₦airaland Forum

"Dogzillian hair"

If na your plan op,"back to sender"

I don't see what is wrong with what Basket mouth wore here o!!! Mark chose the way he dresses, so did Basket mouth. We all cannot act alike.

"pasta" Awon laff die. 😂 😂 😂

Baba, you could have the time to receive your daughter that visited you, yet you couldn't receive the immigration 2000 and BBOG protesters. This isn't fair at all.

CoolDude2012:
Good morning please. is it possible for duty on sets of cufflinks worth 44k to be 27k? I got a mail from someone at FedEx asking me to send 27k to an account after paying 37k for shipping. Please reply.

I don't know the duty rate for hs code, don't send any money to anyone for customs duty. go to their office. Ask them at what value and duty rate are they charging you 27k. Don't pay any money to any account. Go to their office with ur documents or tracking number or whatever is it you will use to retrieve ur consignment from FEDEX and state ur case.

The lady in the picture is MIOSOTIS CLARIBEL. she is a IndecentStar. She no get any nonsense cancer. But her breasts size no be here o.

River Niger no fit contain all the demons wey dey live inside this one. Shioor!

Koolking:
No offence intended, Which talent? Singing gibberish is talent? What is 'dorobucchi' and 'the koko'? Which American act would wants to feature in a juvenile beat-based lyric-less music. You and I know, Nigerian music is wrong investment. It only sells among noise-lovers in Nigeria and some part of African countries.

Don Jazzy is a music producer, not a singer. He is a good producer. Am not an hip hop fan.

Adamsdelrio:
I smell lies... Even if it's true, they might be scared of disappointment.

Haba! disappointment ke? Don Jazzy is one of the best (if not the best) in this part of the world. I also believe he can work well with any hip hop artist in the world. His talent is of international standard.

Joshemmy:
David says 'I have been young, now I am getting old, I have not seen the righteous forsaken nor his seed begging for bread! Psa.37:25

God's word never fails, His promises are perfect. He said as the rain come to the earth and does not return, but waters the earth to give seed to the sower and bread to the eater, so is his word! Isa.55:10

I know God's promises to me, but what do I do to bring those His promises to come to pass in my life? I have been waiting patiently and I know He is a covenant keeping God. What do I do next, people of God?

You cannot help God, you are only a vessel. keep yourself holy and worthy, then wait for his INSTRUCTION(s) and when you receive it, just OBEY.

dynamite11:
She is a single mother and she lives in her own house while my father inlaw warned me not too get too close to her after I complained to him about her involvement in my home, he told me to go on a vacation with my wife and son but when my wife told her we are planning going on a vacation to Dubai, she called me to tell me how she has always wanted to visit Dubai and she must be included in the trip, I loved the suggestion of Twaci but I can't tell my mom what I'm going through, she is married and lives with her own husband she can't just leave her home, my dad will never support that.

Mr Dynamite11 what is wrong with you, them JAZZ you? You better speak your mind now before you wake up one day, find out say you just dey pack your personal effects abandon your house and family to board a train bound for nowhere.

Pokemon Go

MadCow1:
I will accept her back...


On a Salary of 19,000 Naira per month Minimum Wage as my House keeper.

So that you will one day eat a sniper spiked dinner?

wordbank:
Women and money
When a woman say I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU just know that what she's actually saying is WITH YOUR MONEY I WILL TAKE CARE OF US

Classic.

it is good to know they are getting along fine.

winj3:
olodo typical nigerian,
Why don't you check how much land cost in Wuse ll before writing.

fake Einstein, billion naira house was what I saw, not billion naira land.

Nothing billion about this ordinary house abeg.

BrightEye:
Let me give you the the part of its lyrics that I can remember: ......bomode ba wuwa buruku wani iyae lojo
Bomode ba wuwa rere wani babae lojo
Iyami fono toda han mi laye
Babami fono toda han mi laye
Aye ti mowa yio koma yemi oo........

Christy Essien-Igbokwe ~TITLE: seun rere.

My goat would rather you kill it (4) "ASUN" as possible than for it to allow a drop of water to touch its skin.

Bleepyou:
Jare is yoruba
Leave me jare means leave me abeg


Some other words
Akara- igbo
Jara- hausa
Abi- yoruba
Ugu - igbo

Akara in Yoruba not only means bean cake, it also means cakes, biscuits and bread.

