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Politics › Re: Thanks To POTUS & Nethanyahu For Switching The Narrative by Jakumo(m): 2:08pm On Dec 31, 2025
absoluteSuccess:
One of my best American authors, President Donald Trump, and the Prime Minister of the state of Israel, Benjamin Nethanyahu has dared the "axis of evil" that has build up in Nigeria for over a decade, causing them to stampede out of their hideouts.

Thank you Bibi, thank you Donald, thank you President Tinubu, GCFR., for all the efforts invested to rein in the killing spree of the children of "maitasin" that's been on the rise.

From now on, the story will never be the same again with the terrorists and their enablers, their sympathisers and the bunch that always feel entitled to do evil in their radicalism. You have stirred the hornets nest, you will commit your atrocities in public glare from now.

You will always feel invincible, thinking you are doing the biddings of your god killing others for your opinion about issues that has no effect on why the sun rises everyday, but you will reap full rewards of your evil at the fullness of time.

There's no hiding place, from the father of creation.
With the might of the US military and the innovative warfare technological genius of Israel BOTH on board to help Nigeria eradicate virgin-hunting terrorists from the living world forever, the lingering nightmare Nigeria has undergone since the 2009 Islamist invasion of terror kicked off will soon be over forever.

it is now possible to predict that a definitive END to this era of darkness and murder in Nigeria is on the horizon and approaching fast thanks to Uncle Sam's galloping cavalry arriving amid a could of dust and in the nick of time.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Zah & Mubang In Adamawa, Kills 14 Residents by Jakumo(m): 1:26pm On Dec 31, 2025
KnownUnknown:
Religion has really made you people stupid. See how this one is calling for genocide.
Reading some of the virgin hunters' deranged comments in this forum, one cannot help but wonder which is more dangerous to the public - a lunatic with a gun, or a religious fanatic expecting a reward of 72 virgins in an imaginary paradise where killers go after committing mass murder.
Politics › Re: I Was Paid ₦100,000 To Bomb Worshippers – Suspected Maiduguri Suicide Bomber by Jakumo(m):
Evidently this suicide-bombing virgin hunter was hoping to take 100K naira as spending money in his imaginary paradise that he will somehow reach even if the explosion tore his entire physical body up into tiny pieces.

As a premise to my question about the fate of that 100K suicide salary, let us suspend common sense for a moment and pretend that our suicide bomber will, on arrival in paradise, magically morph back together all those scattered ground-up meat chunks, intestines and bone fragments of his sliced and diced body, including that all-important manhood he would need to service the virgins.

Now, returning to the 100K naira ( $66.66c in USD) cash suicide bonus that the bomber MUST carry in his pocket when the bomb goes off killing innocent bystanders, inquiring minds demand to know whether such a 100K naira cash reward, which, during the explosion will be atomized into a shower of confetti, will ALSO morph back into nice clean, "re-assembled" naira currency notes all ready to spend on wining and dining the 72 virgins there in that imaginary paradise.

To satisfy my morbid curiosity as a post-graduate scholar delving into the phenomena of madness and insanity in the context of religious brainwashing and indoctrination, I would be grateful if any terrorist sympathizers in da house could help me de-mystify this question of how the 100K cash reward for mass murder will arrive INTACT in the suicide bomber's imaginary sex-paradise, despite the massive detonation of the bomb he used to depart from the mortal realm.

Thank you and god breast Nigeria, the departure lounge for ALL direct flights to Islamists' fabled sex-paradise.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Zah & Mubang In Adamawa, Kills 14 Residents by Jakumo(m): 10:02am On Dec 31, 2025
Truthissupreme:
It's like the USA strike has empowered them
You don't seem to understand the primary motivation of the Islamist virgin hunters. These gunmen are all about SEX, and nothing more. They are FORBIDDEN from having girlfriends before getting "married" to their kidnap victims who agree to such unions at gunpoint, so a large percentage of the virgin hunters become impatient after beating their little maggot-meat members every night while alone in their forest hideouts.

Impatience breeds violence, and the virgin hunters, perhaps having seen some of their colleagues cooked like so many cockroaches by US missiles landing in their camps, become agitated enough to go out and kill innocent villagers in a bid to attract the attention of the US military, who they now regard as the only reliable dating service who can quickly dispatch them to their imaginary paradise where their allocation of 72 virgins awaits them.

