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Abeg nah loud am say ASUU dey hold meetin 4 Bayero University,Kano...mk em' Boko boyz no go storm d place ooh!!Ehn ehn

I want to believe Channels made a big mistake
by relying on that tweet cos right now, UI
ASUU Chairman Dr Ajiboye is currently in
Ibadan @ Diamond FM studios granting an
interview. So if You say Dr Badmus is not
aware/he's not carried along, what about Dr
Ajiboye, has he also be sidelined?
Be informed peeps,
#NoNECmeetingtoday

I want to believe Channels made a big mistake by relying on that tweet cos right now, UI
ASUU Chairman Dr Ajiboye is currently in
Ibadan @ Diamond FM studios granting an
interview. So if You say Dr Badmus is not
aware/he's not carried along, what about Dr
Ajiboye, has he also be sidelined?
Be informed peeps, #nonecmeetingtod ay

Nemidav: Naaa only 10 players deyy play match?? Nywais mine iss

Enyeama;Efe,Godfrey,Omeruo,Elderson;
Mikel,Onazi,Nosa;

Moses,Musa,Emenike....4:3:3 formation

Ogbeni....Nosa don carry injuryy....out till January

Piloeternity: Anoda news!! Oga oo

Na so me sef tok am!!!

In view of the controversy surrounding the
ASUU Twitter post concerning NEC meeting
tomorrow and my earlier statement that no
such meeting is holding and in my quest to
always ascertain the truth and righfully
inform the general public on the premise that
an informed mind is a liberated mind, I spoke
with the ASUU Chairman FUNAAB, Dr Biodun
Badmus and the following conversation
ensued.
Me: Sir, i want to commiserate with you on
the tragic loss of Prof Iyayi, Please accept my
condolences. May his soul rest in peace.
Dr Badmus: thank You.
Me: Sir, following the statement of the
National President that NEC has been
postponed indefinately,th ere is a rumour on
the internet that NEC is set to be reconvened
tomorrow, how true is this?
Dr Badmus: It is a lie, it is not true. I am in my
House and how will NEC be reconvened
without me being there as a NEC member?.
The President has spoken and so any other
news you get afterwards is fake.
Me: But Sir, the informationw was gotten
from the Twitter handle of ASUU
Dr Badmus: I dont know of any twitter
handle. All i know is that NEC is not holding
tomorrow. I am in my House. Thank You.
To those who say they are still in Kano or they were seen in Kano, maybe those you saw were Secondary School principals in Tie and shirts and not ASUU chiefs.. #thatsall



Courtesy:"Largerback" FunaabSUG Exco

Cracks in ASUU as IBBU university resumes
on Monday, pulls out of ASUU strike
There appears to be a crack in the ranks of
ASUU, 24 hours after the lecturers’ union
was hit by the tragedy of Iyayi’s death.
The Ibrahim Badamasi
Babangida University (IBBU), Lapai, Niger
State may have pulled out of the strike.
The university management directed that
the institution be re-opened on Monday.
The Nation gathered that IBBU Senate
debated the outcome of the congress of
the local chapter of ASUU,
which was said to favour the calling off of
the strike and resolving to re-open the
campus for academic activities.
A member of IBBU ASUU chapter, who
spoke to our reporter on the telephone,
said the union members voted that the
strike be called off, but with the promise
that their decision would not override the
NEC’s resolution. He said the management
relied on the congress decision and
ordered resumption.
Another member of the union said: “Yes,
we have been asked to resume on Monday
and the campus is being prepared for re-
opening. The university
management took the decision in line with
agreement of members that were present
at the ASUU congress we held on
Monday.”
Asked if the local ASUU was consulted
before the decision was reached, the
source responded: “I cannot confirm this
but what I am sure of is that lectures will start on Monday.”

sheikh89: End time tinz

Hiaaan...dem suppose dey ban una wey go dey tok end-time blah blah blah!

