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Stallionhorse:
The turn of events yesterday was very surprising to me, I've been friends with this young Muslim girl, she is 17years old and I'm like 29years old way older than her.. I grew fun of her cause she is very beautiful and hard working tho!! we are not officially dating until yesterday. She is very committed to her religion and all and when we met she told me she is a virgin, I actually don't like virgins its really a turn off for me cause I'm not the patient type and I hate blood during intercourse, so I just decided to be casual friends with her pending when someone else breaks the Hymen so I can enjoy the kpekus..
Fastforwad to yesterday, I woke up just lazing around nothing to do.. I had decided I'm not going out or eating any Salah meat cause I really dislike their religion.. She called me in the morning saying she is going to the mosque to pray I told her okay all the best.. When she got back she called and told me she is back that she would soon be going to the mainland with her family to celebrate the salah I said okay all the best have fun.. 2hrs later she called and I asked her where she was she said home that the rain hasn't allowed them leave so I invited her over that I wanted to see her face before she leaves.. Omo!! The girl enter rain come my side, she was almost soaked in water.. So I asked her to take off her hejab or whatever there call it.. Omo, I just say make I try my luck I held her and kissed her she didnt resist we ended up on the bed she didnt stop me, I say make I put finger see if nah virgin she didnt stop me before you know I put my gbola she hold me tight scream.. That was how it happen.. I bursted the kpekus of a Muslim girl what a salah day sha.. ⅝

I'm proud of you bro, as much as you did that to a Muslim, I'm glad to hear that.

Keep it up.

ireneidiva:
I hope both of you know that IVF fails? Most people did a lot before the baby came. So what is wrong in giving glory to God if yours worked?

Both of who? I only explained what he implied oh.

Teachers should pay alot of attention to reading Comprehension in the early stages of children's education, so that unnecessary misconstrue of opinions will be curbed.

Poor sense of dressing. More like fashion misfits. There is this lack of 'Touche' about them.

Almunjid:
Lol. Life is not vanity, the material things we strive to gather are the vanities. Choose ur vanity wisely!

The things u prioritize during ur life time determine ur lifetime accomplishments. Should the whole world heed to your advice and prioritize sex over other must important things, u won't be holding that phone in ur hands nor will there be Nairaland and other social media Apps. All men will just be chasing females up and down and having sex, we'll be just like our relatives (the apes).

"The world" is like "a football pitch", if u find yourself in it (during a match), choose a wing and play it to the best of ur ability. Don't run aimlessly on the pitch, if u don't have a purpose of existence (a wing to play), choose one for urself (and stick to it).
Life is a journey and ur legacy is ur footprint that would remind the world of u when you're no more. If u don't have a footprint, no human will know that u once existed or pass through this world. A wasted lifetime is when u lived for 100 years and when u died, u were forgotten in a month. There's no difference between u and a fifty years old Chimp that died a month ago.

Each and everyone of us is special, check urself, search for that thing (potential) that makes u special and beneficial to other humans, use it to benefit urself and the whole world and when you're no more, the whole world would celebrate u and bless the day u were born. To be born without a purpose (in life) is bad, but to die without (serving) a purpose is the worst.

Life is not vanity, but there's nothing in it except what you're able to make out of it. Once again, Choose ur vanity wisely!



Peace!

I will take my time to read this post later this night when I'm home.

Life is transient. In 120yrs from now everyone on earth possibly will be dead.

Life is Vanity. If you aren't living a vain life, you are doing yourself cos life is vanity.

That is why I will fucq as much girls as I can before I leave. Atleast let me enjoy the vain things of life.

helinues:
Rivers state, so many factors should determine that. If Wike is not Osun state today, then he might work for Tinubu, Wike needs presidential pardon, he can't gamble with that.

Akwa Ibom, heavy spending should bring out the 25%.

Abia, Anambra, Enugu, Delta state are not sure

Wike needs presidential pardon on what exactly, cos last time I checked there is a subsisting perpetual injunction from the supreme Court of Nigeria preventing the EFCC, ICPC and any government agency from interrogating any Rivers state government official.

Sylva2147:
I'm in Ikom Cross river state

Oh mehn!!!. That is like Cameroon ��

Fahdiga:
Siddiqque Frimpong aka Atiku Abubakar the corrupt Cameroonian who wants to do a Paul Biya on Nigerians but thank God Nigerians have unanimously agreed to vote for Peter Obi. He should go and contest election in Cameroon.

Frimpong is a Ghanaian name na, oga!!!

If you're claiming Atiku is from Cameroun, then atleast call him Mboma, Miller, Song or Eto'o.

kayperry:
After six month does it matter how the national mess is solved, your president as fail to do it and the tinubu knowing he sold incompetent buhari to Nigeria is trying to fix the mess ... if Tinubu ends ASUU strike does that nullify it from being Goodnews

You seem aloof. In what capacity is he deliberating. Is it as the minister of education or the minister of Labour and productivity or Buhari special envoy on ASUU? Can his deliberation be binding on ASUU seeing he isn't a relevant government official? Can he direct CBN to pay ASUU?. If no, then why the unnecessary show off?

These are the questions you need to ask yourself instead of exhibiting poor education. People like you are those politicians use to catch cruise.

Lol. Tinubu is unnecessarily getting ahead of himself.

In what capacity is he interfering, acting President or President-elect?

Power comes from God.

Tamilore11:
To think u even said u are angry U are angry sbout someone carrying her own child for 9 months? U must be very stupid!!!! Go to civilised countries and tell dem dat surrogacy means shit. U re so so stupid. Very dumb and stupid. With a useless brain. Person carry her own blood for 9 months. U say mske she no do testimony. Do u know how many women have countless miscarriages? Do u know how many women’s womb are full of fibroid? Or some women dat have endometriosis and PCOS? Do u know how many women die during childbirth? U are very very stupid

Damn, you've taken his comments personally.

