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Politics › Re: Obi Man Of Destiny, Inspires Generation Of Exceptional Nigerians – Charly Boy by jaymichael(m): 12:42pm On May 13, 2023
If Obi will be honest with himself, he would not wish what happened to him 8n the last one year to happen to him again.😂😄✌️♾️♾️
Okan bibo yen o le bale nibikibi to ba wa.
Politics › Re: What The Hausa People Like About The Igbos (Video) by jaymichael(m): 5:26pm On May 12, 2023
Solitechworld:
We are one, Na dem big agbada gengs dey drift us apart for their own personal interests...
That's because they are your gods and controllers of your destiny.
Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Threatens To Burn Everything After Davido's Tweets by jaymichael(m): 5:03pm On May 12, 2023
Samueltemi337:
I remembered the first time I fuçked Sophia
She is not really good in bed
And got no energy
I drained her completely
Was she good in bed the 2nd time?😄
Politics › Re: Court Adjourned Atiku Petition Against Tinubu To May 18 by jaymichael(m): 12:02pm On May 11, 2023
N3TRAL:
The judges must take their time to examine the prayers of the petitioners to avoid reaching their decisions per incuriam.

It is standard practice anywhere in the world.

The date set out for Election Petition in Nigeria is longer than most countries because of the diversity in Nigeria and our perculiar electoral system.

For instance, in the US, an Election Petition against an elected President of the Republican Party would only be brought by the Democrats.

In Nigeria, the law envisages a situation where all political parties that participated would bring their petition against the winner.

About 18 political parties participated in this election, more than 30 participated in 2019. There's no law that stops all of them from petitioning the victory of the winner. It is the very reason 180 days is fair for the completion of the process judiciously.




In law, he who alleges must prove. Tinubu does not necessarily need to prove that he won but the petitioners must prove that he didn't win. The petitioners must gather sufficient evidence to prove that they won instead.
It therefore follows that the chances of the party INEC declares winner are always higher than the chances of a petitioner.

The long length of time favours the petitioners since the burden of proof is weightier on them in the balance of probabilities.
Well stated. Are you a lawyer?
Politics › Re: Judiciary May Treat Tinubu Better Than INEC Did. Reno Omokri by jaymichael(m): 7:21am On May 11, 2023
G00DHardDick:
Gross stupidity from reno As usual.

Noticed how Tinubu tried to bribe and buy people over with his ill gotten wealth? This and many more is the reason why Nigeria can never move forward. I mean who wouldn't want to serve a man feeding you? It's like you're his slave and subject
You fit provide proof of your allegations abi him follow bribe your papa too?
Politics › Re: Anambra Workers Observe Monday Sit-At-Home, Ignore Governor Soludo by jaymichael(m): 7:56am On May 09, 2023
raskymonojendor:
They only fear IPOB.
And one 25 year old joker of a human being in far away Finland.
Politics › Re: Anambra Workers Observe Monday Sit-At-Home, Ignore Governor Soludo by jaymichael(m): 7:50am On May 09, 2023
helinues:
The illiterate youths have been in charge of the happenings in SE.

The educated people from SE should cover their face with something
Don't mind those spineless imbecilic meddlesome cowrds that receive orders from a 25 year old toddler in far away Finland. The only things those morons carry on their head is Agbero, Mc Oluomo etc while their region is being controlled by illiterate meth sniffing bastards.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Trying To Cause A Civil War by jaymichael(m): 8:30pm On May 07, 2023
blacksam01:
...with the return of the president elect from his medical trip in paris...he went straight to his mansion in Abuja nd 24hrs latter parked into a far smaller house in the compound of defence headquarters...

