Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs DR Congo (0 - 2): Int'l Friendly On 8th October 2015 by Jarus(m): 7:11pm On Oct 08, 2015 |
Congo now playing with great confidence. |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs DR Congo (0 - 2): Int'l Friendly On 8th October 2015 by Jarus(m): 6:48pm On Oct 08, 2015 |
Nawao. no be 7pm again? |
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo by Jarus(m): 6:42pm On Oct 08, 2015 |
WAIING WAILERS = AWON IJO ELEKUN |
Travel › Re: See How Much It Cost To Travel From Lagos To New York In The Good Old Days(pic) by Jarus(m): 9:07am On Oct 08, 2015 |
Our family house, a one-storey building and big house by then standard, was built with 4k in 1958. |
Politics › Re: Support Fayemi's Nomination, Fayose Tells Ekiti National Assembly Members by Jarus(m): 8:53am On Oct 08, 2015 |
GEJ my hero. Fayose my role model. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by Jarus(m): 2:38pm On Oct 07, 2015*. Modified: 9:03pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
JARUSHUB MOCK TEST/INTERVIEW for the upcoming Dangote Assessment comes up tomorrow at our office. 59 Queen Street, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos Time is 10am prompt A mock session is just a session where everything you will expected to do on that day are taught and revised, with classroom session. We have done this for top top companies, including NLNG. Fee is N3000 per participant. Call Kabir on 08060482880 for participation details. If you're coming for our Mock Test, please come with your CV and calculator as CV will be needed for interview. http://www.jarushub.com/interview-coaching/ |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Disastrous Banking Job Interview On The 5th Of October 2015 by Jarus(m): 6:44am On Oct 07, 2015 |
Bubewilson: lols Dear Jarush it's no scam. The outfit is Workforce Enugu office and I believe most graduates have heard of them. I had a said banking interview with them sometime ago and mine went well. Trying to do my documentation presently and file in in case something considerable comes up through them. The interviewer in question is a calm man and easy to get along with from my encounter with him Sha. From my analysis of what op posted I think he is good at what he studied in the school but failed to stir the interview away from his academic makeup since the industry in question was different from what he was trained in at the University.
My thought though, I might be wrong. If it's workforce, then that's very unprofessional of them. I know workforce. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Disastrous Banking Job Interview On The 5th Of October 2015 by Jarus(m): 11:23pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
espionagesavvy: A top recruitment agency was recruiting for the bank at enugu. I arrived at the venue very early and sat in a small room with the few persons that had arrived, after a while people trickled in until the room was filled and the seats fully occupied, people had to stay outside, when the time for the interview was upon us, one of the officials of the recruitment agency came and addressed us about the importance of marketing to the bank, our careers, and to us as young people ( we didn't apply for marketing position, they didn't inform us on the role we would be interviewed for nor the name of the bank). The very funny stuff was that the job seekers were all in suit, sweating profusely, but none could muster the courage to put on the ceiling fan, when I asked the man closest to the switch to do so, he simply replied, "o boy u no get leg to waka go put am"
The interview.
This was my first interview, so I was a little nervous but excited, I had nothing to lose, they either accept me or reject me, I told myself people go to war and they don't shit their pants, I was just going to face a human not a tiger and have a constructive talk with the person. Names where been called, I didn't want to seat, I stood outside the room with some very nervous ladies and gents and they really appeared nerve wrecked, jittering and scared, I decided that I would not appear frightened, and that was the mistake I made.. It got to my turn, I walked into the office and faced my nemesis, my interviewer sparked
" MR Man who told you to enter in the first place, you are supposed to stand in the doorway until I give you permission to enter"
I apologized immediately and was asked to sit and then hand my cv over.
The first question, "mr man, what is your name" Sir my name is Ambrose ochuko
"Tell me about yourself"
I had practiced this question numerous times, so I was really eloquent. He laughed after I was done, and said " oboy you cram this thing". No sir I didn't, I had prepared myself for this question and the likes sir, I prepared myself for the interview Sir..
So you said you were the best in your class right? Yes sir I replied.
"What course?" International studies and diplomacy sir,
He laughed again, "you have entered my trap because I would ask you difficult questions and you are expected to give me the correct not near correct answers.
