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Moralgladiator:
I have a similar product here in Nigeria already. iNON™️

It looks cool, I would love that. But hope it's not too tight.

Zealoy:
Federal government should stop all this madness and relax this lockdown asap, after so many days indoors I decided to go out today to withness what sit at home is really like, but to my greatest surprise I saw alot of people on the street without facemasks on and also disregard the social distance rules, infact what really annoyed was how our police men collects little bribe from motorist n allowing them movement freely, honestly this lockdown is not working especially for Lagos State let the government open up the markets and let people go back to Thier hustle

If coronavirus was as deadly as the media makes it to be, many would have died by now in Nigeria.

Lagos is eyeing that billions of naira meant for affected areas

Sick sht. I can not wear this type of thing on my face, no fuqin way.

Jestin:
I know there is hunger in the land but pls my people do not resort to stealing. Voting for Buhari by Nigerians for a second term was a huge mistake.

People are stealing things that the street second hand price is 1k naira.

dandydrey:
Where do u reside?


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Presently those robbers are here again in broad daylight...
Agege Lagos

You missed the gist. It is someone near him that had the guts to pick his gen. A stranger would be afraid that someone would spot him.

Josnac:
The Street Is Getting Hot! My Experience Last Night.

About Last night...

Between 7:40pm - 7:45pm, It was dark, weather wasn't cooling down as quickly as it should and I've bored to eternity. So I decided to put on the generator to see a couple of movies I downloaded during the day.

I took the generator out to the backyard but for some funny reason, I opted to parboil rice first and set it for final cooking before returning to the generator.

Once done, I picked the gallon of fuel and that of the oil back to the the generator, and fiaaaaam, like a stunt in a Nigerian movie, my "Gen" was gone. I was stunned, my neighbour's generator was actually ON at the time, so I came back inside and went straight to check if any of neighbours returned it inside while I was in the kitchen, NONE!...lol, water don pass garri!

My landlady happened to be around and I sort of whispered "ndi a parala my gen o" and she was like "whaaat??!!, Please don't be joking like that" and reiterated I wasn't. Hunt for the gen started.

We went back out, I gently searched around, for footprints that weren't mine and which seemed to be moving away from the building and after some minutes, I found one, still fresh and at the edge of the fence where a heavy downpour with its accompanying breeze, brought down a part of the fence with our neighbours at the back. Drew the woman's attention to it, and she shouted even more.

I followed the footprint carefully but lost it halfway through the other building, but proceeded to the front where a couple where already watching from, trying to decipher what the noise was about. I told them as I got there and they said no one had Crossed them there, and on the strength of that, some others who had gathered after hearing the alarm my landlady raised, suggested we begin searching the front of the building adjacent to us at the back.

We started the search, with the help of the other guys who came out there, after some minutes..I found the generator, carefully kept under a table but partially covered with some rags for disguise.

All along I was largely speechless, but deep down I was enraged, super enraged but tried well to keep my cool.

You're under lockdown, I'm under lockdown..our stupid politicians are only after making radio and TV announcements without accompanying actions and Na my own Gen an idiot go wan move!!!

After this experience, I think I will get a nice machet, sharpen it front and back, and drop it closeby because I know this will get to a stage where some idiots will attempt to pick something from your room through the burglary, and nwanne if I jam that hand, just accept that the part that got in through the burglary is gone for good!!

The police and other security agencies are busy chasing Keke drivers and Okada who defied lockdown to try and feed, so none would be available to help o.

Bike old AC and anything has been going missing in my state (done by experts or technicians). Clean magic.

Be careful with fake new to avoid insurrection from this house arrest imposed on us by Buhari and world leaders.

Everyone promoting the extension of the lockdown are actually stupid. So after the additional 2 weeks, what would happen? Would the virus just disappear?

It would total as one month of no income for MANY.

1/12 of their year gone.

Part of the professional ethics.

Don't come back to this shithole, if you have a brain

hammerU:
DONT WORRY, TINUBU HAS A SECRET DEAL WITH BUHARI TO TAKEOVER, SO DONT EXPECT HIM OR THE OTHERS TO LISTEN.


2023, YORUBA MUST TAKE OVER.

El Rufia is the next president. The Sharia Law Chief Justice would ignore Tinubu and co when that time comes.

jayfolarin:
You are not very smart if you think buhari's madness wont reach you or your loved ones.

His Sahara Reporters gave Buhari the title of "Mister Integrity". So am confused, was Buhari EVER a man of integrity or he only changed a few months ago? One article said the man is more chisrt-like than Jonathan. You can slap Jonathan and he would turn the other chick but Buhari would stab your eyes with screwdriver. God is not mocked, whatever you plant, you shall reap

He should enjoy the change he brought and the blood-money he enjoyed while bringing about that change. He wanted to set Nigeria on fire should Buhari lose election (while he was safe in New York). They are molesting him because he knows a few things about Boko Haram and those type of things.

ARCHEMEDESME:
I did not
I have had perfect scores in math at school
i once scored 60/60 in math and further math

Anyway, it is well brother, no vex... If you are sincere, then you would eventually be cleared.

chimex38:
Yes, he could perform so well that they suspect cheating, but if he is clean(as he sounds) and he has been a high fligher in school, and centre results of others are released.. He definitely getting an A or a B..