TonyeBarcanista:
Our Asset is gone

Ribadu will always be my man any day irrespective of his party...


Sai Nuhu Ribadu

Nuhu Ribadu, I just like that guy, irrespective of his party.

adextetoo:
Noted...Lagos is independent I guess it should still be Nigeria's capital if not for some people's greed

It wasn't for greed that the capital was moved from Lagos. It was a strategic move which was quite understandable.

dearpreye:
Brother, certain Northern governors have already given out lands for grazing cattle. The majority, if not all, of these cattle rearers are fulani people and they have their own indigenous lands. Let them deploy their lands for grazing.

'North ' in my first comment couldn't have meant anywhere other than the core North from whence these murderous folks migrate. If they want to graze their cattle in other places or regions within Northern states that aren't in support of the grazing method, they should RANCH their cattle. Thousands of people have lost their lives due to these elements of murder.

I'm sorry .

Is Abuja not North again?

To me, this is a NO NO. You let a player go for free, few years later you want to buy him for 100 million This is madness. If Man U thinks they can buy the league, they should as well give the FA the 100 million.

proeast:
I meandered through the roundabout, slotted in phyno's Fada Fada with Olamide and pressed hard on the throttle. THE END.

Hmmm, this is REVENGE. personally, I don't revenge and that doesn't mean I will grant unreasonable and unnecessary favours. I will not judge you, (even if I have the powers to) If you have decided to let her go, let her go for good. Don't rub ur success in her face. Don't even let her know how far you are being favored in life.
People change for bad and for good, but honestly, if you are good to her and she acted that way, I can't advise you to continue with her. She doesn't seem to me as someone that can stand with u through thick and thin. If she could leave you when things were this rosy (despite trying ur best to be good to her) what will she do during challenging period?
From ur write up, she is jealous of your success, she wants you to be miserable too when she is not happy.
Clear ur mind of that cobwebs u call love, move on with ur life. You should be thankful that both of u aren't married yet.
Goodluck.

asha90:
The world will be a better place without ISLAM.

The world will be better without religious radicalism. We don't need to review the dark age.