A sane person can NEVER understand the extreme idiocy of virgin hunters, but the madness in the minds of the terrorists never ceases to motivate them until they are clinically dead from explosions. Thankfully for Nigeria's long-suffering population of rational people, Uncle Sam understands the madness of the terrorists, and is also in a position to help them along to achieve their lustful ambitions deep in the infernal bowels of hell, where they will all go by installment once the bombardment resumes in earnest.

God bless Big Don Trumpenstein.

God Bless Nigeria

God bless the USA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvPgYLhOq24
Politics › Re: Us Army To Strike Again: Donald Trump Threatened by Jakumo(m): 6:56am On Dec 31, 2025
LagosOrigin:
Trump knows all there locations same way the Israel prime minister knew the hideouts of terrorists in Iran .

Trump will take out the terrorists , he mean every words of it .
The terrorists can be likened to cockroaches. The first salvo of missiles killed a few virgin hunters, while the rest scattered like cockroaches. The eye in the sky is currently observing the panicked 'roaches to note where they gather again in sufficient concentrations to merit follow-up eradication missile launches.

This procedure of bomb, observe, and bomb again, will thus be repeated by US drones and warships until such time as the surviving 'roaches scurry back across the border to to Niger, Mali and Chad, from where they originated, although quite a few of them might regard the bombardment not as a threat, but as an opportunity to be united with the 72 virgins of their crazed imaginations.

That sex-fixated category of virgin hunter will likely prefer to be killed within Nigerian territory, and this social service will be performed for them by the circling US drones in between reducing all terrorist weapon storage sites to rubble.
Politics › Re: Amotekun Arrests 39 Suspected Terrorists Fleeing Sokoto, Hiding In Ondo Forests by Jakumo(m): 8:04pm On Dec 30, 2025
Adaisback:
The mere fact that they are fleeing from.Sokoto is a red flag . They all should be imprisoned but wait o , I thought the order is 'shoot at sight ' for terrorists
I hope the terrorists did not repent in order to qualify for a government salary and annual Hajj allowance.
Politics › Re: Sheikh Gumi Labels Nigerians Supporting U.S. Sokoto Airstrikes ‘stupid’, by Jakumo(m): 12:49pm On Dec 30, 2025
Food4Thought:
Something will happen to this man soon. He has already bitten more than he can chew.
Your prediction will likely come to pass. Maybe the Sinwar Sanction will be his well-deserved fate one day when he is least expecting it.
Sports › Re: Identity Of Two People Who Tragically Died In The Anthony Joshua Crash by Jakumo(m): 11:36am On Dec 30, 2025
callmeDDD:
That's so sad. This may eventually end his career. The trauma won't allow him to go back to the ring.
The Champ already retired from the ring, so all he needs do now is manage his wealth and investments while enjoying life as best he can.

The one thing that might change is that Tony Joshua may limit his travels to countries where trucks are never left partially blocking major highways.
Sports › Re: Sina Ghami & Latif "Latz" Ayodele Died In Anthony Joshua's Accident by Jakumo(m): 11:32am On Dec 30, 2025
fxexperts:
You mean the kind of chopper that killed Wigwe and his entire family. Some of you talk with reasoning.
For every one person killed in a helicopter crash in Nigeria, a thousand people were killed in car crashes on Nigerian highways.

The probability of dying in a helicopter crash is statistically MUCH lower than the odds of dying in a car crash, in ANY country one cares to mention.
Sports › Re: Sina Ghami & Latif "Latz" Ayodele Died In Anthony Joshua's Accident by Jakumo(m): 10:37am On Dec 30, 2025
sharpwriter:
Ẹ̀gbọ́n... This thing wey you write no be am. You never dey the gang of who I go insult. Merry Xmas and happy new year in advance.
By all means please feel free to insult me for expressing my honest opinion. A free flow of uncensored ideas is why forums like this exist.

