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PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Not Ready For State Police - GEJ by jascon1(m): 11:02am On Dec 07, 2011
GEJ is absolutely right on this. nigeria is not even about to be ready for state policing. we all know it! if u call him weak, what about the strong leaders? what have been their accomplishments?? jokes apart, he may have a better economic plan the way i see it. only time will tell.
FashionRe: Is It Fashion To Put Your Afro Comb Behind Your Back Pocket: Guyz Only by jascon1(m): 10:26am On Dec 07, 2011
it is fashion! it is an old trend. back in the 70's it was en vogue among young trendy men. if you are conscious of your afro you wont want someone picking out dirts from your hair. is embarrasing. at any convenient place you can comb to even if it has been depressed at a point. is oh k. dont hate! just love it and stay true to your style
LiteratureRe: Why Books Are Not Properly Edited by jascon1(m): 10:18am On Dec 07, 2011
those are not books. they children comedy. reading them may corrupt your grammatical arrangement. some are ironical sending a wrong message. an author must have a license b4 publishing. those books u refer are fraudulent means to make money.
a friend of mine wrote a book and is been 2years i havent read it yet, tho i have a copy. the first chapter is a colossal thrash. wrong choice of words, grammatic paralysis, and confusing arrangemnt of the storyline. reading it can corrupt your English or mental ability to express yourself coherently.
ensure to read good books from seasoned authors.
SportsRe: Obasi Dropped By Club For Being Late For Training by jascon1(m): 9:40am On Dec 07, 2011
he has no passion for the game. still enjoying the money. too big and too busy with teengs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Bate Borisov (4 - 0) On 6th December by jascon1(m): 9:31am On Dec 07, 2011
up Barca! haters can drink a cup of their piss to clear their fever
PoliticsRe: Court Sentences Boko Haram's Ex-spokesperson To 3 Years In Prison by jascon1(m): 9:25am On Dec 07, 2011
our government is a gang of pedophiles, ashawo, molesters, ritualists, terrorists and gay ppl. yerima didnt get to serve a day. 10yrs penalty for same-sex marriage.lol. 3 yrs to a TERRORISTShuh(murderer who has wasted many soulshuh) public fund embezzlers go free.
make i sing fela
"i sorry sorry oh! i sorry sorry oh! i sorry sorry oh, for 9ja!
PoliticsRe: Why Is Everybody Afraid Of Buhari's Presidency by jascon1(m): 12:09pm On Dec 06, 2011
i tire
Christianity EtcRe: World’s Largest Church Inaugurated In Lagos by jascon1(m): 11:52am On Dec 06, 2011
this isnt a show of "who love god pass". save your treasure in heaven. dont waste money competing who rules the biggest. spend time investing on good works. this is about whathuh babel building tower to touch the heavenshuh?? read ur bible and practice it
RomanceRe: How Young Is Too Young To Date? by jascon1(m): 9:29am On Dec 06, 2011
once again, lets not fool ourselves with age. love's got no barricade. all u need ask is the age of consent. in 9ja it is 21 for a man to legally tie the knott.
the economy has rendered ppl hopeless, if not, @ 18 a man should live on his own, and perhaps with his girl. i have once dated a woman 18 yrs older and we had the best time ever. age wasnt an issue cos we understood each other too well. i was in good ride with her kids (6 and 13 years younger). love is love and this nonsense about age and number should die and get buried quick.
RomanceRe: I'm In Trouble! I've Fallen In Luv With 419 devil On Facebook'' by jascon1(m): 11:49pm On Dec 05, 2011
ashew0 man!
Just make him your boyfriend
at least the guy get hole
you are already in love, so proceed
liar---which kain 5 yrshuh so we are talking 2006huh? since then your preek dey gik for one man yarshhuh
gay-mugu.
ashew0 facebook
RomanceRe: Pls Don't Judge Me Harshly But I Seem To Be Falling For Married Men by jascon1(m): 11:40pm On Dec 05, 2011
oh k. many and much said. is time for real action. many men just comment here like they are not 9ja men. no need to advise this girl. she nos better than you do. all we need to do is help her out, kponkwen. so right now, am writing my proposal.
my dear married-man lover,
APPLICATION TO BECOME YOUR FIRST SINGLE LOVER
I, Jascon1 hereby apply to be your first single lover. i will make you stop falling for married men and cater to your sexual needs. once again, i do hope my application gets a favourable response.
Your first single-guy applicant,
Jascon1.
