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WizardOfNG:
Whether he spends his life in prison or not isn't the issue.Your God and messiah is now a convicted criminal with a bleak future in the UK, Europe, North America, Nigeria etal.

Kanu's UK citizenship is very likely to be revoked, and his passport nullified, because of his conviction on terrorist-related charges. With his UK citizenship but a fond memory, Kanu will NOT be allowed to set foot in the UK even if he is released from jail on health or compassionate grounds at some point over the years to come.

WizardOfNG:
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Lol. If I had ten Naira for every time you fantasists get it wrong I'd likely be a naira trillionaire today.

Alhaji Nazi Kanu was freed into the welcoming embrace of Sokoto Maximum Sufferment Prison officials. He will spend the next 50 years in prison custody on a fact-finding mission that will enable him to identify the way forward.

The aspect of this case that I find the most worrisome is when I confront the possibility that Nazi Kanu might not be allowed to wear his white Fendi space suits during his lifelong sojourn behind bars partaking of hard unpaid labor like firewood gathering and septic bucket emptying.

Since Kanu is a British aristocrat of high pedigree who moves in the jet-set circles where blue-blooded old-money pillars of society rub shoulders with the cream of the bitcoin billionaire club, one would expect that any day from now, Number Ten Downing Street will send a formal letter of protest to the Sokoto Department of Prison Hard Knocks, to DEMAND that Kanu MUST be allowed to wear his cute little white turtle-neck space suits at all times while behind bars, so that he will be suitably attired whenever any heads of state, or perhaps even the Pope, come to pay Kanu a solidarity visit in the 'roach and rat infested dungeons of Sokoto Prison.

Fujiyama:
No new licences issued for some years now.

And people now need to be able to defend themselves more than ever.

Man pikin when commot all him cloth finish for inside market, nogo fiti do yanga put hand for pocket

mascot87:
If Ned can deal with that girl well and make sure she vomits all the money she scammed him in the name of marriage, I will so much love to see that. All the scripts she is acting are long drafted by her and her mother long before she married Ned. It was all a plan for them to get out of poverty with her mother and brothers. Can you see she doesn't even care about the children since the whole issue started? It's all part of the plan to give birth to those children so people wouldn't detect her strategy. She wouldn't bother to ask about those children or claim custody of them because she doesn't need them. Her main goal and objective is to get as much money from Ned, scatter the marriage and leave then she can go start a new life afresh with a dude she truly loves and spend the rest of her life with him in luxury. She is a yahoo girl 100%.
If she is forced to vomit all that money, trust me, she will crawl and beg to get back into Neds house.

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No scamming was involved in how the woman got her money from our man Ned so no refund is possible or permissible under the law.

The contractual agreement called for her to share carnal knowledge with Ned as needed on demand, AND to bear two man-pikin for him.

All pertinent terms of that contract have been fulfilled, so only one conclusion can be drawn.

Therefore, I put it to you that you have no choice but to SHOW ME DI LAW.

Double post made out of excitement. I am going to jail today, my pellow kwantiri mans.

Show me di law !

[quote author=Greenback post=137572974][/quote]Uncle Greenback did I give you permission to post my picture online?

Is this the behavior of someone who knows the law?

Ok now, I am warning you for the last time : SHOW ME DI LAW, or forever hold your peace.

DeepSight:
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404 is dog meat, abeg leave am for our Calabar people.

All things considered, I would still select dog meat from the menu, instead of that stone-hard camel meat (Rakumi Surprise) that is known to damage human teeth, especially if I was already suffering from malnutrition because my cult followers forgot to send my usual Ofe Mmanu from Little Owerri in London, all the way down to Sokoto Maximum Punishment Prison, where I might have been elected as the Eze Ndi-German Cell, with all rights and privileges implied.

In summary, just SHOW ME DI LAW !!

HenryWilliams:
Under the law, only pump action rifle can be licensed/permitted for civilians. Any other kind of firearm is illegal. Dane guns were once allowed for local hunters to be used freely, now a license is also required (though not as enforced).
AK-47 and the likes are fully automatic assault rifles. The fear of an armed civilian populace led the Military Govt to ban such, it simply got carried over by the civilian govt. National Service was meant to be 2 years military service for citizens above 18 to get the citizenry fit and combat ready for any external aggression. The Military Govt also fearing a combat ready and weapon aware population turned it into 1 year of useless service that has outlived it's usefulness.
You can't legally buy that weapon (AK-47) and get it licensed in Nigeria so stick with the pump action or get illegal handguns for protection.

