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@ OP

Are you dating caracta?

LEXYCOM:
Mumu, am sure u are guilty of this

I just need you to understand that ain't nobody chasing you from your village. Your indiscipline is your own worst nightmare...

Go over the original post again so you can pick positive steps you can use to improve your financial status

Stay blessed

LEXYCOM:
And pls, try to avoid collecting you ATM CARD......it demonic, it makes you withdraw cash at any sight of cash dispenser

Una don start again with your idiotic reasoning

How come the devil doesn't bother intervening when you don't appear to have any money in your bank account?

You lack self discipline hence the reason why you keep flashing that plastic.

ATM cards are meant to improve your accessibility to your cash and it's your responsibility to budget and execute diligently

youngpol:
Sex.. Be good at that and you're good to go

What happens when the sexual desire declines?

I'm sure you know it isn't ideal to have sexual favors as one of the most important reason for getting married

IamSassy:
Thanks, but i want to know if its possible to build ones career, manage the home, the husband and the kids at the same time.

Yes it's very possible hence the need to be flexible with your approach.

Your other half has to be understanding and should be able to meet you half way where possible in order to balance want and need.

Marriage ain't no rocket science. You are expected to juggle all the aforementioned together as a wife in 21st century marriages

IamSassy:
Hello nairalanders, pls, i just need you guyz to explain something to me.
I want the married people here(unmarried peoople included) to please tell me what it takes to be married. How to know that you are ready for marriage. And how marriage affects ones life (as a woman).
Thanx in advance.

It takes personal desire to get married but it takes wisdom and God’s guidance to stay married

There is never any perfect time to get married. Being ready for marriage mean you are ready to accommodate other person’s differences, embrace flexibility of approach and understand the need to endorse your other half as your primary concern

Marriage is an individual journey so you need to be in it to face your own unique challenges before you can understand how it affects one’s life.

I can help you

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They ran out of bytes?

Teespice:
I don't have a problem if it was "mutually agreed" by both parties.

you are not new to nl. didn't you see a thread named men and the come to my house syndrome.

that was the basis of my statement.

Being a regular NLer doesn't mean i get to see all threads darl... Besides, how would i have been able to decipher that your comment was based on an entirely different thread

So can i come to your house?

Smile jor... It's Friday!

chimajii:
U definitely won't see anything wrong in it. Tsk!

you sef Tsk!

no come dey buga me for here

UjSizzle:
Can I answer for myself?
Yeah I will allow an absolute stranger carry me across if I'm not dressed to 'leg' it out

But he'll have to lift me with some dignity biko, not like that woman is being carried

Dignity and physics with respect to force, support and human pulleys won't work madam

I've got me back prepared for you though.... It's a smooth plane

Teespice:
is it nairaland guys you are giving first date etiquette.


the first date should be in the house and on the bed na, going by their logic.

What's wrong with that if it's mutually agreed and it had meet both of their expectation?

The biggest financial indiscipline common to Nigerian folks is their inability to curb numerical growth of their index family.

Statistics shows that the biggest expenditure in one's lifetime as a parent is non other than parental cost.
Why procreate without control when you can barely afford to take care of them?


I also don't think fourier series, calculus et al are useless in the wider scheme of things. how do you think quant analysts are able to device complex financial algorithms used in predictive analysis for creating wealth?

Nnemuka:
and your leaders who supported buhari where are they today? thievfnubu has been rejected and booted back to Lagos to continue with regional politics. They even called him Local champion

I don't usually engage in tribal superiority contest but if i were to engage you, then i really should be asking you what developmental impact does your supposed treatment of Tinubu have on his people if any?

Remember my comment was as a direct result of false promises made by the ex president

Blind following cos he is/was perceived as their own

Gullibility since some of their leaders appears to lack common sense and/or foresight

Orina:
only in Nigeria

They do exactly the same stuff in India and Mexico (Those trying to smuggle themselves into the US) and it Doesn't make it less dangerous or absolutely insane


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVaDiTQpKPk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHelulhKe08

victorels:
must I put the 't in doesn't. Even though I Know it is auto complete error, it still sound better without the 't.

Pronouns it with me.

Doesn

Again - Doesn

Again - Doesn

Ok. You can continue.

Pronounce not pronouns

I'm just messing with you homeboy....

Happy new month and stay blessed

victorels:
doesn it mean I already cracked your ribs with that one wrong spelling. I wonder what would have happened to you had I got it all wrongly spelt.

