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This "guru maharaji" ex-minister should just stick his opinion in his "curry" arse.

There are some certain foods I don't like (quite naturally) but I CONSUME ALL, ALLERGIC to none.

muskham:
A full bred African child has no allergy.

LOL. You even see the food chop in the first place?

ivyy:
Nigerian soldiers are not that bad.

Na who teh you?

HammerTheirPapa:
It is clear that if you want survive in nigeria as a minority, you must align with a major ethnic group to survive, else you'll die silently in the Big dog-eat-small dog fulani-ruled jungle called nigeria and you'll go into extinction.

The Idoma have aligned with the East against fulanis, the other sons of ND are aligning with the East so the world can hear them. In the south nobody trust yorubas because of yoruba muslims!

Who are Yoruba Muslims? tell me more about my tribe.

Thatitan234:
Good afternoon, I sent you a PM

Just send a mail to josephbabajide@email.com

DifferentBoy1:
Shaaaa. ... That's just a port with a white man's name because they used that route....my city was not planned by whites.....just few buildings and the rest by blacks(we) but Lagos was solely built by Britons

Portharcourt was a farmland, aqcuired by the British who built a Port and a port town specifically for the export of coal from Enugu to Europe. Luggard named the town after Lewis Vernon Harcourt a British Liberal Party
politician who held the Cabinet post of Secretary of
State for the Colonies from 1910 to 1915.
Lagos was a thriving port town before the British came.

DifferentBoy1:
Yoruba and hyping of Lagos.... how many times una go post this handy creation of Britain
come PH come see indigenous creations....

And who told you PH was indigenous creation. Do know the origin of the name Port HARCOURT?
research and you will discover that PH was built from the scratch by the British.

nwarosa:
Check your email

I have replied you.

nwarosa:
Hello @jaymichael I have been trying to reach you. Emailed you a couple of times over the last fortnight to no avail. Please holla

I have replied your email. Sorry I reset my phone and I lost all my apps including my email app. I have re-downloaded my email app and I can now be reached by email.

nwarosa:
Hello @jaymichael I have been trying to reach you. Emailed you a couple of times over the last fortnight to no avail. Please holla

Sorry for the inconvenience. send email to josephbabajide@email.com

I love onye ori utaba.

Me I can't believe this report. Lai lai. I was at Onitcha 2 years ago and the city isn't bad at all. It was even surprisingly neat and organized. Maybe they are talking of Onitcha os yesteryears o but not this present Onitcha.

Smellymouth:
I remember during the Molue era, we were heading to Ijanikin from Oshodi, one pervert go use his pr1ck take dey caress one fat yoruba woman yansh..

The sound of the slap be like say tire burst



https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/slap-man.gif

Hahahahaha! Yoruba women slap, na trademark. No one else can imitate am.

tit:
all those alaye boys that are fighting in ladipo and mile 12,
should be loaded in trailer and carried to Ooni farms.


what the old oba of lagos cannot do,
the young charismatic Ooni have do it.
no elect old people like buhari again.

Hahahahaaa! On a serious note, Oba f Lagos na ex police officer while Ooni is an entrepreneur. The Ooni is what my pastor will call a STAR. They only appear One in a generation. The "divine" chose well in choosing him as the Ooni

Durentt:
I don tire to dey buy earpiece. All of dem na thieves dem be. Since after i lost my follow-come earpiece i have bought 6 different ear piece. The one that lasted the most lasted for just 5days before spoiling. Why is this so? Where can someone get earpiece again?

There is one guy Okey at computer village that sells one very superb earpiece. just tell him you want to buy MAGNET earpiece. Na 1k him dey sell am. The sound quality beats all the earpiece I have used and it lasts as well as follow come. He imports it himself. If I get his number I will send it to you so he can direct you to his shop.

E don tey wey I see this kain thread for Nairaland. I need to laff small abeg.

TheDEVlLHimseIf:
dalandi umar is a useless nonentity bastard scumbag scallywag
Tinubu is a bastard
Buhari is a terrorist

Is this how you want to play opposition politics?
#SMH

TomLepskie:
I hope the refineries won't be sited in the far North where they ll rely on a thousand kilometer pipeline to get crude oil supply, this is a welcome development, better than the conventional refineries.