Questions now is what is tinubu doing there..at his mansion and as a president elect, he is due for a well equip nd good protection by the dss nd police...so why is tinubu mischievously lodging at yhe defense headquarters...

my guess is that he wanted to get closer to the chief of defense staff nd influence his decision to support him ,since as it stands, that is the only arm that can stop him, little wonder, the army chief after about two days of his sourjoun there...

what we shld b careful about is that the military chief usually have rivals in rank with its folds, if we thread dangerously nd allow our military top brass to get involved with politics, then that is danger as it unfolded in sudan recently...@ sudan just two politically instigated generals are cause fight every...

president buhari dhld call his chief to order nd order tinububout og the defense HQ, if he need more security, he shld b accorded more..but not mess up the military with money nd politics, i forsee tinubu never ever leaving power, instead using the military to extend his stay
This Obidients and anti Tinubu phenomenon don dey make una craze one by one.
The rubbish you wrote can only come from a schizophrenic and a mentality dysfunctional head.
Romance › Re: Man Confronts His Girlfriend For Sending Her Ex-boyfriend His $300(video) by jaymichael(m): 8:15pm On May 07, 2023
Adakintroy:
She is not a bad person relax...let's say you the guy in prison?..
Say your house, cars and other properties is sold by someone unauthorized to render "assistance" to someone you have no connection to. I am not the guy in prison, never will be.
You did mot use your own money to do nice guy but another person's
Politics › Re: I Read That Foreign Lawyers Are In Nigeria To Stop Tinubu Inauguration – Keyamo by jaymichael(m): 7:16pm On May 06, 2023
helinues:
The opposition supporters are mostly illiterates or half baked educated
They are stark illiterates and fools. Obedient movement is a leveler. Both the educated ones and the illiterates have an equal level of senselessness
Properties › Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by jaymichael(m): 11:08pm On May 05, 2023
Abfinest007:
I thought of this but at times u just have to let something's go
Let it go until the guy plug iron or boiling ring with your gen
Properties › Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by jaymichael(m): 11:07pm On May 05, 2023
CuriousCart:
Thanks.
Won't this affect my gen itself?
No it won't.
Properties › Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by jaymichael(m): 11:07pm On May 05, 2023
Calibrator:
People like that don't learn except through the hard way.. Last time someone tried this nonsense with me.


Switch on the generator, after a few minutes, switch off all appliances in your apartment, preferably with the changeover switch to be on the safe side, then go to your generator and rapidly use a star screwdriver to raise the output to the maximum, it will fry all electrical appliances in your neighbour's apartment.


It is not everything you leave to God or the government to judge, heaven helps those who help themselves!
Exactly what I had in mind to type😄👍
Romance › Re: Man Confronts His Girlfriend For Sending Her Ex-boyfriend His $300(video) by jaymichael(m): 10:31pm On May 05, 2023
Adakintroy:
What's right depend on were you standing.

Depend on how you understand good.

If you the prison guy. She the best human. If you the huz guy...well..
If she's gonna render help, it should be from her own money not someone else's.
The guy should have called the cops
Culture › Re: 10 Most Powerful Kings In Nigeria by jaymichael(m): 11:14am On May 03, 2023
daroz:
Oba of Benin cannot be replaced, no matter the politics involved. It’s strictly hereditary, that position belongs only to the first son of the Oba.
By law, any traditional ruler can be removed as they are under the government.
Politics › Re: Man Accuses Abike Dabiri Of Abandoning Igbos In Sudan (Video, Photos) by jaymichael(m): 3:20am On May 02, 2023
Aonkuuse:
I knew something like this will come up later... i know they will say a particular tribe was left behind in Sudan.... and guess what?? it's always the victim criers
You know our noisy neighbours na.
Phones › Re: What Made You Switch To Iphone And Never Looked Back?? by jaymichael(m): 3:48pm On Apr 30, 2023
phr0nesis:
Like say the iPhone no get when e de hang. XR don hang for my front ontop film wey person de watch.
Na iPhone hang pass. Their thermal throttle is annoying.
Politics › Re: Meet Tunde Rahman, The Unseen Voice Behind Tinubu by jaymichael(m): 5:42pm On Apr 28, 2023
pandoragirigory:
lot of people are behind Tinubu that unseen and unheard, no social media noises, God bless the north
His victory is the victory of the silent majority. The hunters whose target is the Big Elephant aren't distracted by tiny crickets.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Slams INEC For Backing Tinubu At Presidential Tribunal by jaymichael(m): 9:53pm On Apr 25, 2023
Hope15:
This man is really a clown. You petition an agency, casting aspersions on their decision; yet coming around to yell that the agency is defending her decision.
He is speaking to his target audience. Brainless and delusional Obi supporters.
Family › Re: Should I Get My Brother's Wife Arrested, After His Demise? by jaymichael(m): 8:30pm On Apr 25, 2023
dboY1123:
I lost my brother early last month and I have been unsettled and paranoid. He visited us a day before and he was healthy and hearty only for us to hear of his death the next day which was on Sunday.

