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Crime / Re: Nigerian Rotimi Olaleye Found Dead After Night With "Trans" Prostitute in Texas by Jaxxcode: 4:48pm On Feb 01, 2022
kajsa08:
Please has anyone been able to get in touch with Greenfold farms?
My payment is still pending after waiting for 7 Months.
Their offices have been closed since December.
I've sent mails, called various numbers but no response.
Kindly assist if you have any information.
Thanks

Lol.. them don Fold.. U no see their name green fold..�

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze: Tiwa Savage Sex Tape Will Stay In My Head For A Long Time (Video) by Jaxxcode: 2:40pm On Oct 19, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
I watched the few seconds video till the end and I must say that Tiwa Savage Is a shameless, old and classless whoree

Her shaved punna look so ugly

No wonder Wizkid banged and trashed her

Na make-ups dey help this women, She's so ugly that I almost mistook her for Whoopi Goldberg


Bitch!



You wey Dey insult whats your net income. Let’s tread carefully when we mutter hateful words because this celebs also read your comments.

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Politics / Re: Blackout In Lagos As Ikeja Electric Announces Power Upgrade by Jaxxcode: 3:02pm On Oct 04, 2021
Okoroawusa:
Ope o!

My area no dey there



Ur Area dey among others... Read well..�

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Travel / Re: Boy Hawking Groundnut Hit By A Vehicle On Kaduna Expressway, Dies (Photos) by Jaxxcode: 2:35pm On Oct 01, 2021
blackjah:
He died just like naija!!!


This comment stinks of low ideology. How do you compare a death of a little soul to just one Country. Kindly rephrase it and say “he died” or Nigeria is a dead country!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Norwich Vs Liverpool (0 - 3) On August 14 2021 by Jaxxcode: 6:57pm On Aug 14, 2021
All this nairaland scammers, come and see one now!! some dey pray for job this guy own nah to scam. Nah one of the lazy youth wey dey shame men! ..do business with him is at your loss!

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Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Danjuma Tafa-Balewa Dies Of COVID-19 Complications. - IDOMA VOICE by Jaxxcode: 6:47pm On Aug 14, 2021
All this nairaland scammers ! Come and see one now, work with him or do business with him is at ur own risk!!! Call the number its never going through atall..

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Travel / Re: Safety Tips Whenever You Visit A Hotel by Jaxxcode: 2:43pm On Feb 03, 2021
Nice. By the way why is federal government delaying January salary? Has anyone received yet.. Both state and fed
Politics / Re: Throwback Photos From The Burial Of Aguiyi Ironsi In 1966 by Jaxxcode: 10:32am On Dec 26, 2020
Ezeama400:


The bolded is not true.. Gowon abolished regional government and created 12 states.. Your lies and propaganda can never be true despite repeating it million times..

[b]Before Gowon became head of state in August 1966, Nigeria was a federation of

1) 4 semi-autonomous Regions
2) Each Region had resource control
3)Each Region kept 50% of whatever accrued within it, paid the Federal Government 25% and the rest 25% went into a General account that all the Regions including the Federal Government could use for developmental purpose.
4)Because the 4 Regions were semi-autonomous, it made the centre week and prevented any Region from dominating another

Today, we have

1)36 states that have little or no resource control
2) A powerful Federal government that now pays the states
3)Fiscal federalism is dead

How did we get here? It was Gowons promulgation of Decree 14 on the 27th of May 1967 that caused it all. It was this same decree that forced Ojukwu to declare the Eastern Region a seperate country called Biafra 3 days later and this led to the war. It should also be added that decree 14 was a violation of the Aburi agreement that both Gowon and Ojukwu signed in Ghana.


Decree 14, abolished the 4 Regions, replaced them with 12 states, took away resource control, reversed fiscal responsibility and made the federal government all powerful

It was seen for what it was by Ojukwu and the Eastern Region, a calculated attempt by Gowon and his Northern cohorts to dominate everyone.

Suddenly, the North that was one Region, had 6 states while the South that was 3 Regions had to share 6 states between them. This effectively made the North the dominant partner[/b]


Subsequent military administration's led by Northerners subdivided the 12 states Gowon created, and gave the North more states and local governments than the south

Today, the North that was one Region has overwhelming advantage over the South that was 3 Regions

1) The North has 19 states while the south has 17

2)Of the 109 Senators in Nigeria, the North has 59 while the south has 50

3) Of the 360 house of rep members, the North has 191 while the South has 169

4) Of the 774 Local Governments in Nigeria, the North has 419 while the South has 355

This undue advantage given to the North, starting with Gowons decree 14 which changed the structure of Nigeria, is what led to war and created the mess Nigeria is in today

Know your history..

