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She should birth the child.

If the child is a boy he should be called Hookson.

If a girl, she should be called Hookayat

Jakumo:
That was a good catch. Seeing the same surname spelled two different ways by a government official is a dead giveaway that some crude fuckery is afoot. Another reason this letter can only be regarded as comedy writing is that any person to be charged with "International Terrorism" is subject to immediate arrest on sight and is not simply warned to stop being a terrorist, as though a mischievous child were being scolded by a finger-wagging kindergarten tutor.

Even if one were to accept the premise of the scolding school headmaster's letter purportedly written by a government official in Finland to Simon Ekpa, the question then arises regarding exactly how many victims a terrorist is allowed to kill before they are subject to IMMEDIATE arrest and trial, as opposed to being sent polite "cease and desist" warning letters with lame punctuation as shown above.

Tuale baba. 🙌

Fake letter.

Letter written to Simon Ekpa and in same letter he was referred to as Mr. Simon Ikpa.

VoidLife7:
Good day all,


Please i need your sincere input to this subject matter


I am from an average family of 6 living in Lagos. My father is a surveyor, while my mother a petty trader. My mother lost his younger brother's wife after child birth, through cesarian surgery.. My mum was the only female amongst 4 siblings, she was beseeched to look after the infant and her little brother. That was how my parents began nurturing these kids. I could recall vividly how my dad often supply the house with baby food so she could be properly fed. I saw how my dad and mum took turns at mid night looking after her. My dad lost his only sister four years after and he was given the responsibility to look after her last baby who was almost 2 years. I lost my dad 2015 when the little girl was 10, her brother 12 and the other child was just 8. My mum had 4 biological kids, 3 boys and a girl. The girl was the first child, happily married with kids. I have an elder brother and a younger brother. I was intermediate my brothers. Till date, these children acknowledged my parents as their biological parents. They never knew we aren't blood from same parents. We all had same surname. The little girl wrote her WAEC last year and cleared all her papers with distinctions and credit. She had the intention to study law or foreign languages.


I enrolled her in fashion designing immediately after her secondary school, as she had shown interest. It's less than a year she got enrolled and she's already sewing styles. She's heading to become a seamstress in the not too distant future. She also makes hair. Though not professional and she never learnt it.


My mum summoned me last month informing me she'd be giving my little sister out for marriage once she clocks 18 by May this year. She claimed i had been teaching in private school earning 30k monthly and my elder brother working in a factory earning 35k. We got bills to pay for ourselves and the kids. She asserted that the burden is already taken a toll on us. I and my elder brother are the ones supporting the family with accommodation, feeding, school fees et al. My mum claimed there was no money to pursue her education. We couldn't even afford to get her a sewing machine. The little girl suggested she get enlisted into the Nigeria navy or Immigration Service with her WAEC result, and also as a fashion designer. Perhaps, that could enable her pursue her law degree in subsequent time as an officer. My mum wasn't convince with her idea. She claimed there was no one to help her get enlisted successfully. She insisted in giving her out to a 43 years old divorces whose wife had abandoned with 3 kids. My mum was so ignorance enough to believed giving her out for marriage will help lessen our burden😭


I felt like giving my mum good hot slap having realised the reason i got summoned. I felt the burden is really weighing her down, making her think otherwise. I had kept my mum at arm length since then. Hopefully, that'd propel her have a change of mind. I sincerely got her plight though but that shouldn't be an option. She seems not to understand her decision would destroy the girl's life completely. She claimed it wasn't her fault. She sincerely wish we are capable of looking after the children, then she'd support her dreams and aspirations. She believed when there's no money, you shouldn't be found discussing anything that requires money. I've been so down ever since then. She claimed i i hadn't saved myself yet and i was worried saving someone else. She's my sister and i can't leave her behind. She never treated her badly for a day though and nobody knows she wasn't her biological child. If for instance, anyone come up tomorrow informing her or her siblings that my parents aren't their biological parents, they'd never pay attention to it. I was even threatening to report her to the family but she claimed the family can't do nothing. This little girl has good plans, dreams and aspirations but my mum wants to cut it short and shattered due to our challenges.


