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Jokes Etc / Re: Steps On How To Borrow Airtime Without Paying Back by JayJustus(m): 10:17am On Nov 23, 2015
JimTiger4:
..........not even remotely funny #LoadOfCrap #Stale #Iranu undecided



ahan...be nice na...hahahahahahaha... it's a good thing to contribute laughter sometimes
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Drug Baron Shipping $23m Narcotics To S’africa (pictured) by JayJustus(m): 10:15am On Nov 23, 2015
did you see the weight over 500kg.... Jesu **in olamides voice**


give them biafra please...they'd need visa to visit Maiduguri
Politics / Re: Photos Of Cancer-Stricken Diezani Alison-madueke With Dele Momodu by JayJustus(m): 7:45pm On Nov 22, 2015
Adewummy007:
She is undergoing Radiotherapy/Chemotherapy. Get well soon


my friends mum underwent chemo for stage three breast cancer and she didn't lose hair and become old like this...



nota bene: when thunder is firing somebody it also scrapes the hair... correct me if I'm wrong
Romance / Re: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by JayJustus(m): 7:39pm On Nov 22, 2015
firstEVA:
All of you saying fuk her fuk her, I smh for you, not all guys are dogs



what is this one saying okwia
Education / Re: 23 Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria With Mind Blowing Fees by JayJustus(m): 7:28pm On Nov 22, 2015
tdayof:
chicken how far grin grin

nigga...whollup
i think i have a customer for you...he may join your school later on
Politics / Re: How President Buhari Can Stop Boko Haram - Prophet Cardinal Onaiyekan by JayJustus(m): 9:30am On Nov 22, 2015
negotiate what?? wipe those murrafackers off the face of the earth
Crime / Re: What A Woman Did To The Breast Of Her Househelp (Graphic Pic) by JayJustus(m): 7:34am On Nov 22, 2015
EternalTruths:
Wickedness

Only God knows if it is economic frustration that caused the madam to pounce on her like a wild beast


Buhari can you see that Nigerians are taking out their frustration on each other courtesy of your out dated economic approach grin


be thinking with your yansh

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Education / Re: 23 Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria With Mind Blowing Fees by JayJustus(m): 7:33am On Nov 22, 2015
I didn't go to any of these but still that expensive Murtala Muhammed Airport School opposite MMA2...yes my parents were paying a huge sum then but it worth every cent...we were groomed like day old chicks till we became strong chickens ready to compete...highly gifted teachers from all corners of the world...a mix of students from nations that's why i can today live with any nationality...QUALITY OVER QUANTITY my dad would say before coughing out the change
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Norwich (1 - 0) On 21st November 2015 by JayJustus(m): 4:10pm On Nov 21, 2015
Norwich will sit deeo and play hard ball to claim a point...but an early goal from Norwich then it's all over for chelshyte...


3 points bonanza...
Romance / Re: She Cheated On Me And Even Told Me To My Face. by JayJustus(m): 4:06pm On Nov 21, 2015
And you could have used that money to invest in my life...see liability that you threw hard currency on...chai...


CALL: after the reggae play the scamming


RESPONSE: scamming, scamming
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos From The Terrorist Attacks On Radisson Blu Hotel, Mali by JayJustus(m): 8:07pm On Nov 20, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Pity. God save them all. I've known four Malians in my whole life, all guys. Taller than Goliath and darker than licorice. Because of them I'm under the impression that Malians are the tallest people in Africa...... Correct me if I'm wrong?

i disagree... south sudanese are the tallest from my research... tall, thin and black like old engine oil...hahahahahahaha
Celebrities / Re: See The Most Beautiful Selfie In Nigeria? (photos) by JayJustus(m): 8:00pm On Nov 20, 2015
190theclown:
I have come 2 a conclusion that Nigerian girls are not beautiful

I mean com'on these ladies are what u call beautiful?

Abeg make una look Finnish or Swedish girls or even Blac American women and Ethiopian girls then decide

Naija girls are only made 4 cooking food nothing more

Beauty don desert them


would be waiting for your wedding photos wink
Car Talk / Re: Ford Nigeria Unveils The First FordRanger To Come Out Of Nigeria Plant by JayJustus(m): 1:19pm On Nov 18, 2015
so haters from others african countries would just be wailing...thunder fire all of una
Education / Re: Please Help! My Student Said She Is In Love With Me by JayJustus(m): 8:25pm On Nov 17, 2015
CALL: after the reggae plays the konji



RESPONSE: konji, konji

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Politics / Re: Diezani’s 14yr-old ONLY Son Asks: Is My Mum Going To Die? As Husband Breaks Down by JayJustus(m): 8:19pm On Nov 17, 2015
Bible says "the wages of sin is death"



