₦airaland Forum

Aminat508:
. Chai!!

Which one you pack?

Is she advertising botox?

MzzTega:
Smh. its not on point,its on exclamation mark

I go like view am make i use my koro koro eyes judge matter

MzzTega:
Don't have a crush

I no go mind be your crush if your bobby dey on point

Aminat508:
. U better talk now, say your mind

I dey crush any gyal wey get bobby and/or bakassi

Uhn?

koedased:
I dont like him

He doesn't know you!

kini big deal?

That's how we be banging da thang up fridays/saturdays

UjSizzle:
You get 1.5G for day and 3G at night (9pm-6am).
It's a pretty decent plan for blogging and whatever you don't exhaust is rolled over to the next month.

fix me up with one na

RevDesmondJuju:
Go and google "assets" then come back

What if the assets were tied to the stock index?

Remember how much dangote lost due to the devaluation of naira just because majority of his net worth is tied to the value of stocks he owns in his companies.

However, if he was to declare the suggested asset value then his integrity should come into questioning because he has painted himself as a rather poor ex head of state

It's pretty obvious narco trafficking has now shifted base to enugu airport.

The leaders from the region need to do something quick and fast before the situation gets worse

MizMyColi:
I've seen even more laudable projects hit the news stands via the media.

The PIB comes to mind.
Nigerians rejoiced.
The Niger Deltans felt a sense of relief.

But the bureaucratic bottlenecks of our time saw to it that the bill got watered down before finally being passed this year, under former Senate President Mark.

Remind me again, how many years did all these take; from conception to execution, I mean?

Now you're talking about taking a direct jab at the major reason PDP and APC alike wants to belong to the NA.


We'll see.
I'm watching

Are we still on the cost cutting measures being proposed by the new administration?

MizMyColi:
I will not comment yet, until I see what the committee comes up with.

Slashing a 50 naira pay to 40 naira pay is nothing. You get?

Meanwhile, where have you been?

A 20% pay reduction is nothing?

Consider the overall effect across the board i.e 20% of the total budget for NASS

GoodFaith:
No I was going after somebody that failed to pay her bills

How did she figure out your wealth and thought of you as a tenant at the same time?

GoodFaith:
actual income
Let me tell u a story
I walk into a court there was a woman and her 23 year old daughter
The woman said hello to me
As we walk out of the court the daughter said to me that I am too rich not to have paid my rent
I said rich ppl have money problem too
I final told her I was not a renter

You went to court because of foreclosure or bankruptcy proceedings?

MrsChima:
Ohun ti iye owo

Sorry?

GoodFaith:
what do u consider to wealthy men?
Making $100,00.00 or $150,000.00?

Disposable income or actual income?

You can feel wealthy but not necessarily be wealthy... Ya dig?

queensmith:
coochie is priceless back home, the price goes up and down depending on who is demanding for it loool

I think you are referring to variable price rather than priceless

No come turn my head today jare... I don code tire today sef

MrsChima:
Jaybee...what have they done to you? You are saying words like coochie and dick.

I now do credit default swaps on such commodity

queensmith:
Hate to generalize but nigerian girls treat their coochie as a commodity regardless, not because they don't value themselves (though they often don't) but because thats how the dynamics work back home.

You don't sleep with a man because you love him (that will make you a mugu) you sleep with him because he has many houses drives big cars and is spending on you.

Can you now see their coochie can't be priceless then

queensmith:
ok your expectations are wrong because of the presence of ashi's and female students willing to put out at a price. The laws of demand and supply are in their favor because the market grows stronger.

Not really..... Slight distortion yeah but the underlying reason can't be ignored..

BTW: An ashi/prostitute to me is one who is willing to treat her coochie as a commodity regardless of what was received in exchange.

GoodFaith:
Are you Home Based?
Sorry- I disagreed with ur number 5
I am not sure of your age but28 year back I know -- you will be two step behind any Nigerian if you are not careful the door will hit ur face
Nigeria men are cultured not to do chore or very little
Dude look at the number of black ppl in Nigerian or non Nigeria
28 year ago More Nigerian 90% like to go to school compare to the last 25 years- abroad

You didn't answer my question bro?

Are you educated?

Nigeria is a black nation so why should i be looking at the number of black people in Nigeria

Education was free 28 years ago and still free to a certain level but as expected the standard would have dropped due to the obvious deprivation issues

queensmith:
You know what priceless means right??

Of course

Meaning you can't put a price to it naaaa

Only women with appreciation of their self worth will make their V priceless and we both know the key determinant factor that helps establish one's self worth is empowerment. I would expect most Naija based V to be empowered hence their V can't be easily bought or exchanged as a commodity

queensmith:
Lol an oyibo guy won't be interested in any of it ( where there's badoo and pof?) Why work to hard for the V.

Back home the V is priceless. . Some will jump in the lagoon for it lol

You kidding me right?

If V was priceless then surely we would have had a reduction in the rate of yahoo yahoo bois

GoodFaith:
Nigeria---Have respect for Nigerian old than me
Nigeria--Education is still the key
Abroad-- hold door for ppl coming behind me
Abroad-- doing more chore
Abroad-- call non Nigerian old than me by their first name----

1)The difference is the way the respect is delivered so it ain't a Nigerian thing bro
2)Education is key everywhere. There is a wide disparity gap in pay for skilled and unskilled employment so young people are encouraged to embrace education so as to secure their future
3)Holding the door for people is not an abroad thing. It has something to do with your values as a person.
4)Again doing more chores is simply because labour is expensive. Absolutely nothing to do with culture except you are referring to it with respect to relationships.
5)This is a tribe thing and it’s prevalent within the Yoruba community

Are you Home Based?

GoodFaith:
I still have some of my Nigerian values

Mind sharing some of your Nigerian Values?

MrsChima:
No! I can't cheat on Chima! I was talking to some friends and some of us have home based Naija men and Abroad based Naija men....with different experiences. I have dated both and noticed differences because to me Naija men are Naija men regardless of their home location but I was mistaken.

I was told by a Nigerian American that there are differences in thinking and attitudes. The culture is slightly different as well. I was curious to see opinions and see if others think there are any differences.

What do you think as an Abroadbaser?

oh okay... i almost had an heart attack for a minute ya know... You are not allowed to leave ma broda

Environment does influence our actions hence it's expected to see abroad based brothers embrace liberal stance as far as relationships are concerned.

MrsChima:
Hey boo!

What's up with the comparative analysis though.. You looking to cheat?

queensmith:
lol thats just a matter of class and taste - but in terms of trying to please your partner. The home based men are much better.

Even though majority of them are probably going to have first, second ,third, nth option to satisfy thereby making it less likely for any of the option to be satisfied since the attention will be divided….

sweettease:
Jayyyyyyybeeeeee... Are you offering?

Me i get love in abundance ooooo

What exactly do you want to fight bro?

Your tenancy is coming to an end in July and they have served you notice albeit backdated.

Do you want to live rent free for some months since they have every right not to renew your agreement having given you notice