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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Real Madrid - UCL (1 - 2) On 5th March 2013 by jaymichael(m): 10:26pm On Mar 05, 2013
I WONDER WHY SPANISH TEAMS ALWAYS HAVE FAVOURABLE REFREE DECISIONS AGAINST OTHER TEAMS IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Real Madrid - UCL (1 - 2) On 5th March 2013 by jaymichael(m): 10:23pm On Mar 05, 2013
REF. MAN OF THE MATCH.
Music/Radio › Re: Tongue-lashing On Radio Talk Show by jaymichael(m): 9:14pm On Mar 04, 2013
Which radio station is it please, which presenter and which programme?
Literature › Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by jaymichael(m): 9:08pm On Mar 04, 2013
flow1759: MORAL OF THE STORY

Bagga(Aro), Eiye, Aiye(), Mafia, Bucanear(Alora), Mafiaso, hoody mafia, Burkina Faso, Black Bra. ALL OF THEM NA CULT, DON'T JOIN, THEY HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER.

If Igboh no good for your brain, stop am.

Women kills, Women heals. A c''unt shouldn't make u a c''unt.

A bottle of 1759 a day keeps the doctor away. Save water, take a little 1759 for thy stomach sake. Fear Alomo.

Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly.

JESUS, MOHAMMED, BUDHA, ALLAH, YOURSELF anyone u wan believe in, na u sabi. But just believe say God dey. And live ur life right. Like tupac said--- "who do u believe in?".

Above all, never step on toes.


WATCH OUT FOR MY NEXT STORY TITLED, "MAN WEY DEY REASON". It promises to be rib cracking. Its a true life story of the experience of my one year spill over period.

PS: How was the story?
You are still asking how was the story, let me just give it a one word description. AMAZING. SPLENDID. FANTASTIC. BEAUTIFUL. Oops, just one word cannot describe your story. Your writing style reminds me so much of John Grisham. By the way Flow, thanks for mentioning me among those that were "addicted" to your story. you ve done GREAT. Thank you and ONE LOVE.
Politics › Re: Kwara Police Commissioner Killed In Enugu by jaymichael(m): 3:55pm On Mar 03, 2013
kingoflag: But they didn't kill him within Fashola's jurisdiction. Shouldn't you be forwarding your concerns and suggestions to Chime or whoever is in charge of the State?