Please i need advice going forward. I really want to keep my family together🙏❤

Me I'm looking for virgin to marry. If she's one, I'd gladly see her thru schl.

gidgiddy:
But Ikwerre is just three local governments. If they all vote for Tinubu, and the rest votes Obi, Obi will still win in Rivers. Three local governments is too insignificant to determine elections

Hmmmm. You be novice oh.

Tom1960:
[b]There is no state in Nigeria where Tinubu has not made somebody. [/b]The other candidates are only care for their tribe's men. That is why I will vote for him. I'm not a yoruba man.

Name the person he made in Rivers state.

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Bradford111:
Hello everyone it's been 3 months since I had sex with a random girl and having been having boils coming up only my dick every time.

Taken a lot of drugs and even rubbed tubes like funbact act A and some other antibacterial the boils would go but when I stop using the antibacterial cream they will resurface.

Please I need advice on how to go about this am suffering and so uncomfortable right now.

You have herpes. Once you contract it, it's for life.

Think9ja:
3 million registered voters on paper.
Rivers State is only known for violence during election, not the rate of voters turnout. Mind you, Delta State gave Atiku more votes in 2019 than Rivers State. Wike and his Rivers State are an overrated piece of shxt

Pray tell the name of your state let's compare it to Rivers.

Patrick Okowa??

omonnakoda:
not bad
Praying for you to get sense

And I wanted to vote Tinubu becos of you. Now you have hurt my feelings.

I will now vote for Sowore.

omonnakoda:
To give one's life means
1. To die for something
2.To devote one's life to something e.g. I have given my life to Jesus

Those people with half knowledge are more dangerous than those with no knowledge
You don't know
You don't know that you don't know
You think you know it all

Ore wa, bawo ni.

Wiseandtrue:
Seun Kuti, it is a shame that you allowed yourself to be used as a pawn in the hands of the politicians

The very same thing your father gave his very own life fighting against!

Your father will be turning in his grave

What a shame

Fela didn't give his life fighting for democracy, the right statement is Fela dedicated his life to fighting for demcracy.

Cos what actually killed fela was AIDS and not Democratic struggle.

Lifeinbits:
Myself and my girlfriend have been dating for almost three years that she sometimes stays in my house too. I have always had the intention of traveling abroad but i don't know how, so last year my girlfriend brought the idea of traveling and how she wants to try US study route and I encouraged her to do so. I also supported her so much with my money by helping her to pay her application fee and TOEFL exam.

While doing all these, we had a conversation and she told me that if she is able to get a fully funded offer that we will be going together and I will be going with her as dependent. Now my girlfriend has gotten admission but she is yet to apply for visa and she has changed plans. She does not want me to go with her rather she is advising that I should also use the study route ifi want to travel.

Note : we had the intentions of getting married but right now she doesn't want us to get marry.

She hustled you.

searchng4love:
It's over

the bar.

YorubaNiBaba:
On Tinubu's mandate we shall stand

Leg go pain you, standing zombie.

Okoroawusa:
Thank you Bola Ahmed Tinubu. Everyone is now seeing things from his angle.

It is now that Tinubu has mouth to talk. When Naira exchanged at almost N1000 to $1 he was dumb. As insecurity and unemployment and hyperinflation has been ravaging Nigeria, he didn't find his voice.

Now that the govt want Nigerians to exchange old notes for new ones, he has found his voice.

Useless old man.

mjuvey3:
God was using that idea to pass a message.

Leave matter for Mathias.

mjuvey3:
Brothel hoes are damaged goods who are available for everybody.

The funny thing is that a lot of married men do patronize brothel hoes which is worrisome.

Apart from the spiritual aspect,how can you have sex with someone you hardly know and you still leave your used condom containing your sperm with her 😢

The worst is that majority of them have spiritual husbands and chronic spiritual problems

STOP PATRONIZING BROTHEL HOES 🤬

But God asked his prophet Hosea to marry a prostitute. She even bore him a son.

