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spencekat:
No dey console yourself. Go and marry

I just checked his age. He is 43.

Dem no go allow me drink water drop cup for my family.

My Dad own na im pain me pass, always asking me "are you checking time"?.

I will show my father Apostle Selman when I visit him for Xmas.

Apostle Selman never marry?

I get hope na. A think say I don old sef.

Bliss52:
Number one reason most Nigerians live away from their parents is fornication...

Indians , Pakistani, Arabs all stay with their parents till they get footings

My area brother, stayed comfortably with his parents even with wife and kids, till he built a small bungalow on one of his dads land

Actually fornication was what made me leave my Dad's house, after he embarrassed me the day I came with a girl in 2004. I just finished secondary school and was doing pre-degree in FUTO. . Funny enough, my dad didn't know I was already sexually active by 17. Infact I'd slept with 5 girls by 17.

After that embarrassment, I decided to rent my house and fornicate freely. It materialised when I was 20.

So when that 70 Yr old man listed 70women in 70years, I just dey laugh. He's a learner where I am. I averaged 3 women a week in 2015 alone. Can't forget that year, cos I hit the big time financially and i swarmed on women. Life sweet oh. Money, Women, food, And alcohol are the four cardinal points of my happiness.

Imagine not liking this.

You deserve a plot twisting award.

Abagworo:
Rivers people are 95% against Wike and Ijaws from all States are against. I'm happy he has renounced his Igboness hence this will be his personal problem with Ijaw who make up 11 LGAs in Rivers State and now the majority ethnic group in the State since Wike divided the Igbos into fragments thinking it will further his political growth. I love the Ijaws for not falling for that bate of Fubara having Imo State ancient ancestry and dividing themselves up according to fake migratory routes. They will achieve more successes together than fragmented.

You are just a confused entity. The other day you said Ikwerre was fhe single largest ethnic group. Today Ijaw is now the majority ethnic group with 11 LGAs. Talking from both sides of your mouth in less than one month.

Ikwerres have nothing with Igbos, go and rest.

Only someone who has never been to/visited the riverine areas of Rivers will take those 11 LGAs seriously.

Those 11 LGAs are absolute water. Nothing and nobody living inside them. When they count 10,000 persons, they make it 1 local government area. I'm from Rivers state, we know riverine people very well. Uninhabitable waterlogged swamp area is where they reside, people living on wooden houses on water.

If you want to see population, come to Ikwerre, Ogoni, Etche, even Oyigbo. Come there and see people living on land.

Who dey fear Ijaw, highest dem go blow pipeline, enter swamp go hide. That's the most they can do.

JackDaAlienz, the people of Rivers State stood by and defended Gov. Fubara until he went to Abuja and signed that 8 point agreement.

Wether Gov. Fubara was coerced or cajoled, Riverians do not know and might likely not know what exactly transpired inside Aso Rock, because the details are different, individual by individual.

Are Riverians cowards, never!!!. Are you implicitly suggesting that Riverians should resort to violence even after Gov. Fubara has sued for peace and pledged to same?

If Gov. Fubara had come out to suggest that he's being threatened to sign that document, at the detriment of Riverians, rest assured, you would have seen what you expected, but on this circumstance, the actions of Riverians is spot on. The inquiry is enough.

Keepamsafe:
I haven’t been feeling fine cos of malaria and typhoid since on Wednesday so I took Thursday and today off from work. Being sick and a bachelor, I’ve been craving things especially goat meat pepper soup but I have no one to prepare it for me amidst my sickness. So, I had to take the bull by the horn.

I wrote down a list and went to the market to buy things for goat meat pepper soup. Before leaving the house, I realized my female neighbor was at home, so I thought it was a good time to reciprocate her generosity so, I went to the market having her in mind.

Im done cooking now so i want to surprise her with my delicacy. I have dished her own share and im taking it to her now. Im thinking of adding malt too. Well, I hope she likes it.

Do you have another plans for her on the 25th?