Jokes EtcRe: Bomb ! Exclusive Patience Jonathan Grammatical Bomb by jascon1(m): 11:24pm On Dec 05, 2011
hahahah. this is so insane. honestly, i find this all unbelievable. i think some are not true. tho, i really dont doubt it all. i have listened to her speech and honestly i slobbered and snored. she aint a good speaker. even with an OUTLINE she still drags words like a snail. she need to work on her English proficiency. but, i thought GEJ was a lecturer? did he forget to lecture his wife? what has she been doing all these years they have been making money in politics? let her go back to school!!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: How Young Is Too Young To Date? by jascon1(m): 10:47pm On Dec 05, 2011
love is a crazy thing. its easy to roll our lips and sweat our throats, but when it comes it takes the way and nothing stops it. it's obvious some people dont look their age. and age is not wisdom or maturity. people touch our lives in different ways and if you bet your love or respect on age, then you have mental tumour. reason is, you will always cautiously watch the ground you step on and neglect the roof bar that will behead you.
women in their mid' seek younger men for fantasy. younger girls seek older men for wisdom and material comfort. aged women seek peace. if a man has all the attribute your fantasy has ever revealed to you and more, you should waste no second to be happy with him irrespective of his age. dont be naive in your own wisdom, we lie. nigerians lie their ages and if you believe what you hear, you may have a hard time hearing what you believe.
a lot of girls/women remain single because of their HIGH taste or endless list. when the time comes and the 30's bell begin to toll, they will pray for ANY man to come their way. they will pay anything amount to buy his affection and family. if you (both) found love, then hold on strong. no love without differences
PoliticsRe: Sylva Threatens To Embarrass GEJ By Releasing Sensitive Documents by jascon1(m): 10:06pm On Dec 05, 2011
sylva is a slowpoke. a stupid bastard. an insane he-goat. he must be mentally myopic. is he daringhuh he's a roasted pile of sheet. we dont want documents. we dont care anymore. why must the documents come out now? they should have been an alarm on resumption of office. or just when GEJ was campaigning for presidency. is it because he feels unfairly treated that he will expose evil? bullsheet! (is his tenure FAIR to the people? do the masses dare him? no!)how is it unfair? he already had a tenure. must he run for 2? these documents he hid from us for many years. and now because of his drowning political status, he is fighting like a mad dog and seeking 'public' sentiment(same public he neglected). he must be sent to an assylum. he has done nothing for bayelsa. he would have had the support of the public had he transformed the state, Bayelsa. he would have been a difference. bayelsa state has high dividend sufficient enough for a good change. i attended his birthday bash months ago with my aunt who is a contractor. that was when i found out the real truth behind this senior criminal. quote me anyway, everything in bayelsa state rings in MILLIONS of naira. yet the basic change you find in bayelsa is individual houses. he will end up a rag if he dares arrogance. GEJ is not his mate to begin. he is far far ahead of the game. am also sure he placed him(sylva) on seat on his departure(small boy raising shoulders). and this is a libellous statement. jonathan is not the national body that denied him PDP ticket.
he should have catered to the needs of the masses. too late! he should shut up and get ready to face the music soon.
PoliticsRe: Alamieyeseigha Appointed Chairman Of Pdp Elders Forum by jascon1(m): 9:09pm On Dec 05, 2011
bullsheet!!! crazy govt. alams shud engage in community service and no longer politics. gay bill has been signed and a bisexual is on seat. prices of make-up, head gear, blouse and akpoola shoes will increase. pancake go come expensive oh god! i never shop for my girl for xmass oh
PoliticsRe: Alamieyeseigha Appointed Chairman Of Pdp Elders Forum by jascon1(m): 7:49pm On Dec 05, 2011
@ndahbros1, u cant fight for resource control when the little the poor has to feed go into your pocket. how can u be fighting for resource control and stealing money from the statehuh isnt that ironicalhuh dont contradict yourself. spell it out clearly. that gay is riding upon his ex-boy's position. have u ever been to bayelsa? every politician is a millionaire on aggregate. theres nothing to hide. u cant fool us. the place is a bayou.
PoliticsRe: Alamieyeseigha Appointed Chairman Of Pdp Elders Forum by jascon1(m): 4:33pm On Dec 05, 2011
hehehehe, padi padi government. a thief will always steal. well, lets hope god don touch this one. one thing am sure of is that soon, all the elder will start buy their scarfs and make-ups. and maybe try to fit into their wives blouses.