Hosea from chapter 1 down.

Thank me later.

Okay oh. Let us see how fine Arsenal can withstand pressure at the top of the league table.

Their next premier league match will be very important.

Faiththatworks:
God bless Asiwaju Bola Tinubu for speaking up against this devilish, crazy,lunatic,mad, frustrating swap policy.
Asiwaju go on hammering them, Emefiele,Baba Buhari,and all their cahoots in the villa.
I suffered yesterday to withdraw money over the counter from a cheque that was given to me,it was bad that all the banks I entered,none was paying over the counter,the queues at the ATM was depressing and all you can collect is 20000 per day.
I ended up not collecting the money cos the banks didn't have any money.
I said it in another thread and I will repeat it here,if Emefiele doesn't instruct the banks to load the ATM machines with the old notes today, Nigeria will erupt in a orgy of violence.
As for Obi and Atiku,they have proven to be very selfish politicans,they will rather prefer Nigeria burn as far as their ambitions are protected.
What will it cost them to tell government the policy is crippling the masses.
Even the Obi social media mob is confused,the ones that stood up for Endsars and have been bating on Peter Obi dare not make pim or they will be destroyed for siding with the masses.
Confusion is really breaking the bone of Obi social media mob. (Apologies to the great abami eda,Fele kuti)
Shame on them.
God bless Nigeria

It is hypocritical of Tinubu to try and disassociate himself from APC , his brainchild. It is not like the APC where dishing out good policies and building a great economy with good security and employment generation and then suddenly things went bad these last 2 months. It has been bad for 7years plus, yet no comment.

Like, Is fuel scarcity and new Naira notes the only issues facing Nigerians?? What about unemployment, insecurity, hyperinflation, exchange rates, blatant corruption.

When he wasn't the APC flag bearer and things were going south in Nigeria he didn't say anything. He kept mute all along. Even when fulani herdmens killed Pa Fasorantis daughter, he asked "where are the cows"?.

His decision to speak out is not because he has the interests of the masses at heart but he feels the bad policies of APC may derail his presidential ambition.

Hypocrisy and selfishness is what Tinubu is all about. Nothing more. Bless him all you want, you can only deceive yourself.

Agbegbaorogboye:
Like I said, the institution have no say if the ministry approves.
That said, if Tinubu wins, he will deal with the approving authority if he wants to deal with anyone and not the school.
In the US, political campaigns and even debates hold on college campuses more than anywhere else.

Ok, maybe the university also had a say in whatever happens in their institution especially as it isn't a directive that affects the ruling party.

@bold, why do Nigerians always like to compare themselves with the USA. Its funny cos I don't see the peculiarities between Nigeria and USA. We don't even practice same form of democracy.

Tho not a related issue, but on a thread where Buhari came to commission a 3in1 flyover in Kano, someone asked why Nigerian govt didn't build interchanges like they build in USA, using the picture of The Dallas High 5 interchange to buttress his point. As if he knows the cost of the Dallas high 5 interchange.

Agbegbaorogboye:
Maybe the ministry never gave approval in the first place because if they did, the University has no say

Ok. What about the possibility of the institution trying to play safe. What if m Tinubu wins and decides to deal with them for giving out their stadium to Atiku.

Personally I feel the school did the right thing cos a university environment isn't suited for political campaigns.

Agbegbaorogboye:
You mean FG can't build it

Long story short.


The Nation Newspaper


We won’t release our facility to Atiku for campaigns – UNIPORT

Mike Odiegwu, Port Harcourt
February 2, 2023

The University of Port Harcourt (UNIPORT) has denied a report the presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Atiku Abubakar will hold his Rivers campaign at the campus.

The university described the report, which came after Atiku and the PDP were denied the use of the Rivers stadium by the state government, as false.

UNIPORT in a statement on Thursday by its Public Relations Officer, Dr. Sam Kpenu, explained that the university was not a campaign ground.

