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Cowbell521:
Mugu

Abeg GAZZUZZ na Elder, no dey call am Mugu. Make we try get respect for our elders. He should be close to 50yrs.

Chibuzoripob:
. I honestly laff.imahine one impatient. Danfo driver hit ur 🚗 ftpm behind/container fall on it.Nah disaster be dat.Safety first biko.

My neighbour car booth never fit close for almost one week after another car rammed his boot, that is after taking the booth to panel beaters. Imagine if that cylinder filled with gas was inside his booth when such collision happened.

Oh mehn, I no dey take gas play oh.

ednut1, see your thread oh.

What was cause of her death?

RIP to her.

Nigeriams are a horrible people. We cannot blame the government because same corrupt mindset exiat between the keaders and followers.

No wonder Dangote uses Indians as his management team.

That is how Nigerians have run Agip Oil company, the Italians have had enough and have sold the company.

Neddstark:
Wetin i wan use premium alloy back phone do? I wan use am as bullet proof for sambisa?

Na for weightlifting.

BeautifulMind2:
Proportion of business owners registered with Anambra state government is 167, 272 both male and female with

You have 172,272 registered business and your IGR isnt in top 10 in Nigeria.

Even if na Palm kernel business, e suppose reflect for Internall generated revenue..

I am seriously at loss if it's the demand or the supply that is the cause of this societal menace.

Fuckyoumod:
thank you bro, this is exactly my point.
How can somebody from Opobo say he is Ijaw? Where is the connection? Andoni will say he is Ijaw? Same for Bonny, Abua Okirika and kalabari. Simply because of politics.
There are no Ijaws in Rivers State.

All this IYC nonsense should stop in Rivers State.

Ijaws are in Bayelsa and Delta state not in Rivers State.

The problem with these riverine people is that they play a lot of ethnic politics and create more problems for every other ethnic groups in Rivers State.

It is perplexing that people who refused in 1996 to be in Bayelsa state as Ijaw people but instead opted to remain in Rivers state as Opobo, Kalabari, Okrika, Ando etc, are now claiming to be Ijaw. Importing people from Bayelsa to be constituting nuisance in Rivers state unnecessarily.

Infact, Bayelsa state is only 8LGAs, they can go and join them there. Boundary adjustment can be carried out so they can join their brothers in Baysalsa and enjoy themselves and allow people rest in Rivers state.

Gajagojo:
Absolutely right

in the old Rivers state Kolokuma dominated
Even when reading news Kalabari news was distinct
After Bayelsa was created we came to know the true population of Ijaws.
Fake numbers that were used to dominate the old Rivers state were exposed

It would be very unwise to try to make this an ethnic thing
Fubara will just end up spoiling future chances of his people to become governor in Rivers state

There is nothing they can say about Ijaw matter that Rivers uplander doesn't know.

Why would Fubara need to explain that he is 'Ijaw to the bone' to Kalabari delegation that paid him a courtesy visit. Does a Jewish man need to explain to Jewish people that he is a Jew?

Fubara does not really know himself. As a civil servant who was handpicked and made a governor, commonsense would have dictated to him to bide his time and slowly but surely build his structure. Atleast do the first 4 years and then revilt against your godfather. But here he is fighting when he didn't install a single ward chairman or a single Councillor or a single assembly member. Even the form he used for primary election he didn't buy it.

I have no sympathy for his cries because he knew what Wike wanted of him before he accepted to become of Rivers state. He had the option of continuing as a civil servant and letting someone else become the governor.

In all truth, Fubara can't win Tonye Cole or Magnus Abe or Dumo Lulu-Briggs or the Labour Party candidate (who had a massive support due to Peter Obi) in a free and fair election. Now, Wike has made you governor through rigging, you now claim Rivers people gave you mandate. Mtcheeeeew, who know you.

DaChosenOne:
So African billionaires are useless? That's what you're saying.

Use Dangote, the richest man in Africa to count the teeth in your mouth.

baronaaaire:
What Fubara needs to do is;

1. Assure BAT of his loyalty
2. Woo those HOA members especially those of ijaw extraction
3. Get the PDP structure in the state
4. Also woo Odili, be like a helpless child to him
5. Invest in the judiciary

Omo after these, Wike will be as irrelevant as anything you can think of

1) Fubaras problem with Wike started when he decided to Invite Atiku to Rivers state in October on a state visit. Wike was so incensed that when flew down to PH from Abuja to see Fubara, it was alledge Wike gave Fubara a dirty slap. So, if you're Tinubu and you know Fubara secretly admires Atiku and you also know that Wike will rather die than support Atiku, who would you side with.