You can call me whatever you like, but you must NEVER call me late where cash is being shared, or where women are shedding bikinis .
Politics › Re: Expect More US Airstrikes To Come On Terrorist Camps In Nigeria. by Jakumo(m): 8:59am On Dec 30, 2025
pdppower:
That should be tomorrow na so that it can be new Year gift for them
And there you have it. Double Chief Ogagun Trump, Oya do the right thing to take mark our new year
Sports › Re: Sina Ghami & Latif "Latz" Ayodele Died In Anthony Joshua's Accident by Jakumo(m):
SadiqBabaSani:
AJ should have used a chopper, that Road is very dangerous
The chartered helicopter could have taken the champ from his hotel in Lekki, Lagos, directly to Ibadan in less than 15 minutes flight time.

For all his brilliance, technique and power as a world-class boxer, Anthony Joshua's instinct for self-preservation was not attuned enough to prevent him from traveling aboard a flashy new SUV along one of the most kidnapper-infested highways on this green planet.

A man worth tens of millions of dollars would have been the hostage catch of a lifetime for a terrorist Fulani kidnapping bandit gang of the sort that set up frequent blockades on that same Ibadan Expressway with regularity, until just a few months ago when security was beefed up in the area.
Politics › Re: Sheikh Gumi Labels Nigerians Supporting U.S. Sokoto Airstrikes ‘stupid’, by Jakumo(m): 4:24pm On Dec 29, 2025
webbro007:
Sheikh gumi,is d sword of Allah
It will be instructive to see how Alan's sword stacks up against the fearsome and mysterious MQ9 Reaper extermination drone.

In other words, your buddy Alan's arms just might be a hair too short to box with Jeeesus.

Time will tell. Let us sit back and see how this muffug plays out in the fullness of time.
Politics › Re: Sheikh Gumi Labels Nigerians Supporting U.S. Sokoto Airstrikes ‘stupid’, by Jakumo(m): 3:47pm On Dec 29, 2025
doncartel:
We now need a permanent US military base in Nigeria to protect us from these individuals.

A joint US-Israeli base. They will also help us to conduct future elections so that if Israel catches that Wike trying to rig, his house fit turn to Gaza.
I support this idea. If the US can maintain a military footprint in Japan, Korea, Germany, the UK and other nations too many to list, then certainly the USA can set up a base in Nigeria to counterbalance the expanding Russian military adventures in West Africa.
Politics › Re: Sheikh Gumi Labels Nigerians Supporting U.S. Sokoto Airstrikes ‘stupid’, by Jakumo(m): 3:45pm On Dec 29, 2025
Those who feel offended by the comical ululations of this horrid little man called Mr. Goofy have forgotten that by openly expressing his violent opposition to the ongoing US vermin eradication exercise in Nigeria, Mr. Goofy can now be congratulated for drawing the attention of Uncle Sam to his role as a terrorist spokesman and financier who is on record as having personally delivered kidnap ransom money to his Islamist goons in the bush, of which many were sent to paradise on Christmas day 2025.

If President Tinubu is for political reasons feeling reluctant to jail Mr. Goofy as a reward for his hysterical ranting in support of the very terror gangs that have earned their place in the crosshairs of American drones aloft over Nigeria as these words are typed, then Big Don Trump will have NO such qualms at all about instructing the Ministry of War to classify Goofy as a viable target for air-launched ordnance, or perhaps for the attention of something a little more intimate such as the small Kamikaze drone that found and smoked a terror kingpin called Sinwar who had been cowering in the rubble of a building in the Middle East.

Were I a gambling man, my money would be on Mr. Goofy meeting his maker in the very near future, after which all this irritating noise emanating from Mr. Goofy's blabbering big mouth will fade away like a bad dream at dawn.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Reveals That Bandits Evaded US Airstrike by Jakumo(m): 12:10pm On Dec 29, 2025
DeepSight:
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I feel the tangible returns will be elsewhere.

In the ego boosting of Trump and in back door electoral, oil and mineral deals.
Of course Uncle Sam must recoup his gigantic cash outlay in the form of favorable pricing when purchasing Nigeria's highly prized Bonny Light crude petroleum oil, but then, there can be no more patriotic an application of a nation's resources, than to cover the cost of security for its citizens AND for visiting foreign investors.

Nigeria's petroleum crude oil exports, most recently quantified as 1.5 million barrels daily in December 2024, and priced at $77 per barrel that year, translates to a hard currency export earning of $117 million USD per day that is THEORETICALLY paid into Nigeria's federal coffers.

