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Report him to his parents since you can't necessarily punish him.
He probably has a sick crush on you

Les: mana your backie and d corresponding twin sisters in front na die na?

You don see am before? I beg show me make me sef feed ma eyes

Funpeter: Tanks for the licnk but is not opening btw i install sql 2005 but is not connecting what do u think might b the problems also tanks for ur concerns will expect ur reply sonnest.

Go to google and Search for "sql for dummies"

What error message are you getting with your connection issues?

Here you go

Donxavier: madam i mean

I see, fear been grip me so tey when i saw the hubby ish but hey this na 20 whatever century so impossibility is nothing.

Royal Roy: Hehehehehehe

The wicked & wild third leg!!!

The dominant one, the one known to have a mind of its own

Donxavier:

Me i will look oh; hubby has learnt to free me

Both you and your husband have the so called third leg?

chaircover: I know nah!

hubby does it too & you think you are clever lol . . .he will see a half nakeed woman walking along the street and say something like look at her K-leg . . . .. Na today. Which K leg? when its the booobs that are falling out, how come its only k-leg he saw

He is waiting for me to comment on the booobs and then he will say " i wasnt even looking there o! where?""

Lo ba tan
Roflmao

chaircover: jaybee LOL

I honestly havent got an issue with women breasstfeeeding their babies in public. Babies must eat and they dont normally give notice when they are hungry, but please dress for the occasion and do not assault peoples eyes, there is still plenty of time to wear whatever you want later or in the privacy of your home.
I also dont want to see butt cracks on people who insist on wearing low rise jeans. . . . Please please please

Haahahah you didn't get the joke. I don't have a problem with it either, it had be the sly way i had use to wriggle maself outta the hole nahhh

Funpeter: Thanks for your response, will need help on how to work on it.

http://people.grenouille.com/~fraggle/books/SQL%20for%20Dummies%205th%20Edition.pdf

chaircover: Looool . . . . .

I was there naw

Its like when they are driving and you point something out to them and they go "where where where" and start looking around, like they havent already seen the babe or ikebe or whatever it was that caught my attention . . .

I agree with nashville . . lets poke out their eyes

My own madam know say i be crook so i go look tire in her presence sef. i kuku sabi her antidote wella, shebi na to begin start to dey discuss on pros/cons of breastfeeding in public.

Piponomics: Even the devil will be ashamed of this kind of stupidity. Just to ask about what phone to get you are telling us how much you are paid monthly? How does it correlate? Jeez. You should have told us how much you pay for house rent too e-diot.

You sef see am?
Impressing the bois innit bruv

@kpofkpof
I'm interested biko, we can def collabo with that salary of yours

Chei me i go look oh.
Free show biko
Loool

Give me her number let me help you talk some sense into her head biko.
A whole you professing love and being rejected mba mba mba

Potential abuser alert

Punishment and disobedience in the same sentence

One question bro, did you buy your wife?

flexshop: https://www.nairaland.com/1456262/height-it-all-curse-unto
I find it hard to believe that this thread was locked.
This smacks of serious Gay bias, a nairalander is being stalked,his life is potentially in danger, without recourse to any investigation or at least due diligence,his thread was copiously locked.I find this attitude and action by whoever that is involved absurd,partial,deviant and irresponsible.Even if the person who did this is 'Gay' or has an intention of promoting his/her homosexual agenda, I believe leaving the thread but hiding any comment the person finds offensive is a better approach.if homosexuals now have more right on this website than heterosexuals, I believe something is wrong with our basic morals and fundamentals.I want to use this oppurtunity to register my displeasure with this ugly and regrettable development which I believe is detrimental to the success of this website. I want to use this oppurtunity to implore whoever locked the said thread to unlock it to serve as a deterrent to other online stalkers and cyber miscreants.

Thanks in anticipation
Flexshop

We are not in the business to promote sexuality on NL. Nairaland is a forum for ALL so long as all interactions are done within the set rules that we all agreed to abide by.

The thread was massively derailed and the common sense approach at the time was to temporarily lock the thread, hide the off-topic or abusive comments then ban the perpetrators.

Seems your foolproof method has a whopping 100% success rate. You go teach awon bois?

Funpeter: Good day is there any statistician or mathematician that have a knowlege of sql or into it please we need advice on it thanks

What do you need help on?

spongeback: Je ne vous comprends pas.

Je veux te connaître

spongeback: Am actually reading Leviticus 18:22 you can check it out.

Can i check you out?

They both have something common
"Electricity"

Nahhhh
Too old for that ish

Idowuogbo: I kaji.

I hover?

Blahhhhhh

Pink_Lezbian: wetin?

Nothing.

Oh jesus

Monicasque: sweety i am the wife

One can't be too sure these days sis. You could be the husband as well as the wife shey you grab