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I said similar thing in 2011, when one of the pseudo-analysts here said GEJ will win Kano.

I posted "If GEJ wins Kano, I will resign as Nairaland Mod".

Of course, I don't put my money on what is not sure for me. I won.

See the thread here: https://www.nairaland.com/645370/how-gej-win-saturday-foretold

I'm even lowering the threshold to 30% this time around.

I'm no longer a Mod (resigned in 2013) but I'm putting my NL membership as stake here.

Funjosh:
Broz ko le to yen na, We all know that The man no fit get many vote like that for north.

One political neophyte challenged me.

sbaks:
if this is true, it shows he lacks calculation and creativity.

Anyone can fail Math.

I used to have F9 in Math until SS3 when I made a turn-around began passing it.

Fashola also had F9 in Math, do you want to compare Fashola's intellect with many Math A1ers?

Carmal90:
thank God for that statement,cos i will personally remind you of What you said on 15 of failbuhari ,remember that promise is a debt... Aluukawaani eeru olohun ni oooo

I say it again, louder this time around: THAT IF GEJ SCORES 30% IN KANO, I WILL REST THE "JARUS" HANDLE ON NAIRALAND. I WILL MAKE MAKE A STATEMENT/POST TO THAT EFFECT AND RESIGN MY NL MEMBERSHIP.

bumtos:
Jonathan will win again and the other political parties will scatter. Atiku and Kwanwanso will have themselves to blamed. APC is just opposition party and not to win election

Mumu. You don't even know the meaning of opposition. Opposition is simply the party other than that in government. PDP automatically becomes opposition if APC wins.

Republicans and Democrats have been opposition at various times in US politics.

Opposition has won election in Rwanda, Senegal and various other countries.

PapaBrowne:
Hmmmmm!! Kano is up for grabs!!!

These are real photos and not photos from a Reinhard Bonke crusade!

Did you say Kano is up for grab, you PapaBrowne of all people?

PDP is a national party that has been around since 1999 and had ruled Kano state in the past, so you don't expect such highly structured party not to have loyal members even in Buhari's hometown of Daura.

But to say GEJ stands a chance in Kano is to display ignorance of Nigerian politics.

Buhari has never lost Kano!


If GEJ gets 30% in Kano, I will resign my Nairaland membership.

izutex007:
pls whts d meaning of Bolekaja?

Dirty fight

I remember when facebook banned me too in 2008 or so when I engaged in bolekaja with someone and he reported.

They later apologized.

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Death is no respecter.

Abacha was fit as fiddle on Sunday June 7, 1998.

He died the next day, June 8.

He was 55 or so.

Just to remind people that think their candidate is immune from death because he's in his 50s and someone else was in his 70s.

Boko Haram retweeted.

Was I the only one that saw that.

Matthewbriggs:
I would love to hear any APC supporter contradict this.

It is popular knowledge that Muhammadu Buhari's APC, have been calling for an immediate price reduction on fuel products to reflect the down scaling in global oil prices. Something he never did in his time.

Feul price changes of administration before and after him.

•Obasanjo - from 9k to 15.3k
•Shagari - from 15.3k to 20k
•Buhari - from 20k to 20k (Price remains the same)
•Babangida - from 20k to 39.5k

In the glut of 1984, oil prices slumped from around $30 to about $14 (53% drop), the Nigerian dictator (Buhari) at that time did not reduce the pump price of petrol. Thirty years later, in a similar circumstance but with a price slump of 50%, President Jonathan reduces the pump price by N10.

I just bought 10 litters for 870N.

APC stop this hypocrisy you are sharing oh.

GEJ till 2019


Source of Chart http://chartsbin.com/view/oau

Okay, now we know Buhari neither reduced nor increased it.

How much was pump price when GEJ got there? How much is it today?

Blueeyedboi:
....Quit contradicting yourself....if Senegal beats RSA that makes it six points out of a possible nine...that's a ticket for the next round..

Sorry, I meant Senegal and Algeria.

safarigirl:
abeg how you take calculate am wey Senegal go beat SA and SA go still qualify over Senegal?

Ghana will most likely hold RSA, Algeria will molest SA, Senegal will hold SA....Algeria and Senegal will qualify

Oh, I meant Algeria and Senegal. Typo.

Badosqi:
Senegal finally ready to proof why they have been always named the dark horse in recent afcons..... up next ALGERIA VS SA.... tough group indeed

Ghana is out. They may hold or even beat RSA but can't beat Algeria.

Senegal will beat RSA.

I see Algeria and Senegal coming out of this group

DanceVille:
Pneumonia:Inflammation of one or both lungs.
Ultra:Beyond.
Microscopic:So small as to be visible only with a microscope.

How would anyone that attended secondary school need dictionary to know the meaning of microscopic?

customized13:
Do you think those pictures cannot be photoshopped? you never sabi anything.

Yes, even on ChannelsTV.