Sure.

Abfinest007:
putting old wine in a new bottle makes the new bottle looks old

Mallam please STFU. You have no idea how many young girls regularly collect 50 to 70 years old men dick. If those men have money they bang and leave (for 5k to 20k). Hot girls that you are secretly admiring and they are looking fresher every day becuse of the money they dash them after banging them with their ancient dicks.

'Outstanding' means your score is TOO HIGH that it is suspicious.

Be honest, you probably cheated in those subjects. If you can afford it, get a private-university or just resit or combine your NECO result.

SanLorrenzo:
So Mr James how is this related to illuminati...and who are these yahoo boys you speak off

The first pics was a man transformed to woman and the second is a woman turned to a man.... Some people would think it is the other way around. That is sending some subtle message to people that they can cross-dress like your nigga Bobrisky and soon...

sorry I no fit re-explain everything, I interviews a yahoo boy at my blog who talked about the potential of this Snapchat filter.

Snapchat just released a new filter that changes your gender. That means a man can look like a woman and a woman look like a man.

The crazy thing about this filter is that it just doesn’t work on photos but also videos. The funny thing is that all the men that used it, came out as beautiful women. Read on after the picture...

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Some claims it is the end-time transgender and gay agenda. So that people would feel comfortable looking like the opposite sex. We are damn sure to see many more Bobrisky if this filter isn’t pulled down.

However, as usual, the yahoo boyz has started utilising this feature and saving the picture before it escalate and Snapchat is force to remove it or add watermark. It is an insider secret that romance scam is the fastest paying scam format.

Check out more real life pictures from of this gender-changing filter by clicking here

Her problem is she no dey make up (intentionally looking and sounding like a lesbian tomboy).

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I know say she no dey play. Very soon we go hear say Teni don do make over (change wardrobe)

Just for the records; I would smash it.

He is a Muslim but I don't know if he is a n Hausa man. He might be your brother that converted. Either way, Iwouldn't vote for him. "give them an inche and they would take a mile". Make sure he gets zero votes, that would send a strange message to them.

NoFace101:
i disagree she can't make billions through cosmetic

Na another level (luxury items).

Stop the envy and leave the couple alone.

I know it won't last but it is their business.

The reality star and mother just posted a photo on Instagram where she posed nude in a bathroom with a tea cup and Mac laptop on each hand to cover her boobs.

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The photo was a publicity stunt to attract attention to her yet to be lunched Pooch brand. So far, the Label’s Instagram page already has over 2 million followers even before anyone knows what the mysterious brand is all about. Kourtney Kardashian herself has over 70 million followers on Instagram and her family are know for leaking nudes for publicity.

rexwalters:
Who told you she is strange to him?You claim you are not praying for the idiot pastor?of course not,you only know how to pray to Demons?

His body is the Temple of God and he did an abomination with it. Both the pastor and his wife could not have the decency to use condom thereby producing what he claim is an "unholy child". If the product of the act is "unholy", then what would you call the act and the perpetrator of the act?

If you notice, he is angry that she didn't cover up for him after he allegedly covered up for her (that is his only regret).

meccuno:
i wonder why you think that we down here are fools. is Abacha not a bigger thief than Atiku but he has a stadium named after him. please stop this idea of the North not voting for Atiku because he is perceived as a criminal. its only the gullible that would fall for that trick.

Buhari is also a thief (PTF and of recent petroleum minster).

sufferNsmiling:
I am 100% AAP supporter but the truth must be told nigerians will only votes for a criminal that is their nature they will only go and vote for a criminal then they start suffering. Abroad especially in america and britain it is the same thing with nigerians. Once in nigerian sees a criminal all over the world they are happy to follow him and you'll see them suffering right left and centre nigeria's biggest problem is illiteracy the people are so stuck illiterate they cannot tink. 80% of people in nigeria do not know why they vote. 65% of nigerians in britain do not know why they vote illiteracy is a big problem with we nigerians.

You could as well throw your vote in the toilet. If you want to impact the election, then vote one of the two leading candidate so that the numbers could shift towards one or the other. This guy is a clown like Nnamdi Kanu who were appointed by politicians. In 2015, they would making articles capable of starting violence from the safety of New York.

Ijawblooded:
Na Ijaw man o, no be afonja.

So he is Ijew? What a traitor like Amechi.

Fake man.... He was a co-conspirator with Tinubu and Buhari in 2015 as they planned to set Nigeria on fire if Buhari loses but Jonathan gave up. Sahara Reporters use to publish report of terror boom bast within a minute of the attack. He can't say he knows nothing about Boko Haram. I am glad he is spending the blood money he earned in 2015 on a toothless campaign in 2019.

To prove the oldman has changed. He didn't even say "By the grace of God"... Fucking useless fool that think he can competently rig the election.

Stupid old man. I have not seen any dollar. Who is exchanging these dollars?

Let TB Joshua think of the future. In the age of the internet, recycling prophecies and claiming to predict everything would only temporarily fool someone but would not last.