He was admitted in the Hospital, on the bases that he was short of blood. He took 4/5 pants of blood and stayed 1/2 weeks before he was discharged and that only made him live for a month or so.

I want to know more about his death, exactly what happened. His wife is someone who didn't relate well with us (in laws) and she distanced my brother from us, while he objectively did as well.

This wife didn't visit my mum throughout her stay in the hospital for more than 3 months before my mum passed on a year ago. When I visited the hospital where my brother was rushed to being the same place he was admitted, they told me that he must have been bothered about somethings, and that the drugs he was given parts were hypertensive, that he stopped taking the drugs and all those excuses.

I was informed by the nurses that my brother has been suffering from insomnia, he hardly sleeps in nights and if he does, it's just few hours. All these things, the wife didn't tell us anything.

Now, I want to take the fight to her. I need her to tell me exactly what transpired, how did it happen! She's been in 40 days mandatory sit-at-home stuff and I can't wait to sit her ass down and interrogate her.

Should I get her arrested for questioning by the police?

Modified
When your brother was alive, why didn't you ask him what was wrong with him?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Already Serving Igbo ‘bread Soaked In Water’ — Nwodo by jaymichael(m): 8:41am On Apr 25, 2023
BrotherBisola:
😎

[color=orange]Tinubu cannot hide his hatred for Igbos.

Remi Tinubu calls Igbo Okoros.[/color]
And what has Igbos called Tinubu and Yorubas in general?
Politics › Re: Allow Me To Rest, Eat Amala And Sleep, Work Will Continue Tomorrow - Bola Tinubu by jaymichael(m): 8:03pm On Apr 24, 2023
zeusdgrt:
E don start grin obi is coming
Inside your girlfriend's pussy?
Politics › Re: Allow Me To Rest, Eat Amala And Sleep, Work Will Continue Tomorrow - Bola Tinubu by jaymichael(m): 8:00pm On Apr 24, 2023
TheRealMalcolmX:
undecided

If the status quo persist.....and Tinubu is confirmed as President, may he not die and leave us in the hands of this always mean-looking shettima who is a boko haram apologist.

Still trying to wrap my head around how Obi lost/mandate was stolen. He was the best of the three options.
Him be mugu na. How Baba wey hands and legs dey shake go chance you wey dey younger, more agile and fit.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Zainab Marwa, Daughter Of NDLEA Boss Into Inauguration Committee by jaymichael(m): 6:45pm On Apr 22, 2023
Seagodess:
So many people might not like me for this.. but I don't care and i am going to drop the bomb.

Tinubu won't be sworn in.. The physical world is ruled by the spiritual.. don't ask me how I know..it only takes the dorminus to langua... 778 is my code.. Tinubu has been rejected.
Naim you no use your 779 power make your candidate win?
Health › Re: Motorcycles Carry Corpse In Dr Congo - (Graphic Pictures) by jaymichael(m): 6:28pm On Apr 22, 2023
Generalwoodz:
I don't believe this...maybe the terrain isn't motorable given the kind of motorcycle they own. The cost for them could get one the cheapest of cars for hearse. Are you saying that nobody owns a car in an environment such as seen with corrugated zinc?

Y'ALL acting all surprise knows well that it's only in very few, special cases that ambulances respond to emergencies here in Nigeria, and mostly for the mighty, wealthy and richy.

As a husband you got a Toyota and one-day in the middle of the night your heartrob went to lets say: Labour

And you're in the remotest and most extreme part of Kafanchan. Your don't bother calling 911 for ambulance because they ain't responding.

You do it by speedily doing everything in a haste while driving her to the hospital by yourself.

And in sad case of death? Still no ambulance available in most places in Nigeria, somehow a vehicle is found to convey the corpse to hospital.


Edited to add: The news is from 2018.