Tell me about the foreign policy of obasanjos government in 2000."
Sir, nigeria during the regime of general sani abacha from 1993 to 1998 was regarded as a pariah state, obasanjo tried to reintroduce nigeria as a responsible member of the global committee of nations and....
"stop there, you are speaking Grammer for me, what is pariah, eh..".
pariah sir is..."
shut up, I know it..
"You have failed that one" but sir I protested, "see i won't argue with you, continue speaking Grammer, I liked this, he said with a very ominous laughter, the lady sitting with him joined in the laughter, I felt weak..
"Your next question is tell me the origin of the igbos?"
No problem sir, I started, the igbos originate from the volta congo region in africa, they..
"wait there is that it, are you sure you did your african history well, university of Benin abi, are you sure you even graduated"... Is that the only origin of the igbo race,
sir, there are traditions of origins which postulate that the igbos are from Israel and also another which say that the progenitor of the igbo people came from the sky, but these are just hemitic hypotesis and the latter is just untrue, " who told you that the igbos are not from Israel eh, you don't have the right to say that, what do you think you know" I just tire.. Em, he turned to the lady and asked if she had any questions for me, to which the lady looked at me as if I was fart or even poo, a demeaning look with a laughter replied, Abegi no questions.
"Well what can someone who studied international studies and diplomacy do in a bank sef" Sir I began, international stu... "I have heard you, you can now go, we will get back to you..
I was disappointed not that I knew I had lost the job, but the total disregard of professionalism the recruiting office displayed. So if i may advise you, if you are seeking a job opportunity, don't appear confident, simply be downbeat and downtrodden. My first job interview was a total disaster but I learned valuable lessons from the episode. This is likely a scam "recruitment". No bank will outsource their recruitment to this kind of outfit. |
Sports › Re: 'Oliseh Shuts Enyeama Up, Kicks Him Out Of Camp Today' - Muyiwa Lawal by Jarus(m): 10:10pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Oliseh should learn from Siasia's case, who kept fighting his key players and ended up not qualifying SE for Nations Cup.
There are better ways of managing them. If he knew he still had issue with him, he should not have invited him in the first place. Calling security personnel to evict Enyeama is highly disrespectful. |
Politics › Re: EFCC Holds Omokore, Diezani’s Associate by Jarus(m): 8:38am On Oct 06, 2015 |
liberty300: Alison surrounded herself with people from the southwest and they pulled her down. She best name them all..omokore is a good start Just for your education: Omokore is not from the South West. Not everyone bearing Yoruba name is from the South West. I'm a Yoruba man but I'm also not from the South West. |
Politics › Re: Plot To Sack IGP, Arase, Thickens - Nigerian Tribune by Jarus(m): 8:36am On Oct 05, 2015 |
1, Tinubu 2, Akiolu 3, Coomasie
The personalities veilly referred to. It's only the AIG I can't hazard a guess on. |
Business › Re: Throwback Photo Of Dangote (from Grace To More Grace) by Jarus(m): 6:20pm On Oct 04, 2015 |
goodgate: Dangote does not even have a degree,his life and success is by GOD's grace. Dangote had a degree from an Egyptian university. |
Business › Re: Throwback Photo Of Dangote (from Grace To More Grace) by Jarus(m): 6:18pm On Oct 04, 2015 |
kellybently: 500k 1985 do u no the value then. 504 SR was 11k then . hope you can estimate the value of 500k then 1977 actually. |
Politics › Re: The Changing Changer: A PMB Supporter's Opinions On 2014 Nyanya Vs Today (pix) by Jarus(m): 8:18pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
LOL. Internet researchers I hail o  This is what is called dressing down  |
Islam › Re: Hajj: Nigerians Won’t Stone Devil Again – Sanusi. by Jarus(m): 7:15pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
SeverusSnape: These people no get sense (No offence)
Think about it, Does it make an iota of sense?...Each and every year, they stone the devil, the devil doesn't die, but dozens and sometimes hundreds of the Mohammedans die; This senseless routine is repeated each year. Okay, Why not bomb the devil?...Is bombing not what they are good at??
Bombing humans and stoning the devil. 
