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Funny thread....

Find yourself a girl who isn't like this. She exists. I know at least 3

Cheers....

Prayers?

I think GEJ should come out & say something, at least defend himself.

I don't want to believe someone would spend such on prayers....was God charging him??

Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him . He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome

Woooooow. I have brothers and friends that are not anything like wat you described.

There are good guys out there.....#istillbelieve

Cheers

I think whatever the issue is, it could have been resolved within the family.

Why bring your personal drama to the general public?? Absolutely no need.

Decide if you wanna continue in the marriage or not and act based on your decision. No need to put this online. It's ridiculous.

Cheers

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

I do understand you but I feel it applies to both men and women.
I think it's best to just find your level n decide once you see certain traits.
Oh and never borrow someone what you can't afford to give.
Cheers....

Used to save like 60% of my salary.....

Used staff bus, stay with my parents, I'm not a fashionista...savings was deducted at source before I got any salary alert.

Now that I lost my job a few months ago, I'm still surviving. Still have enough savings to last me a whole year, if I decide not to invest

Story of my life but I'm still hopeful.

Self deception....

Lie or no lie....if he wants to be with you he would.

Just give him space and look out for other guys.
35 is not late. My former female boss got married at 39 & my SIL got married at 41.

If it's not your time....it isn't.

Just be straight forward next time

Cheers....

ardel:
When GOD releases a Blessing, the devil sometimes brings in a counterfeit or a look alike, or something to distract you.My dear if you are not careful you will loose both men.Something tells me, the second guy is not interested in marrying you, he probably just wants to get in your pants and flee.His claim about not being happy in his rship and wanting a break up may just be tales to get you interested. I believe you are a christain, so my advice is just for you to pray and allow GOD speak to you.Whom ever you find peace with after prayers should be the one you setttle with.I wish you all the best without regrets in your decision making.

Real counterfeit jare......nice response

My folks had two SS children out of 4 kids.
As someone that has been in that situation, think they should part ways.
My 2cents

Don't think foolish is the right word
Think desperate, low self esteem or too forgiving are better words.....
Love makes pple do illogical things....

Yes they can.
Keyword is boundaries...

Hmmmmm....I'm tempted to say leave her n let her face her issues alone since she didn't tell you.

However, considering all the deaths from domestic violence in Nigeria nowadays, I would advice you ask her in a gentle way.

If she denies it, then you know you Av a clear conscience.

Hate to sound this way but the good book says:
Can two work together except they agree
#I rest my case

Pls just move on. The earlier the better.
Life is easier when we learn to accept the apologies we were never given.
Cheers!!

By your side by sade
Asylum by John Legend
Can't take my eyes off you by Lauryn Hill
To be contd

I tried dis yesterday night and almost set the house ablaze all in the name of bleachin palm oil...as in d pot of oil cut fire Fear catch me no be small o!

Happened to me once. Just cover it and d fire dies. Remember fire needs air so once you cover it, no air and therefore no fire

Emmm.....who cares who founded the church. The requirements for salvation are clearly stated in the bible.
What has your church founder got to do with it??

I would tell him to pay d driver off but we go in my own car. He would drive though.

I think anything above 6 months is unacceptable

Olamide was dissing the awards not reekado banks.
I think he said kesh is OUR next rated. OUR to me refers to YBNL.

Don Jazzy calling Olamide's name was plain looking for trouble.

Methinks there's something else going on.

Lil Kesh is in a way done enough to win the award. Reekado hasn't.

This is wat a nation gets for having a high rate of unemployment.

Gullible people n violence.

Pple using panadol for someone else headache.

There r a lot of hurt guys on this forum....
If ur girl is cheating, it shows ur game ain't tight. Sorry....
Move on.....
Enough of d girl bashing posts. Ha!!!!!

My friend told me of how her friend (not boyfriend officially) of about 3 months keeps asking her for money.

If it's not buy me flight ticket, it's come n take me out to see a movie.

Some days ago, he asked her to borrow her 500k till the end of December. This guy supposedly works at Total and my friend recently lost her job due to a restructuring. She told him she didn't have.

Last night, he called her like 10x just to tell her he needed 300k before 8am today. This is a guy that barely communicates with her but remebers her when he needs something.

I told her to block him and never pick his calls again. Wat rubbish.

What do you think?

He should confess to his wife and cut it off with the woman. That was she can't blackmail him.

This is interesting....
Can't wait to know who's been lying...

If a girl does 200k monthly..lives with her parents(virtually no expense) and therefore has enough money...she's unfaithful

She should have at least told him of the pregnancy and dey arrive at a decision. He's allowed to think whatever. She didn't impregnate herself ..did she?
Also...she wasn't raped.
her excuse na BS

Nice area...very secluded, beautiful and quite exclusive.
Go there everyday and it's annoying cos u can't get things to buy there...mostly residential houses and offices.
Have u been there when it rains? Massive flooding.

He should do three things:
1. He should go to her office and make sure they are alone and seriously warn her. Ensure its not recorded or witnessed by someone else
2. Make an official complaint to HR.
3. Request to change unit