Inside public transport. Entered same bus from Ilorin to Offa, Kwara state. She didn't want to give me her number, I alighted from the bus (which was not my own bus stop) and followed her to a shop. She still didn't want to give me. The shop owner intervened by pleading on my behalf. That was when she gave me. till today, I still joke with her on that scene.

Interestingly, I had traveled from Lagos to Ilorin to see another lady who dey form hard to get.

Tranquill:
We are talking about 1998 and not 1966. Take ur tme and do ur research to find out the dynamics of power in the military between these two periods.

Selective interpretation of history to suit your outcome.

How did you know what motivated them in 1998?

Tranquill:
What I noticed is that all the names of the players and people involved are northerners and that is the scenerio they want to bring back to the seat of government using APC. I also believe that what actually worked against Jeremiah Useni is that is not a Muslim and a 'core' northerner.

But when the same northern officers decided to use a Christian Yakubu Gowon in 1966, it was because he was a Muslim? Smh.

M4gunners:
And this is only the problem i have with Osinbajo who was a pastor . For him to join a blood suckling APC is wrong.

And the people bombing APC offices in Rivers state are what?

Meanwhile, acts of violence do not do anyone any good, and it should be totally eschewed.

These guys don't know they're doing disservice to their parties and candidates.

EE

PerfumeRepublik:
Only gullible people fall for these signs and wonders..

I wonder how people fall for such. It amazes me.

Now, PDP issue statements on internal affairs of APC.

They know APC internal affairs more than themselves.

Wonder shall never end.

Lilaex:
Make una jus day lie any how. This just coincidence dose guys are searching 4 netwrk. We all knw dat MTN netwrk has been poor for some days now.

ayox2003:
Jarus, put it up on Sound Cloud or Tubidy.com where we can download it.

Nice one!


Frawzey

Can I send to you and you help me put it there?

Tolexander:
oga mi!
e be like say u don join politics proper now. when is your poster coming out? wanna thumbprint for u!

It's in the cooler. Not interested now

Ironically, the two invites I have gotten are from PDP. One from one of TAN groups in October last year, another from Kwara PDP.

wheredemdey:
Ok chief...those i asked didnt get it...guess i was quick to pass judgement based on that..

Fair enough.

But do you every single house will get such?

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Why the long brain fart? Afterall Yar adu didn't do it...Obj didn't do it....Abdusalam didn't do it...Abacha didn't do it....Ernest Shonekan didn't do it....Babangida didn't do it....Buhari KILLED IT....So why cast aspersion on the one who did it because he is a christian minority from the south? Why?? [/color]

Another ignoramus.

I rode train in the early 90s, way after Buhari ruled. Railway did not collapse under Buhari.

wheredemdey:
VGC Bro




Thats VGC not lagos...i know cos i got it too..APC is an elitist party..

let them go to epe..langbasa etc

GEJ till 2019

I'm in Langbasa, and I saw them this morning. How about that?

Carmal90:
mr JARUS am a muslim,pls just come to Where the politics is happening that is ilorin.you will understand wat am saying better,bukola hassan burnt many bridges, and it will a perfect rigging if he won this coming election.,did u know yinka aluko is from centra and the guy is a grassroot politician,Pls let us just watch and see... But you are still my mentor sir

Yes, I know PDP is currently a threat in Kwara, but I don't see how Ajibola can win guber, and even worse, how GEJ can win Kwara.

Anyway, February is just weeks away.

Carmal90:
Pls mr jarus,Where did u get ur statistics?Pls dont bè fooled by wat u read on social media ohhh am telling you sir,come to Kwara central abii no bè the five local govt of ilr east,ilr west,ilr south,asa and moro abiii,bukola should forget it,the last time election was held in Kwara state,belgore won saraki,if not for some unacceptable result that was brought from asa,but now asa is secured cos we have shagaya that will match them for anything they bring on board, am telling u categorically that Kwara central is for pdp, will give pdp 60% of the vote..Kwara north we go share the vote,pdp go get like 45% of votes,kwara south this is the stronghold of pdp,trust me ajibola will coast to victory here,not because he is a saint,but because ahmed faill his senatorial district woefully i mean WOEFULLY,SO PDP WILL WIN KWARA STATE CONVINCINGLY... THE FACT THAT PDP CANDIDATE IS ALSO A CHRISTAIN WILL HELPS A LOT.....mr Jarus,Pls remember this.i said it first..protest vote from christain in kwara....maa salamm

I don't want to discuss politics of religion here. But what makes your post funny to me is thinking Christian "protest" votes is what will determine the victory of a candidate in a state that is 70% Muslim. Irony.

Carmal90:
let me also educate u about offa politics a little bit,offa wont i repeat offa wont vote for any saraki affiliated party...the last local govt election in offa sum it up.. I was a acn member then, prince saheed popoola won olaosebikan,but he was not given his mandate,sir i know offa politics wella.

Yes, Offa people don't vote Saraki, but they vote for the dominant party in South West. But now that Saraki and SW are in same party, it's an inconvenient convergence.