Funny... There is something called symbolism |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by Jarus(m): 1:32pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
JarusHub is organizing Mock Test to prepare you. JARUSHUB DANGOTE MOCK TEST JarusHub is a Nigerian startup with focus on careers and employability skills improvement. We have prepared more than 150 people for interviews of top companies, including NNPC, Oando, KPMG, NLNG, PwC and Afrinvest and a good number of our enrollees were successful. We are conducting a Mock Test for the forthcoming Dangote Test. A mock test is a just a test that prepares you for the real test. We gather experts together in the disciplines to use the information given to you to guess questions and you will sit down and write the test. We will then give you feedback and correct you on what you need to work on. There will also be mock group discussions. We have done this for many companies in the past and have had sessions in Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt. Most of our trainers are First Class graduates of top disciplines who are test experts. Our fee is N3000 per participant. And this is a subsidised fee as such services go for as much as $300 (60k) in other countries. Date for this Mock Test will be communicated when we firm up things with our experts. Venue is JarusHub office, 59 Queen Street, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos Venue is JarusHub office, 59 Queen Street, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos Date: Thursday, 8th October Time 10am To register, send an email to jarushub@gmail.com or call Kabir on 08060482880 or Mathew on 09092989936 http://www.jarushub.com/interview-coaching/ |
Education › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Prestigious Alumni by Jarus(m): 8:36pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
I agree with your list.
However, you counted Sarah Alade (CBN Deputy Governor) under UNILORIN. Although she attended both OAU (first degree) and UNILORIN (PhD), where one has first degree should be where he/she is counted, if you don't want the name to reflect in both. |
Politics › Re: Diezani Alison-madueke, Arrested In London - Premium Times by Jarus(m): 6:12pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
menix: Well if she stole make them collect the money finish but why is Amaechi walking free..
This one sided anti corruption war go soon consume nigeria.. Did you bother to check who arrested her? You think na EFFC? |
Politics › Re: Diezani Alison-madueke, Arrested In London - Premium Times by Jarus(m): 6:11pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Witch-hunting |
Education › Re: 65 Million Nigerians Still Illiterate, Says UNESCO by Jarus(m): 6:37am On Oct 02, 2015 |
How many of them are on NL?  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by Jarus(m): 3:44pm On Oct 01, 2015*. Modified: 1:26pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
sweetmb4real200: @jarus ow can we participate A mock test is a just a test that prepares you for the real test. We gather experts together in the disciplines to use the information given to you to guess questions and you will sit down and write the test. We will then give you feedback and correct you on what you need to work on. Most of our trainers are First Class graduates of top disciplines who are test experts. Our fee is N3000 per participant. And this is a subsidised fee as such services goes for as much as $300 (60k) in other countries. Date for this Mock Test will be communicated when we firm up things with our experts. Venue is JarusHub office, 59 Queen Street, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos Date: Thursday, 8th October Time 10am To register, send an email to jarushub@gmail.com or call Kabir on 08060482880 or Mathew on 09092989936 http://www.jarushub.com/interview-coaching/ |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by Jarus(m): 10:27am On Oct 01, 2015*. Modified: 1:29pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
JarusHub is organizing Mock Test to prepare you. JARUSHUB DANGOTE MOCK TEST JarusHub is a Nigerian startup with focus on careers and employability skills improvement. We have prepared more than 150 people for interviews of top companies, including NNPC, Oando, KPMG, NLNG, PwC and Afrinvest and a good number of our enrollees were successful. We are conducting a Mock Test for the forthcoming Dangote Test. A mock test is a just a test that prepares you for the real test. We gather experts together in the disciplines to use the information given to you to guess questions and you will sit down and write the test. We will then give you feedback and correct you on what you need to work on. There will also be mock group discussions. We have done this for many companies in the past and have had sessions in Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt. Most of our trainers are First Class graduates of top disciplines who are test experts. Our fee is N3000 per participant. And this is a subsidised fee as such services go for as much as $300 (60k) in other countries. Date for this Mock Test will be communicated when we firm up things with our experts. Venue is JarusHub office, 59 Queen Street, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos Venue is JarusHub office, 59 Queen Street, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos Date: Thursday, 8th October Time 10am To register, send an email to jarushub@gmail.com or call Kabir on 08060482880 or Mathew on 09092989936 http://www.jarushub.com/interview-coaching/ |
Politics › Re: Ministerial List: How Buhari’s Last Minute Change Favoured Ngige by Jarus(m): 10:17am On Oct 01, 2015 |
I guess the representative of Anambra state on the cabinet would have been a Hausa man from Anambra state. |
Politics › Re: El Rufai 'insults' Osinbajo - Déjà Vu (Vanguard) by Jarus(m): 8:12am On Oct 01, 2015 |
The addition of "Vanguard" to this headline is misleading. It is not a news item, it's a column (opinion) by Ochereonne Nnanna, who is not a Vanguard staff/reporter but a columnist.
