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You want to take a loan to trade in something that can make you lose all your initial investment?
Are you OK Mr?

Because they don't fall under the romance section remit

dolly a:
sanaa is d most beautiful i cant believe shes 40!!!!!!!!!!
gwad am soooooooooooo jealous

Roll with me and we'd perfect the sequel script of "the curious case of dolly a"

Yes if it's OK for your sister's bf to use her as a punching bag

Oilatium is all you need

canuck:
It's a good start, jay bee. Discussions like these prepare the people to stand up to the govt like they did recently. BTW, if SA Omokri is doing his job, these complaints should get to Presido. (PS: I have a feeling GEJ has abandoned his Facebook account for the sake of his sanity - See as Naijas dey yab and curse am for there!)

@Op But for the recent focus on "high cost of governance" GEJ would have appointed a Coordinating Special Adviser for all Special Advisory functions  

Na today
Is it not the same Nigeria where status quo continues as long as awon boyz remain happy is the other of the day

Never-ending discussions without actions equates to time wasting.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=848047.msg9984970#msg9984970 date=1326809778]And what happens to those on the streets trying to instil accountability in government ? General jonathan sent soldiers to kill them ![/quote]The only simple and viable proposition is for people to either recall their elected reps or better still wait until the next election to make their bloody vote count.
They voted the man in so they had better live with it.

chaircover:
It is in situations like this that we see the differences in the sexes. I am a woman and I know that God forbid if I go out and cheat, it wont because of something simple like he winked at me at a party or I just liked his height or his shirt (Ive heard some really silly excuses from men though)

So if I cheat its because of something fundamentally wrong with my relationship. Now if based on all that, my husband chooses not to do anything about it if he found out that I cheated and just let me be and we live together like nothing happened, then I know that I am sleeping with fire on my roof and I had better sleep with one eye open.

In a nutshell, men dont deal with cheating the same way women do. Not right, I know but that I am afraid is the truth.

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Will the above assertions apply to Van the man as well

Complaining on NL just wouldn't get you guys anywhere

Lol @ spiritual attack

How many have you kissed to come to that wild conclusion Oga?
If you didn't use yourself as the guinea pig then where is the evidence of your survey?
Did you pluck out this your wild assertion from you know where?

Same old recycled crap.
Tolerant lot being led by the inconsiderate few and off course living and swimming in abject poverty

Candyness:
Not really. He a cheap skate

Can i do a replace then

snowdrops:
Apply for a visit visa. While there get a good immigration solicitor with a view to getting into the right category, that way you can prolong your stay. Meanwhile as soon as you arrive the country start gathering materials for USMLE as start reading well well.
You would need to score high in order to stand a reasonable chance of being selected.

I don't think you are advising him very well Sir. How is he going to survive in the US if they supposedly give him the Visitation Visa without having the right papers?
How easy is it for a recent graduate without employment to get a visitation Visa ?

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for feck sake, why must you use large coloured fonts?

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No school can guarantee you employment on completion of your course. You can always research on the destination of alumni from that university to determine if you had be able to realise your dream.
Another major pointer is to look at KSA's policy on foreign student in relation to working visa and all.

I honestly didn't know i was being asked to open this thread so that frozen can of worms can be reopened. Sorry guys, party over

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=844846.msg9957193#msg9957193 date=1326471809]You have not SEEN my body parts!   Aww.  You going to be daddy again?  How months Mrs. Jaybee?[/quote]My imaginary self is always locked on 97.5 Chima FM

Cuddlemii:
grandpapi jay, how d hell would u start an action with just touching?
so your mouth wont even brush hers @ all?
serz, r u sure u were not the only one enjoying it? its easier for a babe to form ecstasy & climax just to please a guy.
Except your mouth works in mysterious ways, in other ways on other wares, then your game is tight
no kissing at all ke! Or small kiss but not too much

what you are comfortably ignoring is kissing ain't always the ain't always the main thing that turns a girl on. It's really very simple to ask what turns you on and gbam wheels set in motion (off course various convo would have transpired before the doodoo day).

Only if you're an opposite sex
no offiencceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


ya welcome still

Cuddlemii:
Sis, I am still alright, I never kolo

Well r kelly deals with women with a different skin type & system. The only time u don't need to kiss a naija girl for action is when she comes to u fully charged and ready to go.

Are you sure? My past experiences contradicts your assertion aunty cuddle.
Anyhoo, my game is still pretty tight and forever locked on to right frequency so ain't no problemo for this dude

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=844846.msg9957053#msg9957053 date=1326470531](vomits and spits)[/quote]You pregnant again
must you always get pregnant every time the Igbo prince strokes your big ikebe?
Don't tell me you are on a break the world record mission

You've been burned twice so no better luck next time I sincerely hope.
Shine your eyes

[quote author=im_a lady link=topic=844173.msg9956901#msg9956901 date=1326468925]I wish it was a script but unfortunately this is my life here, I am terribly upset and worst still I have been ill all through this pregnancy but what can I do ? He read the posting which I wanted him to do so he knew that I knew  and sent me a what's app message saying the marriage is definately over and he couldn't believe he was reading about his life on nairaland ! What am I supposed to do? Beg? As for the baby issue I haven't 100% decided what to do just yet,but God will show me the wAy forward[/quote]Hope you didn't foot all the £20K you already spent on the now cancelled wedding
Make sure you make the right decision/one you had be comfortable with down the line regarding the baby.
You seriously don't want to have a dishonest baby father

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unlocked

HW is better and more prestigious than lancaster uni.
They also have a better relationship with the Industry so you slightly stand a better chance of getting employed on completion of your course

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=844846.msg9956728#msg9956728 date=1326466955]Who wants to kiss you? [/quote]My lips are reserved for u alone

Cuddlemii:
I only know the one he sang with changing faces.
"Do you mind if I stroke you up (I don't mind) / Do you mind if I stroke you down (I don't mind) / All through the night (I don't mind).Until your body's tired"

Below is the 1st strophe/stanza of the song, just in case u need guidelines on how to do your thang

Relax baby, I'm gonna make you feel real good
Tonight is your night, come here
Let's get this shirt off
Now tell me what you like
Cause I make it everything you want
Now come closer
Uh-uh closer
Don't be scared, touch me, right there
Yeah right there, oh yeah, uhh, you go boy

Words from da playa himself. I actually know the song and it's one of 'em songs we use to put on repeat back in the days whenever we was ready for action. As you can see, he never mentioned kissing in any of the lyrics  

Suspect me how?
Me i know get liver oh.
I'm all for Blazay
Up Up Up Blazay

Cuddlemii:
So u r the kind that just swims to the end of the pool without wearing the right swimming gear. So how do u want to start up things without your mouth? I assume your nose would be better to abuse

My fingers are well manicured
R Kelly said something along the line of stroking, please remind me

Just look at the damn double leather blacked out lips with all the money he has supposedly stolen.
Na real wa

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Thanks for making my day
you are damn too funny

If your enemies can stop attaching unnecessary sentiments to your posts.
We are all entitled to free speech at the end of the day so no shaking

Instead make they surrender they wan quench
I just can't get the rationale behind them exchanging words with your highness Queen Blazay