You've done it again

Phewwwww

TGIF

Comical

Clown

Wetin be "openion" though?

FunnyPikincom:
Average Nigerian youth on social media lack intellectual decorum, haba! must they insult public figure to vent their anger. in as much as im not a fan of Dino melaye, i wouldnt stoop so low to embarrass him Online. how am i even sure that he will read it. My brother, face your own personal problems and use know brain to maximize your own potentials too so that lazy people will be fighting themselves on your facebook page when you make it in future. My one kobo though

How else do you propose they communicate directly with him?

If the fb page wasn't cloned then surely that's an avenue for him to test his personality

Lastly, if he is a co-contributor to our problems then surely he is one of our problems.

I hope you now see you are a confirmed dunce for attacking aggrieved citizens giving himm valuable feedback

Shey women no dey enter okada?

That one na confirmed

Dangote's wealth is far greater than a combined total of the remaining 9


If Danjuma can make the list then surely babangida/obasanjo must be 10 times richer

overhypedsteve:
very typical. Mind you . If you have brains enough to understand things. You will still realise that you are chasing a lost cause. My initial comment never stated anything about where the satellites will be located. But you stupidly assumed that i think (mumu u enter my mind) that it will be located in England. When all i said was "we re allowing a British company to provide satellite tech"
from the moment you started this argument i knew you were hopeless . But when i gave you a comprehensive reply and you complained about it being too long? come on man. You just said i ddnt know how to read, what did you expect me to do? Insult your father? No i don't do that. I ll just write a buoyant reply and hope you re sane enough to read it thats all.
As per my disputing the legal framework. Yea i challenged it because of its Novel status ( its a new system and have not being tried and tested in Nigeria) so therefore it legal framework can be challenged by concerned legal think tanks. Oya start insulting me(cus na only that kind sense dey ur head) Mr i know everything about satellites.

You are already hurt so no point flogging you further

Ciao

softysparky:
Since you asked for evidence I believe it's meant for your eyes only, come to my house now I'm gonna give/show you all the evidence you need

I might not offer you a chance tomorrow

Now you are talking.... why you come dey do yanga before

I go fit weigh them join as i been dey do wan technical project.. I wan test my new scale

overhypedsteve:
oh. After 3 weeks of my post you ve finally acquired the intellectual competence to challenge it?
Providing SAR technology to develope satellites for a country is one thing signing an agreement to provide SAR enabled satelite technology is another thing.
Why?
Because in the first scenario the government is in control of the use of such technology while in the second case, to the extent of the jurisdictional boundaries agreed upon, the private company in charge of those satellites being in business for profit are allowed to sell satellite images to third party buyers who must not be affiliated with the federal government of Nigeria or any of its ministries. This agreement is the case of allowing a private outfit to capture and provide GEOINT( Geographical intelligence) for use by private outfits without any laid down law( do not tell me we have a law that provides for the exigencies)to guide such transactions. Or to ensure that in the long run, this do not expose the nation to a national security threat.
I believe with the aid of a dictionary and wikipedia, you will be able to understand (now) the reason for my first comment. Thank you.

bla bla bla
You talk too much but lack intellectual depth
You goofed and it was pointed out to you only for you to return with yet another goof.

BTW: What's with your assumption that i came across your post 3 weeks ago ? I guess they didn't teach you maths where you crawled out from. Why don't you just do datediff(dd, '02/07/2015','27/06/2015') and tell me how many days ago you posted your trash dumbass

Intellectual competence of an Electrical/Electronics Engineer?

I laugh in swahili

Abeg take correction and move on

You are challenging the legal framework but don't you think they would have had competent people to iron those out?

softysparky:
I have not changed my location. It's still that same Sambisa forest

What has that got to do with evidence?

I didn't ask to locate your tectonic region, I only asked for evidence to substantiate your claim of having moderate boobseee

softysparky:
It's average, I swear

Evidence please

softysparky:

overhypedsteve:
So we didnt sign a deal to build a satelite but a deal for a uk firm to provide us with satelite images for military and civilian uses? Isnt that like telling someone you re ok with him spying on you. How much is 300million dollars that we re sacrificing national secrecy and integrity over. But we have senators that wld use that same amount to buy cars and jets? Which kind country be ds self?

Did you read it upside down or you don't understand what a satelite is?

They are to provide Synthetic-Aperture Radar satellites in the country meaning the receiver (Antenna) will be in Nigeria.

So in communication, you have a transmitter and a receiver. The transmitter is probably in outer space and the receiver is the Antenna