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I was the one that changed the title and my rationale for doing so is because, IMO the previous title wasn't descriptive enough even though it was correlated to the message the OP was trying to pass across.
Sorry if you feel offended OP

Wow wow wow, i'm so glad to be part of the kind hearted nlers. You guys rock. Thanks for answering Ayomide's plight

Abegi make una free killz mehn. He def ain't editing your posts. I'm highly suspective of NL word filter malfunctioning

This is how another tragedy got averted in the UK
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/teenage-girl-took-overdose-of-pills-live-on-internet-chat-room-7843750.html

maclatunji: What if I have analysed her shortcomings and find them rather fatal to a successful relationship between us? You are saying that I cannot successfully analyse the person without getting to interact with them further. I tend to disagree, my margin of error isn't that big.

Then again, there are few things I hate more than to say 'X is my ex-girlfriend'. I will be like 'was I blind to enter a relationship that didn't work'? I can sense a lot of you are shaking your heads. Look at it this way, I only need one woman to put-up with my wierdness- hehehe.

It's somewhat impossible for someone to display all there characteristics on the first day or by the what they write. You have to get to know someone and be equally willing to give the whole thing a chance.
You really have to stop being a pessimist bro, having a successful relationship requires one to be flexible in nature. Being rigid and overly insistent on my way or the highway ain't gonna do you no good in the long run. This is the time for you to make mistakes, learn from them so you are able to deal with any curve balls thrown your way once married.

It's good to be careful when dealing with love but it's also very important to have realistic expectations

V_Official®:
Mr. Seun.
You can help this young lost man. He may never open this account again but i'm sure you can know other accounts he has opened from the device he used in opening this. Scan through all his post in case he has put his personal phone number on any. Call him on our behalf and probably give him a temporary job (that spam cleaner job might not be bad). His email might also help.
Thanks.

Makes sense to investigate further if indeed he does have another Id on nairaland. He needs serious help and giving him a temporary/permanent job ain't necessarily going to solve his problems.

maclatunji: ^I know and understand what you are saying but believe me, I can read extremely well a person's character with just a single sentence they post online talk less of if I observe you with your friends or in an environment you are comfortable with. I just do a quick mental analysis and I will be like - 'Nah, not the one' . I know it seems weird but I have somewhat always been different.

Now, this thing about me is not cast in stone, I just love it when a lady is sincere, it gives her a high station in my eyes. Secondly, if she can be bold enough to let me know she's feeling me, I may just be touched and stop being so practical a bit- I find courage or is it bravery attractive.

In short, I can accept one who loves me more than I love her if I am convinced that I will be faithful and fair to her even if by some miracle, my ideal prototype of a woman comes later- I would just say ''too bad, you came late'

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Here lies the problem Sir, you can't go on analysing every single person you meet and then judging their respective characters without actually getting to know them.
It almost impossible to find that perfect person because frankly they just don't exist. Your mindset should be one that is opened to meeting someone that will complement you vice versa. Two people coming together in a relationship are supposed to be tolerant to each other's short comings in order to have a successful relationship.

hypeman: @Jay_bee

Can you please unban [b]shymmex [/b]on the romance section?

Killz banned me for no reason.

You got banned by seun for posting a pornographic image. Ban expires on monday

Ileke-IdI:
How is it not romantic?

I was professing my love for you guys.

Most if not all previous threads with similar sentiments has always been moved to the culture section so it's only fair if yours was treated the same way.
No vex abeg

Ileke-IdI:
Jaybe, se ko si?

Kilode ti o fi fa threadi mi lo si celebrities? Ta lo so fun e pe awaon celebrities nukan ni mo n post?

Jor bami fi threadi mi pada o. I was actually trying to wake up this boring section, see how I'm being paid

Ko si oh. Didn't move the thread even though it ain't got anything to do with the romance section. Should have been moved to culture or something.

hmmmm

ijebabe: Was that a jab?
Whatever works for you

Nahhh. Not even close

ijebabe: Don't you get headaches attending to all of us? or are you invincible?

I do have a very good life outside of NL (A job & fam) so i guess a lil spice ain't doing me no harm

ijebabe: Is it possible to close the complaints thread?

Why do you think it ought to be closed Sir/Ma?

queensmith: you can kiss my arse!

kool then
phew

queensmith: kmt

Can i kiss something other than the teeth?

queensmith: no, it's only after i made that comment that you deleted the rest.

The last post you left was still of him insulting both shymmex and c.fours. You obviously think its fine for him to insult everybody, so long as nobody responds. and that encourages his coonery

I give up already since it seems your mind is pretty much made up despite the fact that both post was removed simultaneously.
Oya no vex ayetty, truce?

queensmith: Am i the only person he insulted on that thread? you deleted the lasts posts but you left the rest, why? so it's ok for him to insult people but for someone to respond is a problem?