2) There are no true Ijaws in Rivers state. These Rivers 'Ijaws' are in truth independent ethnicities who have stood alone before now, identified by the name of their ethnic group, have their unique languages and have maintained they same. They have historically fought themselves and some still have historical enmity that will always make some decisions bordering on Rivers ijaw fraternity to be prejudicial. This Ijaw claim began during the later years of the 1st term of president Obasanjo's regime. That was where everyone who lived by the river/coast was asked to identify as Ijaw because of strength in numbers.

When Bayelsa was to be created, Ijaws in Rivers state was asked to Identify themselves so as to be part of Bayelsa, all of them claiming Ijaw now in Rivers state refused to present themselves. Instead the choose to be Identified as Kalabari, Okrika, Opobo, Bonny. Surprise they are now Ijaw and have Included Andoni, Abua, Engenni etc. All these groups I mentioned, cannot speak and understand themselves. If you can't speak same language, how can you be one. Even Ikwerre that doesnt identify with Igbos is almost 92% Igbo in words and vocabulary such that an Ikwerre will hear Igbo and grasp almost everything. But what will am Andoni and Opobo or Bonny and Abua man have in common linguistically?

ruggedtimi:
u have no idea how many jews are in america and Germany..many other countries. Jews simply own the u.s, more reason Israel is strong. And they have planned this for a long time

Also the UK. The Rothschild family alone ensures that major European countries will remain sympathetic to the Jewish cause.

Faiththatworks, as much as I believe in your moniker, I don't believe in your comment that Europeans and Asians have for close to thirty years, projected their income based on the fact that they will get their crude oil from Nigeria and send back petrol, Diesel and Aviation fuel. Reason being that Dangote refinery is not the first and only refinery in Nigeria in close to thirty years, we have refineries that have functioned until they totally shutdown fee years ago.

If e no good for your health, quit.

birth100:
So disheartening that Nigerian girls has resort to prostitution in a foreign land.

If they can prostitute in Nigeria where they can be seen by their Parents, siblings, neighbours, church members, class mates, etc, na far away Libya wey nobody sabi dem?

Staywithbina:
Am writing this with a heavy heart and honestly won’t wish the experience I had for others but I have to really write this so that other persons won’t fall victim ,I got a call from someone who introduced himself as chief donatus and also told me he got my number from jiji and would want me to do some job for him at his site ,am a metallurgical and fabrications expert and I make gates rails and many other things ,usually when I get I call from someone from jiji ,I go back to the app to make sure IT’s actually from the app because they usually send notifications if someone views your number .I saw immediately that the call came actually from jiji because it was exactly at the same time ,I scheduled an appointment with him on when we were gonna meet and it was supposed to be on a Sunday ,I traveled to his location which is port harcourt and honestly something at the back of my mind was telling me that everything was not alright with this connection,on the Sunday we were supposed to meet ,we couldn’t meet and it was rescheduled to Tuesday,on Tuesday I came to the junction where he had asked me to stop ,called and he told me his boy will bring me to the site,as I was waiting at the junction ,a bike came and stopped by my side and asked me if I was the person for the job and I said yes ,he asked me to enter the bike so he can take me to the site ,now I have visited many sites in my life ,some of them are very much in a remote area and very interior ,so even when I was not comfortable with the location,I told myself I have been to places even worst than this ,we drove off to the said site and at some point i was uncomfortable,I asked the guy if we were not getting to the site yet and he answered me that it’s close already and it’s just the next village ,before I know the bike guy diverted in one lonely road and 4 other boys came out wearing mask and they blocked us and dragged me while I struggled with them ,they took me inside the bush and I was still struggling but they kept raining punches on me ,at first I thought it was hired killers or some sort ,they asked me to open my account and also asked me to call my loved ones ,I was realeased the next day after ransom was paid ,the money they paid ,I have never made from jiji all my life and not sure I will make it from jiji in the next 10 years and this is very sad ,they transferred those money to PalmPay accounts and PalmPay after being contacted by their customer care ain’t helping ,either is jiji ,i advice all of you to be very careful ,dont trust anybody no matter how much is involved ,let this be a lesson to others .and for the kidnappers,i hope you guys find repentance someday before it too late .peace out.to add ,the whole kidnap thing happened in etche lga rivers state ,in one of those thick bushes ,just be very careful and stay safe

Sorry I had to quote the whole of your post to tell you this, "Nobody in Rivers state goes to Etche for anything, except Etche Indigenes. That is the den of criminals, kidnappers, ritualists, organ harvesters et al. I am not saying those crimes are entirely carried out by Etche indigenes, but the perpetrators have found the Etche environment a safe and conducive area to carry out such evil".

