₦airaland Forum

Lightmykpoli:
I'm over 40 and I have never had STD. I can't even relate.

Simply say you're not a womaniser.

Sad one.

You no better pass your neighbour again.

All of una dey the same level.

Life sha. The ultimate vanity.

Toeyota:
What they identify with of which is Ijaw

Ditari my boy, if you want to make good money, carry all this your yeye topics to Twitter(X) and watch as you'd get paid from the number of arguments on your timeline.

Do it and thank me later.

She later died of Staphylococcus. Infected by MzansiCoolio.

CountinBlessins:
playstation 5 game discs.
Infact i am putting my ps5 up for sale soonest. i cant be spending 60k on a game disc when i have dogs to feed,my daughter to feed, myself to feed, my mum to send money to, and prostitutes to patronize on the weekend.

Whenever you want to sell your PES 5. hit me up. Thanks.

Congrats Boss.

Be like say I go go back to university to read law.

Oby, that year.

Herkim:
Sold out

Is250 is a fine car but definitely not for tall people.

Jakumo:
This type of mob looting of vehicles is a completely new development in Nigeria, a nation where petty thieves are typically beaten to death and set aflame. The social consciousness that deters average Nigerians from participating in theft, has in the past few weeks begun to erode to the extent that thievery and looting by swarming mobs are coming to be regarded as normal ways to "make a living" on the mean streets of Nigeria.

The natural progression that typically ensues when hunger-crazed swarms of people completely lose their fear of punitive mob lynching and unhesitatingly engage in theft out of pure survival instinct, is likely to play out in the form of a military coup organized by mid-level officers who could at any moment regard the unfolding hunger-induced anarchy spreading in Nigeria, as their cue to make a bid for the national treasury by seizing power in a coup that may or may not be bloody.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnI6pe7rqbM

Spot on, those mid level officers who if they succeed in carrying out a couple will only end up looting the treasury.

But make no mistakes about it, if there's a coup d'etat, Nigeria as a country will no longer exist.

I no get NIN oh. Abeg you guys should calm down.

Astra101:
India have it all! Brains, billionaires, poverty, Religion and rapists. All in one country

The country of India is in itself a subcontinent, with over 1billon inhabitants. Definitely you must have the good, the bad and the ugly therein.

TUANKU:
In India rape is like a sport to Indian men,second in popularity to Cricket...same also with South Africa.
Bunch of savages.

South Africa & India have 3 things in common. They love cricket, they co-formed BRICS and finally, their men love to rape women.

They love to rape so much it has become a national sport.

MzansiCoolio & TMKsouth, what you gonna say to that!

God1000:
From Ecuador to Haiti now, latin America is having serious issue of gang violence.

These criminals are more powerful than their government and they will continue to cause mayhem.

And why is America not helping them, they requested for foreign help last year.



I think this is beyond skin color, Ecuador, Columbia and other countries in south and central America are having the same problem.

As poor, corrupt, broken and dysfunctional as Africa is, I don't think such thing can happen in any African country

Point of correction, Africa is anything but poor. I wish you let you know that.

The face/sight of Ewedu soup is terrible to behold. WTF!!!

Ok, but we've never heard any arrest of those stealing Gold in Zamfara and other solid minerals up north.

Lumarstone:
Both states are really big in size but there major problem is that greater parts of there land is occupied by water; Thus, making them the smallest states with land mass in Nigeria.

I left..!

Yeah, you're correct. Land is actually a premium in Bayelsa state especially.

Ditari my boy, dem suppose give you award for creation of moniker on Nairaland.

You don create almost 100 monikers.

And you get special love for Rivers State.

You wish for your mind say you from Rivers state.

When you're one the 90th floor and Nepa take light.

shoodboi2:
There can't be pics because it didn't happen. He just wants to voice out his anger about young guys driving vehicles he cannot afford.

Lolz. I thought as much because with such grave allegations of manslaughter, there should have been a proof of claims by way of pics of either the said road, the dead passerby, the cars involved in the accident or the yahoo boys.

guobe:
Yahoo boys in Nigeria are turning something else.
They are now like a virus as it has engrossed all facet of the society with some parents even buying laptops for their kids so they can use in starting the internet fraud.
You see young boys of barely 22 years driving a 40 to 50 million naira worth of car and he does not have any genuine source of fund and not from a wealthy home.
As I was in my car coming home from work today,I heard on the radio that in one of the road projects I am supervising,a car killed a pedestrian that was just walking by as two yahoo boys were doing car racing in the newly constructed road and one of them lost control and rammed into this innocent pedestrian just walking by the side of the road.
He was killed instantly and his body parts decapitated.
The yahoo boys are turning a nuisance in our society with their cursed money and they will certainly get their repercussions in no distant time as they have chosen the path of destruction.

No pics?

Fried egg and boiled egg eaten together.

Wetin happen na!!!!

sunnyprof:
Talk to your Governor ...... I still wonder what the Governrors do for the welfare of their people

Na my governor dey control NLNG and PHRC?

Ttipsy:
The first picture look like Newyork

Ney York don suffer for your hand.

NwekereNdoki, who are thou?

thymetraveler:
Omoh yesterday I prepared a delicious egusi soup, garnished with chicken breast, pomo, goat meat, titus fish, dry fish and okporoko (stock fish)--in addition to other essential ingredients like spicy (knorr and star), pumpkin leaf, etc etc.

Had a go at it yesterday evening and it was really good
Then I warmed it like around 11:00pm.

This morning, I warmed it like around 8:00 am; I would have frozen it in my freezer but I was expecting a fellow friend who'd told me he would be coming around so I didn't see the need for freezing it yet.

Now, this evening, I just remembered it when it was already 9:50pm--that's the thing sometimes with remote work; one could get engrossed in it sometimes especially if it's my kind that has to do with coding/programming and code analysis.
I just totally forgot

By the time I got to the soup, I saw it was almost starting to "foam", and I quickly put it on fire. After warming, it doesn't have the fresh taste it had anymore. Tastes a LITTLE bit sour and lacking flavour

Has anyone experienced this? What did you do to the soup (or what can be done)? Food experts.

Mods...

I feel your pain bro. Happened to me last week.

I used 18k buy better goat meat take cook okra soup ast saturday morning. Ate some of it around 10am and ledt the remaining on the stove. I left the housethat Saturday afternoon around 1pm just to check on my guy, before you know, movement enter our body till we go club that night. When I returned around 3m on Sunday morning, I eventually inside bedroom to sleep. On Sunday around 7am as i wake up enter kitchen, I come remember say I no put soup for fridge, soup don dey foam already.

I simply brought out thrash bag and poured it inside. How man go do?

Moneyboyz:
This is a great idea. Thank you.

You can even do more than one of those options. Just maximise to the fullest.

They don't have the capacity to print fake Dolar notes. Interrogate them to fish out their main sponsors. Use the small fish to catch the big ones.

FreeStuffsNG, you were hyping one local gas plant in Lagos some days ago.

You claimed Ardova 24,000MT is the largest Gas plant in West Africa.

Even if you're paid to lie, lie reasonably.

https://www.nairaland.com/8008344/ardova-completes-24000-metric-tonnes

Rubbish.

Sometimes I wonder what those of us living in Port Harcourt gain from this city. NLNG and Port Harcourt refinery is in PH, yet the prices of petrol and gas is even higher than some states in Nigeria.