[quote author=I-am-Winner]SCREW YOU OP..
It's not even funny. It's STALE!!.

Lool. I agree with d guy wey talk say ur CGPA dy crawl..[/quote]*Yimu*
Screw yo too!!!

Epon too n mi Jolo Jolo yen....Ko le bajee

Oko luu Peugeooh awee....o shaay mi kuuleeee lona Uleshaaa!! Esii oooh

Diz one na real waayraay!!!
I wish say imm stake imm wife on top lyk d oda guy...imm for heear am!!

Fp Tinz ooh!!!

Fp Tinz on ma mind oooh!!!

So I hear news that the lecturers are ready to
meet with the government and call off the
almost 6-month old strike (yes, I exaggerate,
but now you guys want to nitpick?) – some
are rejoicing. Well, you can count some of us
out of the jubilation for these, out of a million,
reasons:
1. Christmas is almost here, guys
Oh, now you guys are in a hurry to solve the
problem? Calling off the strike now would be
almost pointless because schools will be out
almost immediately after for the Christmas
holidays. Activities in Nigerian universities
tend to slow down at the end of the year so
the Academic Staff Union of Universities
(ASUU) might as well wait till next year to call
off the strike. And you want us to spend all
that transportation money for that useless
Isrealite’s journey?!

2. The female students are all pregnant:
An idle mind is the devil’s workshop and this
saying holds true in the case of Nigerian
university students as well. The previous
industrial actions embarked upon by ASUU
have been a time of pregnancy and delivery
for many female students. ASUU might as well
allow them complete their maternity leave
period before calling off the strike. Give them
time, there are boyfriends to update, parents
to cajole, chemists to be patronised.

3. Here comes the businessman
I thought the government has been trying to
build a generation of young entrepreneurs?
Well, forgive me for thinking that was the
strategy for the strike. With no jobs and
plenty time, the 4-month-old strike has
pushed many students into starting their own
businesses and some of them are making a
lot of money. This is not the time for bad
market, Mr. President.

4. Music albums
May D’s fake house? Iyanya’s $19000 birthday
party? Psquare’s wedding proposal and
planning? Tracking Annie Idibia’s baby bump?
Burna Boy’s penis-driven publicity boom?
Genevieve’s no-movement-in- 2013 career?
Yvonne Nelson’s endless-stream- of-bikini-
photo s? The entertainment industry has fed
fat on the inordinate time students have had
to spend on Twitter, blogs, Instagram and
everywhere else. No one gave them time to
come up with Plan Bs once students return to
school and start writing exams. We need to
be reasonable.

5. Think about the blogs!
So what will happen to all those ASUU-driven
page views we get – eager students lapping
up every single bit of news about the strike.
Anything about ASUU has students excited,
trying to glean any insight, any glimmer of
hope. “ASUU arises from meeting, declares it
is an association?” Check. “ASUU meets,
drinks pure water”? Check. “President
Jonathan speaks, says ASUU strike is indeed a
strike”? Check.
Dear ASUU, the media has supported you all
through this action. It is time to return the
favour – all we ask is a few months.

6. Season 3 of Scandal is out
This is a matter of urgent national important,
at least for those students not in the far
bushes of Ikot-Ekpene. This is not the time for
students to start completing projects, chasing
lecturers, reading for exams, looking for
water in Moremi. Those tweets about Scandal
or Suits or – oh, my poor nerves – “My heart
beats for Lola” aren’t going to write
themselves. This is no time to go soft
lecturers. Stand strong. For once, think of
someone else other than yourselves.
Seriously though, have the issues been sorted
once and for all?

7. The ASUU strikes have become a national
festival – we anticipate it, we prepare for it,
we have come to teams with it. Year after
year ASUU reaches some agreement or the
other with the Federal Government but like
clockwork, it still goes on strike every year.
Students have stayed strong in the hope that
this time, the long-drawn battle will lead to a
once-and-for-al l conclusion? Is this battle the
last one for ASUU? Or will they go on strike
again next year? Because the judgement of
God will come swiftly on all of y’all if after this
four months of pain and misery, you call us
out again next year.
Respect yourselves.

