₦airaland Forum

Osiris12:
No just allow cia carry you go put for one hell hole.

Na dem get internet. Nigerian government can’t, won’t and will not protect you

You sure say dem fit trace me come for Congo where I dey?

But Babalawo don assure me say no Jupiter go fiti pour san-sand for my garri, so far I don pay the 40 naira consultation fees and give am fowl.

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Pierocash:
Either way he suffered injustice.

Nigeria women have become so vicious that their only agenda on Earth is to destroy men.

One was just cleared too in Enugu who was a victim of a wicked woman he called his wife who was also trying to destroy him by accusing him of raping his two daughters.

Very wicked creatures

Wow you certainly do hate women in general. Can we take this to mean that you bat for the other team?

Please Oga Cannibal, Nigeria has plenty free food for you floating in the waters of Lake Chad. Kindly go and collect your own delicacies before the Nile crocodiles finish it all off.

eepeepook:
Fertilizer for the land. No wonder the north remains the food basket of the nation.

Indeed, the goof basket-case of Nigeria exists in its own parallel universe where cruelty is a culture and mass murder is a guiding philosophy.

ComeToJesus:
Someone under the influence of satan and hallucinatory drugs wrote an assassin's manual down many years ago and it has become the SOP of men without enlightenment, causing oppression of women, slavery, intolerance, blood thirstiness and irrationality of all shades.

This is so true and insightful. It is beautifully written, and highlights the fact that all who patronize "Alan's Snack Bar" are evil in all regards.

dettolgel:
With Ned money and influence he can forge any document. Let us see the form Regina filled when she was admitted in primary school or her original birth certificate not affidavit or recent NPC certificate.

Ha ha make una come see Nairaland Prosecutor General of toto matter when dey demand PROOF from awa Oga Ned, of the fresh toto fame

Oga Ned time don reach to upgrade. That one don become old cargo now, and on top that, she dey use cocaine when fit make am run mad.

Oya, Oga Ned, do the needful, and open ya online application portal for new fine woman, and den come see how dem go dey rush to apply.

adecz:
Don't mourn them...
They are in paradise, each of them
seeting on soft sofas, chilling with 72
vrigins 👩👩👩and drinking fresh
wine 🍸🍹🍷( yes, wine is allowed in the Muslim paradise) and grapes🍒🍇🍒 🍓
Who knows, Viagra™ may even be
available in paradise😉😉😉

No be small ting. They will certainly need viagara to do plenty gara-gara with their allocations of 72 virgins.

On a side note, one wonders why they don't just commit suicide en-masse so as to hurry up the process of reaching their imaginary paradise.

Wait a minute, that mass suicide is already in progress, as they shoot each other to death while screaming that immortal phrase :

" Alan's Snack Bar!"

No sharks in Lake Chad but the Nile crocodiles will be delighted to see all the free meals left floating in the water for them in the aftermath of this family matter, of which one can only hope there will be many, many, more soon.

DeepSight:
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Way overdue. The famous place on the left is way too old, tattered and weak to handle a minimum of 19 million insane denizens (which include diseased stray dogs, very large fearless and pompous rats and members of the political class).

Haha fear of fearless rats is the beginning of wisdom o. No be small ting.

Biafrannuke:
The state surely needs it.

Is this an indirect way of letting us know that Lagos is full of mad people?

elmodee7:
KANU can't avoid his day of judgement.

You damn right about that, brother man. Not even that ridiculous white turtle-neck space suit Nazi Kanu wears for his infantile cosplay court performances, can save him from facing justice as his overdue penalty for all those innocent Igbo lives his gunmen snuffed out. This amusing little man will likely die in jail.

Instigating murder is a serious offence, but becoming the mastermind for MULTIPLE homicides might be enough to trigger the DEATH penalty.

KingOfPeaceJoy:
Did you kill Mandela when he was in jail?

Your own cup will soon be filled.

Mandela the statesman is not in the same league as any obscure rabble-rousing cult leader with minimal education.

zoedew:
I am in the hope that the Correctional services are ready with the required equipment to restrain Nnamdi Kanu as judgment is delivered. He might run amok and try to attack the Judge and court staff or folks close by. The guy is stark raving mad! He is maniacal, out of control and gone round the bend!!!

You have made a good point because from all that hysterical screeching this loony man displayed already, he is close to snapping and violently attacking anyone within reach at any moment in that court room.

As a precaution, Nazi Nnamdi Kanu should be cuffed and shackled at the ankles to prevent him losing his marbles and going ballistic when that judgement prescribing a nice long prison sentence is handed down.

Cmanforall:
Why are you sharing it online?

You are part of the problem in Nigeria

You have made a valid point and I did give this concern some thought before posing this opinion, however, there have been gunsmiths making this exact kind of weapon ALREADY in Benue state, whose workmanship was described in this very forum, so it is safe to presume that the genie is already out of the bottle with respect to this particular concern.

Anyway, out of respect for your concern, I will delete my original post here if I return to this topic and find that you have deleted the quote you've posted of my disclosure, in the interest of public safety. Your message is appreciated.

It is interesting to see that Nigerian gunsmiths are now fabricating semi automatic handguns. One can only hope this craft does not get mastered by too many people in Nigeria, because if it does, Nigeria will be awash with locally made firepower as is the case in the Philipines.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebnLwyN6phU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvCa2L0yGQ4

chiagozien:
Boy nothing concern me in your Nigeria election, even if they are sharing 50k I won't go.

I have PVC but I have never voted in your Nigeria election, and will never vote.