It's like Punch publishing my article and you make it headline and add Punch as the the reporter.
By the way, Ochereonne is a well-known bitter man, an alarmist that will feed on anything, including beer parlour gist, to demonize the North and Northerners. I have known him for years. |
Politics › Re: Fashola, Amaechi, Ngige, Onu, Lai, Kachikwu Make Ministerial List - TheCable by Jarus(m): 7:14am On Oct 01, 2015 |
kaboninc: Then that's really bad for us. Really bad for our oil industry. In fact, everything says he cannot. A Minister cannot head a ministry and parastatatal at the same time. Unless he will be relieved from that position.
Come to think if it, PMB intends to be the defacto Petroleum Minister who in turn is the Chairman of NNPC and the Managing Director is a government Minister of State?
Where's the corporate governance? What message are we sending to the international community? Are we in a monarchy system of government?
Abeg, PMB should not commit another blunder here. I agree with you. |
Politics › Re: Fashola, Amaechi, Ngige, Onu, Lai, Kachikwu Make Ministerial List - TheCable by Jarus(m): 6:48am On Oct 01, 2015 |
kaboninc: How do you expect us to take The Cable with any pinch of seriousness?
Suggesting that Kaichukwu be on the list? Yes, he is there. Quote me anywhere. There's nothing that says he cannot be NNPC GMD and Minister of State for Petroleum. |
Politics › Re: Fashola, Amaechi, Ngige, Onu, Lai, Kachikwu Make Ministerial List - TheCable by Jarus(m): 11:57pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Koleman: All i needed to do was to look at de source. "the Cable" a hungry news media? The fact is for now nobody knows the content of that list. These are all calculate guesses The Cable is owned by Simon Kolawole, former editor of Thisday and arguably Nigeria's most connected journalist When he launched the news platform in 2014, it was chaired by General Abdulsalamm, former Head of State, and also had in attendance Aliko Dangote. The Cable is not an "hungry news site", just to let you know. By the way, Saraki's close men, Yusuph Olaniyonu and Bolaji Abdullahi, used to Simon Kolawole's colleagues at Thisday and remain close friends. Likely the source of the The Cable scoop. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Mecca Stampede: Nigeria Death Toll Rises To 64 As NAHCON Identifies More Bodies by Jarus(m): 9:21am On Sep 30, 2015 |
juliusocean: they stay home their brothers ( boko) will kill them they go the holy Land , crane falls on them okay that's an accident ryt ...oya stone devil and go home they stampede themselves all for Allah is this not enough reason for them to pack their kettle and mats n accept Christ?
lemme go and check for afolabi hope e Neva kick geepee tank .... So Christians don't die in accidents? |
Politics › Re: Senator Ita Enang Arrives Senate With The Ministerial List by Jarus(m): 7:30pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
kokoA: Some people just have a way of being relevant in any government in power irrespective of party. I've been hearing this name "Ita Enang" since I was in secondary school. He spent 16 years in NASS. I was in SSS2 in 1999 when he was first elected into the HOR. Now, I don forget say I go university sef. |
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Food › Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by Jarus(m): 9:11pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Omotayor123: Really But how can the creature enter the stomach through the mouth without the victim knowing When the person is not dead sleeping! Ever heard of sarcasm? |
Travel › Re: An Accident In Abuja Along Bwari Jere Road (pics) by Jarus(m): 10:38pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
He's obviously from Sokoto state (Yabo town). |