senators representing Lagos State in the Senate, yesterday, warned Senator Melaye to desist from harassing and intimidating Senator Oluremi Tinubu or face their wrath. The senators, who described Melaye as lilly-livered, vowed to testify in court on the side of truth, as part of the resolution of any conflict in the Upper Chambers. Recall that Senate President, Dr Bukola Saraki, and his deputy, Ike Ekweremadu, are currently standing trial over forgery of Senate Standing Rules. The Lagos senators, Olugbenga Ashafa (APC, Lagos East), and Solomon Olamilekan Adeola (APC, Lagos West), said in a statement: “We, the two senators representing Lagos East and Lagos West, having reviewed the recent happenings in the hallowed Chamber of the Senate of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, particularly at the executive session of July 12, 2016, which dwelt on the running of the Senate and now in the public domain without any denial from the affected parties, feel compelled to state as follows: “We deplore in very strong terms the use of abusive, threatening, uncouth, vulgar and un-parliamentary language by any senator against any other senator, particularly our female colleagues. “As distinguished members of the Red Chamber, we are strongly in favour of resolving any conflict that has arisen in the course of our representation and national duty through dialogue and due process and we will not be part of any solution obtained through any form of coercion, threat, intimidation and ungentlemanly conduct of the distinguished office of a senator. “We dissociate ourselves from the comments and behaviour of Senator Dino Melaye (APC, Kogi West) at the executive session of July 12, 2016, as we represent people known for finer character and nobler culture of social interaction. “We equally state that we will be part of efforts to instill and enshrine decorum and gentlemanly conduct associated with the Upper Chamber of the National Assembly of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. “While condemning the use of any vulgar and un- senatorial language in all ramifications, we particularly take offence at the use of such abusive and denigrating words against the person of distinguished Senator Oluremi Tinubu (APC, Lagos Central) as such words greatly demeaned the female gender and the hallowed chamber of the Senate. “Finally, pursuant to the threat of physical abuse against Senator Oluremi Tinubu (APC, Lagos Central) by Senator Dino Melaye (APC, Kogi West), we state that we are not lily-livered and cannot be intimidated or deterred from our primary assignment of representing the good people of Lagos State and carrying out our national duties of law-making, even if it entails testifying in court on the side of the truth as part of the resolution of any conflict in the upper chamber.” Lagos APC asks Melaye to apologise to Tinubu Reacting to the development, Lagos State chapter of APC also, yesterday, condemned Melaye’s action, and called on the Kogi senator to apologise to Senator Oluremi Tinubu and her husband, Bola Tinubu. The party in a statement signed by Publicity Secretary, Joe Igbokwe, said: "Our attention has been drawn to a reckless and unguided statement credited to one Senator Dino Melaye from Kogi State, who said he will beat up our own distinguished Senator Oluremi Tinubu, representing Lagos Central and that nothing will happen. "We take it that this is a slip of tongue but if it is, indeed, true that this statement came from the heart of Dino Melaye, we need a psychiatric doctor to examine the state of his mind. "Senator Dino Melaye has been in the news in the Senate of the Federal Republic of Nigeria for the wrong reasons. His actions and deeds in recent times have contributed in no uncertain terms to various setbacks we have witnessed in the 8th Senate since its inception on June 9 2015. "The hallowed chamber of the Senate of the Federal Republic of Nigeria is a prestigious place for the serious-minded, cerebral men and women of honour and integrity, those who can hold their heads when others are losing theirs, experienced but humble men and women. "It is not for lunatics, rascals, street urchins, ethically- challenged bigots or integrity-challenged charlatans. "It seems to us in Lagos APC that Senator Dino Melaye has reached a point of diminishing returns. The unstable and funny man from Kogi State has reached a point where there is no other place to go but to go down irretrievably. "He can only go down with his likes and not with our own Senator Oluremi Tinubu, the highly revered, honoured and distinguished wife of our national leader, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu. "Lagos APC wants Dino Melaye to move quickly to apologize to Senator Oluremi Tinubu and her beloved husband, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, and have the statement credited to him withdrawn without any further delay." Okun Parapo disowns Melaye Also reacting to the issue, a socio-cultural group of the Yoruba speaking areas of Kogi State, Okun Parapo, berated Melaye over claims of threatening to beat up Senator Tinubu, saying Melaye had not been a good representative of the people of Kogi West senatorial district. The group, in a statement by Mr. Adekunle Adeite, lamented that the senator was making mockery of Okunland that boasts of eminent Nigerians as John Cardinal Onaiyekan, Prof Eyitayo Lambo, the late Chief Sunday Awoniyi, Gen David Jemibewon, Mr. Bayo Ojo, Darey Art Alade and Nike Davies-Okundaye, among others. The statement read: "Okunland in Kogi State, Nigeria can boast of many prominent and illustrious sons. Notable among them are: John Cardinal Onaiyekan, Shola Ameobi (soccer player), Eyitayo Lambo, David Jemibewon, Darey Art Alade, Bayo Ojo, and Nike Davies-Okundaye. How this great land end up with a senator like Dino still beats me." http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/dino-melaye-a-disgrace-to-the-senate-tinubu/

Specialist900:
the Dino man is from kogi, his constituents are from kogi not the SW, if there will be a recall today it will be from his constituency. As such the SW people don't play a role in his career.

Dino na Yoruba man. He may be from Kogi state. Dare Art Alade too is a Yoruba from Kogi. Same for James Faleke that represents Lagos in the House of Reps but contested and won Kogi governorship election with Audu. The Yoruba influence is strong here. Yorubas see beyond state borders.

Fashola4thSon:
Great Tourist
After eating half your poor people money, traveling the whole poles and holes, Something good is coming to the hungry bastardsss in janjaweedz state.

Kudos

Whose poor money? The Ooni was a very rich man before ascending the throne. Even his Inogbe grand resort is a multi billion naira tourism destination.

Nbote:
D thing jus dey waste for our compound. My mum plant am full everywhere but funny enof I'm d only one in d house dat takes d seed. It's more or less like we grew it for d neighbors.

If you have goats or sheep, feed them with the leaves. You will be surprised how yours will be bigger and fresher than others in the neighborhood. I feed my goat moringa leaves a lot.