I am done with you.. Bye


All this write up just to disprove another It’s calls for celebration! grin

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Education / Re: Covenant University 2020/2021 School Fees For New Students by Jaxxcode: 9:06am On Dec 06, 2020
azpekuliar:



Some of the stellar FINTECH apps on your phone like Piggyvest were created by graduates of Covenant University. But how will you know, when you probably spent 7 years studying Marketing in LAUTECH-Ogbomosho.



shut the F*up bro! You should understand majority of this private student or grad are from wealthy homes who can afford to get jobs in better places and also sponsored for further research if they want...
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile: “I Will Legalize Weed & Embezzle Money If I Become The President” by Jaxxcode: 5:51pm On Dec 04, 2020
Mad!!!
Politics / Re: Have You Received Your FGN Survival Fund Alert? by Jaxxcode: 12:19pm On Nov 18, 2020
50k will go a long way for a below average Nigerian! truth be told this monies are not paid for your survival but rather should be injected into a very damning economy with a high cost of tax paid by beneficiaries of the survival funds. its no doubt a long road for us in Nigeria!

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Politics / Re: Jack Obinyan: Edo State ACP Is Alive by Jaxxcode: 11:09am On Nov 16, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....
Bini dey hot but he nor go fit hot reach where i dey...

If not 20 men go fall instantly


Dont wish for it to get hot in your place, say a prayer that its calm where you are hold up.. undecided
Celebrities / Re: Davido Walks In To Surprise His Fan At Beat FM (Video) by Jaxxcode: 5:51pm On Nov 14, 2020
Firstorderwizard:
I tap into this blessing
One day my female celebrity crush will walk into my room unnanounced undecided

I tap into yours too grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Jaxxcode: 5:41pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with




This statement stinks with Ignorance... undecided
Celebrities / Re: Wentworth Miller: 'I Am Gay & I Don't Want To Play Straight Characters Anymore' by Jaxxcode: 3:04pm On Nov 11, 2020
praiseneo:
The way Gays enjoy their intimacy baffles me
So you go just set yansh hole make your fellow man put preeq inside

God go over busy on judgement day wella ooo


grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Main & Side Chics Fight At Lagos Airport As They Welcome Their Man From US by Jaxxcode: 9:54pm On Nov 05, 2020
J111333:
I wonder if they would disgrace themselves like this if the bobo came to Lagos via Agofure motor park like me.

Funny thing is that their regular boyfriends fit dey this nairaland dey shout my girlfriend up and down. cheesy

Comedians full Nairaland I swear.. grin

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Education / Re: 'She Stinks': Invigilator Disgraces Student Inside Exam Hall by Jaxxcode: 5:56pm On Nov 05, 2020
illicit:
Any girl they wears that yellow skirt must truly have stinking pussy....




Why must you comment ...
Travel / Re: #endsars: I Drove Around Lagos To See Changes (pics, Video) by Jaxxcode: 5:22pm On Oct 28, 2020
Queenlovely:
how much is fuel now




grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: EndSARS: Falz Has A Message For Buhari And Governors (Video) by Jaxxcode: 8:21pm On Oct 18, 2020
i thought they said there is no youth representative? so why is falz saying that dere should be a rep for all protesters! Keep Calm after 2months of sun burning every body go calm down! bubu go soon send youth back to school ,ASUU will call of strike this week...[left][/left]...this is Nigeria... grin
Celebrities / Re: Laycon's Fans Scamper For The Naira Notes He Threw Into The Air by Jaxxcode: 11:34pm On Oct 02, 2020
IamD18:
You spend your hard earned money to vote, risk your life by turning up in voting centers to vote, make a lot of enemies online and offline with people supporting different housemates, break up friendships and relationships bacause of the show, block your people on social media to enable you post rubbish about bbn.

And at the end, the housemates will get the fame to secure deals and endorsements, only for the winner will spray 200 Naira notes for you to drag and struggle amongst yourselves to pick.




99.845% of Nigerians no get sense. Including me.


grin grin grin Can’t stop laughing at this!
Crime / Re: You Don't Have Right To Protest High Electricity Tarriff - Police Tell Youths by Jaxxcode: 2:26pm On Sep 16, 2020
Dubuqueeee:
I won't lie....here in my area there is constant light..we do HV light 24/7....even inside this today heavy rain light still dey....yes it's Lagos state

visit my signature for your various brands and companies design...I design alot of things


This is why Nigeria can’t move because of comment like this..imagine you’re only concerned about your area! What of others who barely see the same 24/hrs light! Mtcheew..