I too have never voted in any election in any country thus far in my life, because my presumption is that the results are usually predetermined anyway. All the same, I eagerly look forward to seeing Nazi Nnamdi Kanu's face when his well-deserved multi-decade terrorism jail sentence verdict is handed down very soon. That will be most entertaining, and millions of Igbo people will heave a sigh of relief to see the terror kingpin go down for many years of hard time in prison.

On the day of his verdict, Kanu will shout and scream no doubt, as bailiffs bundle him out of court and off to his new home behind bars, where he will quickly be forgotten by all except his most devoted cult followers.

brain54:
I don't think if Trump put it that way as military cooperation...

Anyone would have had a problem with that.

Military invasion is different from cooperation or working together with the Nigerian government to combat terrorism!

Trump merely promised to assist as many Nigerian terrorists as possible to reach their final destination of paradise. This manner of house cleaning does not call for any "invasion" or even any presence of American military personnel on Nigerian soil. This is a job that US drones are MADE to handle.

The terrorists will simply be blown to bits by drone-launched missiles wherever they gather in groups, and since the only good terrorist is a dead one, this generous proposal of military assistance made by Donald Trump is not only welcome, but 15 years overdue.

This video describes how American special forces rescued an American citizen missionary farmer who was kidnapped from his residence in Niger before being spirited across the border into northern Nigeria, where the hostage was soon rescued in dramatic fashion during the night. This episode illustrates just one aspect of America's combat capabilities that could be deployed again to great effect the instant the Nigerian leadership gives the green light for this urgent collaborative terrorist extermination exercise to commence in earnest.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQOQt4vdGJg

jmichael259:
NOW IMAGINE THE B.IAF.RA COMES AND SOMEONE WITH ATTITUDE LIKE THIS BECOMES THE LEADER. SMALL THING YA HEAD GO LOSS BECAUSE YOU PISS AM OFF.

Even as he is about to enter jail for decades of hard labor without pay, this deluded gentleman remains intoxicated with his own pomposity.

rockyh:
he asked a simple and straight forward question to the judge and as at this moment it has remained unanswered.

The defendant in any court case is NOT authorized to interrogate the presiding judge, and furthermore if the defendant displays open hostility and disrespect of the judge, there will be hell to pay the instant that gavel descends for the final time.

Kanu will have all the time in the world to ask pointless rhetorical questions from the rats and cockroaches that will share the prison cell where he will likely take his own life, when the reality of his long sentence serving hard time finally sinks in.

Sonnobax15:

A pastor must have prophesied and told him his kids are witches and wizards.......

More reasons why I don't attend any prophetic churches and miracle centers cuz they have brought more destructions to homes than any other thing..

Very true. Some of the most sadistic, cruel and callous individuals in existence love to present themselves as religious figures, so it is highly likely that your speculation is correct that this diabolical act was encouraged by such hideous people who mention God's name in every breath.

It is horrifying that any human being would torture his own children this way. The demon who inflicted these injuries must be summarily expelled from the police force and placed on trial for assault and battery amounting to attempted murder, preparatory to his spending many years in jail for this horrendous crime.

Kalashnikov49:
You are pitiable.

He was charged just like MNK. He needs to be in court so that the charges against him can be read to him. Stop being shallow and know that IGBOHO was also charged for treason.

When he is in court the prosecution will do the needful. Are you an advocate of the prosecution?

Yoruba people and revisionists tendencies.

Una don cast.

I hereby authorize you to go and arrest Sunday Igboho because you are not happy with the decision of the court in his case.

You can also appoint yourself as the special prosecutor to try Mr. Igboho in court on NEW charges that you can invent right now.

God bless Namibia!

amaridigital:
Why do you feel sorry for someone who has written a letter to his almighty Donald Trump, his saviour and expecting Trump to bomb the hell out of Nigeria? Don't you know how his people think? Can you imagine when someone is being accused of terrorism and he's claiming he's not only to behave worse than a terrorist abusing a federal judge. Even crazy Trump won't try that to a sitting judge. He might complain outside the courts oh but in the presence of a judge. We saw him when he was facing trial now. Dem no born am reach as crazy as Trump is. I'm just hoping he won't get more than ten years sentence

This is very true. The court of law is NOT the place for hysterical shouting. It is where lawyers argue finer points of the law using formal and diplomatic language that is clearly beyond Mr. Kanu's capability because all he ever does when given the chance to speak, is to yell and .scream in anger like a wild animal. That unhinged shouting AGBERO mentality will never work to the advantage of any accused person in court.

Chegesnd:
Hogwash!
You expect everyone to be a coward like you!

One man's perception of "cowardice" is another man's common sense for self preservation. No court of law anywhere in the world will tolerate for long the spectacle of hysterical screaming by any accused person, without dire consequences being visited upon the noise maker at some point.

Anyone facing court action who feels that getting rid of their legal team so they can represent themselves in court, and who also expects a favorable outcome after shrieking personal insults at the presiding judge even BEFORE any judgement had been rendered, will in so doing have placed themselves on a collision course with a particularly harsh reality.

chccho:
No wonder them no release this guy.
Goat wey dem Wan roast still dey, pour petrol for body"

Haha I jam new parable today o.

Amumaigwe:
Is that what you wished he did? Sorry to disappoint you. Kanu is not sorry because there is no offence known to law

Kanu will be tried and jailed 40 years for instigating murder AND for using donated funds to arm an illegal civilian militia that has killed Igbo people by the score.

Codepain:
I disagree his childish outbursts and arrogance will have little effect on his sentencing
His fate was sealed the day he picked up arms against NG state

Judges are human, and while they may refrain from showing emotion in response to screamed insults from an accused that is arraigned before them in their court room, the judges WILL take the defendant's hubris and utter lack of remorse into account when the moment arrives to impose a jail sentence.