₦airaland Forum

safarigirl:
Abuja, bandits? We can't relate. We're in the Federal Capital

The satisfaction in your comment is exciting.

If you dont mind, Which state are you from??

safarigirl:
Not at all, I'm in Abuja.

Ok. Funny enough, I've never been there. I dunno why I don't fancy anywhere Northern Nigeria. Maybe because im scared shutless of bandits and boko haram. While I've travelled to almost all Southern States.

scondy:
Safari ...e be like u don see husband o....make una invite us o...bb addicts ....

Which one is bb addicts again na. ....NLanders

safarigirl:
Trust me, you don't.

They said we're arrogant and we're not submissive.

That's in a relationship, cos of the value you hold. You will naturally relax your "arrogance and non-submissiveness" in marriage.

Are you based in PH?

Lauryn41:
And you saw my cert where ??

Person wey go school suppose sabi comprehend

Warri Lauryn Hill, be like say you like quarrel wella.

safarigirl:
I've not had sex with anybody.

Not even been in the same room with anyone to have sex with them.

Wow. Your type is rare. Kudos. I wish I can see your type to marry.

Lauryn41:
Brains are supposed to be used to comprehend and not to make eba

James brown is Obasanjo on steriods
While child abuse is Thabang

Hope you get it

But I know book pass you na. BsC 1st class, Msc and PhD.

safarigirl:
You that hastily generalised that everyone on Big Brother is having sex, does that not make you dull?

I was speaking against the generalisation that everyone who goes to NYSC has sex, just as I was speaking against the generalisation that Big Brother Titans participants are having sex, but because you cannot read, or your comprehension is wack, you're interpreting as best your brain can handle.

You're the one that said your wife can sleep with people for 100k first, so, if anyone used expletives it is you.

I have never slept with anybody in my life and I am very offended by idiots like you that run to slutshame women because they're sick in the head and see every woman as whichever unfortunate soul allowed them inside them.

This shit is 2 days old and when I saw that attention seeker dragging us back I rightfully ignored, but there is you, who is also desperate for attention, replying to throw expletives at who?


You better go back to school, so comprehension will not run away from you next time. If all the women you know sleep with men for money, that's great for you.

Let me take the bold words as meaning you have never been in a state of sleep with anyone beside or close by you.

If you meant not having sex with anyone, I'd be wowed.

Lauryn41:
Na only child abuse and james brown for remain

South Africans eye for clear

Why are you calling Lukay child abuse? He's only 37 and Ipeleng is 25. Why is it paining you

seanwilliam:
Please what’s the usefulness of this show? I’m serious

Ask your father.

sotherefore:
I'm writing jamb this year seeking to study medicine and surgery , currently I'm 23 but by then I might be 24.
So many people have spent over nine years in medical school due to strike. Am I too late ?

If you end up becoming a medical doctor at 33, you've done really well. A friend who finished youth service at 26yrs, 10yrs ago and went in for medicine. He graduated last year. He's planning on leaving Nigeria soon. My friend initially studied Animal science.

Abuventure:
you should be ashamed of yourself

Why?

UmbrateethO4:
the way the girl dey sound for the tik tok vid make my dick to stand better attention. Na Lagos you dey?

No i dey PH. U fit add her on Tiktok na.

Thurmieee:
Bolt is the best for now if you're a new driver.
But if you're experienced and have a strategy......you can make more with indrive n Rida.

The bold sentence means if you plan on fleecing your company. Typical Nigerians always looking to undo the system.

UmbrateethO4:
Saw her on tik tok na correct calabar girl. 20k for u if you can get her to my bed

I think say I like woman, I don see person wey pass me.

Oh mehn, if you finally knack her, send her number to me.

peepydelano:
Kai bawa neh? Yan iska.

Hausa Boko Haram fool. Descendants of Cattle fvckers. Eternal bastard.

peepydelano:
Tinubu and Obi are in trouble, I feel for Niger Deltans who are foolishly supporting Obi who will eventually lead them to nothing and abandoning their very own who has the potential of becoming the vice president. I wonder why they’ve chosen to be slaves to easterners overtime and the easterners don’t even regard them. But I trust the intelligent ones to be wise enough to do the needful on Election Day, vote for Atiku and bring the Vice President to your region.

You are a bastard.