EDITED to add again: The DRC government banned the practice last year commonly in Eastern part.
Saw the documentary some years ago. It is used in remote villages with inaccessible roads for motor vehicles.
Crime › Re: The Unvarnished Truth About Money Ritual by jaymichael(m): 6:14pm On Apr 22, 2023
Stonecoldstare1:
Hello man. Please I need your help,this looks like you have experience or you know people who have done it before. Please I need an original native doctor or even a secret cult for wealth. Please I will do anything even if it means sacrificing anything or anyone I love most,yea even if blood is involved,I won't hold back,I will do anything at all please
No bro. I was a kid then. My mom went around visiting relatives and she took me along.
I won't advise "blood money rituals" for anyone. The price is always heavy. Make sacrifices to your creator , Eleda or Ori and give alms and always call on what you want consistently. Most importantly, Search, provide goods and services people need that you can provide.
Good luck. Gid bless you , God bless me.
Politics › Re: "Peter Obi Is Ethnically Cleansing Labour Party" - Alhaji Bashiru Apapa by jaymichael(m): 6:40pm On Apr 19, 2023
Christistruth03:
Those are the real Original founders and owners of the Labour Party for over 20 years

Peter Obi was just an Oppotunistic Gate Crasher who used money to hijack the Party Presidential Slot

Under the Party rules he shouldn’t even have been considered for the Post because he hadn’t been in the Party long enough
Gbam! Person wey dem nomite with fake and forged documents
Romance › Re: Faithful Men: What Keeps You From Cheating? by jaymichael(m): 6:33pm On Apr 19, 2023
Rokiat:
I would like to believe there are still men that are faithful To their women in relationships. And despite the narrative not all men cheat.

So faithful Men of nairaland, how do you manage to remain faithful?
I will not come here and expose myself, I will pass😜
Celebrities › Re: How Mercy Johnson Rescued Hadiza Abubakar From Drowning On Movie Set by jaymichael(m): 6:27pm On Apr 19, 2023
believeMEyou:
Shey them dey teach people how to swim ni? undecided

Things I learnt by myself that makes people think I'm not normal

1) How to drive automatic car
2)How to drive okada
3)How to drive manual motor( my experience with okada help me here)
4) How to swim (learnt this at badagry beach)

I wonder how people still dey find person wey go teach them these things especially men undecided
Mine is bicycle. I never leant for one day. I just picked a bicycle and Star riding. There is twist to it sha, I picked up a the bicycle just after learning how to ride a motorcycle.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi LP Wins Ogbaru Federal Constituency supplementry election by jaymichael(m): 7:36am On Apr 16, 2023
aariwa:
Peter Obi took labor party from obscurity to national force single-handedly within six months without any government, private or individual funding compared to his opponents PDP and APC that spent close to a billion dollars on last elections alone and still could not outcompete Peter Obi . Peter Obi is an enigma and remains my president elect . Imagine what such a man would do to economy and security of Nigeria within six months if he becomes president
PMB did more than that with his party CPC in 2011 election. CPC dominated the North. PMB had 12m+ votes in the Presidential election but still lost Obi managed just 6m+ votes. LP isn't known in the North just as CPC wasn't known in the South. The only difference is the influence of CPC in the North is far greater than the influence of LP in the South.
Nairaland General › Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by jaymichael(m): 7:31am On Apr 14, 2023
wonder233:
Nigerians are so full of shyt.
Preventing waste by ensuring to use up all of an item is termed poverty.
Re-use, recycle are termed poverty.
A nation of braggarts.
Things that are being encouraged in the saner climes you lots so wish you can japa to are what you people term "poverty".
I visited a friend and was served food. I ensured to eat up to the last grain of rice on the plate. And they insisted on serving me more, I told them I was full, that my finishing the entire food wasn't because of hunger, but to prevent wastage. I knew they didn't understand what I was saying cos they would have preferred I wasted a portion of the food to prove I was full.
This nation just seems like a collection of unintelligent people
You have a very good mindset. Wastage should be discouraged totally. No matter how you get money or how financially comfortable you are, USE, REUSE and RECYCLE should be one of your guiding principles. Your money may be yours but the resources you procure with it WAS meant for everyone.

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