Hunchogee and Ilaumoh have stopped comparing Akwa Ibom to Rivers state.

We be their papa.

They think it's by marathon sex and eating dog meat.

Every small thing, Peter Obi is shocked. I no know wether na Electric dey shock am, or him wan turn to Shock absorber.

Jewessgratitud3:
I don't think it's because of that. They all just want to take advantage.

But you're beautiful nau, isn't it.

Do you mind us being friends?

MichaelSokoto:
Family meeting bah?

jez dey play dey go!

You chop 10 years ban?

Jewessgratitud3:
As you already know.. yes you! I like to share my life's experiences any chance I get or as my heart leads. So you'll have to deal with yet another one. Now this, for me, has become a ritual cos It serves as an emotional cleansing and a way of relieving my chest of years of pent up feelings and resentments (towards men) that have built up over time from these ordeals hence the reason I'm alway sharing so if you know my stories irritate or affect your sanity, please, at this point use the exit button but if you choose to constitute a nuisance by spewing rubbish as usual, then be my guest.

In my early years of working as a front desk personnel and secretary, the chairmen of the companies I worked in have always seen me as a sex object and all they want to do is get inbetween my innocent laps but thank God for wisdom and good home training that made me stand for what I believe in and resist them all. These were men in their 60s and 80s with grand children and all

It started with my first chairman in 2000. Then I was awaiting results. My dad would always advise us to get busy during this period of waiting so we don't just idle away or start joining other young girls to flirt with boys and that year my area was hot cos some OPP guys just returned from Yankee and parked themselves down to Ikoyi, messing girls up and down my street. My dad wasn't going to take chances knowing he has six beautiful girl's to protect from these wolves. So you were either away at school or out working. That was how I found myself working at that tender age instead of resting at home like my mates while awaiting results.

I got a job as a front desk personnel in this company. Before I knew what was happening the chairman started calling me more often into his office. He would tell me to make tea for him. His secretary whose duty it was to make tea was there o. He would leave her and buzz me downstairs with the intercom to come upstairs and make tea for him.
One day after serving him tea, he said I should come and help him check something on his PC. As I was checking the computer he started rubbing my back I quickly moved away and he was like... " You know I like you and I'm going to take care of you" bla bla bla... He started asking me what I use for my face that he'll be giving me money to buy it any time it finishes. I was dazed. Though I never went to him for anything but any time any of his children was having their wedding he'll order for the aso oke for me. He'll pay for my aso ebi. I remember he ordered for an Italian leather bag for me during one of the daughters wedding.
Me I'll just thank him and continue my job innocently.

One day he said I should be transferred to one of our branches at VI where one guy was and that the guy should come to Ikoyi. I got there and the following week this man landed. As I greeted him and turned to go to my seat, he tried to grab me but I was too fast for him. Then I told him, Sir I'm a Christian and he said "am I a devil? 👀👀. I said you're not but I can't do this. He tried to hug me again and I ran and stood in front of the glass door facing outside so people passing can see. He went into his office ( he was no longer using the VI office o he just came to do rubbish). After a few mins he left . That was the beginning of my problem.

This man started frustrating me. He would call the office landline ( then there was no GSM). blasting me that he's been calling the office but I didn't pick that I've gone to meet all my boyfriends in vi. Chai!... The next thing he'll say start coming to Ikoyi right now! I'll cry and cry.. if I get to Ikoyi, they'll say he just left. He continued until one day I was crying in the office and one elderly man who's office was opposite ours came in and saw me. I told him my boss is frustrating me he said I should not worry that they know him. This man told me to leave the job before he uses my star. He then told me to wait that he's coming. He went into his office and brought out huge amount of money and said my daughter take. Go and manage this until you get another job. I thanked him was ready to dump their work.