Smh Myopic donkeys.
look at you who is not myopic. it is true you are not, but you think through your YANSH. someone said you are bigoted, I had to go through your posts and topics, and I just confirmed you are a BIGOT. just because some people are not from your tribe or share the same opinion with you, doesn't mean they are not entitled to their own opinion. if you need to travel out of Lagos, carry the whole Lagos on your head with you. kingoflag my ANUS. DON'T EVER IN YOUR LIFE INSULT OR CALL ME MYOPIC. it is people like you that stoke up trouble with your half developed brain on this forum. Even if you like reply me with insult, I will fire you back FULL THROTTLE. I AM SO VERY READY FOR YOU.
Politics › Re: ABSU Withdraws Orji Kalu's Certificate by jaymichael(m): 2:03pm On Mar 03, 2013
What joke!! seriously, are these the people that want STATE POLICE? when they are playing "touch and do" politics with education like this, what will they not do with SECURITY if eventually they now have STATE POLICE.
Politics › Re: Kwara Police Commissioner Killed In Enugu by jaymichael(m): 1:49pm On Mar 03, 2013
Does anybody here know Fashola? tell him that kwara commissioner of police was killed and the assassins did not use okada. they came in a bus and they escaped in a bus. so he should start thinking of banning all busses in Lagos, since he claims people are killed and crimes are committed because of okada.
Literature › Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by jaymichael(m):
I don dey wait to hear that doom past since......
Politics › Re: Fashola Blames Okada For Damoche’s Murder by jaymichael(m): 12:59pm On Mar 02, 2013
There hasn't been any medium or vehicle of transportation without its inherent dangers or risks. we all know of the numerous plane crashes in Nigeria, tankers exploding on the highway and killing lots of people and destroying properties. articulated vehicles with brake failures that result in ghastly accidents. Container trucks falling on the expressway with long traffic jam as its consequence, we can go on and on. Do we call for a blanket ban on those medium of transportation? no, because they have a service which they perform. collapse houses does not make us sleep in open fields. The Nigerian police is notorious for its corruption and gross inefficiency, do we now say the Nigerian police force should be scrapped? the problem of Nigeria and indeed Lagos is not okada. The problem associated with inherent okada vices can be tackled efficiently if appropriate institutions put in place by the Government performs their duties effectively. Personally, the Issue of Fashola and okada ban, I see it as an EGO and CLASS thing. Fashola, just like LORD FARQUAAR in Shrek1 animation movie, is trying create a so called PERFECT STATE just like lord farquaar's DULOC perfect town, and he sees okada as an "eye sore" in his so called PERFECT STATE. If the authorities can exert the same force and actions they expend towards okada eradication, towards solving the real problems of this country, Nigeria will be greater than England by now.
Business › Re: Ecobank Savings Withdrawal Limit Is 50,000 Naira? by jaymichael(m):
to hell with them. they debit me 1k twice yesterday 28.03.13 which the say its for visa card charge and its dated June 2010. some other guys also came to the bank to complain about the same thing. my branch said its IT problem and there is nothing they can do about it than to send our complain to their head office. i dey close my account with them on Monday.
Politics › Re: Achaba (Okada) Banned In Minna, Replaced With Tricycles by jaymichael(m): 3:19pm On Feb 27, 2013
NNA see fraud o! all in the name of tackling security problem. keke na 300k them they sell am na, just because this governor want gain over 300k for one keke, him pursue okada people. Remember say GOD dey o.
Literature › Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by jaymichael(m): 9:28am On Feb 27, 2013
Hydronium: Whats d essence of drinking when it eventually makes u regretful. Wine is indeed a mocker!
Btw Flow1759, nice and hilarious is what u have here, but it should be your past testimony (i.e., if indeed these are your experience) and NOT your present life! it is appointed unto Men once to die, after that, JUDGMENT. Give your life wholly to Christ. Believe me, it pays.
this story na FLOW1759 past. the present FLOW is married. him marry general pickin YETUNDE, wey born twins for am. FLOW later join the army as a second lieutenant.
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Travel › Re: Desirable Areas To Live In Lagos by jaymichael(m): 10:24pm On Feb 26, 2013
APAPA GRA to me, is better than Ajah, lekki, v.i and its environs. You don't get the problem of flooding associated with those areas. MAGODO phase2 and OMOLE are fantastic places.
Literature › Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by jaymichael(m): 1:43pm On Feb 26, 2013
THIS FLOW GUY NEVER UPDATE. LET ME GO BACK TO.........."SIR" that's my boss calling me. one day me too go be oga.
Nairaland General › Re: Popular Brands From The Late 70's, 80's And Early 90's by jaymichael(m): 8:55pm On Feb 24, 2013
MINTA.FRESH TOOTHPASTE. SMARTIES.
Nairaland General › Re: Popular Brands From The Late 70's, 80's And Early 90's by jaymichael(m): 8:47pm On Feb 24, 2013
what of PEPSODENT, BONCAFE and CARNATION MILK.
Christianity Etc › Re: Science Has Proved That A Woman Was Created From A Man by jaymichael(m): 6:47pm On Feb 24, 2013
CeCe Billz: So u actually have de mind to post dis trash here? So science is now Godsad
on the contrary, GOD, the master of creation created things which humans are only beginning to use science to understand and explain. GOD the grand architect is greater than science. lets not misunderstand the op.
Fashion › Re: Who Wore It Better, Nicki Minaj Or Cat? by jaymichael(m): 12:11am On Feb 24, 2013
hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha
Entertainment › Re: ! by jaymichael(m): 12:06am On Feb 24, 2013
what's this guy talking about?
Car Talk › Re: Have You Ever Slept Off While Driving? by jaymichael(m): 8:20am On Feb 23, 2013
chucky234: Slept off while driving? No way,never as 2hrs of night sleep is always enough for me no matter how late in the morning I retire to bed,I always wake up sound with no sign of dizziness.
Politics › Re: Pictures From Eko Atlantic Opening Ceremony... by jaymichael(m): 10:02pm On Feb 21, 2013
chipmunkey: The cobbles on the floor are not well laid. cool
as it is with everything in Nigeria.
Nairaland General › Re: Does Seun Give Out Money For First Nairalander To Comment? by jaymichael(m): 6:07pm On Feb 21, 2013
someone once said its ONE CONGO OF GARRI. me I no know whether na true o. ngbo Seun?
Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian Interviewed By Gbemi Of Beat-FM by jaymichael(m): 5:33am On Feb 19, 2013
iamswizz: kan sumbody tell that kopy kat called kim .. That we hate her?
SHE KNOWS ALREADY.
Celebrities › Re: Nairaland Mentioned On Kim Kardashian 's Nigeria Visit On Yahoo Article by jaymichael(m): 5:16am On Feb 19, 2013
I FINALLY KNOW WHO KIM KARDASHIAN IS. I WAS EXPECTING SHE IS SOMEONE THAT SELLS GARRI BELOW THE PREVAILING MARKET PRICE. ****feeling very disappointed****
Celebrities › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Blames Pistorious' Girlfriend by jaymichael(m): 8:52am On Feb 17, 2013
May GOD deliver us from EVEil but seriously there is absolutely no permissible excuse for taking another person's life. Especially in a fit of BLIND RAGE. my mom used to say ....just a little more patience, a little more....
Celebrities › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Blames Pistorious' Girlfriend by jaymichael(m): 8:45am On Feb 17, 2013
thehunted: He is entitled to his opinion. Leave him alone
exactly my thought.
Fashion › Re: Guys, Can You Wear This On Your Wedding Day? by jaymichael(m): 8:41am On Feb 17, 2013
Reminds me of that NOKIA advert .....AFRICA's got FASHION.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Blackburn - FA Cup - (0 - 1) On 16th February 2013 by jaymichael(m): 6:11pm On Feb 16, 2013
Arsenal haf falls hands
Politics › Re: A Little Of Governor Fashola Achievement Within 5 Years by jaymichael(m): 5:37pm On Feb 16, 2013
ba7man: Do you know the meaning??
is that supposed to be a question or a sneer?

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