Show me di Law

iamfraud:
[center]Food Timetable for Nnamdi Kanu in Sokoto Fulani prison [/center]

Breakfast.
Fura da Nono
Fura = millet flour balls mixed with spices
Nono = fermented cow milk

Lunch.
Nyiri / Wushe Wushe

A staple dish made from pounded grain (usually millet or sorghum) cooked into a thick paste and eaten with soups/stews.

Dinner

Latchi / Latchi Haako

Vegetable soup eaten with millet, sorghum, or rice. Includes: Spinach Baobab leaves

But I don't see any federal character reflected in the menu I am seeing here.

Where is the Isi Ewu stew?

Where is the Ogbono stew?

Where is the Nkita 404 Stew?

Where is the Ofe Mmanu?

And finally, Where is di law??

Can't you just show me di law??

You don't know di Law because I AM DI LAW

GodPunishOsu:
You no know law

Pellow Kwantiri-mans, PLEASE, can SOMEBODY just SHOW ME DI LAW ??

I say SHOW ME DI LAW !! Haba

Is this too much to ask? Ehnn?? I say SHOW ME DI LAW !!!

Yes o. pellow kwantiri-mans buy your Nazi Kanu Space Suit, and show your solidarity with Alhaji Kanu of Sokoto State Prison TODAY.

Show me di LAW !!!

Show me di LAW !!!

You don't know di LAW !!

Many of my pellow kwantirimans may not be aware that there exists one category of guns that require NO firearms permit in Nigeria, BECAUSE these guns, despite their appearance, are NOT firearms, as illustrated by the accompanying closeup photographs of the "ammunition" this gun uses, that are actually just tiny shaped pellets made of lead, that do NOT include any explosive that would classify them as "bullets" in the conventional sense.

Yes sir indeed, many a pigeon and squirrel have been sent to join their ancestors in my barbecue pit, after getting neutralized with one of these tiny 22-caliber pellets that can drop a small animal at up to 80 yards, with surgical precision.

Anyone looking at the fearsome appearance of this rifle, with its telescopic sight and monstrous decorative muzzle brake, could be forgiven for speculating that this is an elephant gun or military sniper rifle, yet the truth is far more mundane. This gun does not even have the knock-down power to kill a chicken, UNLESS it is hit in the head. In the Nigerian firearms statute of 1992, an explicit EXEMPTION from any licensing permit with respect to air rifles was included in the fine print.

That said, any person in Nigeria who openly carries this type of an air rifle could still be invited to make "useful statements" behind the counter in the local police station, so if you do buy an air rifle, do NOT be tempted to carry it openly in Nigeria.

Lastly, this gun fires silently with a quiet snap sound, so one can enjoy using it for target practice in the back yard at home, without the next door neighbors raising the alarm with the police.

Christistruth00:
Kanu will be made to pay for his crimes by raising Sokoto Gudali Cows

He will first pack their Cow dung in the Morning, then he will bath them before he gives them their breakfast
After he will make their bed of hay so they can sleep and relax while he prepares their lunch

This assurance is heart-warming to hear. Given that each of those honorable Sokoto Gudali Cows' lives are worth TWENTY human lives, all patriotic citizens of Nigerianistan can now rest assured that Kanu's training as a cow servant will lead him to an illustrious career in jail, where he will cater to the every whim of the royal cattle during his every waking moment while serving his sentence with hard labor.

GodPunishOsu:
He only went there for madrassah,he will soon be sheik with full knowledge of koran and islam.

Please let us stick with the facts. Kanu is observing his Lesser Hajj deep in the bowels of Sokoto Maximum Punishment Prison. When he emerges from that rite-of-passage in the good year 2248, Kanu will be an honorary Alhaji with all rights and privileges implied, who will also be fluent in the Fulani Fulfude dialect as well as in the Mandarin Hausa language .

mohims:
Wow! The place suits him well. He will be humbled here. Na fura da nono he go dey drink most times. If he dares to be arrogant over there and starts misyarning, I can bet my life that they will give a good beating to reset that his terrorist brain

In jail, the mandatory disciplinary measures you accurately describe are not called "beatings", but are known euphemistically as "Attitude Adjustment Therapy".