With this magnitude of hard currency income stream accruing on a daily basis, Nigeria can easily afford to set aside a few days worth of oil export proceeds as its anti-terror war-chest from which the US Department of War can be reimbursed to cover at least part of the dollar price tag of all missiles that are devoted to eradicating Islamist terrorists and other destructive vermin from Nigerian soil.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Reveals That Bandits Evaded US Airstrike by Jakumo(m): 11:16am On Dec 29, 2025
DeepSight:
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I just dont know why you are so sure this happened as you described. I mentioned that reporters have been to the scenes. I dont know what kind of magical clean up would not even leave a drop of blood behind.

Especially when we consider that it would be to the credit and triumph of both governments if they were able to say X amount of terrorists were eliminated. Yet they have not even claimed one.

Anyway sha. Káṣìmáawòó.
MKO's middle name, "Kashimawo" remains prophetic decades after he exited the stage of life while on the cusp of actualizing his electoral victory in Nigeria's June 12th, 1993 presidential election.

Returning to the present, a rough tally of Uncle Sam's ordnance investment for northern Nigeria's vermin cull during the Christmas night 2025 commencement salvos, includes 12 Tomahawk missiles at $1.5M each that were launched from warships plying the Gulf of Guinea waters, and 16 Hellfire missiles launched by orbiting MQ9 Reaper drones, each valued at over $100K USD, for a grand total outlay of $19.6 MILLION dollars USD that was used to bless the deserving residents of terrorist camps in Sokoto state, on behalf of the Nigerian people, between midnight and 1.30am on Xmas night, December 26th, 2025.

No nation or corporate entity can walk away from such a massive investment without ensuring that tangible returns are recorded in the form of verifiable damage inflicted, and enemy combatants permanently demilitarized. The Christmas missile fest in Nigeria will likely pale in comparison to the follow-up operations that are certain to be in the pipeline for execution over a much wider area within days rather than weeks from today, December 29th 2025.

This is a very bad time to be a virgin-hunting Islamist terror hoodlum in Nigeria, as events soon to unfold are sure to illustrate in stark terms.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Reveals That Bandits Evaded US Airstrike by Jakumo(m):
A soldier ought to be more aware than most about how artillery shells, bombs, and missiles wreak their damage upon detonation. The shrapnel payload that flies outward when a hand grenade explodes, for example, is not ASSURED to hit every person within the blast radius of that grenade that is standard issue for soldiers heading into front-line battle.

It is therefore perfectly normal that Nigerian military personnel posted near the northern Nigerian locations where missiles landed on Christmas night would have witnessed panicked terrorists fleeing in disarray from the target area, but perhaps in numerical strength that ruled out direct confrontation for the observing federal troops.

What those soldiers were unlikely to witness in real time would be the scene of industrial-scale carnage that was the aftermath of those warheads igniting to deadly effect on impact amid crowds of terrorist gunmen. The sea of roasted terrorist cadavers and meat chunks thereof, are certain to lie in areas BEHIND enemy lines where federal troops dare not venture without robust air support from orbiting helicopter gunships laying down suppressing fire in coordination with infantry maneuvers on the ground.

All the same, night-vision surveillance drone cameras will have taken multiple photographs of the bomb damage meat-grinder hells-scape in ultra-high resolution imagery to be studied by US Department of War analysts who may feel no obligation to share such imagery with the general public, due to tactical considerations in what is an ongoing pest eradication program being implemented to stabilize Nigeria before it is too late.
Politics › Re: What To Expect When The U.S Finally Sends Troops To Nigeria by Jakumo(m): 2:47pm On Dec 28, 2025
budaatum:
I am finding that the Nigerian media is rather silent on the recent bombing of Nigeria by USA.

By now I'd expect Nigerian journalists to have arrived on ground and be reporting from Sokoto, but most I'm finding is undetailed reports mainly by foreign media who are not reporting who was bombed or killed.