Bible says "suffer not a witch to live"


Bible says "do unto another what you want to be done to you"


Bible says "you shall reap what you sow"



You can't eat the money meant for 170million people and expect God above to be watching in 3D and smiling...Nooooooooooo... punishment is either now or later (even up to the 4th generation)


so for those that have eaten Nigeria's money, are eating Nigeria's money or planning on eating Nigeria's money...here is a case study for you...be warned ahead of time...millions are praying and cursing you everyday...odikwa risky ooo
Celebrities / Re: Missy Elliot Tweets At Lil Kesh Being The Shoki Dance Originator by JayJustus(m): 8:09pm On Nov 17, 2015
Nigerians be leading... other african countries be hating... they should just GERRARAHERE forreal mehn
Phones / Re: A Ritualist Sent Me A Facebook Friend Request (scary pics) by JayJustus(m): 4:31am On Nov 16, 2015
CASTOSVILLA:
This Shít is going down for real.

seun no dey block "Sh!t" again
Celebrities / Re: Tosyn Bucknor White Wedding To French Boyfriend - Photos by JayJustus(m): 4:29am On Nov 16, 2015
lol...this guy has been in Nigeria for so long...hew works with some lowcost housing company...lolololol..he speaks very fluent yoruba that's why he calls himself "yorufrench"...lol..this guy is so full of Nigerian blood
Celebrities / Re: Photos From D'banj's Performance In Uganda With Navio And Chameleon by JayJustus(m): 9:17pm On Nov 15, 2015
ugandan girls just no dey fine...we get dem here plenty for school...ahan...y'll need to change your banging position...it's not breeding properly sad



PS: na play play talk ooh
Religion / Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by JayJustus(m): 7:19pm On Nov 15, 2015
CALL: after the konji plays the prayer



RESPONSE: prayer, prayer
Politics / Re: Troops Hit Boko Haram Fighters Preparing Meal, Advance To Sambisa [PHOTOS] by JayJustus(m): 2:57pm On Nov 15, 2015
BrosPeter:
Lets hope Buhari doesn't re-arm them before the army takes control of Sambisa.


nigga tell me how long you've been a sh.tlord??

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Business / Re: London Market Closing Due To ‘low Patronage’ From Nigerians by JayJustus(m): 2:54pm On Nov 15, 2015
see how this thing just dey sweet my belle...

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Phyno For Asking Them To Pray For Paris by JayJustus(m): 4:11am On Nov 15, 2015
calebo101:
Why are they blasting him? Must we die on our knees praying for a dead nation? The foundation of Nigeria is faulty, unfortunately it cannot be fixed because we keep doing the same things over and over again, expecting different results.

Nigeria cannot be fixed unless we go back to the drawing board. No need praying for the country anymore. Right from the days of our forefathers nai dem dey pray for Nigeria, is it not clear it's a dead case? undecided


it is you that is dead...thunder fire the fingers you used to type this bullshyte...


hello?? thunder fire you
Crime / Re: NDLEA Uncovers Drug Cartel In Enugu Airport by JayJustus(m): 7:37pm On Nov 13, 2015
CALL: after the reggae plays prison

RESPONSE: prison prison
Career / Re: Feeling Used And Dumped! by JayJustus(m): 5:52pm On Nov 13, 2015
takethat employment letter to NGOs and watch magic...


CALL: after the reggae plays the jail


RESPONSE: your boss in jail
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Loses His Music And Backup Files by JayJustus(m): 5:37pm On Nov 13, 2015
so i should now fry egg
Romance / Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by JayJustus(m): 2:49pm On Nov 13, 2015
CALL:after the reggae plays konji




RESPONSE: konji, konji

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Recovers N59m Cocaine Hidden In Whisky Bottles (pictured) by JayJustus(m): 12:55pm On Nov 13, 2015
call: after the reggae plays the prison...

response: prison, prison
Health / Re: World’s First Successful Head Transplant Operation: Man’s Head Cut Off by JayJustus(m): 4:58am On Nov 13, 2015
wordychap:
so in essence they killed one man to prolong another man's life.
interesting!

im thinking also... smiley
Politics / Re: Forbes Take On Kemi Adeosun, Nigeria's New Minister For Finance by JayJustus(m): 4:47am On Nov 13, 2015
once it's from western media...I will pass...those niggas never loved us...so they can shove their forbes article about kemi right up to the uttermost part of their bootyhole...we don't give a two shyte flying western feck no more... I rest my case...halla!!!
Travel / Re: Indonesia Plans Crocodile-guarded Prison Island For Drug Convicts by JayJustus(m): 4:02am On Nov 12, 2015
guttentag:
Because of Biafra criminals


nooooo...how many times have I told you it is Biafra? the land of the rising shyte

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