TV/MoviesRe: Who Do You Prefer Jackie Chan Or Jet Li ? by jascon1(m): 4:22pm On Dec 05, 2011
welp!!! haha. in as much as i have gr8 love for jet li, he is not a match for jackie chan. jackie is way born for it. he's so real. he does stunts naturally. he writes, produces and directs films. he started at a time when chinese had low or no budget for films. funds were sourced for in exchange for somethings. even now, u would expect a big star as he is to have stuntsmen do it for him, but no. he was born for it. very comical and romantic. good story lines and presentations. better market sales and longer career span. wider audience and artistic versatility. adorable smile and such a humble charisma.
jet li is very good. i give him much accolade, but i cant risk trying what he does even in my dream. i live in a real world. jackie got it and thats the salient truth.
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Forcefully Ejected From Apartment (Pic) by jascon1(m): 3:19pm On Dec 05, 2011
i was present when he recorded that track "if you leave me". back in 2007. a lot more other tracks.at then his wife was a jolly good ride with him. i thot it was true love. i cant just believe she left him.
things like this drive fading artists to suicide. he needs to see a psychiatrics soon. we have to stand by him. we must give him food. best we can do is help preach for many "likes" for him, and ask for his appearance in shows. and maybe buy out his concert ticket.
artists should come together to organise a show for blackface to save his career. and do more guest invitations to their shows. is a jungle, but also a circle of life. without me u cant enjoy jungle life.
PoliticsRe: PHCN Pre-paid Maintenance Fees Are Illegal - NERC by jascon1(m): 2:31pm On Dec 05, 2011
i cant believe ppl buy the meter at 70k. na okada??
FashionRe: Why Are Black Men Expected To Keep Their Hair Short? by jascon1(m): 2:29pm On Dec 05, 2011
let me remind u, there is nothing like the "African setting". Africans are colored ppl. we come in all. a part of Africa has caucasians as well.in african countries some dark-skin men are gifted with long hair. some even longer than their female counterpart. in history, kings in africa have been known to have long hair and that is part of their grace. is a thing of civilisation, i believe. becos if there were no razor, scissors or clipper we would look like black-oyibo or black-afin/obobo.
PoliticsRe: PHCN Pre-paid Maintenance Fees Are Illegal - NERC by jascon1(m): 2:15pm On Dec 05, 2011
@omo-tier go and drink piss. drink full cup!! the services in the UK na t same here?? u pay less and u get constant power. how i go get meter and i no get light?? small time i go pay for maintenance. still pay for light again. na witch? if na witch we no go take plantain leave flog am diehuh or u just won tell us say u dey UK? abeg,
FashionRe: Why Are Black Men Expected To Keep Their Hair Short? by jascon1(m): 1:46pm On Dec 05, 2011
is tough to answer. i grew up knowing that at least every month there is a barber waiting to chop my hair off and expect money for service. tho, i have seen some black men in suits with "relaxed(fried) hair" and they look apes. i have once plaited my hair. i can recall a point went i went to an area looking for a female salon so i can have treatment on my hair. the lady i asked pointed at a barbers shop and smiled in mockery of me. i wasnt asked to cut it down in 2weeks, but i did. that time, i garnered a lot of enemies.
so personally, i cant answer this question. maybe, u should ask barbers. they may give a better answer.
PoliticsRe: GEJ To Use Executive Order For The Removal Of Fuel Subsidy by jascon1(m): 1:35pm On Dec 05, 2011
no b 9ja we deyhuh lets c. actually, removal of subsidy is advatageous to tax-payers. but, thats only wen our refineries are working. for now, if this is removed, we will rest our hope on NLC to control hiking.
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Forcefully Ejected From Apartment (Pic) by jascon1(m): 1:24pm On Dec 05, 2011
is a shame! but some ppl post silly comments here. what u dont know dont say. blackface is a very talented guy. i have worked with him musically in the studio. he's a musical genius. u havent heard the best of blackface. he's got materials that are evergreen. u never took t time to listen to his message, i guess. he sings for a better 9ja. blackface wrote the biggest selling Africa song "African queen" n 2face swindled and made a hit outa it. blackface formed "the plantashun boiz". i can testify that blackface stood beside Faze when the group broke up. blackfaze is a star hunter. he pulled along Kelly Handsome. i am aware of a time when kelly would always crawl at blackface feet. and he was always in blackface's infinity jeep and blackface would drive him to studios. he also formed the "tribunals". a group made up of mallam spicey, razz mic and rock steady. he paid studio time for them and he would also lend a line or 2 to upcomers who would sing their songs to him. he is a hardworker. he is always timely and apologises for late coming. he is a good music arranger. someone who tells you what he wants for his songs and how it should be played. he was the spokesperson for the plantashun boiz. among the trio, he is the only one who speaks english proficiently.
his friends are not real to him. he brought 2face to lagos. they both lived with his uncle. they were fed and had allowance from his uncle. though faze's family got a house in festac, he would also spent nights in blackface's. none of em wud feature him in their hit tracks to boost his career. none wud write songs for him. faze and tuface have long bought a house in festac. (i wonder why he didnt buy). he never signed under a record company. he deals with marketers himself. he is a staunch igbo-smoker and is his crew. that is his destruction. he should have a devoted and talented singer as a girlfriend and not a gold-digger. he shud change his message and sing about what is commercial. since his time, there have been musical revolution in 9ja there4, he needs to remodernize. he shud do collabos with en vogue artists. sometimes, he may think managerial offices if he cant make the hit, he can cash the cash.
he shoulda bought a dup in festac. thats his biggest mistake.
