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Idowuogbo: Jayboogie! Post ur baby face na!

Me i be fat hoompa loompa
Mr Nairaland gotta have 6 packs and me i still dey manage one rounded akpu pack

Yet again

Aunty Lasinoh, am i allowed to admire you from a far even though i'm a mod?

Me i go begin ask questions oh cos u never know she might just want to taste the ermm errmmm errrmmmm again
So my reply would go along the line of, "What exactly do you miss"

All these manliness contest sef

naijababe: Baba alaaye! Na on my knees I dey o. Gbogbo bigz couples

Alaye for where?

naijababe: Shuo! So CC na Iya oko bournvita

I kinda have something in common with you ya know
Me and iyawo are also both engineers

These MOG's again
Why are some Nigerians so damn gullible mehn. The brain is there for a purpose

best thread ever
brb with ma own questions

Thanks guys.
God will continue to bless you as you put smiles on all these folk's faces.

Whatever makes him happy

Party over guys....
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Thread remains locked as it has served it's purpose as well as being massively derailed

What on earth is going on here?
ggggrrrrrrhhhhhhhh

I can see some goons are already doing projections with manufactured magic numbers. You can only project based on past earnings so how else is someone getting the occasional 250k contract is going to start getting the magic 6 figure contracts or better still increase in frequency of the contracts.

Planning can only be done with certainties. The man doesn't have lined up commissioning contracts so why should he be going for the uncertainty route?

How many hours is he required to work a day?
What's the distance like from this new job to where he resides?
Is he required to work structured hours for the art work or it's usually done at leisure/spare times?

The debo guy is actually lucky to have an offer whilst having the ability to earn something on the side.

If i were in his shoes, i will take up the offer as long as the hours are OK, the commute isn't too bad and am able to do the art at weekends or whenever i'm not too tired during weekdays.

Here is the maths:
On average he earns 250K per job every couple of months. So let's say he earns 250 every 3 months meaning at the end of the year he should have about 1M naira (Not guaranteed)

He goes for the other option of being an employee then he has a guaranteed income of 1.02M naira.

The expenses that he will incur whilst working for himself is expected to be a lot higher if added expenses are put into consideration.

No matter how you look at it, killing two birds with one stone is way better

However long it takes for you to be convinced about the dude's true intentions.
You only have 1 heart so guard it appropriately

If she is a girl that i enjoy her company but don't love just yet then I would reply with the following, I like you a lot evidenced by me wanting to spend every bit of my free time with you.

If she is a girl i'm just interested in banging then i would be like, I'm attracted to you and wouldn't be here if otherwise so can we quit the mood spoiler already.

Never use the word love if you actually don't mean it.

PS: looks like you haven't spent enough time pleasuring the woman cos if you have, such killer thoughts would be far from her mind as her only worry would be how quickly you can get her to cloud 9 or whatever it is these days

Thank the good lord there are two variations of jaybee on NL.
Your guess is as good as mine

With reference to Oga Saga's definition of what constitutes to being a good guy,me thinks I should be getting offers from those free sexy females ready to mingle


Na joke oh

Strip bar

Shouldn't be but in the current world that we live in where class is everything then i'm afraid that seems to be the case.
There is a reason why like classes be it poor/middle/rich folks flock together

Brisingr: I will go with the oldie but goodie lock and key model response to this question if a key opens 15 locks its a great key if a lock is opened by 15 keys would u buy such lock ?
@op I don't judge but by lying u have answered yur question.

Are you planning to marry someone based on how many partners they've had or how best you complement each other?

Btw: last time i checked, keys/locks don't have emotion neither do they conform to the change phenom

Double standards all over this thread.
Why is it acceptable if the man or prospective husband was found to have slept with an equal or more no of women before settling down but gets frowned upon when the women come clean.

Personally, i so do not care about someone's past as long as the past ain't gonna affect our relationship

Get real guys, the probability that your prospective wives would have had quite a few sexual partners is quite high especially when the society accepts that it's somewhat normal for the men to have multiple gf's at a time.