From what I deduced from his comment, he was of the opinion that couples who bore children thru IVF should rather praise the Doctors instead of praising God.

They should go online and glorify science and doctors and leave God alone. He didn't condemn the process.

That is his opinion tho.

alwayskak:
Toyota Corolla 09/010 available for sale at the cheapest possible price. Dm in...

How much

SavageResponse:
It's "Warf" not "Walf".

From the type of questions you're asking it's very obvious you did not do a thorough research before setting out on this journey.

Don't be in such a hurry to buy this car today otherwise you might end up getting scammed!

It is Wharf.

I thought they claimed to have a Port in Port Harcourt.

They should simply rename the city Harcourt. Or Harcourts ville or Harcourtsburg or Harcourts Town.

No functional Port and you dey answer Port Harcourt.

Ddeliverer007:
Few years ago you were threatening blood on dog and baboon if you don’t become President, now you wan run?

We no blame you, na zombies wey vote you we blame.

He became president. The dog and baboon were still soaked in blood.

What a waste. Nigeria goofed big time. Buhari is a classic example of the result of sacrificing competence on the alter of tribal/religious bigotry.

Stage 5: Combining Forces To Change The World:

Some couples get stuck in stage 4 (which is fine) but some others move further. They combine the power of two to do one thing together. It could range from being counsellors, engaging in community service, promoting a cause like Bill and Melinda Gate, book writing, politics like the Jonathans and the Obamas, entertainment like Olu Jacob and Joke Silva etc.

Pussyassasin:
They married in 2019 and he beat her up with a belt in 2010 when they were supposedly married. This storyline nor clear.

A think say na only me see am.

Holybaddo:
A33 I would prefer

Why??

How people harbour and plan to kill their father baffles me.

I thank my Dad everyday for the gift of life. Guys and girls abort pregnancies swiftly these days like it is nothing. That your dad, and your mum conspired to keep your pregnancy is worthy of appreciation.

Focus on yourself, graduate, get married and raise your own kids the way you see fit. That's all I can say.

Ishilove:
So many bald men on NL

Not really. I also wanted to ask if it cures Male Pattern Baldness. I'm not bald but I just love being in the know.

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I would like to remind my Christian brothers nationwide that voting Peter Obi is a wrong decision because he is an anti-christ. He demolished so many churches during his time in Anambra and the Akwuzu Sars killings hangs on his head till date. The holy spirit revealed to his Highness Father Mbaka about the man called Obi and he warned us to be mindful of such a man. God forbid we have him as president. Let's unite with other Nigerians and vote for anyone else but Peter Obi.

Your usually begin your comment with bolded. Keep deceiving yourself, bastard.

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First, explain why you are running away from Nigeria, after campaigning for Buhari who has finished this country.

Secondly, who do you want to leave behind to suffer the fallout of a failed Nigeria

Me sef before the end of December, I plan on selling even my television and sofas and pots and plates.
Nigeria is not for me.

Machinegun91:
Don't jubilate yet, you are in a window period, you will surely test positive before this year runs out.

God1000:
This is what I saw, but that doesn't validate your claims



Early in the 20th Century Namibia was a German Colony. After the 1st World War it became a League of Nations administered territory. Following the 2nd World War, South Africa administered Namibia, until independence in 1990. Namibia has passed through several distinct stages over the years.

Namibia gained Independence from SA in 1990. Infact, ownership of Walvis bay in Namibia was transferred to Namibia in 1994. All those years white South africams were responsible for the development of every facet of life in Namibia as the colonial masters.

God1000:
Are you kidding me, Windhoek built by white South Africans


Where did you get that from? Namibia is a sovereign country in Southern Africa

Check history of Namibia, then get back to me.

God1000:
Have you been to Kigali Rwanda, or Windhoek Namibia and other cities built by blacks.

And who are the people keeping Cape town and other cities in South Africa clean?

I don't know about Kigali, Rwanda but Windhoek was definitely built by white South Africans.

Go figure.

Advocate500:
make una rest abeg, Atiku did no wrong to wike ,it is a contest, wike went into it to win, had wike won,would he have made Atiku his running mate?

Wike is under no obligation to support Atiku, let Okowa come out and garner support.

Atiku thinks it is by living in Dubai, let him and do his work that is already cut out for him.

dolappooot45:
aside Rivers state.. is there any other state that has jets for senior public officials....just like the presidential fleet for the federal government...I find it eccentric that a state like rivers has jets when even lagos state doesnt

The Perks that comes with being Governor of Rivers State. Rivers is fuqking rich with a smaller population unlike Lagos that is also rich but has a humongous population.

Rivers governors find themselves with an incredible amount of money at their disposition and automatically they begin to dream of becoming president of Nigeria.

helinues:
Wike means business with Atiku..

But truth be told, Atiku never did any wrong to Wike or?

Wike is not obligated to support him.

Nwodosis:
OP, Peter Obi would not visit the case of Igbos properties you guys are enjoying in Port Harcourt as abandoned properties if that's your fear.

Igbos don't have any property seized from them in Port Harcourt. Not at all.

Old things have passed away.

I believe the young man's version. Seeing his poor background and apparent illiteracy, he couldn't have tracked down the British home office to lay such complaint.

And we need the written agreement of both parties with evidence of funds transfer.

Lanretoye:
yes,thats why I had my dad screw up your mum to give birth you ill-conceived unfortunate being.

Thunder fire you, your Dad and your Mother. All of you are bastards.