SportsRe: Give Austin Eguaveon Another Chance, He Will Surprise Nigeria' - Tb Joshua by jascon1(m): 12:47pm On Dec 05, 2011
in the entertainment biz, there is what we call celebrity stunt. ppl who have fading careers do things out of the norm to make headlines and gain fans. is TB josh a pastor who shud be preaching 'salvation' or a football analyst/tactician(if you have come 2weeks earlier). football as we know needs not miracle or prophecy. or else, where is the funhuh why are (proclaimed) "men of god" becoming football analyst/dictatorhuh we have other form of sport in this country, why no mention of em? do they pray to god of football alonehuh i wont go to church to listen to analysis of football when my dstv is counting at home. propaganda like this has ruined 9ja sport. mentally, we depend on prophecy instead of skill. TB shouda championed repairs on our stadiums and quality management of our equipments.
ok deal with this. TB joshua has a football team/club. how many medals has his team won? how many ppl know of it?? why hasnt his team made any star??
(baba) go yee and preach "salvation" and leave the worldly things alone.
PoliticsRe: My Son Is Insane - (Boko Haram Spokesman) Ali Konga's Father by jascon1(m): 12:28pm On Dec 05, 2011
every killer caught in this country claims to be insane. @70 tis old idiot is cooking up lieshuh stupid bastard!!! he shudav been apologizing to the families of ppl his son has murdered and not a 1st hand criminal like the bastard, Ndume and co.
well, if his son is insane, no problem. we r cleaning up the street. we will send him to the mental home. and let the insane police handle this insane case. and as a sane man, old man, stay off!!! crazy police at work.
SportsRe: President Jonathan Sacks The Sports Minister by jascon1(m): 12:18pm On Dec 05, 2011
my dear, here is really fun. i no fit laff again, ribs dont scatter. that comment carry hiroshima bomb sha. dont bite ppl correcting errors, everywhere is school.
in effect, GEJ's dismissal and reappointment of ppl from a specific geo-area proves he's delirious. the ex-sport minister is also a crazy snake with a foetal brain to fail at a spot and desiring to jump to a higher spot. he must apologize to the U-23 for indicting. he achieved nothing, but wealth for his race. other ministers as well are dilly-dallying and GEJ is blind to his duty. blame GEJ!!
ComputersRe: Student Builds $125 'ipad' For Girlfriend by jascon1(m): 12:22pm On Dec 01, 2011
if i be Nkechi i no go take am oh. mek e no go sef-combust for my jeans(like t one for australia. who no weda na her bf giv am). i never ready to be limpo,
BusinessRe: GEJ Tasks Nigerians To Patronise Locally Produced Goods by jascon1(m): 12:18pm On Dec 01, 2011
thank you last poster! i buy whats worth my money, and u cant challenge that.
in Abuja you can easily get italian cuisine, chinese cuisine, french cuisine and indian cuisine. how can a foriegner live in this country for 20 years without having a taste of eba and soup?? you cannot live in France for 2 weeks without eating "la baguette". abroad, our local foods cost like crude, but here foreign delicacies are even cheaper than our local.
this your bread flour will increase the price of garri oh!!! better give us light and refinery
BusinessRe: Chinese Govt To Loan Nigeria N80B For Abuja Light Rail by jascon1(m): 11:57am On Dec 01, 2011
are u asking ur ghost?
HealthRe: Average Nigerian Height (Nigerian Males - Africa's Shortest?) by jascon1(m): 11:43am On Dec 01, 2011
@honeric01 the available becomes the resource material. anybody make up sheet about this country and get away with. we have to put the blame on ourselves. we wait for people to tell us the color of our sheet, b4 it is documented. it took foreigners to write a translatory dictionary in Igbo and other indigenous languages in Nigeria. we cant beat them with opposing fact on this, cos we haven't. it is a challenge for us to know and document basic facets about our lives and surroundings. which is an absolute doddle if we mean to do it.

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