So, if anyone has info, links please or eyewitness. Thanks.
The terror training camps that were obliterated lie deep within enemy territory far from major population areas, so any vehicle plying roads in that area could be attacked. Bomb damage pictures will emerge in good time, after a whole lot more damage has been inflicted by Uncle Sam's eye in the sky and the bear in the air.
Politics › Re: We Delayed Strike In Nigeria To Deliver Christmas Present:Trump by Jakumo(m): 2:44pm On Dec 28, 2025
Heffalump:
Trump is such a humorous and comical person himself. I personally like his sincerity of purpose. What he says he'll do, he actually does it without fear or favor, no matter whose Ox is gored.

I wish Joe Biden was like him in his wasted 4 years. No wonder the Americans asked him to comeback and fix the country almost slipping into a 5h1thole like a typical African country. Without America and Israel, the world will be the hardest place to live due to Islamic terrorism.
I hear ya, my brethren. I cannot wait to see that mad old illegal immigrant woman Lilian Omar, who Donald Trump hates with a passion, booted onto her flight back to Sweet Home Mogadishu, NEVER to set foot in America for the rest of her wasted life. She can go wear that dumb-looking matron scarf BACK in her delightful homeland of Somalia.
Politics › Re: South Africa's Freedom Fighters EFF Condemn US Airstrikes In Nigeria by Jakumo(m): 2:24pm On Dec 28, 2025
DeepSight:
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Much respected Jaks, why you unleash like this na? Be calming down oh. Abi na like this me myself fit receive in future?
Let's accept that there are different views on this matter.

There remains no need to think anyone who suspects the intentions of the USA is a terrorist sympathizer.

I myself have suffered loads of such accusations not just from this matter but from my defense of Palestinian rights.
I have even been called a closet Muslim, of all things, and a spokesman for Hamas to boot.
This subject of Islamist terror gangs conducting slave-raids and massacres in Nigeria with such alarming regularity is a very emotional subject for me because it hits so close to home.

Anybody at all, who will lend a hand towards the pest eradication that is so urgently needed in Nigeria should be welcomed with open arms, because the tragic consequence of inaction has been seen in Nigeria since 2009, in a pattern that is spreading at an alarming rate.
Politics › Re: Trump Orders US Military To Strike ISIS Group In Nigeria by Jakumo(m): 1:53pm On Dec 28, 2025
dofman:
😀😀😀 in summary your spirit is Triump no be your god again ?

What a powerless god .
If you think the US military is "powerless" could you please be kind enough to let me know the variety of cannabis that you smoke when preparing to write about your hallucinations in this forum?
Politics › Re: South Africa's Freedom Fighters EFF Condemn US Airstrikes In Nigeria by Jakumo(m): 12:25pm On Dec 28, 2025
Hightablevoice2:
I am not going to lecture you on what sovereignty means, because clearly you have no idea what it is.
While your whole idea of response is based on the assumption that I sympathize with the atrocities committed by some armed radicalized entities is nothing but false, your fault in admitting that Nigeria is being attacked by a foreign nation, whose only interest is not for growth or development of our country but their continuous pillaging and exploitation clothed in a pretty garments is appalling.
I am a Nigerian, not an American. I don't beg, I don't bend, and I certainly do not squill. Not fully developed yes, but we are developing. And the price for it, sometimes comes in blood. So to fully answer you and whatever idea you seem to have. I want my nation to succeed, and we will succeed. If you can't and don't have stomach for it, I suggest you chill your slave owners. We are not slaves over here
Glad to hear that you do NOT side with the genocidal Islamist slave-raiders whose GPS locations merited inclusion in Uncle Sam's target list. This means we will all have more to rejoice about very soon when Santa Trump's pest eradication agenda for Nigeria resumes with full ferocity and pinpoint accuracy very soon.
Politics › Re: We Delayed Strike In Nigeria To Deliver Christmas Present:Trump by Jakumo(m):
SmartPolician:
What's all this hullabaloo about a one-off strike? The US should sustain its attacks to either kill these territorists or get them to lay down their lethal weapons.
Have patience, Young Grasshopper. Santa Trump is not done with Nigeria's Islamist terror gangs just yet.

More missile and drone strikes, spread over larger geographical areas of north and Middle Belt Nigeria, will be authorized just as soon as the surveillance imagery that accumulates daily via US drones and geo-synchronous intelligence-gathering satellites, has been analyzed sufficiently to warrant another salvo of death from above to be delivered.

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