Something now happened. I got to the office and as i was opening the door, the phone was already ringing non-stop. Fax machine too was ringing. Na rush I use open door like mad girl cos I don know say this kind bad ringing na Chairman. I quickly picked up the receiver and it was him. He asked me if I received a fax from Japan, I checked, no facsimile. I said no. He then said it's because I didn't get to the office in time when the fax was ringing to speak with the Japanese man and to fix paper in the machine that was why I missed the message bla bla bla ( na lie o. Body dey pepper am.) He now told the manager to give me sack letter. I got to Ikoyi branch, took the letter and signed the photocopy.

He called the manager and was asking what was my attitude when I received the letter, that one said ko tie bother. He said "omo geh yen, o ti stubborn ju. They didn't know I was behind a partition hearing them. I just laughed and left after they climbed upstairs.
That was how I escaped that one.

Another one was in 2012. Then I was already through with my secretarial course and had worked in so many companies without issues until the bearish market that affected the Nigerian stock exchange and caused the finance and investment house I was working to fold up in 2008/9.
So in 2012, I got a job in Guinness and was attached to a Chairman of a unit there. Everything was working fine until a new MD came. A middle aged Man with wife and children.. He started disturbing me. This one uses force to ask me out. He just told me one day (after being friendly with me for a while) that he wants to go and give me a treat. I politely turned him down and the next thing this man shouted. Common Lock up and follow me. we got downstairs and I was heading to the gate, he said if you step out without me, you're fired. I'll be beg him that I don't want to go. This man will yell at me and order me to enter his car to take me out by force. If I refuse he'll be threatening me with sack. I'll just follow him for peace to rein. He'll spend and I'll eat and drink. It wasn't easy. I'll pray, cast and bind until one day, after leaving an eatery, he was going to drop me home when the back tyre of his new jeep got stuck in a big gutter. I say God catch you. He was now saying my ogbanje people don spoil his new jeep. He was lucky it happened in my area. So I went into one of my church elders house and begged him to give us jack or so, i can't remember now. He was able to pull it out sha.

The following week the chairman sacked him. He called me into his office and said he knew the MD was disturbing me, true or false.? I was like is that why you sacked him and he said, are you not happy? I just shrugged. The next minute baba too was toasting me. huh ! Men...

He started his own wahala. I was like.. I can't do this Sir. It's against my faith. This man began to tell me how he dated a young lady who came to buy beer and transformed her life. He said she got pregnant for him and he sent her abroad to deliver the baby bla bla... He said he's going to take care of me. Meanwhile, the other staff there told me he once dated his former secretary and impregnated her. She had two children for him and developed breath cancer, this man abandoned this lady in her mother's house and took his two sons from her. Till she died he never went near her again. They said he abandoned the first wife he married in his youth that had all his grownup sons that are now working in his private companies. The chairman even told me about his first love he met in Yankee when he was still a young boy had a son out of wedlock with her but after his education he left the boy and his mother and came back home to marry another woman. That his son was already an old man when he was telling me this but the guy looked so fresh because he's based there. He showed me his pics with his grand children. Me was wondering why he was telling me all these.

One Saturday, he called me and said I should send my house address that his driver was coming to pick me. He doesn't work on Saturdays o. So I sent the driver adress of a filling station near my bustop. He came and picked me. I got there and he asked me to sit down. He started talking rubbish again. This time he brought out bundle of cash and gave it to me. I rejected it. This man para. That why would I reject his gift? that for a man his age thats an insult. I should apologize. Na so I kneel down begin apologize. He now said I should stand up and take the money. I did. He stood up and left.

Another Saturday he came and wanted to smooch me. I screamed he now ran into his office. He came back and was asking me how old I was, I said I was 31 and he said he thought I was 25 . That I'm behaving like a baby. He now sat me down and played king Solomons message on his iPad saying it's not wrong for a Christian to marry many wives. He brought out his check book and dropped on the table asking me to name any amount and he would sign it and give me now now.. I was shaking ic I couldn't talk.

Later he told me the lady he told me about was coming. Under 3 mins a CRV drove into the compound and the lady entered with the two kids he had for the man. Immediately they entered I looked at the 4yr old boy, he was a carbon copy of this man. then the little boy shouted, youre beautiful! I like you.. I just looked at the chairman and he smiled wickedly. In my mind I said like father like son. E dey una blood. I bought then drinks and told baba that I was going he said no, come and sit with us ha! I sat down and the lady was looking at me with disdain. After a while when he saw I was no longer comfortable, he said I can go.

