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Lol @ spiritual attack

How many have you kissed to come to that wild conclusion Oga?
If you didn't use yourself as the guinea pig then where is the evidence of your survey?
Did you pluck out this your wild assertion from you know where?

Same old recycled crap.
Tolerant lot being led by the inconsiderate few and off course living and swimming in abject poverty

Candyness:
Not really. He a cheap skate

Can i do a replace then

snowdrops:
Apply for a visit visa. While there get a good immigration solicitor with a view to getting into the right category, that way you can prolong your stay. Meanwhile as soon as you arrive the country start gathering materials for USMLE as start reading well well.
You would need to score high in order to stand a reasonable chance of being selected.

I don't think you are advising him very well Sir. How is he going to survive in the US if they supposedly give him the Visitation Visa without having the right papers?
How easy is it for a recent graduate without employment to get a visitation Visa ?

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for feck sake, why must you use large coloured fonts?

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No school can guarantee you employment on completion of your course. You can always research on the destination of alumni from that university to determine if you had be able to realise your dream.
Another major pointer is to look at KSA's policy on foreign student in relation to working visa and all.

I honestly didn't know i was being asked to open this thread so that frozen can of worms can be reopened. Sorry guys, party over

Mrs, Chima:
You have not SEEN my body parts!   Aww.  You going to be daddy again?  How months Mrs. Jaybee?

My imaginary self is always locked on 97.5 Chima FM

Cuddlemii:
grandpapi jay, how d hell would u start an action with just touching?
so your mouth wont even brush hers @ all?
serz, r u sure u were not the only one enjoying it? its easier for a babe to form ecstasy & climax just to please a guy.
Except your mouth works in mysterious ways, in other ways on other wares, then your game is tight
no kissing at all ke! Or small kiss but not too much

what you are comfortably ignoring is kissing ain't always the ain't always the main thing that turns a girl on. It's really very simple to ask what turns you on and gbam wheels set in motion (off course various convo would have transpired before the doodoo day).

Only if you're an opposite sex
no offiencceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


ya welcome still

Cuddlemii:
Sis, I am still alright, I never kolo

Well r kelly deals with women with a different skin type & system. The only time u don't need to kiss a naija girl for action is when she comes to u fully charged and ready to go.

Are you sure? My past experiences contradicts your assertion aunty cuddle.
Anyhoo, my game is still pretty tight and forever locked on to right frequency so ain't no problemo for this dude

Mrs, Chima:
(vomits and spits)

You pregnant again
must you always get pregnant every time the Igbo prince strokes your big ikebe?
Don't tell me you are on a break the world record mission

You've been burned twice so no better luck next time I sincerely hope.
Shine your eyes

im_a lady:
I wish it was a script but unfortunately this is my life here, I am terribly upset and worst still I have been ill all through this pregnancy but what can I do ? He read the posting which I wanted him to do so he knew that I knew  and sent me a what's app message saying the marriage is definately over and he couldn't believe he was reading about his life on nairaland ! What am I supposed to do? Beg? As for the baby issue I haven't 100% decided what to do just yet,but God will show me the wAy forward

Hope you didn't foot all the £20K you already spent on the now cancelled wedding
Make sure you make the right decision/one you had be comfortable with down the line regarding the baby.
You seriously don't want to have a dishonest baby father

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unlocked

HW is better and more prestigious than lancaster uni.
They also have a better relationship with the Industry so you slightly stand a better chance of getting employed on completion of your course

Mrs, Chima:
Who wants to kiss you?

My lips are reserved for u alone

Cuddlemii:
I only know the one he sang with changing faces.
"Do you mind if I stroke you up (I don't mind) / Do you mind if I stroke you down (I don't mind) / All through the night (I don't mind).Until your body's tired"

Below is the 1st strophe/stanza of the song, just in case u need guidelines on how to do your thang

Relax baby, I'm gonna make you feel real good
Tonight is your night, come here
Let's get this shirt off
Now tell me what you like
Cause I make it everything you want
Now come closer
Uh-uh closer
Don't be scared, touch me, right there
Yeah right there, oh yeah, uhh, you go boy

Words from da playa himself. I actually know the song and it's one of 'em songs we use to put on repeat back in the days whenever we was ready for action. As you can see, he never mentioned kissing in any of the lyrics  

Suspect me how?
Me i know get liver oh.
I'm all for Blazay
Up Up Up Blazay

Cuddlemii:
So u r the kind that just swims to the end of the pool without wearing the right swimming gear. So how do u want to start up things without your mouth? I assume your nose would be better to abuse

My fingers are well manicured
R Kelly said something along the line of stroking, please remind me

Just look at the damn double leather blacked out lips with all the money he has supposedly stolen.
Na real wa

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Thanks for making my day
you are damn too funny

If your enemies can stop attaching unnecessary sentiments to your posts.
We are all entitled to free speech at the end of the day so no shaking

Instead make they surrender they wan quench
I just can't get the rationale behind them exchanging words with your highness Queen Blazay

I hate kissing
My mouth is about the only organ I choose not to abuse

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Thanks for elaborating the two main points I outlined in one of my previous posts.
That's exactly the best way forward.
Doing nothing is not an option

why can't people just leave Blazay alone
Too much e-badu belle and e-jolosy

I pray we never see such again in Nigeria

@OP
We can all claim to be bill gates on the net ya know

Good guys tends to be the boring type. Up your game and the girls will flock to you

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awwwww that's superb
What a worthy late xmas pressie you got

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Do you know the meaning of average Sir?

@ New Case
We can always help with a short term cover of perx's prescription cost
We can probably help pay for advert in the paper or TV to raise awareness of her plight

Gbawe:
No. I am saying it is intrinsically ridiculous our Goverment , with so much power at its beck and call, can tell you it is powerless to act against "cabals". That sort of nonsense may fly to Nigerians who have never left Nigeria but it is total BS to exposed Nigerians who know that a few individuals or cartels should [size=14pt]never ever[/size] hold a Nation to ransom.

What is going on here is the same as how OBJ et al made noise publicly about Nigerian Halliburton culprits facing sanctions yet they could never make that happen[b] for obvious reasons[/b]. This fuel subsidy "cabal" thing is a cop out designed to assist the GEJ Governent in throwing out, very conveniently, the baby with the bath water.

Yes it's highly ridiculous for a so called democratic government to be held to ransom by a few corrupt elite but surely you can just use the inept of such Government to exonerate corrupt past leaders/so called friends of the government when it's blatantly clear that their respective wealth is questionable.

Would you have supported Escoba in the 80's ?

What is bad is bad. We all collectively have to get rid of the bad eggs be-it Government officials or civilians profitting from the suffering of the masses.
Nigeria is simply the way it is because a lot of people that should know better support the corrupt elite along tribal/religious/party divide.