God breast Sokoto prison

stuffs2002:
I leant Nnamdi Kanu is seeking appeal which I hope he gets the death sentence because that is what he deserves

Chai! Justice Omotosho's tally of how many murders were committed as a direct result of Kanu's illegal call to arms really drives home how much of a miracle it is that Kanu avoided the death penalty that he qualified himself to earn so many times over with his online ranting..

Lanre1st:
With explanation, which of the three he was doing?
Pictures show him open his mouth, showing teeth, water💦 coming out his eye. And called this mourn

It is about time that university courses are taught to enable students to better understand, recognize, and record the differences between crying, sobbing, moaning, mourning, lamenting, ululating and despairing.

Salewa97:
Kanu's supporters are now resorting to blackmailing.

Kanu will be released one day but not now

To an extent, Kanu holds the key to his own eventual freedom from prison. Till date, the general news-consuming public has only seen the angry, short-fused, and confrontational side of Kanu, but public opinion could soften towards him over time, IF, he could take it upon himself to show genuine remorse over his key role in stirring up events that consumed innocent Igbo lives under violent circumstances, all due to his open encouragement of deadly violence that has been his hallmark and calling card from the start.

In addition to expressing his regretful apologies to the families of those killed by his rampaging henchmen, Kanu could garner empathy from the legal system in gradual increment over time IF he can begin to demonstrate a true respect for the legal process, and for those learned men and women whose litigative profession it is to uphold the rule of law in court.

The personal insults Kanu aimed at the judge who was about to define his destiny made it impossible for the judge to find compassion for the accused who stood raging hysterically before him. The legal practitioners that Kanu punched, berated and pushed right there in court and on camera, were all aware of the damage Kanu was doing to his own cause, and to his case in court. His own legal team found themselves reduced to the role of saddened spectators witnessing the self-destruction of their own hitherto client. Before the law, he who orders the trigger pulled from afar, is just as guilty of murder as he who pulled the trigger, and that is why the federal prosecutor sought death by hanging for Kanu.

None of those reckless outbursts that Nnamdi Kanu acted out in court before a bemused global audience on November 20, 2025, will ever be forgotten, so now, the only recourse capable of rehabilitating Kanu's tattered reputation is to display, at every possible opportunity going forward, sincere HUMILITY, remorse, and a resolute willingness to FORMALLY renounce violence in any form, even if his dream of actualizing a new Igbo nation out of Nigeria remains unchanged.

When a calmer, diplomatic, conciliatory, and more statesmanlike aspect of Kanu's persona eventually coalesces and manifests behind those lonely prison walls, the odds will gradually improve that he may become a viable element in Igbo land's quest for peaceful outcomes that Kanu could articulate using civilized dialog as a freed man who has evolved beyond the fiery rhetoric of his militant past.

lagonovo:
No matter how we look at it, sentiments or not, be it in UK, USA, Australia, Brazil, Russia, Norway, South Africa, Kenya or Canada, acting tough and unruly in a court of law is one of the most unintelligent things anyone could ever do.

This is the truth of the matter, YET, the cult followers of Crying Kanu continue to declare that all that screaming and shouting at the presiding judge was "bravery", even AFTER that "bravery" has sent Crying Kanu where the sun never shines for the next 99 years. That is VERY brave haha.

Wonderment.

bluepreek:
keep dreaming 😂😂😂😂😂. Lamidu cownu who has already fallen in deep love with Maiduguri half cooked beans .

Wow, won't he get tired of that watery beans? I am asking because our man Crying Kanu was using donated money to enjoy Dom Perignon champagne, lobster and imported isi ewu stew in London in his past life. Crying Kanu will miss all those gourmet foods, especially now that other men will be having their way with his wife. Nna Odikwa serious.

Are you telling us that there is no 5-star food for Mr. Sit-at-home to enjoy while he is sitting-in-jail for the next 75 years?

Please explain further my brethren because I am now very worried about how Crying Kanu will survive this ordeal in which he placed himself.

Morbeta11:
Even as a man in cage, he is still 💯 × better than Jobless Reno.

In that case you can volunteer to be caged as well, purely as a demonstration of your superiority over all other life forms.

Chienex24:
And both of them will still eventually die and fade away. Even you yourself will eventually die and fade away

Wow that is a profound observation. Please while you are sharing great pearls of wisdom, can you tell us the color of the sky?