I censored you guys posts and shymmex's posts on the page in question. It's not OK for members to insult one another hence why the moderators have been clamouring for those that feel insulted to use the report to moderator route.

queensmith: if you aren't going to analyse his posts, don't analyse mine. Turn the same blind eye when you see my posts.

I censored both posts on the page in question so it wasn't like I was taking sides or anything. Did I censor all your posts on the thread in question? Try and be fair would ya. I encourage/welcome constructive criticism but common they just gotta be fair

queensmith: Why would you not think so, after shootin his disease ridden mess up your arse you clearly won't be able to reason properly. You intentionally overlook the fact that his character on this forum is purely unsavory?

You are very very stewpid for this statement, very stupid. When you clearly ignore that foul mouth tramps post (simply look at his post history, he has never had anything of quality to say he just throws about words he hears on tv) you dare quote your nonsense and incoherent rules to me? You having a laugh?

If you are going to say you are following the rules, follow them properly, and justly for everybody, don't delete my posts alone and make noise about nonsense rules. If you are really a man of your word you should be deleting that tramps account, his whole life has violated the soo called rules of this forum.

ah, again you are very silly, jay bee o ma jekin woju ee bai? Do the rules only apply to me? Seriously what can that tiny dycked tramp offer in the bedroom making you soo unreasonable? Are you listening to yourself.


Do not patronize me, so you observe with your eyes when queensmith is washing the floor with your boyfriend but not when he's bouncing about the gaff chatting absolute crap to others? You are pathetic! mshew

Okies i will go ahead and warn my bf to stay clear but you gotta agree with me that engaging in e-fights is so not the way to go.
One more thing though, don't you think i will be termed a dictator if i single out a member and delete all their posts simply because i don't agree with them? Besides, you are not suggesting i sit down and analyse all his posts are you?

Just take it easy ayetty abegi

@Queensmith
I was the one that hid the back and forth unsavoury remarks from both of you and i don't think it constitutes to me taking sides as posts with attacks on the said page were all hidden by myself.

On the issue of him disrespecting everybody, the only advice to that is for everyone that feels disrespected by him or any other person to report the offending posts to us so we can take appropriate actions.

On a side not though, isn't it also a Nigerian thing to be taking laws into own hands? Engaging him with the e-attacks shouldn't be the way when the forum rules clearly frowns upon such.

@Saga & @Queensmith
You guys really need to call a truce.

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I have a special request. Can you please grant Mrs Chima a permanent ban cos she keeps popping up in ma dream

Orikinla: I remember when the famous Nigerian singer Tuface was too broke to even afford ordinary anti-malaria treatment until his girlfriend came and took him to a clinic. And today Tuface can even afford the whole clinic and pay the staff. Hold on to your man no matter all the negative comments and distractions. When you met and made love that made you pregnant, we were not there. Whatever made you to love him can also see him through. What you really need now is not money but faith. Faith makes wealth. That child in your womb may bring forth good fortune for you and the father. I have seen it before. Give us a testimony of hope to encourage others in similar situations. Lest we forget, the unborn child is innocent and deserves to live since you chose to conceive it come what may.

Tuface's success story is 1 in how many thousands?
Taking uncalculated risk with one's future should be frowned upon. Yes having a child is not the end of the world but has she got any plans to deal with the what If's?

mykejones: Now am pissed. Like,tripply,fcckingly pissed!!!
Can u pls,tel some people to stop quoting some hugely annoying long thread?!!! They quote all of it,and the only thing they write is 'lol'..'smh' or they jus drop a smiley there! Instead of them 'highlite' the part where they need,or simply cutting other parts and 'bolding' places that intrest them,but,no. They dnt. They quote evrything!!! Like,the fcckin entire thread!!!!!
For God's sakes,some of us aren't using laptops/desktop or their likes. Havin 2 read thru mountanious post,and havin to scroll thru dem again because the post was quoted by 5or 10 more clueless people can be so annoying!
Do something pls!!!!

Rant over?
As you know i have no control over what people post Sir so I'm afraid I won't be able to do anything about it

Thanks guys
God bless y'all

Goldieluks:
Jaybee is this the type of friends you keep? she is senseless and cheap for getting pregnant
for a guy she met,just four months ago. What is this world turning into?? ??

I guess u ignored this:

jay bee: PS: From an anonymous Nler

The exact message was sent to me via PM from a nler to post on their behalf

My friend is 31 and dating this guy who met her 4months ago, she was heart broken and out of relationship for over a year and God brought this guy her way who is in madly in love with her and really wants to take it futher in no time but he's restrained with money.

My friend is working and praying that her guy gets a good job as he is hopeful too. but now she's pregnant and confused what to do, should she keep the pregnancy as the guy is not dennying it and telling her not to fret but stay calm while they think of what to do next, though everything falls back to money, or should she do away with the pregnancy and rather take her time to plan with the guy on having a good start? she's bothered about dissapointing her parents and what people will say. please can you help post this for peoples candid answer if they were in her shoes? she asked me and ernestly i don't know what to say.

PS: From an anonymous Nler