Even if the refineries dey Jericho, what is paramount is adequate steady supply. If an Ngwa man has the resources to cite his refinery in his hometown Aba, and he has all necessary approvals, no one should stop him from operating.

Na Igbo people go feel am pass. Yorubas can cook stew without tomatoes, even paste sef no go dey. Put ata gbige or ata rodo plus lots of Alubosa (onions) plus shombo pepper (optional) obe ata or stew don ready. I have cooked stew so many times without tomatoes.
I remembered what one of my friends (oyin) told me some years back, "if Nigeria begin import pepper, na Yoruba people chop our pepper finish" We yorubas can eat pepper for the world.

https://www.nairaland.com/1271491/real-face-lagbaja/4 his real face dey this thread.

Na lie, no be Lagbaja be that.

nwaanambra1:
like first bank like every other bank in Nigeria - they only invest where the profit will be astronomical without stress.

they all refused to invest in the youths - they all failed to encourage entrepreneurship. People with great ideas that will amount to great profits in future where denied loans. they where all interested in giving loans to mighty companies with or without insurance.

The day of reckoning is here for all the financial institutions. like the President said during inauguration - in his government, you reap what you sow, its time for hard-work to be appreciated.

First bank and the rest of them can still retrace their steps before its too late for them.

True, you spoke objectively. In their pursuit of cheap quick profits, they neglected and frustrated genuine entrepreneurship drives with long term growth potentials and steady profits. Now no free cheap petro-money anywhere anymore.

yomalex:
So disgusting that something that should generate intellectual discussion is being turned to a PDP/APC

You dey mind those idiots? They were the ones complaining that PMB refused to devalue the naira, now they read that devaluation seems inevitable, they still complain.

Shey those are the 'nails' wey them use nack Noah's ark?

Fulani leader explains why herdsmen attacked Enugu
15:08 06/05/2016

Abuja - The leader of the Fulani community in the
South- East Ardo Saidu Baso,has revealed the reasons
Fulani herdsmen attacked and killed scores of Ukpabi-
Nimbo people of Enugu State last week, New Telegraph
reports.
Baso, who is also the deputy leader of Miyetti Allah
Cattle Breeders’ Association, South East chapter, said
that four Fulani people were killed around Ukpabi-
Nimbo in December last year and less than a week later,
two boys from one Fulani parents based in Nasarawa
State were equally killed.
The father of the deceased, saddened by the news of their
death, visited Uzo-Uwani to find out what happened,
only for him to also be killed according to the Fulani
leader.

Ardo stated that he got intelligence about the impending
attack on Nimbo and that he informed the local
government chairman, the governor, Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi,
the state commissioner of police and the Area
Commander of police at Nsukka about it.
The Fulani leader said that he even embarked on a
journey to Nasarawa at the prompting of Uzo- Uwani
Local Government Area Chairman, Cornel Onwubuya,
to forestall the attack and possibly invite the families of
the deceased for a dialogue.
He stated that on reaching Otukpo in Benue State, he
learnt that the Fulani people from Nasarawa State had
already camped at the bush in Amaeke Nsukka
preparatory for the attack and that he aborted his
journey and rushed back to inform the council boss.
He expressed surprise that despite all his efforts to
forestall the attack, nothing was done to prevent it by
the relevant authorities.
Source: New Telegraph
- News 24
http://m.news24.com.ng/Nigeria/National/News/fulani-leader-explains-why-herdsmen-attacked-enugu-20160506

DrayZee:
"12. What do you want to eat "



This question does not exist because the answer is always rice.

They will be like
MUM: Dayo what will you like to eat?
DAYO: rice.
MUN : Ole, o mo ju iresi lo. Lo gbe omi eba kano my
friend! (you don't know more than rice, better
go boil water for eba my friend!)
You would be like, since you have what you want to prepare on your mind prior, why ask?

We Africans were the ones that sold ourselves into slavery. Before the coming of the white men, there was slavery and slave raids among Africans. Greed and Avarice, Cheating and Selfishness, Gluttony, and struggle for resource control are the underlining factors of the various conflicts and civil wars that has raged and still being raged by Africans against Africans even till this day.

chronique:
I've listened to the song and my question is,how did it get to no1?

Curiosity maybe.

Maybe he got in through the roof.

okirewaju:
How do people eat chicken without frying it?

They put it in their mouth and chew it. lol