seek and destroy drones raise strong ethical questions .

Israel admitted that they deployed AI in targeting Palestinian civilians for elimination based on links to Hamas to anyone who has lost a relative in the past to IDF targeted killings or has someone imprisoned in Israel.

So paraventure the US can deploy such Ai decision making autonomous drones what are the criteria used in identifying a terrorist combatant so to speak?

That aside, just know that Trump has moved on to other things and this will be the last of such belligerent action taken by the WH on Nigerian soil.

Patience, Young Grasshopper. All things will be known in the fullness of time. The poorer a man becomes, the more evil spirits he encounters.

Uncle Sam may speak with a quiet and polite voice, but he carries a big stick that will soon be deployed to the amazement of us all.

We can at least agree that the safety of Christians in Nigeria can only ever be a tangential benefit of America's ongoing pest eradication agenda in Nigeria, whose Christmas evening ninety-minute missile barrage tallied up to nearly $20 million USD in spent ordnance. Naturally such a massive investment in Nigeria's first bombardment gift, and in all others to follow, will be motivated primarily by America's desire to qualify for preferential pricing regimes on Nigeria's premium quality petroleum crude oil.

Regardless of the cold business facts underpinning this hugely appreciated US assistance to turn the tide in Nigeria's 16-year-old war on Islamist terror, all Nigerians of all religious faiths who are content with the SECULAR electoral democracy already in place, and who regard Islamist terrorist invaders as vermin overdue for mass culling, are jubilant over Donald Trump's decision to militarily prevent the great nation of Nigeria from winding up as a rogue Islamic caliphate terrorized by sharia law enforcers with guns.

AngelicBeing:
Gbsmsulotey hahahahahahaha, General Jakumo a Senior Adviser on Military Science and Desert Strategy to Donald Olawale Ibrahim Musa Azikiwe Trump PBUH SAW has spoken, IMAGINARY PARADISE indeed full of useless VIRGINS, any god that can't defend himself is a useless and moronic god, l spit on that useless Weak god... hahaha 😂

Haha no be small ting. my broda.

Chai, Sheikh Goofy nogo fit sleep dis night because of vess and hypertension if he mistake read how you write concern him boys dem today.

DomPerignon:
Last time you underated northern response to your intended madness and after killing all.their leading political figures and military officers and then installing yourselves as dictators over the polity while going about rubbing salt into injury by mocking and insulting northerners to their faces how did that end up for you guys?

Underrate north madness at your own peril.

They can and are a civil people but the minute you cross them that is when you will.see madness.

The average Hausa does not look face and only fears his God, Allah. If shit hits the fan again as you all are pushing and a US war machine rolls into the north, it will be America's Vietnam 10.0

The sheer number of northern military age males in the north are going to give the US war machine a very bad experience they will never forget and the optics of a US military fighting a war in black Africa under any guise or excuse will be terrible and will only see America's involvement as nothing short if imperialism.

Forget all these talk about US wunderwaffen dropping bombs and launching cruise missiles from afar. No war has been won without having boots on the ground and that's the last thing even the belligerent Trump who is now like a rabid pit bull being controlled by Netanyahu on a short leash won't want to be remembered for.

Since Trump declared Nigeria a sh1thole and has since made it harder for Nigerians no matter the tribe or creed to.migrate to the US, questions will be asked by American citizens why a racist bigoted Trump.is sending US troops to Nigeria.

And when US troops begin to be shipped back in coffins , all hell.will be let loose.

No US troops will be required to subdue and brutally exterminate Islamist virgin hunters infesting Nigeria in today's rapidly evolving age of the drone. The history of past armed conflicts, though educational from strategic and tactical standpoints, no longer rises to the level of becoming a key determinant with respect to the anticipated outcome of future wars fought by flying robots in Nigeria and beyond.

The fabled warriors of northern Nigeria won't have any reason to become cannon fodder in a lopsided war against American troops because drones that are never even visible from the ground will do the honors wherever and whenever Islamist terror marauders are spotted from the air. The bad actors will be blown asunder without warning, without any sign of an enemy on the ground or in the sky.

The next few weeks will illustrate to anyone who remains skeptical about the capability of modern drones, just how far the technology has advanced in the past 5 years alone.

soojar:
Did you read the report?

* Timed bomb
* Set to 5 mins
* Ran to the market before the detonation

I read only the headline that spoke of a suicide bomber being paid to kill himself. The antics of those zealots are defined by madness so I didn't even bother to read the details haha.

SisterAnn:
But this was not even a suicide bombing. That's why he was caught. He said they buried them and when it was time, they detonated them and ran away.

I failed to read the fine print, so I thank you for this clarification. I saw the term "suicide bombing" in the story title and assumed the report was about a lunatic being paid to commit murder-suicide. The absurdity of such a headline sent my typing fingers into a frenzy haha.

DomPerignon:
You will understand what Henry Kissinger meant when he said ''America is harmless as a foe but dangerous as an ally''.

Today as 2025 makes way for 2026, quite a few major highways crisscrossing Nigeria are off-limits to the wise, due to the extremely high risk of ambush and kidnap by Islamist slave-raider gunmen. In the middle-belt of Nigeria, historically recognized as the nation's agricultural bread-basket, thousands of farmers have abandoned their fertile ancestral land to Islamist invaders now squatting on those lands, while just as many middle-belt Nigerians have been hacked down by machete-wielding terrorists herding crop-destroying cattle that wreak damage on agrarian livelihoods comparable to swarms of locusts.

In multiple locations across the country, countless churches and a handful of mosques have been burnt down after worshippers had been kidnapped or massacred by the same Islamist terror gangs. In summary, Nigeria was already losing a war of Islamist occupation before the US, Israel and UK stepped in to avert a total overrun of Nigeria by a bloodthirsty fundamentalist terror gang being lavishly financed by shadowy Middle Eastern cartels with a greedy eye focused on Nigeria's Niger Delta oil fields.

If it takes the establishment of a heavy US military presence in Nigeria and not just in Ghana to provide an urgently needed bulwark against the blood-soaked tide of Islamist terror currently spreading across the West African seaboard, then such a precedent has already been set by the long-term presence of US military bases in Germany, The UK, Korea, and Japan, to name a few electoral democracies that have hosted US military bases for DECADES with ZERO adverse consequences.

absoluteSuccess:
That's novelty, I love that.

But we can also snap back to reality if we so wish.

Here's hoping Nigerian's diabolical Sheikh Goofy qualifies for the Sindar Sanction that Israel introduced to the world recently.

It will be such a pleasant change to have silence replace the constant irritation of bleating by that goat-bearded Bin Laden wanna-be.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the bedroom tackle of Sheikh Goofy and all who share his hallucinatory vision for Nigeria's future.