After that day, he started avoiding me. I was happy o. Then one day he said I will be working with the wife henceforth. That the wife needs a PA. I sensed he wanted to sack me and I remember asking him that hope he's not going to use this against me, he said no. I joined the wife. That one Margaret thatcher. Nothing I do was good enough. She would yell and talk thinking I'll shudder like the other girls, I'll just do my job and remain calm.

One day, he came and told me to follow him to the office. We got there and he said the wife said she doesn't need my services any longer. He now asked me to write a resignation letter. I said no, that since you're the one asking me to go, you should do a letter to that effect. He now said that will not be a good report in my record. So he called the accountant to prepare all my benefits and pay me off. I left with a heavy heart and told God this will be the last I'll ever work as a secretary in my life or work directly with a man and God heard and answered that prayer.

Young ladies are going through a lot. If you find yourself in this situation please don't give in. For what shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his own soul.

You must be very beautiful if so.

ChybuzzDD:
You appear very conversant with this case

How sure are we that you're not the wife??

Now, why did you decide to abandon you 2 kids and husband to travel to lagos to engage in 'runs'?

Oya, go and reconcile with them immediately.

See plot twisting na.

I'm sure she is not the wife, cos this story is a bit familiar on NL over the months.

My own with her is why must she advise a man to reconcile with a prostituting wife.

Felimax:
Full sachet! I know why and if symptoms persist after three days ask him to go hug transformer. I know why!

Igbosbhate Wike for dislodging IPOB In Rivers state. They reinforced the hatred when he waylaid Peter Obi votes and diverted same to Tinubu.

Felimax, you hate Wike because he ensured your Boss, Horseteeth Ifeanyi Okowa and his Oga Atiku Abubakar were undemined daily until they lost election. Else, I wonder what your business is with Rivers state.

Why is it only in Nigeria that the multiple languages now constitute a serious problem?

Kooldon:
Yes because that small thing dey give her joy and peace of mind.

You see your waist ehn, I can do wonders with it on bed.

See Peugeot 505 oh.

In 1999, One of my uncles that recently got one, took me for a ride and wound up the glass and drove under heat for 10mins, we were literally dripping with sweat, and then he put on the AC of the car. According to him, he wanted to show me how fast the 505 AC can dry sweat in the body.

I can never forget the experience or the car.

Alamu5891:
Have you seen politicians working alone without security?

Even men of God use security.

Abagworo:
The woman didn't threaten Wike but rather some Police officers she claimed do hatchet job for Wike. She said if they fire one shot at anyone then they will respond with higher fire power.

You can twist narrative ehn, you this Abagworo.

Someone that threatened Wike openly. Personally I feel she was on drugs that day.

GreatBoss:
*WIKE SHOULD LEARN TO NOT BITE THE HAND THAT FEED HIM✍🏼✍️✍️* ..


*AN ADVICE AND WARNING BY THE LOVERS OF IJAW NATION ORGANIZATION (LINO)🌍🌍🌍.*



*It is of no doubt that if not for the efforts of great Ijaws like former President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and his wife Dame Patience Jonathan that took Wike from local politics even to national level and then saw to it that he became the Governor of the State of Former President Goodluck Jonathan's wife, Dame Patience Jonathan hence he got the impetus to become pompous, nobody would have known him nationally the way they did.*



*The Ijaws were unjustly balkanized into over six states when we are fully together and not even scattered by nature all to weaken Ijaw unity so that they can continue to milk Ijaw dry all in the name of oneness, if not for that unjust balkanizations and marginalizations of Ijaw, we would have been in atleast 5 States of our own because the space as occupied by South East Nigeria is not larger than Ijaw Nation.*