Jakumo:
You will definitely see improvements in the mirror in as little as a week from when you start to exercise, but to look Like Dr. Gene James may take a younger man a few months. That man is in absolutely phenomenal shape for ANY age, and is an example to anyone who has ever imagined that growing old is an excuse to stop exercise.

Dr. Gene James most likely will still be in top shape well into his 80s, going by his appearance and dedication at age 65. By the way he responds promptly to questions asked about his youtube videos so feel free to drop him a line. His happens to be a pastor as well, and is probably the fittest pastor you will ever see.

Straight leg raises to the front and to the side will trim that waist faster than situps. Repeat each leg raise to the FRONT and to the SIDE. You can never do too many leg raises, and they can be done in the privacy of your room several times a week to obtain the best results. In the beginning, you might get tired after ten or fifteen leg raises, but as your abdominal muscles gain strength, you will have no problem doing as many as 30 repetitions per leg, one after the other, left, right, front, side, and repeat till your sides burn from exertion.

Thanks. I owe you original Sapele Kain-Kain.

Jakumo, is it possible for a pot bellied young man to look like Dr Gene James in a few months?

Cook intestine with plantain to eat.

All these occultic people.

Parachoko:
You have been asking me questions, yet, you have not been able to tell me the projects Okowa have carried out in Warri

How many Km of road have Okowa constructed in Delta State?


I don tell you under whose tenure Ibeju Lekki started seeing development, if you want to be crying about the known fact, is your cup of tea.

Ibeju Lekki that was a bush in the 90's don over take and dust Warri to the side.

Tinubu created The Lekki Free Trade Zone. The employment opportunities and the industries in LFTZ is more than that of the whole Delta State.

What does it take to create a free trade zone? Cos you're making it sound like rocket science. It takes nothing other than setting aside a designated hectares of land that is suitable for certain businesses and asking people to invest there and don't pay taxes.

We have Onne Oil & Gas Free Trade Zone in Rivers state.

I don't know what the fuss is about.

englishmart:
The message is for unrepentant simpsons who think with their dicksons. I don't date broke girls. They date for a living. If I need an orphan, I know where an orphange is. I date girls that have sense. Once I notice you're a leeching, entitled agbadorian, I abort. I didn't come to this world to impress foolss.

If men were wise, they wouldn't chase women. Women would chase them instead. You are more advantaged. Unfortunately, most men are like Esau, they can sell their most valued assets to access temporary relish.

Not every guy has money problems as you. Also not every guy avoids the company of exotic women as you.

Your comment is for you and your likes.

Good day.

mrksquare:
Most Nigerians are just good at celebrating mediocrity. Our useless set of rulers always travel to abroad and yet cannot replicate the 21st flyovers they see in advanced countries.

Some Nairalanders are even mentioning Wike 19th century linear overhead bridges as a big feat.

Lack of exposure will make one marvel at the mediocrity of your rulers. Indeed Nigerians have a very low expectations from our pathetic rulers.

Do you think we have the money for this? You should learn to accept your realities.

Bragalane:
How many of this do you have in your state.

Whatever kind of flyovers you may have, Kano isn't Richer than Rivers.

A flyover, a normal level road and an underpass. It's a 3in1 road.

A 3level flyover is different from this.

RedboneSmith:
I will start with something that happened in an organization I used to work for. For context, there are people of every background in Nigeria in the organisation. Mostly Southerners and a few Northerners. There had been cases in the past where people of other ethnic groups (not Igbo) had either stolen/embezzled the organisation's funds, or used their position within the organization to give lucrative jobs to people from their own ethnic groups. When this happens and we find out, we address it without dragging the offender's ethnic group into it.

Well, during my last year in the organization, an Igbo man was the Head, and he embezzled funds (something non-Igbos had done in the past). When the news broke, I immediately became very uncomfortable because from experience, I knew what was going to happen. I knew all of us Igbos were going to be dragged, and people would take the opportunity to say unsavoury things about Igbo people. Not just Nnamdi who stole money.

I wasn't wrong. It didn't take time before the comments started flooding in. "Igbo man. Igbo people. This is why an Igbo man will never rule this country. It is always them. Thieves. It is always them."

I was in this organization for 8 years. I had seen Yorubas and Edos and Akwa Ibom people steal money and abuse their office. There were actually more cases of Yorubas doing that sort of thing in that organization within the time I was there. Not once did anyone say a Yoruba will never rule Nigeria again because some of them that dipped hand into the organization's account. One Igbo man did it and the WhatsApp group caught fire with all sorts of ethnically-charged comments.