The statement said: “Management has not authorised any political campaign rally at the University. The University is not a political ground for political campaigns

We are not contemplating releasing its facility to the Atiku Campaign Council

The Public is, therefore, called upon to discountenance this deliberate falsehood aimed at tarnishing the towering reputation of the University as it is simply a figment of the imagination of the author.

“The Institution warns the originator of this falsehood to desist forthwith or face the wrath of the law. Meanwhile, this issue has been reported to law enforcement agencies for appropriate action”.


https://thenationonlineng.net/we-wont-release-our-facility-to-atiku-for-campaigns-uniport/

Agbegbaorogboye:
If he abandons it, what will happen

Uniport will lose

Agbegbaorogboye:
What is this one saying?
Are you aware Uniport is a federal University

Yes I am. I schooled there. Wike is rebuilding the convocation arena. It is a N3.1B project. I'm saying Wike might abandon the project to spite whoever gave the permission for Atiku to use the facility.

If you think Wike cannot abandon the project because of Atiku, then you don't know Wike.

allen113:
Heard the stadium in Uniport has been approved for Atiku, kai this one go pain wike wetin no good because him power no reach there.




I heard they applied for the use of the stadium through the Minister of education.

Wike is building a N3.9Billion convocation arena in Uniport. He may suspend the ongoing building project because of this, cos he's an extremely vindictive fellow.

Uniport better be wise.

allen113:
Heard the stadium in Uniport has been approved for Atiku, kai this one go pain wike wetin no good because him power no reach there.

Uniport better not give out their stadium oh.

Yoruba media can only lie to themselves.

When Yoruba journalists wake in the morning, they look for one nonsensical idiotic lie to spin.

Lagos that has an enormous road infrastructure deficit that can hardly cater to Lagosians is now being courted by foreign countries?

So they want their goods to sleep for weeks on Lagos traffic??

Yoruba journalists are just plain silly.

ycat:
It's clear that Yoruba will never be allowed to participate in Nigeria's democracy. Yoruba is the engine that runs Nigeria and the financial bone of the country. If you take Yorubaland out of Nigeria, the country will collapse and turn to Venezuela on steroids, a country with oil but you can't see a rat, cat or dog because they have eaten all of them out of hunger. Yorubaland put Nigeria in the map and the only face Nigeria has. So why is the plot to stop Yoruba from ever ruling Nigeria is this bold? Well, it's because we have accepted everything thrown our way, the fear of dying has crippled us so much that we are not holding our own down. They say people who haven't found something to die for, have no purpose to live for, what about yourselves and your children? Aren't they worth fighting for? Buhari put an igbo police to control Yorubaland during elections, he wants to rig the elections against Tinubu. They want to rig the elections against Yoruba again. Don't you know that the only reason they are afraid of Tinubu is because he's a real Yoruba man(unlike Obasanjo, an igbo man they call Yoruba to deceive you) and will work against them and do the right thing for Nigeria with total equity? He won't rob peter to pay paul, he will let every region retain what it generates, how is this bad if Nigerians are honest? The first thread about the new police commissioner in Lagos has been locked, I wonder why! This is a new war they have brought to your doorstep, are you going to just look like baboons lying down again? Where in the world do you provide money for food and you are the one going hungry? If these foreign police who don't speak the language of the land that your mothers and grandmothers understand are not raping your children, they're killing your youths. How long are you going to accept these assaults? You are already at war and people die only once. Do we still have alpha males and females in Yorubaland? If we don't, at least let's make some noise and get the attention of the weapon sellers to correct this injustice against Yoruba and hopefully some war mercenaries to help us. As Ukraine wraps up, they are going to need somewhere to go, in our case, it will be a different kind of emotion on people, owing that we are fighting for our survival as a people on our soil. Between our cousins in Togo, Benin and beyond, the victory will be ours. But first we must start somewhere.

This is a lame write up by a crackhead. Written by Someone of the class of FFK.

The writeup stinks.

ChinenyeN:
I mala ikwu onu anu gba?

Yes. I'm not fluent in Ikwerre.

In Ikwerre (Owé, mmam osu onu ikwerre k'oma.)