*Ijaw produce over 90 percent of all Nigeria's Crude Oil both onshore and offshore and they reduced Ijaw even to fourth class citizen values despite the fact that Ijaws are over 40 million people worldwide, as well as carry the burden of Nigeria on it's neck.*



*The natural calmness of the Ijaw people should not be taken for weakness and those who know the true history of how Ijaw operate in unity when challenged should please call Nyesom Wike and whatever pushes him even to order.*



*The Lovers of Ijaw Nation Organization (LINO) is on the conclusion that if Nyesom Wike continues these insults on the Ijaw tribe, he may be made to meet his waterloo in the hands of patriotic Ijaws.*
**He had stood at the alter of God and laid curses on the Ijaw Nation in the statement of* *"Thunder Fire INC"*
*INC is the umbrella body of the Ijaw tribe and deserved it's desired respect.**



*The Ijaw Nation over looked such act by him among others and we are now asking the ones that wish peace for Nigeria to severly warn Nyesom Wike to stop the song he is dancing to because if Ijaw change the tune, he wouldn't be able to comprehend the new beat.*



*@General Ditari Ebi🌍🌍*

*President LINO*


*Minjiye Joseph Sukubo*

*Vice President LINO*



*Comrade Botu Pius Ogusuware*

*National Secretary LINO.*

Me, I go use cane flog everybody wey dey LINO, including you this boy that resemble broom stick.

RobbStark:
Ntooor, he is staying and the people of rivers state are solidly behind him.

Soon your Wike won't enter Ph again, just mark it, he will cry blue murder

All of you Riverine/Ijaw people are out of your minds. Wike, an Ikwerreman will not enter Port Harcourt, Ikwerreland. Who born una.

It's like Ogogoro dey affect una brain.

toxtimmy:
You and devil are brothers.... Infact you are the landlord of hell.... Assuming your mother is alive I would put one gallon of hot pepper inside the place she take bring you out to this world and put fire you on it l, then pour kerosine on it.... While this is good ng I will have a glass of cold beer and show her this post you posted on nairaland.

You and and the woman that pissed you out deserves nothing but misery.

Comedian.

You suppose host night of a thousand madness.

MzansiCoolio:
Looks like it. Japagerian men were on her case day and night looking for easy visa through love scam.

South Africa is a dead end. Don't glorify your useless country.

Segzy19:
How your own mother belle be?
Omo ale Jati jati

Ori e ti darù.

See as the woman belle be like drum.

Shalommy:
Chaii.. Samantha124 come and look at these scammers. I don't want you to be their victim too. Anytime you need a hook up, just Dm.

She has deactivated her account.

NFBI:
So nairabet na him papa business as him don enriched them?

It's his money, he can do whatever he wants with it. But suggesting he would have instead given you the money to buy medicine isn't in your place because he owes you nothing and you're not in the place to make that suggestion.

As I keep 20k to use carry woman this night, nobody has prerogative to tell me wether it's a good or a bad thing because I worked for my money and spent it the way I want.

NFBI:
See money wey i for carry buy drugs take

Make another person give you him money make you carry buy drugs? As what na, your papa?

Spiff20:
Omo this woman don pour Wike charge oh. See threatening. Something wey men no fit do.

Because na woman, nobody go reason her talk. If na you, you go follow woman dey exchange words?

If na man threaten Wike like this, just know say e don be.

TheGoodJoe:
You support Wike going 8 years without making his budget public? Or, do you need a receipt for that?

Wike had always claimed his budgets are in the public domain. They were always available in the River state website and the office of the commissioner for information.

I don't support Wike, I just hate ingratitude naturally.

CrossRhodes:
You are in love with your chains
Pull out your head from their arse and breathe

English!!!

L1TTLE:
She brazenly told me "I have a 5yr old son", before she did I was crushing hard, then she told me she has a son today, I was taken aback for a while but much to my shock, I find her more attractive now? Instead of getting repulsed by the new information I want her more now, is it weird? Lol, I'm even thinking she can bring her son and live with me like we're family. Please advise me.

Did you eat in her house?