Culled 4rm Tobi Akinlabi's piece!

BREAKING: Phil Jones arrested after being found leaving Old Trafford with £42million.
Mesut Ozil has been returned to
Arsenal.
Missing name:ramsey...d uration
93mins...suspec t phil jones.
kidnapped:carzola and arteta...suspects carrick and jones...
Murdered:-Arsenal.....suspect:RVP and
accomplice wayne rooney.
BREAKING: Phil Jones arrested after being found leaving Old Trafford with £42million.
Mesut Ozil has been returned to
Arsenal.
Missing name:ramsey...d uration
93mins...suspec t phil jones.
kidnapped:carzola and arteta...suspects carrick and jones...
Murdered:-Arsenal.....suspect:RVP and
accomplice wayne rooney.
BREAKING: Phil Jones arrested after being found leaving Old Trafford with £42million.
Mesut Ozil has been returned to
Arsenal.
Missing name:ramsey...d uration
93mins...suspec t phil jones.
kidnapped:carzola and arteta...suspects carrick and jones...
Murdered:-Arsenal.....suspect:RVP and
accomplice wayne rooney.

Sholeee by Soon Tissu.....wetin dey lee sefhabaa
all K-cee songs...d guy jes dy struggle...im go jes entice uz wit iz well-funded videos
Iyanya-Chineke is involved
some of wizkid's songs
Sean Tizzle's-Mama eeeeh!!
Calabar lo ni ishaaan...too raw...plz don't pupu nau...jhuur je n ruuun moo!!!Hahha....Olamide no well ooh...wetin imm wan runn moo

AHn ahn....wot of ALAMPASUU naa??

Wetin Stella Oduah still dey do 4 office??

Imagine....make pesin dey kill with one hand.....shay him na steven seagal??

Abeg...con use dose cars 4 Adiyan road for 6 mnths!!!Walahi....na dose wey dey jankara market go con carry am scrap by scrap comot!!

Stella Oduah go don buy bullet proof house 4 dere??jes go make ur research....u go see say na true!!

IHEANACHO OVER MATA!!!

NIGERIA U-17 Over ARSENALLLL!!!

IHEANACHO FOR PRESIDENT!!!

Lesson learnt 4rm CARZOLA's goal---Weneva yo miss a chance,don't put ur hands on ur head and revel in tha miss!!

Jamaticulus.....Reppin FUTA
of tha Gr8test Futarians!!!

DMainMan: @all. Note dat after you submit, ensure you check your email inbox to know if you sucessfully applied.

U wil get a mail from MUSTE immediately. Note that the deadline of submission is Nov 1st. Screening test will also hold in November for the shortlisted according to MUSTE.

the main man...which e-mail adress are we suppose to submitis it our personal mail adress or the one given in the formatMust we also submit both the personal refernce and the professional reference letter?? As an undergrad?

DMainMan: @all. Note dat after you submit, ensure you check your email inbox to know if you sucessfully applied.

U wil get a mail from MUSTE immediately. Note that the deadline of submission is Nov 1st. Screening test will also hold in November for the shortlisted according to MUSTE.

we were told to put awa mail box in the format firstname.lastname@host.com.....wat does it mean??
Arent we suppose to put our real mail box adress??

DMainMan: Letter from your family freind, Imam, Pastor, your Previous Employer e.t.c. not your Father/Mother

for an undergrad...do you need both the personal and the professional letter??

toboy: Jama you'are expected to just write short witty stament that the letter of the alphabetes are not more than 30.
eg you answer can be- it is the emancipation of the youth

okk naa...ah get u bro...buh diz reference letter both the personal and academic,is it compulsory for we undergrads??