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Lasinoh:
Thank you jare. . .dem don dey jolos you o. . .Wey dati ya 'stranger'?

I go quench alllloff dem finish.

One by one!

You're very much welcome Your Highness
I've been looking for him as well but it looks like he has been permanently banned or better still quenched after too much e-jolosi towards you.

But Oga, seems like you've been in naija for the past few years so how come you still haven't been able to master the act of wooing?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=557590.msg7221187#msg7221187

Have you buried your head too deep in patronising s3x workers that you now don't know where or how to get a real girl on the street et al?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=823363.msg9748879#msg9748879

any lady willing to give me free coochie

s3x

Go straight back to bed to complete the dream


I'm but Naked next to ya

How first lady looks like a drag queen

Would wake up filled with smiles knowing fully well you featured in my dream


Your only brother got your best friend preggsss

All hail Blazay, the greatest of them all.
Make enemies quenchhhhhhh

How is it shameful?
Why focus on the religion instead of the despicable act
BTW: I'm a muslim and it doesn't have anything to do with double standards.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=848955.msg9993604#msg9993604 date=1326904250]SMH@if the rings are taken off means heading for divorce   [/quote]You miss me that much

here is my post which you took outta context

jay bee:
Engagement ring => Commitment to the course <= Not yet taken as it's only a bloody ring at that stage
Wedding ring => Commitment fulfilled <= You can't just take the ring off and decide you aren't taken any more as process of divorce should normally kick in if the couple decides to split

With the above assertions, i believe the title of the thread should be changed to nobody is taken until they have been joined at the altar  

[quote author=emöfine link=topic=848955.msg9993571#msg9993571 date=1326904014]Something like that.[/quote]They practice Islam?

anyhoo, breaking of the kolanut coupled with bride price shenanigan equates to being taken so says Naija traditional weddings

[quote author=emöfine link=topic=848955.msg9993533#msg9993533 date=1326903696]My parent's don't have a "ring on it" but they're "taken".[/quote]Did they break kolanut at the traditional wedding?

chika98:
Yeah well in that case that person has no business getting married or even thinking about it. A sensible woman knows and can tell when a man is just BS'ing and when he's being for real.

Sadly sense gets negated when the women aren't empowered. You are sensible because you are empowered and can do more than a man can ever dream of in most cases. We can't really say that about most Nigerian women.
There are so many reasons why that's the case though so that discussion is for another thread.

Chik, it's all about can you take care of me and my needs by most Naija ladies

freecocoa:
Una don talk am finish.

talk your own jor
Abeg make i commot the ring wey dey ya finger

chika98:
Yeah so we're essentially saying the same thing. Find a man who truly loves you really. If he loves you for REAL then you two stand a chance with dedication and hardwork. Anyway wetin me sef know? LOL!

Yes we are, but you are all about technicalities whereas i'm trying to simplify it for the common gyals on the street who would most probably jump at the mere uttering of i loff uuuuu

Fixed

[quote author=emöfine link=topic=848563.msg9993407#msg9993407 date=1326902480]I get what you mean. I even wanted a brother for my brother when I was younger (and to neutralize the female presence).
Funnily enough my brother never cared for an additional brother. Who needs brothers when you have six loving sisters eh [/quote]Nice spin, but sisters aren't known to be good at tutoring when it comes to getting the first girl, getting your first sampling et al

chika98:
Yeah but a man who loves you just does. I've never really understood all that who loves who more shenanigan.
I'm great!  You?

Technically Yes, but practically most Nigerian Guys don't understand what loving someone entails hence the reason for the girls to always make sure the prospective dude wants them more.
Nigerian dudes are notorious for uttering the words "I love you" so as to get into the unsuspecting gullible girls pants hence the highly needed verifier of making sure they want them more before signing their respective lives away.

Doing aiight

chika98:
Actually I do agree with Sagamite. Relationships and marriage SHOULD be something both parties enjoy
and work towards always. Communicate and all but by gawd I will not kill myself over a man who has checked out
emotionally and then stay in some unhappy marriage because " God doesn't like divorce". I'll do my best but if it ain't working out then peace out! I see so many Nigerian couples in something they call "marriage".

Also I don't think I'll ever understand when people say marry a man who loves you more? Like is love quantifiable? there's a bucket where we can measure it out? When two people fall in love with each other isn't it supposed to be love between the two? Which one again is a man who loves you more?

Love isn't quantifiable but surely knowing if you are wanted more than the norm shouldn't be that difficult to figure out.


How are ya?

[quote author=emöfine link=topic=848563.msg9993210#msg9993210 date=1326900961]Really? I never knew you were yarning true last time. You're in a similar position to my brother then. I even used to suspect my brother was the favourite once upon a time due to the reasons you listed but I discovered otherwise.[/quote]Yes ohhhhh
Kinda suck though cos growing up I never had someone to play with and the few friends i had at the time weren't allowed to visit.
So many things that happened in the past that i wished i had a brother to talk to who might have been able to guide me accordingly.
Anyhoo, iI'msure momma still proud of me so nothing do me

Engagement ring => Commitment to the course <= Not yet taken as it's only a bloody ring at that stage
Wedding ring => Commitment fulfilled <= You can't just take the ring off and decide you aren't taken any more as process of divorce should normally kick in if the couple decides to split

With the above assertions, i believe the title of the thread should be changed to nobody is taken until they have been joined at the altar  

^^^
All i need packaged is yaself to london town

anonymous6:
No,  she is African from the Ivory coast but it shouldn't be a surprise because I never heard or seen a black african footballer/AA woman couple before

That's simply because most African players ply their trade in Europe.

Sagamite:
Bros, as I keep on telling you guys: Most women don't understand the meaning of "fair", "equal" or "balanced". They just want an advantage that is all.

And if you give them the advantage, guess what? They would still dumb your arse (if they are still attractive enough to play in the market) because to them you are a wuss.

As far as I am concerned, most woman will leave a relationship they are not happy with or not interested in (if their is not restraining constraint - financial, aesthetic, baggage) but yet they will scream if it is the other way round. They only want an advantage.

Don't we all want the same?
we want them to be figure whatever coupled with brains so as to adequately subsidize our purse.
Oga saga, go marry

Yeah if we are both kool about it being nothing serious
I can't be in a relationship with someone i work with. 2 different scenarios

Oga Saga => drama king  

ronkebp:
Just wondering how a mother would have a favourite amongst her children.

Perfectly possible and somewhat understandable sometimes
I'm supposed to be the fav simply because i'm the only boy as well as being the last with six elder sisters.

Pennywise:
If this family was in America, man and wife will be tried for corruption found guilty and given lenghty jail sentences with all their assets seized and forfeited to the state. In China, they will be shot. Here we are celebrating them. How can this country move forward

GBAM

alj harem:
No,

First of all I would like to correct you on the highlighted part

it was not the son but Babangida daugther's wedding, Also it was not the daughter that hired the rapper it was Babangida himself that hired Joe in the wedding to surprise the daugther. The daugther has no such money.

[flash=425,344]http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ih1emjNQ9t8[/flash]
Watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih1emjNQ9t8


mohammed hired him to sing at his wedding to rahama

People from Oyo/Ogbomosho where 'em lines are mostly known to come from aren't mostly muslims.

All drinks would be on me for awon boiz to celebrate


I'm the dude that has been e-stalking you all over the board

^^
Turbo my a.zz back to dreamland


I'm butt naked by your side on tha bed