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Politics / Re: Ighoyota Amori: DISCOs, GENCOs Far Worse Than NEPA In All Aspects by Jaxxcode: 10:52am On Sep 16, 2020
jimmyolasun:
damn! never felt this "economy bad" of a thing until recently.. I got home on Monday and discovered that my sub for light(5k monthly) don't finish within just 1week 5days..

haaaa!! I was confused, who come steal unit for inside meter... walaitalai ... I call tope straight to come help me bypass the meter nii oo.. since naa to dey rob one another remain now..

just on a steady lock on gate and then released my dogs to dey patrol.. fly self no go wan trespass


Damnn, you must be a real Nigga!! grin grin
Crime / Re: Protest In Osogbo As SARS Officers Chase 3 Suspected Fraudsters To Death (pix) by Jaxxcode: 9:22am On Sep 16, 2020
sketcherJ:
I take it you are a fraudster too or a fraud sympathizer. You don't decide when Karma chooses to visit. If they aren't legit, then Karma came soon for them. It will come for all the people you have mentioned and you too

Hey I think you’re wrong here! Try and understand that this SARS has no right to stop any citizens on the way the cyber crimes chasing should be done by EFCC secondly ask your sef what if this guys running had no money to settle those idiot cold killers SARS.. you and I know they might get arrested and killed for no reason! The country is already doomed with men in black!
Agriculture / Re: Huge Crocodile Caught Alive Behind A Nairalander's Poultry Farm In Ogun State by Jaxxcode: 10:34am On Sep 15, 2020
daddytime:
At first, I been think say na you be the crocodile oh as I see the first picture.

I been want say " wow, what a handsome smiling crocodile". grin

Daddy abeg Nah who bankroll this sense! grin grin
Politics / Re: What Is Electricity Supply In Your Neighborhood Like? by Jaxxcode: 11:17am On Sep 12, 2020
For Ayobo omo nah 1day ON we dey get oo....we hardly see light..more like the Nepa officials are satisfied with us in dark! No improvement since 2018..Tueh...

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Crime / Re: How Gana Stopped Convoy, Switched Cars Before His Arrest And Death by Jaxxcode: 10:56am On Sep 12, 2020
michlins:
you have more questions to answer. You know a little too much for an ordinary person

Choi..Nairaland ehn.. grin Somebody can not know too much again?.. oyah investigate dis person for your house nah.. grin
Romance / Re: Nigerians' Reactions To A Post About 'Zimbabwean Women & Love For Money' by Jaxxcode: 10:45am On Sep 12, 2020
fuckingAyaya:
Dating an average Nigerian girl is like training an orphan


Chai.. shocked nah who sponsor dis your wisdom.. grin

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Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by Jaxxcode: 6:28am On Sep 12, 2020
EVILFOREST:

So where you come belong...?
U be BAT...?
BAT dey between Avians and Mammals...
Which are you..?

Evil forest like you have no right to question others when they comment or voice their opinions. Be careful of the name you choose or do you belong der ? undecided
Music/Radio / Re: FEM By Davido: Davido And Burna Boy's Fans Battle After The Release Of FEM by Jaxxcode: 2:02pm On Sep 11, 2020
MrTAnonymous:
They all need to calm down

Na me talk


[right][/right] grin
Education / Re: IMSU Lecturers, Esogbuonye Agomuo & Victor Obinna Njoku In Sex Scandal by Jaxxcode: 7:47pm On Sep 10, 2020
Offpoint:
What's so sweet in sex that makes humans lost their senses?

Isn't it to thrust repeatedly and release sperm?

Nature you should have let us only urge for sex when we are ready to procreate.

It's unfair to torture us everyday with Testosterone and other sexual hormones just because you don't want us go extinct.
The animals you blessed them with mating period, but you constantly torture daily.

Great men have fallen because sex.


I accidentally snapped myself the other day when I was having sex with my partner and I can't believe what a grown up man like me was acting... Just imagine a grown up man like me doing eyes like this...
No meme to explain the look on my face, I was like a combination of imbecil* and idiot

Nawa oh,dude how you take type all this sef.. grin i dey sure say sex go be past tense for you..��
Crime / Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Jaxxcode: 4:58pm On Sep 10, 2020
the issue of having iphone alone is worrisome to the police grin ..i still dont understand how having a phone makes someone a criminal....is this the way a civilised country behave!!!
Religion / Pastor Needed!! by Jaxxcode: 1:59pm On Sep 10, 2020
Hello guys,im in need of spiritual help from a good pastor or man of God. any one with a very reliable pastors number who can help spiritually wil be much appreciated! Thanks.

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