Here's the thing. Tribalism is a pastime in Nigeria and all of us, Igbos and non-Igbos done collect. But there's something different about the antagonism that most Nigerians harbour towards Igbo people. We may try and deny it and claim that Igbos are being overly dramatic, but in doing that we'd be like the white people in America who claim that racism is over and dead, and that black people are just being whiny.

Perhaps, the antagonism stems from the first coup and the scare of Igbo domination that was propagated in that general period. Perhaps it stems from the stereotyped Igbo traits of competitiveness, aggressive go-getter attitude, a certain level of crassness and loudness, which Igbo people were said to carry with them as they left their region and moved into the region of their Nigerian neighbours. Perhaps its just sheer jealousy towards people who made much out of very little.

Whatever it is, dislike for the Igbo is a whole other level of tribalism, and I make bold to say that the Igbo are easily the most despised ethnic group in Nigeria. Even with the plague of killer herdsmen, Nigerians in general no hate Fulani reach the way they hate Igbos. I mean, while herdsmen were sweeping through the Southwest and other parts of the South, people like Adeyinka Grandson were still presenting the Igbo as the biggest existential threat to Yorubaland. People went as far as ignoring glaring evidence and claimed that it was Igbos, rather than the Fulani, who kidnapped Olú Falae.

Years ago,I saw videos made by some Northerners purporting that Igbo people were actually the brain behind Boko Haram. That idea was diffusing through the alleys of social media many years ago, but I don't think anyone is still spreading it today. The truth has become too plain to be ignored or twisted.

But the fact remains that the Igbos are everyone's go-to fall guy.

Even something like misogynism has, for some reason, become synonymous with Igbo men. When the most jaw-dropping cases of misogynistic behaviour I have seen in this my life came from I**** men. (I no wan' mention the ethnic group - I no get strength for fight.)

Nigerians seem to love to despise Igbos for no reason.

Most people that hate or despise the Igbos have never been undone by Igbos before, but it is just a default setting of Nigerians.

Most ethnic groups who could actually collapse into the Igbo society can never contemplate doing so because nobody wants to be in the "ugly" situation the Igbos find themselves.

Just Imagine being hated and despised when having not done anything hateful or despicable, simply because you're Igbo. Nah, nobody has that strength.

RedboneSmith:
After 13 years though?

Yes. After 13years.

ChinenyeN:
Help me out . . . if you can speak Ikwere, do you mind translating this short text for me in whatever type of Ikwere you speak (assuming that there are differences in how Ikwere people in different regions speak)?

"I have been saying something about this for a long time now. If only you had been listening, this would not have happened to you. Now look. Just be glad that you are still alive. You better not forget what happened today. See yourself,  always giving people trouble."

Thanks in Advanced.

I can translate it to you for a fee. You are abroad, therefore you have money.

I'd translate to Ibaa dialect.

MessiahOfAfrica:
I only watched the first episode of BB9ja.

After that, no more when I Realised the Indecencies.


It is far better to keep playing video games.

So keep at it to relax your mind.


And if you need to make money through it, please do too.


I make money offering the services of playstation gamings in The Hotels in My Locality.



I take my playstation console to a bubbling hotel in the neighborhood at night and make some good money and make adults happier than they were.



Zero Depression This Year 2023.


I actually just started the art again after a very long time away from Gamings Entertainment as A Seasoned Lifestyle Journalist.







Best King.

Jeez, how many Inches TV is dat?

oladeebo:
...only the wise can see.
Are you have money to feed today? have petrol to fill your tank?

Courtesy of APC government. And Tinubu is the APC flag bearer. And Tinubu also promised to continue from where Buhari and APC stopped.

Raheeqilmaktoom:
A certain Mba played an ignoble role in the 2015 elections in Rivers, can you confirm if he's the one?

That is CP Mbu Joseph Mbu. He is from Cross River.

Jennyclay:
Would your boyfriend also allow you to accommodate your Ex in his own house if you were to be a single mother?

Don't you have sense ?

I used to think Shege was reserved for those who are broke.

This woman is doing well financially and is still seeing Shege in her relationship.

The audacity of her bf is baffling.