Tell anyone you know to avoid Etche completely.

Does P&ID have the £28M to pay Nigeria, cos i feel they dont?

Tobichima, biko Telegram channel ooooo.

LeeSmart:
U need to see the uneasiness in me reading this. Lord have mercy

I froze for some seconds after reading this cos my brain couldn't process what I just read.

Well, the Bible predicted it.

Isaiah 49:15-17 King James Version (KJV)
Can a woman forget her sucking child, that she should not have compassion on the son of her womb? yea, they may forget, yet will I not forget thee. Behold, I have graven thee upon the palms of my hands; thy walls are continually before me

70 years old man.... In the voice of Asari Dokubo.

DevilishMan:
I've said it before and I'll say it again, only a confam mumu still uses DSTV.

If I pass your window and see DSTV dish I automatically assume that the occupants of that house are dumb.

Netflix and Amazon dey show Chelsea match, dem dey show champions league?

wingmanIII:
Ehie is the speaker, Rsha

How can Ehie be speaker when he did not meet the conditions to be speaker as stipulated by law, to wit, having a 2/3 majority votes to impeach the current speaker and 2/3 vote to become speaker.

When have you seen Ehie inside Rivers House of Assembly chamber presiding as speaker. Or has he even ventured close to the gate of the Assembly ground since the incident of October?

Him and his 5man gang are doing nothing but sitting at home watching TV and posting Videos on X.

Miserable living in that case.

Amarabae:
Who remembers me?
Its been long dearies,
Where are all those Wonderful guys and babes in romance section back then
Am just seeing new new monikers here.
All the same
Its good to be back
Let me briefly re-introduce myself for the sake of ndi pm
I am Oriaku Amara
A nurse
A wife
A mother
A relationship counselor
I believe that romance section can truly be a refreshing point of educative threads that will benefit our relationship and personal life.

Wetin you bring come back MADAM NURSE?

Oya share free condom and Vitamin C.

Buharidgeneral:
Good move by the FG

You can make your comments without quoting the whole post.

Amarabae:
My maiden state governor
The Lord is your strength
Never bow to intimidation
Rivers State is not Lagos
You are a real Ijaw Man
Be brave and fight that narcissistic frog voiced being

Two things make Igbos hate Wike.

1) He destroyed IPOB in Oyigbo, Rivers State.

2) He transferred Obis vote to Tinubu.

Amarachi please rest.

I don't understand why kobojunkie is taking this thread personally.

donproject2:
I know how you feel, I felt the same thing when I got carryover in my second semester 200L, mine was even was, I got 28 out of 100, it was like a dent in my academic career. I had 7 As out of 9 I did that semester though.

After that carryover grade in the course, I said to myself that I must have a perfect semester to atone the dent, that is, a semester with all As in my courses. To me, this will be the only way to makeup for that CO. I tried all I could from my 300 level, up till my 500l first semester, I couldn't achieve this, closest I was was 4.92. I lost the zeal to further pursue this.

Second semester 500l known for being highly eventful, excess thesis written and defenses left and write, I wouldn't bother on this promise I made to myself again, I would read normally becausethere was no stressing myself again. Wrote all my papers later that semester, they wouldn't let us see our final semester results normally, just a graduating list when it is ready to know our fate. I got my transcript after our convocation, I found out that I actually wrote 5.0 in that final semester, I got a sigh of relief and I could forget myself for that 200l carryover.

Did you study engineering in the university?

UcheKingsley1:
Yesternight I wanted to suck a girl pussy while fvcking her, she refused e pain me but I no too wan show am. E caused small issue even as I dey escort her go house for night. I pretended like everything was fine, I no give her tp as she requested, her house is a trekkable distance. I send small fund to her acc.

I no go fvck her again. Aswear, even if she call me. Unless she agree to suck my dicck and I suck her pussy.

I never call her since she left home yesterday night till now.

Ify babee fvck you.

Share her number na.

Now this is what we call Graphic picture.

Woodshot:
Autopsy should be carried because the whole events is shrouded in false embellishments and untruths... Why on earth would the call girl be out with his phone only to remember on the way that she left hers behind?

Like the news that also featured on Nairaland frontage earlier today, the man also left with the dead lady's phone.

Reason is simple, Nigeria police must rope the death of your partner to you, largely because they have no capacity for a proper investigation and forensic work.

So these guests whose partners have died will collect the phones to avoid the calls and messages being traced back to them.